Guild Wars 2

Pinko.2076:

Kush.5462:

x per fection x.2096:

I can’t believe JQ is still in here talking about points, and how good they are. Anyways here is 18 minutes of video from last night where JQ showed [DERP] just how good they are.

http://youtu.be/9U7fSroG96I

The only time JQ has a chance of winning a fight that isn’t at least a 2:1 situation is when they are on those AC’s and Cannon’s. One guy was on the north cannon of SM last night for at least 4 hours.

As for the JQ who said they beat PYRO on EBG last night, this is what I saw while I was there, don’t know what happened after this, PYRO mumble can give you a headache fast with that many people in it. Thx for the bags though.

http://youtu.be/V1HDRcjQ1cA

cool, but when i hopped in EBG with around 10 Ge, i saw something different. Anyways, good fight last night, respect to all of them.

Maybe since your perception and others are different, you could control the conditions so there’s no uncertainty. Maybe a group from each side would meet at a spot and face each other. We could call it GvG.

Don’t call it GvG, sensitive people don’t like that term. Call it “sparring” or something.

Chris.3290:

How can you have 16 pages in the most one-sided match in recent memory?
I mean, what else is there to talk about?

You seem jealous that our thread is better than yours.

PoweredByRice.3517:

yawn Where are the Mag trolls that keeps this thread entertaining? Furiosbread trying too hard, but he aint cutting it.

I would like some of this furious bread. Where do I obtain it?

Mada.5319:

saiyr.3071:

Achilles.2197:

saiyr.3071:

Achilles.2197:

Dude u guys r so good at gvg let me see dat gold trim

Oops.. wrong game

Dude u guys r so good at ppt let me see that #1 NA ranking

Oops.. wrong server

Eh, ill give that a 1/10. Doesn’t quite have the sting I was looking for. I already got my gvg trims.. where’s yours

It’s about as much sting as any of your posts have. lol JQ so good cuz we run da staff eles!! Unfortunately trims weren’t in the game when I stopped playing GW1 (at least not that I remember, but I’m old and have a bad memory). But who needs trims when your guild is featured as Guild of the Week

Oh nice, which guild?

Angry Businessmens! The best guild! No just kidding we were alright. I weighed my guild down. Cuz I’m bad. We did beat WM once in HoH, that was fun.

Achilles.2197:

saiyr.3071:

Achilles.2197:

Dude u guys r so good at gvg let me see dat gold trim

Oops.. wrong game

Dude u guys r so good at ppt let me see that #1 NA ranking

Oops.. wrong server

Eh, ill give that a 1/10. Doesn’t quite have the sting I was looking for. I already got my gvg trims.. where’s yours

It’s about as much sting as any of your posts have. lol JQ so good cuz we run da staff eles!! Unfortunately trims weren’t in the game when I stopped playing GW1 (at least not that I remember, but I’m old and have a bad memory). But who needs trims when your guild is featured as Guild of the Week

Achilles.2197:

Dude u guys r so good at gvg let me see dat gold trim

Oops.. wrong game

Dude u guys r so good at ppt let me see that #1 NA ranking

Oops.. wrong server

uberkingkong.8041:

Everyone on Maguuma should uninstall GW2, they waste of space in WvW better to just not exist if you cant even do anything against JQ. The only thing FA is able to do is get there zergs handed to them by JQ but maguuma, those guys don’t even know how to zerg, they need to uninstall seriously. Anvil Rock puts up a better fight than Maguuma.

Nah, we’re all transferring to JQQ to use up your queue slots in GvG

Pinko.2076:

FirstInfantry just blew your cover, KJ.

Mine too!

robocafaz.9017:

saiyr, I think it’s time you disbanded Maguuma.

Agreed…time to move to Jade Quarry, the master server!

Chaba.5410:

I like this match-up for nothing else than to be witness to JQ’s first-time experience with Maguuma forum warriors.

P.S. Zoel is god emperor of FA

Do you get giddy when you remember that there are still two T1 servers we get to face? ;D

Please don’t stay classy. We are winning the thread length war by a long shot.

Paz Shadow.9715:

Lol @Zoel, nice cop-out answer… you Mag’s are real good at excuses huh? Scoreboard sure shows it.

It’s funny because he’s not even Maguuma and he understands. If you want proof then register an account on maguuma.net and check our matchup thread on there.

Paz Shadow.9715:

BTW saiyr I know you take great pride in being a class act forum troll but in reality you are hurting your server more than helping it. Sure, scoreboard is good, and sure the wins are nice… but your reputation is what really matters at the end of the day and quite frankly Mag has a horrible one. The sad thing is I don’t think you and all the other forum warriors from Mag will ever be able to admit it, since if you all turned around and changed your attitude your server could really benefit from it.

I love this thread <3

PS this troll does far more for his server than you do for yours. How does that make you feel?

Nevermind GvGs I guess, JQ is too honorable for us. And this thread will keep me much more entertained anyway!

Paz Shadow.9715:

I think I’ve done my job here, cya guys

Crap, did I miss out on my few seconds in the spotlight? Nooooooooooooooo

robocafaz.9017:

BioHaZarD.7904:

lol if they go against yak next week lets transfer to yak for a week to wipe them off maps again xD

Please do. It’s be nice to have a fight against Yaks that doesn’t end in them running away.

Except they would still run away, just in larger numbers!!!!!!!!!!

Frosch.7809:

Boonprot.6274:

I don’t think you realize how awful YB is as a server.

It’s quite entertaining to see Maggs complain about the same tactics they have been using for the last 2 weeks against Yaks, Zerging and setting up siege in open field. Can’t stand to be treated in the same fashion like you treat weaker servers it seems. Have a nice week!

We offer chances for even number fights every single week we fight you guys and you turn it down. Apparently you’re afraid that you will be shown to be worse than guilds that like to be active on the forums. Maybe the rest of you should move to JQ, you’re like perfect for each other!

Robot Chocken.7012:

Vuziiness.9458:

Benjamin.6235:

Vuziiness.9458:

We run tactical gameplay, we don’t care much for GvG, we play to win, if we wanted we could but thats not JQs usual play-style .

You’re already winning and pretty sure you’re going to still be winning at the end of the week. Might as well come out and play with us.

EDIT: You still don’t get that we don’t care about winning, do you? Most of us are just looking for fun fights. Congratulations on boring us off of maps?

Btw, you are welcome. As I said earlier, our play style isn’t the same as yours, that’s why we want to move back up, so we can fight a world that does the same, I respect that you play for fun, I really do, just don’t hate on us for trying, that’s what we enjoy so let it be, lets just finish this up on a good note and part ways, you can go back to fighting worlds that enjoy GvG we can go back to fighting for the World.

HzH does not mind GvG at all. Since our humbling run in with TW we have been changing team composition and training. We are willing to GvG we just prefer it to be with guilds that can be respectable with one another and not trash talk. I have yet to lead my guild on the field this week I have been busy with server stuff. I promise to those guilds that like to open field you will see me running after you during the week

Then let’s do it. We may like to stir up crap on the forums but we are all respectful of any GvG results.

Zoel.9154:

yeah it was weird

for some reason maguuma went straight for us. JQ made one or two really really passive pushes at hills, more or less just to prove we were there, then the monopoly game unfolded in pretty much the way it was going to unfold. It probably would have gone a lot worse for us if mag had made basically any other decision but hey whatevs.

We do resets based solely on color because we’re lazy racists.

GuardianOMS.8067:

Not really, I don’t like bike rides. I hope you scraped your knee.

Rude!

GuardianOMS.8067:

Actually, yes. I’ve been working on glitching NW tower so much that SOMEBODY cries about it and they fix it. Thanks for noticing my hard work.

Achilles.2197:

saiyr.3071:

Achilles.2197:

Thank you to all from Mag who showed up for the fights on Mag BL at the windmill. You’re all very skilled players and it shows.

Kyra, that shatter mesmer is to die for. (Literally).

Saiyr, you too.

Gone all day on a bike ride, come back and apparently I went to the windmill and owned bones! All in a good day’s work. No but seriously I’m a horrible PvPer.

Yeah I realized earlier I meant someone else. Too lazy to edit

First you mistake me for a TC dude, now you mistake me for Saiyr. If I had a lower self esteem, this would really hurt my feelings.

Keep it together… don’t let them see you cry.

Don’t lie, you would love to be me <3

Achilles.2197:

Thank you to all from Mag who showed up for the fights on Mag BL at the windmill. You’re all very skilled players and it shows.

Kyra, that shatter mesmer is to die for. (Literally).

Saiyr, you too.

Gone all day on a bike ride, come back and apparently I went to the windmill and owned bones! All in a good day’s work. No but seriously I’m a horrible PvPer.

Lovelycoco.1932:

well, in order to reply this question from our beaten T3 server, i think it has to be answered by those who fight on those timezone, as a SEA player, i only see them beaten with 695:0:0

I’m really poor. Can you send some gold my way?

GuardianOMS.8067:

Calvin.5380:

Wilco.1458:

Calvin.5380:

Lovelycoco.1932:

saiyr.3071:

Lovelycoco.1932:

Snafu.7412:

Lovelycoco.1932:

lol, ppl from mag talking about bg’s comment about numbers
have u seen the numbers of bg nowadays? seriously?

Who from Mag mentioned BG?

Calvin.5380 that guy who is in kitten , your fellow

His signature says Dragonbrand, bro

look at the second line
“Dragonbrand
Also, D|ERP.”

This guy obviously doesn’t understand a joke.

I don’t get it.

Yeah.

Get out of here, TC dude!

Haha this is hilarious, coming from a TC dude.

Lovelycoco.1932:

saiyr.3071:

Lovelycoco.1932:

Snafu.7412:

Lovelycoco.1932:

lol, ppl from mag talking about bg’s comment about numbers
have u seen the numbers of bg nowadays? seriously?

Who from Mag mentioned BG?

Calvin.5380 that guy who is in kitten , your fellow

His signature says Dragonbrand, bro

look at the second line
“Dragonbrand
Also, D|ERP.”

Yes, clearly he is from both Dragonbrand and Maguuma!!!!!!!!!!

Jayne.9251:

saiyr.3071:

Jayne.9251:

Saiyr, lol, your inbox is always full ><

Sorry I must preserve my rich history filled with infractions and suspensions! “You are using 249 of 100 PMs.”

Well drat. I had some interesting news to share.

Also, those in this thread telling the Mags pv-f warriors that it’s not good for their image only makes them swell with pride more, y’know eh? In fact not having an image is kind of Mags image. They are the irony server.

Ermegerd, please send in game mails when you’re on. I sent you a reminder. I am getting ready for some ~outdoor activities~ so I don’t have time to clear my inbox anyway.

Lovelycoco.1932:

Snafu.7412:

Lovelycoco.1932:

lol, ppl from mag talking about bg’s comment about numbers
have u seen the numbers of bg nowadays? seriously?

Who from Mag mentioned BG?

Calvin.5380 that guy who is in kitten , your fellow

His signature says Dragonbrand, bro

Doc.4371:

Calvin.5380:

Wilco.1458:

saiyr.3071:

What size GvG does HzH do?

As said earlier, the major guilds on JQ do not GvG.

So BG guys were right… JQ is all numbers, it seems.

We have been double teamed by both BG and SOR on several occasions who out number us and still win

Out of curiosity, when’s the last time you won a T1 match?

Wilco.1458:

saiyr.3071:

What size GvG does HzH do?

As said earlier, the major guilds on JQ do not GvG.

Robot Chocken.7012:

ParaldaWind.4523:

I have never gotten so many bags in one night, holy kitten.

I may have broken 1000 kills just since reset. Maybe not, though, since after we would wipe JQ once or twice, they would hide in towers for a few hours.

Should be a fun week.

So shall we GvG then?

?? Well, okay…

What size GvG does HzH do?

Player Character.9467:

Respect is earned, not zerged.

Eh, at the moment my opinion is not based on how zergy they are…I didn’t stay up for the 695, but during reset I literally got one open field fight from JQ the entire time (granted I spent a chunk of it idle). Right after HzH and/or WvW took EK they came out the north side and we pooped on them…and that was it. No more open field fights on Maguuma BL. We started a raid on JQ BL and SF didn’t want to come out to play either…they did keep sending single players at us, that was…baffling.

Lovelycoco.1932:

among SOR BG DB TC FA, i found MAG seems to have the greatest troll in forums

You hear this Calvin? We win, get wrecked!!!!!!!!!!

Achilles.2197:

StealthSnake.9134:

Robot Chocken.7012:

Sorry I was distracted by your 15 PPT what did you say again?

Are you seriously talking about ppt against a tier 3 server? lol…you must be so proud of yourself.

Are you seriously thinking your T3 server has uber skillz that can’t be matched by people on a T1 server?

Let me break this down logically for you since your hipster attitude can’t seem to grasp how this pans out.

Most people on the T1 servers originated on the ‘lesser tiers.’ Therefore they do have the experience and skills needed to fight you open field or in smaller groups. Thing is, once they come here they join guilds who teach them how to play in larger group settings since our opponents fight us in the same manner. This means mesmers running feedback/veil instead of decoy/blink/etc. Staff eles for combo fields instead of d/d or s/d with PPT/PVT instead of full cleric’s/valkyrie/etc. The list goes on. Don’t get too kitteny when you run over that upleveled necro who’s in WvW to level up since he knows it will be a boring week.

Wow y’all are really good! I wish I knew how to play a staff ele. I don’t even have my staff skills unlocked! Can you point me to a tutorial?

Jayne.9251:

Saiyr, lol, your inbox is always full ><

Sorry I must preserve my rich history filled with infractions and suspensions! “You are using 249 of 100 PMs.”

Robot Chocken.7012:

StealthSnake.9134:

Robot Chocken.7012:

Sorry I was distracted by your 15 PPT what did you say again?

Are you seriously talking about ppt against a tier 3 server? lol…you must be so proud of yourself.

Remember we are a T2 server as you guys say so we are justified lol

When you finally settle down in T2 you’ll realize that there is still a large difference between T2 and T3. Look at any of our scores vs FA/DB. Congrats again on your hard-earned win!

Frosch.7809:

saiyr.3071:

Hooboy we gonna get owned

Maybe if you try very hard you can make 2nd this week? But come to think of it…nah.

Hey, you might be the worst PvFer to come out of Yak’s Bend, but at least you admit that score is based on coverage. Good on you!

Lovelycoco.1932:

Robot Chocken.7012:

Snafu.7412:

Robot Chocken.7012:

Snafu.7412:

Robot Chocken.7012:

Snafu.7412:

Achilles.2197:

jaycatano.6738:

kartek.6428:

Achilles.2197:

Why thank you, [DERP] and [PYRO].

Maguuma is such a giving group of people. <3

1v1 me br0

Notice all the bags are in the tower, lolz

Looks like you’re in T2 to me
Notice the 25 bloodlust stacks on me and the other ele in my group. Buy some PVT plz

I’m waiting for this guy to transfer to another T1 server. Have you not realized JQ is not T1 anymore?

JQ is T1 do your research lol

Looks like you’re in T2 to me

Current 3rd place server. New rating thus far is 2nd place server. Once again do your research lol.

Still looks like you’re in T2 to me.

Sorry I was distracted by your 15 PPT what did you say again?

to be exact, it is 0 my dear, there’s a 695 : 0 : 0 pic on top

Outskilled! C-c-c-c-combo zerged!!!!!!!!!!

Ummm Maguuma is an under 18 only server. We don’t have our own kids. Well…not many kids. Hehehehehehehehe

Mance.5640:

I got 2545 kills tonight, and 595 heavy loots bags in 32 minutes. Also I never went below 90% health except when the bad guys built siege or hid in their keeps in fear of my elite skills. #yolo#comeatmebro#youjelly#RATSonWedsdon’tforget

pics or it didn’t happen

Man, I left for the airport and when I came back JQ has half the pie and is in the lead. When did we outskilled by ~combo field masters~?

Jet.4795:

Ok apparently DE|RP gets turned into kitten? lol

Yeah…but only sometimes. Weird filter is weird. Other alternative names: DARP, DORP, DURP

Furiousbeard.7602:

saiyr.3071:

Hooboy we gonna get owned

Saiyr!!!!!!!!!!

Hello!!!!!!!!!!

soupreme.6540:

Guise i found out how to win sea/oceanic times —- its by playing better!!!!!! coverage has nothing to do with it!!!! (See attached (also sorry for teh terrible paint skillz, i no gud at art)).

Ahahahaha </thread>

kerona.3465:

Saiyir

best friends forever and you still can’t spell my name ;________________________;

Pinko.2076:

If succeed means have 0ppt

ftfy

EnRohbi.2187:

saiyr.3071:

EnRohbi.2187:

saiyr.3071:

EnRohbi.2187:

saiyr.3071:

EnRohbi.2187:

saiyr.3071:

EnRohbi.2187:

Player Character.9467:

saiyr.3071:

EnRohbi.2187:

zKarp.6048:

Gotta pay the troll toll before you get into the boy’s hole

This isn’t my thread,
But this was a reference I’m happy about

I don’t know what the reference is but that sounds kinda gross

D: what did DB do to calvin?

Don’t talk to me about that poor fool

Poor fool? Don’t be silly, Calvin is the only DB that has seen the light (and joined DORP)

Then his spy plans are coming along excellently

Pretty sure the only intel he’s gained is how creepy we are in gchat!

I’ve been around the internet a long time,
I doubt your guild chat is anything noteworthy o;

Okay

:(
You hurt me with your curt replies.

<3

I’d be thrilled if like…
DE|RP and PYRO transferred to CD or something for the week so I could play with them

If only gold was limitless… …

Ewww, why would we want to go to CD?

EnRohbi.2187:

saiyr.3071:

EnRohbi.2187:

saiyr.3071:

EnRohbi.2187:

saiyr.3071:

EnRohbi.2187:

Player Character.9467:

saiyr.3071:

EnRohbi.2187:

zKarp.6048:

Gotta pay the troll toll before you get into the boy’s hole

This isn’t my thread,
But this was a reference I’m happy about

I don’t know what the reference is but that sounds kinda gross

D: what did DB do to calvin?

Don’t talk to me about that poor fool

Poor fool? Don’t be silly, Calvin is the only DB that has seen the light (and joined DORP)

Then his spy plans are coming along excellently

Pretty sure the only intel he’s gained is how creepy we are in gchat!

I’ve been around the internet a long time,
I doubt your guild chat is anything noteworthy o;

Okay

:(
You hurt me with your curt replies.

<3

EnRohbi.2187:

saiyr.3071:

EnRohbi.2187:

saiyr.3071:

EnRohbi.2187:

Player Character.9467:

saiyr.3071:

EnRohbi.2187:

zKarp.6048:

Gotta pay the troll toll before you get into the boy’s hole

This isn’t my thread,
But this was a reference I’m happy about

I don’t know what the reference is but that sounds kinda gross

D: what did DB do to calvin?

Don’t talk to me about that poor fool

Poor fool? Don’t be silly, Calvin is the only DB that has seen the light (and joined DORP)

Then his spy plans are coming along excellently

Pretty sure the only intel he’s gained is how creepy we are in gchat!

I’ve been around the internet a long time,
I doubt your guild chat is anything noteworthy o;

Okay

EnRohbi.2187:

saiyr.3071:

EnRohbi.2187:

Player Character.9467:

saiyr.3071:

EnRohbi.2187:

zKarp.6048:

Gotta pay the troll toll before you get into the boy’s hole

This isn’t my thread,
But this was a reference I’m happy about

I don’t know what the reference is but that sounds kinda gross

D: what did DB do to calvin?

Don’t talk to me about that poor fool

Poor fool? Don’t be silly, Calvin is the only DB that has seen the light (and joined DORP)

Then his spy plans are coming along excellently

Pretty sure the only intel he’s gained is how creepy we are in gchat!

EnRohbi.2187:

Player Character.9467:

saiyr.3071:

EnRohbi.2187:

zKarp.6048:

Gotta pay the troll toll before you get into the boy’s hole

This isn’t my thread,
But this was a reference I’m happy about

I don’t know what the reference is but that sounds kinda gross

D: what did DB do to calvin?

Don’t talk to me about that poor fool

Poor fool? Don’t be silly, Calvin is the only DB that has seen the light (and joined DORP)

EnRohbi.2187:

zKarp.6048:

Gotta pay the troll toll before you get into the boy’s hole

This isn’t my thread,
But this was a reference I’m happy about

I don’t know what the reference is but that sounds kinda gross

GuardianOMS.8067:

Achilles.2197:

Why thank you, [DERP] and [PYRO].

Maguuma is such a giving group of people. <3

Is that tower nice and cozy? If not you can upgrade it and they’ll put in a fireplace.

They finally left to get pooped on! So exciting!

yesfourme.8906:

Good luck Maguuma. You can just go afk for a week. FA and JQ play together to beat the crap of DB last week, and will make sure to farm you.

Who cares. Bitcloud is here.

We’re winning, 84/64/51 booya so good at this game

Player Character.9467:

Looks like it’s time to farm in PvE.

And miss out on fighting new guilds? Pfffff

Hooboy we gonna get owned

virtue.7235:

Frosch.7809:

virtue.7235:

Agg’s Week

That video is really heroic, although kinda selective about what you show. Always wanted to see things from a Zerglings perspective though.

I miss the fight from yesterday where i made all monthly kills in one go in your video. Oh, your guild wasn’t there? Please excuse me for not really caring which guild tags our opponents are showing.

One little bit of criticism, your taste in music is…well, how shall i say it…not exactly mine. I would have expected something a bit more heroic, befitting your heroic video. Two steps from hell maybe. Have a nice day.

i dont understand what you were trying to say really
as for music, well to each their own

He’s basically saying he’s pro (Pro, get it??) and Agg is noobs cuz they’re SoS and all SoS are the same, lol. Read his post history it’s rly great.