Guild Wars 2

Emperor Saiyr hereby declares that Maguuma roamers can only be engineers. Please reroll or get out.

ParaldaWind.4523:

x per fection x.2096:

x per fection x.2096:

That 15 minute fight on Yaks BL

http://youtu.be/2bLanFMY7bM

I’ll upload the rest tomorrow.

Some of the other fights throughout the night.

http://youtu.be/PnVKKytbQbg

Nice! You got the second half of that amazing fight between east and garrison. We had outmanned at the start of it, but I think Duke zoned in mid fight, so we lost outmanned, or “outnumbered,” I guess.

don’t be racial

Kovu.7560:

The sheer numbers in a Maguuma zergball is rather impressive.
I’m surprised they can keep all of their pugs on a leash.

~ Kovu

Karma is a surprisingly effective leash

Darius Glazkov.9750:

calvin i’m touched at your love for ME, but nobody is taking your bait in the way you’re wanting. i’m sorry.. we have too many GOONs that have been conditioned to such trolling.

i guess i’ll be on tonight, come out and play calvin.

ps. welcome wads!!!!

Whoa I wish I could be part of this elite crew

eithinan.9841:

saiyr.3071:

rB is transferring to Maguuma on Thursday. Little do they know we’re transferring to Dragonbrand on Thursday, so we will, in fact, not see them.

please don’t. We want to raise our average level of skill.

I will halt the order to transfer on Thursday if BP pays us 100g/head and GvGs us.

rB is transferring to Maguuma on Thursday. Little do they know we’re transferring to Dragonbrand on Thursday, so we will, in fact, not see them.

kfarb.6732:

Still haven’t seen any BP this matchup

You should have been on DBBL with us yesterday. We saw a BP General commander followed by a poor stream of pubbies. Poor guy is in a guild full of people that doesn’t seem to WvW. But according to Calvin they don’t PvE either, so I guess they just forum war

Calvin.5380:

saiyr.3071:

Calvin.5380:

saiyr.3071:

MrSilver.5269:

saiyr.3071:

I too like to draw conclusions about combat prowess based on a coverage/population metric

I’m glad I’m not alone.

See, Calvin, this is how you’re supposed to troll, by taking sarcastic comments seriously. You used to do this all the time, now you just say silly stuff about how good ME is and how bad everyone else is. I think you have been dethroned!!!!!!!!!!

You’re jealous of other more accomplished guilds, and in denial. You’ll never learn this way.

When on the losing side, your guild disappears from battlefield. You only engage with superior numbers, and even then you guys rely on siege. Your guild is a running joke on our server. Get it? “Running” joke? No? Thought so.

It wasn’t a troll attempt. I just stated the fact, that I only see one guild actually fighting open field battles. Fact. Go ahead, deny/deflect.

Oh, and how’s PvE?

Aww, you don’t want to learn…it’s ok, I guess MrSilver can be MrGold

Edit: I find it sort of amusing that BP calls us bad and still needs to draw motivation for builds from Maguuma

That IS the running joke! Lol! That Mags needs builds to run away from fights. We often visit that section for laughs. Lololol!

It makes me legitimately sad that you reference Calvin and Hobbes in your bad troll posts

CptWheezy.6439:

saiyr.3071:

wats rsl precious

Razi Sweat Licker

O.O

I’m just joking this time – so don’t get bent. lol

Oh right, my memory is short, I’m an old man. Still haven’t made that guild since I’m maxxed out atm

wats rsl precious

Calvin.5380:

saiyr.3071:

MrSilver.5269:

saiyr.3071:

I too like to draw conclusions about combat prowess based on a coverage/population metric

I’m glad I’m not alone.

See, Calvin, this is how you’re supposed to troll, by taking sarcastic comments seriously. You used to do this all the time, now you just say silly stuff about how good ME is and how bad everyone else is. I think you have been dethroned!!!!!!!!!!

You’re jealous of other more accomplished guilds, and in denial. You’ll never learn this way.

When on the losing side, your guild disappears from battlefield. You only engage with superior numbers, and even then you guys rely on siege. Your guild is a running joke on our server. Get it? “Running” joke? No? Thought so.

It wasn’t a troll attempt. I just stated the fact, that I only see one guild actually fighting open field battles. Fact. Go ahead, deny/deflect.

Oh, and how’s PvE?

Aww, you don’t want to learn…it’s ok, I guess MrSilver can be MrGold

Edit: I find it sort of amusing that BP calls us bad and still needs to draw motivation for builds from Maguuma

Amins.3710:

Does it ever?

I’m confused.

Amins.3710:

I’d rather be good, complain and talk kitten, then be just bad.

Does that help? :P I know, I know, being a pedant on the forums. But it made the interpretation totally different in a funny way, you have to admit.

MrSilver.5269:

saiyr.3071:

I too like to draw conclusions about combat prowess based on a coverage/population metric

I’m glad I’m not alone.

See, Calvin, this is how you’re supposed to troll, by taking sarcastic comments seriously. You used to do this all the time, now you just say silly stuff about how good ME is and how bad everyone else is. I think you have been dethroned!!!!!!!!!!

I too like to draw conclusions about combat prowess based on a coverage/population metric

Waffler.1257:

saiyr.3071:

Evilzara.6378:

Ehmry and BP have this feud and refuse to actually focus you guys.

I guess Ehmry has found a new brother to annoy now that we’re too big for them. Good for them

Amins.3710:

I’d rather be good, complain and talk kitten, then be just bad.

This is a pretty hilarious, I don’t think it means what you think it means.

Hi saiyr!

Hi qt I miss you <33

Evilzara.6378:

Ehmry and BP have this feud and refuse to actually focus you guys.

I guess Ehmry has found a new brother to annoy now that we’re too big for them. Good for them

Amins.3710:

I’d rather be good, complain and talk kitten, then be just bad.

This is a pretty hilarious, I don’t think it means what you think it means.

Eviator.9746:

Eviator.9746:

Please tell me which keep, because I recently fought a warrior in Mag’s Bay who jumped off a cliff and died when he started losing the fight. Or was it YB? Man I should keep FRAPS going 100% of the time.

Well after beating that warrior I went mostly AFK. Well it’s been a half an hour later, and I’m surrounded by red-labeled NPCs. Good thing I’m not a mesmer…

Just a ninja!!!!!!!!!!

Efface.8460:

Evalana.5480:

Commisar.8695:

Oh you’re back on Dragonband Eva.
How was the fling with BT?

I had a BLAST with BT, but husbandface is getting back into GW and ‘T1’ would be a bit too intense to get him interested in WvW. I’ll be on whatever server he is, as long as he is playing.

I hear Mag is hiring….Yall should look into it

Been looking into it for months :’(

Eviator.9746:

Boonprot.6274:

This is what T2 tactics looks like, ladies and gentlemen!

Care to elaborate? Follow up question: did it work?

We still have that keep so I guess not

Shatterstorm.9652:

kerona.3465:

You’re an embarrassment to your server, tbh. Calvin, school this kid.

Is that all u can say? Pretty weak bro

yea bro that was pretty weak bro

Shatterstorm.9652:

nah man not gonna waste my time. I have nothing to gain from beating scrubs

Translation: really scared to lose, just like BP, who has refused to GvG us multiple times even though we have asked through various channels vOv You have lots to gain from beating us in GvG, it’s like free bags. So since we’re so scrubby, you should get lots of them.

Calvin.5380:

saiyr.3071:

Calvin.5380:

saiyr.3071:

Calvin.5380:

saiyr.3071:

Calvin.5380:

saiyr.3071:

eithinan.9841:

Warthog.6870:

wait – you can’t find anything you’re better at and now you’re trying to make mag fight each other?

Well if mags fought themselves on the field we would know who would win. At lease until Sw@g decided to siege creep ME.

We just completely destroyed your ALS + whatever zerg on your home, so much so that they tried to build an arrow cart on NW switchbacks. We also took your west keep with inferior numbers, then I guess FIRE rage quit and left for another map because they couldn’t wipe us. I know BP is superior to both of those guilds combined, but baby steps, right?

So how’s PvE?

Now that the match is decided, you guys should visit WvW sometime. We’ve already started running uplevels, and it might just be your chance to take a few towers and make a post here.

So how’s PvE?

Now that we’re in DB BL, you guys should visit your own home sometime. We’ve already started getting bored of winning 1:10 odds and it might just be your chance to help your server win with 9 times our numbers instead.

You’re so creative, Saiyr!!!!!!!!!!

Aw, thanks, I’m glad you picked up on my ten exclamation mark syntax! Maybe you can next pick on on not telling blatant uncreative lies to troll!!!!!!!!!!

Bro, he was just being sarcastic.

I’m sorry I made you explain yourself, and respond in third person. There must be some truth in there that would’ve hurt so much. Sorry son, you and all the DORP are awesome, even without your ACs! Happy?

Thanks, buddy! You are still in bad guilds!

Calvin.5380:

saiyr.3071:

Calvin.5380:

saiyr.3071:

Calvin.5380:

saiyr.3071:

eithinan.9841:

Warthog.6870:

wait – you can’t find anything you’re better at and now you’re trying to make mag fight each other?

Well if mags fought themselves on the field we would know who would win. At lease until Sw@g decided to siege creep ME.

We just completely destroyed your ALS + whatever zerg on your home, so much so that they tried to build an arrow cart on NW switchbacks. We also took your west keep with inferior numbers, then I guess FIRE rage quit and left for another map because they couldn’t wipe us. I know BP is superior to both of those guilds combined, but baby steps, right?

So how’s PvE?

Now that the match is decided, you guys should visit WvW sometime. We’ve already started running uplevels, and it might just be your chance to take a few towers and make a post here.

So how’s PvE?

Now that we’re in DB BL, you guys should visit your own home sometime. We’ve already started getting bored of winning 1:10 odds and it might just be your chance to help your server win with 9 times our numbers instead.

You’re so creative, Saiyr!!!!!!!!!!

Aw, thanks, I’m glad you picked up on my ten exclamation mark syntax! Maybe you can next pick on on not telling blatant uncreative lies to troll!!!!!!!!!!

Bro, he was just being sarcastic!!!!!!!!!!

Calvin.5380:

saiyr.3071:

Calvin.5380:

saiyr.3071:

eithinan.9841:

Warthog.6870:

wait – you can’t find anything you’re better at and now you’re trying to make mag fight each other?

Well if mags fought themselves on the field we would know who would win. At lease until Sw@g decided to siege creep ME.

We just completely destroyed your ALS + whatever zerg on your home, so much so that they tried to build an arrow cart on NW switchbacks. We also took your west keep with inferior numbers, then I guess FIRE rage quit and left for another map because they couldn’t wipe us. I know BP is superior to both of those guilds combined, but baby steps, right?

So how’s PvE?

Now that the match is decided, you guys should visit WvW sometime. We’ve already started running uplevels, and it might just be your chance to take a few towers and make a post here.

So how’s PvE?

Now that we’re in DB BL, you guys should visit your own home sometime. We’ve already started getting bored of winning 1:10 odds and it might just be your chance to help your server win with 9 times our numbers instead.

You’re so creative, Saiyr!!!!!!!!!!

Aw, thanks, I’m glad you picked up on my ten exclamation mark syntax! Maybe you can next pick on on not telling blatant uncreative lies to troll!!!!!!!!!!

Calvin.5380:

saiyr.3071:

eithinan.9841:

Warthog.6870:

wait – you can’t find anything you’re better at and now you’re trying to make mag fight each other?

Well if mags fought themselves on the field we would know who would win. At lease until Sw@g decided to siege creep ME.

We just completely destroyed your ALS + whatever zerg on your home, so much so that they tried to build an arrow cart on NW switchbacks. We also took your west keep with inferior numbers, then I guess FIRE rage quit and left for another map because they couldn’t wipe us. I know BP is superior to both of those guilds combined, but baby steps, right?

So how’s PvE?

Now that the match is decided, you guys should visit WvW sometime. We’ve already started running uplevels, and it might just be your chance to take a few towers and make a post here.

So how’s PvE?

Now that we’re in DB BL, you guys should visit your own home sometime. We’ve already started getting bored of winning 1:10 odds and it might just be your chance to help your server win with 9 times our numbers instead.

eithinan.9841:

Warthog.6870:

wait – you can’t find anything you’re better at and now you’re trying to make mag fight each other?

Well if mags fought themselves on the field we would know who would win. At lease until Sw@g decided to siege creep ME.

We just completely destroyed your ALS + whatever zerg on your home, so much so that they tried to build an arrow cart on NW switchbacks. We also took your west keep with inferior numbers, then I guess FIRE rage quit and left for another map because they couldn’t wipe us. I know BP is superior to both of those guilds combined, but baby steps, right?

Gellor.6497:

saiyr.3071:

Calvin.5380:

Deny all you will, fact remains that large mag guilds stop doing WvW when they’re losing. The PPT tells the story… Yak’s are doing an admirable job, and may even overtake Mags.

I feel for people on that server, and a handful of good guilds that still keep fighting despite the odds. I wonder how they put up with fairweather guilds such as DORP and PYRO.

Losing your homeland keeps even though no large mag guilds are playing must be pretty embarrassing!

Or we are bored and don’t care, I wouldn’t even bother upgrading anything and just allow for karma training all week

Deny all you will, fact remains that large DB guilds stop doing WvW when they’re losing. The PPT tells the story… Yak’s are doing an admirable job, and may even overtake DB.

I feel for people on that server, and a handful of good guilds that still keep fighting despite the odds. I wonder how they put up with fairweather guilds such as BP.

Calvin.5380:

Deny all you will, fact remains that large mag guilds stop doing WvW when they’re losing. The PPT tells the story… Yak’s are doing an admirable job, and may even overtake Mags.

I feel for people on that server, and a handful of good guilds that still keep fighting despite the odds. I wonder how they put up with fairweather guilds such as DORP and PYRO.

Losing your homeland keeps even though no large mag guilds are playing must be pretty embarrassing!

Xirin.8593:

TC trolls would do well to learn from Calvin.

I dunno man, his trolling has slipped in recent days. Maybe he needs to learn from Bunzy before he teaches TC.

Pinko.2076:

saiyr.3071:

kfarb.6732:

Where’d the fragile egos thing come from? I die a lot in this game and lose a lot of duels.

Probably the “egotistical” in our guild name lol I blame Cress for this mess!!!!!!!!!!

rename to Razi Sweat Lickers

has a nice ring to it

kfarb.6732:

Where’d the fragile egos thing come from? I die a lot in this game and lose a lot of duels.

Probably the “egotistical” in our guild name lol I blame Cress for this mess!!!!!!!!!!

So you agree with us but it’s only excuse when we say it, not when you say it. Makes sense. You’re probably as good of a player in game as on the forums!

eithinan.9841:

Pinko.2076:

Serophous.9085:

Least with mag this thread will stay near the top and be the longest thread for the week.

DB does most of the work.

Easy lifting when you guys siege creep all the time. Earlier today 284 [dorp]s siege creeped me and 2 others defending the bridge. Of course we wiped all of them. There maybe was a [pyro] or [ill] in there too. I know there wasn’t any [me] there or they would have gotten us.

Looks like your recent posting in the Ebay forums got them to rub off on you…

kfarb.6732:

CptWheezy.6439:

ParaldaWind.4523:

CptWheezy.6439:

kfarb.6732:

CptWheezy.6439:

Pinko.2076:

Is it? For about 6 months DB said it was the community that was fun and not winning. Has the bandwagon changed things, cptwheezy?

I have to give it to you DORPs – you pee in ones soup and the other 20 Razi sweat lickers come to the rescue. And just for your information – I have no idea what Dragonbrand says – I play on Maguuma. This whole ‘play for fun not points’ is simply bandaids for your fragile little DORP egos. Now – hurry up and read this – because it will get deleted pretty dang quick.

Infraction Inc….

Addendum – if you’re not in DORP then disregard my comments! LoLoL

If you’re not having fun because you’re losing I don’t know how you’ve lasted on Maguuma for any length of time. You can’t play 24/7, so why worry about coverage and ppt? Capping stuff is fun sometimes, but it kind of sucks that the new meta is hoping to avoid a fight to do it. If you’re not into the pvp part of it then I doubt you’ll have much fun in these new random matchups.

I don’t mind losing – as you said – we don’t always win. I can also buy the comment that finding fights and doing well (and not the ppt) is the best part of the game. But so many times when people use that excuse – it sounds like – an excuse.

The point here is that these matches of late are far too lopsided to encourage any type of game play that would be considered fun. An even fight is the best fight. Then it’s skill on skill. The fight is then decided by thinking and quick maneuvers and team minded play. I will grant that the opposite scenario is just as bad.

It’s the even fights that we need. The ones where the game isn’t decided until the last minute. The ones where the match is decided by who played best. Who doesn’t mind losing in a situation like that, to a worthy opponent. I don’t mind at all. I’m just saying that Dragonbrand is NOT that worthy opponent. Who’s fault is that – not Dragonbrand. They’re doing what they can to make fun where there isn’t any- in the absence of equal numbers (equal fights). They cannot help that they outnumber us or that their time slots are filled to the brim. The fault lies with Anet! Plain and simple. The original post was about how it sucks that we’re up against T2 servers – and it does. Period.

Meh, the scoring system is a measure of population coverage, not skill. There’s nothing we can do about population coverage, so why worry about it? Just play for the fights. If you play for PPT, and you’re not a commander of any note, then you’re wasting your time worrying about things outside of your control.

True – but it doesn’t make it less frustrating. It would be easier if Anet said – this is a system of scoring based on population and coverage – but they don’t.

And some people on our beloved Maguuma try to make excuses. Meh – whatever. I just trudge through – find fights where I can get them – have fun with friends – and try to lose with some dignity. It would help tons if Anet would stop screwing that up. But – I get what you’re saying. And you’re right – I should stop worrying about it.

So basically you agree with the “play for fun” thing. Got it.

please stop making excuses thanks

I helped DB report a speed hacker and then I get 10v1’d and laughed at by an NNK general :‘( y’all are mean poopieheads

Eviator.9746:

saiyr.3071:

By that definition all dialogue can be considered successful trolling o.o

Trolling does have a definition, which I did not provide, but subtly isn’t part of it.

The “just need to get a response” part. Look, I’m trolling you right now!

Eviator.9746:

saiyr.3071:

I’m sorry Calvin, that was too obvious your trolling really has gotten worse in quality lately

Hold on now, there’s no rule that says troll attempts must be subtle. They just need to get a response, and it worked!

By that definition all dialogue can be considered successful trolling o.o

I’m sorry Calvin, that was too obvious your trolling really has gotten worse in quality lately

Lenador.1436:

saiyr.3071:

Lenador.1436:

Calvin.5380:

OMFG, the classic T3 matchup! Too bad we’re not evenly matched anymore. Takes all the fun outta chest-thumping

Dont let it stop you

Don’t worry it won’t

havent you thumped around enough let DB finally get a chance; i mean we have never gotten the chance to raise our fists and strike it against our chests ^.^

oh really

Lenador.1436:

Calvin.5380:

OMFG, the classic T3 matchup! Too bad we’re not evenly matched anymore. Takes all the fun outta chest-thumping

Dont let it stop you

Don’t worry it won’t

Furiousbeard.7602:

Best of luck siyr!!!!!!!!!!

I miss you already

Visit me?

Too poor for visits

I’m so excited to see Calvin again!

Thanks for the goodbye present, GODS <3

I’m sure they will at least score more than 73k if they rematch against us.

Shads.9468:

To the FA who didn’t stop playing this week just because ‘we already won’: you might have been farmed by maguuma a few times (ok fine, a lot of times), but you’re 100x better then the guys who only play to win.

To the oceanics on both FA and KN: if you’re sick of being the meatshield to a horrible attempt at taking SM (ps we were outmanned the whole time, video coming soon..) and youre wondering why Maguuma can react quicker then you (the only reason we can do above said farming).. then please. don’t transfer. stay right where you are :>

ilu bonnie

escobert.9024:

Mag stop trying to be TC you’re like a 1/4 the size.

Is that some sort of zerg zinger? Because lol

glennyrd.1308:

Xirin.8593:

glennyrd.1308:

Maybe next matchup will actually be exciting. Yawn.
Sincerely,
Fort Aspenwood

Spoken like a true zergling.

Actually I’m a Tpvper, so I prefer small-scale fights. Unfortunately Maguuma fails to bring any challenge to those…

Oh, well while we’re being anecdotal I was roaming for the first half of this match and didn’t find any challenge from FA either. And I’m not even a good PvPer.

glennyrd.1308:

zastari.1730:

rip all of FABL’s waypoints

Bye, Maguuma. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

I wish FA could play two of themselves. The treb wars would be glorious!!!!!!!!!!

Joseph.7213:

Giving you 5wxp makes my night, I’ll gladly continue doing it.

Of course we didn’t wipe them, we don’t say things that aren’t true. That’s something our enemies could learn.

Oh, teach me more about your honorable ways

Joseph.7213:

Many, many kitten chasing 10 ACE. They chased us from ruins to the Longview sentry.

How many is “many, many”? Doesn’t look like that many. Let me guess, you farmed them all?

Furiousbeard.7602:

AlfieStowers.4219:

I knew your answer would be no.
Someone who talks like you do is obviously only useful in a Zerg of 40+

I don’t know if you fight warriors much, but they’re more of an addition to a group rather than a dueling class.

They’re really easy to beat in duels, so I don’t know what you would prove by beating one.

I would fight you, but it won’t make you a bigger man.

You should meet Bi Furious!

watch out or bleed.3068:

Wanted to say I enjoyed the First Night we were on Kaineng and will be having some more fun as we set up our new home on Kaineng Server. Enjoyed the Fights thus far.

Out of curiosity, how big is vH? Sorta surprised anyone would actually leave the T1 black hole, but hey, props to you for doing it.

Furiousbeard.7602:

Benjamin.6235:

… but but but … gotta get the PPT higher. Got no time to mess around with no GvGs.

Doesn’t DORP have a gvg against an FA guild tonight?

Weird you wouldn’t know that…

I thought it was a Kaineng guild.

Edit: nm, someone’s been a busy bee