Obligatory 'best name I've seen' thread...
Someone in my Guild named his Thief “Miss I R S”
Great White Norn
People should not post the names of their own toons. Typically people think that their toons are named better but there’s no perspective and more often than not, they’re wrong.
The Warrior turns to the guardian and says, “Did you hear something?”
Guardian replies, “No, but how’d the elementalist die?”
All of my characters are varieties of my name, but I still want to see someone name themselves:
Decapotato
(Decapitator? No?)
Death by Snu Snu!
People should not post the names of their own toons. Typically people think that their toons are named better but there’s no perspective and more often than not, they’re wrong.
People should just enjoy the names and not comment otherwise
A pink moa called “pink moe”
My Name is Stud Mcmanly. I think it suits me.
Saw “Lord of Wahlmrts” on Blackgate. Best I’ve seen yet.
Suggestion for a ranger name:
Arrowin Denee
or
Bowin Debak
Pretty silly i know :P hahaha.
I don’t see him on anymore, but my favorite was a norn named “Mandudeguysir”. It’s just fun to say.
I still rock my PvP character’s name from GW1, Obese Kittens.
Saw a guy yesterday, Charr Engineer named “An Asuran Mesmer”. lol’d irl
Sylvari Thief – Sel Aree Stalker
A ranger called Schrodinger, with his cat of course.
A human male of unknown profession called American Idol.
A necro called Gilles de la Tourette.
Chuck Son Of Norris
Die Fette Fee (→ The Fat Fairy)
“Brony” (Male Human)
“Maguuma Invader” (?)
I’ve also seen a bunch of hilarious sylvari names, but I can’t remember what they were. >.<
Northern Shiverpeaks
Frequently see a guy in Orr on my server named “Whywontmynamefi”
I though it was especially funny when I realized he had four more characters to work with. :P
I have a big Sylvari Warrior named The Unbagable Mulch, who goes shirtless and always carries around a pile of growth potions. PUNY FAUNA! MULCH IS STRONGEST THERE IS!
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‘Bro K E N Spa Cebar’
“Brony” (Male Human)
Male Sylvari, that’s me.
Pinnacle Of Responsibility [Mom] – Yak’s Bend
A thief named “Elective Surgery”
[Profession Synonym] Lexxi [ANGL] – Tarnished Coast
I havent seen this one around but it would be interresting.
Jaysson Bjorn – Most likely a norn theif
People should not post the names of their own toons. Typically people think that their toons are named better but there’s no perspective and more often than not, they’re wrong.
People should just enjoy the names and not comment otherwise
Or skip most of the thread because the names are not.
The Warrior turns to the guardian and says, “Did you hear something?”
Guardian replies, “No, but how’d the elementalist die?”
Pinkie Pie and other ponies are lol.
“Wibbly Wobbly”
Gwens Avengers
Riverside
I have a shark named Fish Taco
This;
I prefer names that fit the lore and game, since I like to feel immersed. It’s impossible these days, of course, since the maturity level of players couldn’t get any lower.
So, sorry, I don’t find many of these to be “best” by a long shot.
Some are marginally amusing but the thing is, they reflect the fact that the people that the people who create them don’t care about the game, or the genre, or the effect they have on other players.
Got my human female thief called “Horny Empress” is this legit? lol. ;p
Got my human female thief called “Horny Empress” is this legit? lol. ;p
At least until somebody finds it offensive and reports it. I’m fine with it, but I guarantee that somebody down the line won’t be.
Got my human female thief called “Horny Empress” is this legit? lol. ;p
At least until somebody finds it offensive and reports it. I’m fine with it, but I guarantee that somebody down the line won’t be.
Haha. Thanks for your feedback.
We all know of the infamous Mike Hawk and Mike Hunt references . but the one that takes the cake is obviously Dixie Normous .
May ranger has a carrior Devourer called Rocktail Jr, and sometimes a pet eagle called Eddy.
I saw a pair of Charr working together… One was named Ihavehairballs and the other was Heymetoo.
immature/joke names = immature/joke players, an overwhelming trend I can’t help but notice
personally I prefer to name my characters in a way that doesn’t actually ruin other peoples playing experience
“Oh and my Sylvari:
Half Man Half Salad”When I come across characters named like this I am just confused. I can’t figure out why they lack an understanding of the difference between humorous and annoying.
Oh and by the way, these are the people that will quit your dungeon. Wanna bet on it?
Immature names would be like xxximsexydienooblolxxx which would be the immature players.
Joke names such as thieven stealburg are the creative original ones that do like to fun around and have a good time. I myself have one character i named just for giggles would be Eric Charrtman. Anytime i get someone getting the name i usually get compliments on it only had 2 complaints which were 2 kitten rpers.
In my book the annoying names would be japanese/anime names. Or names that have brony in it. You aren’t original and creative just because you watch inyuasha or some other dumb cartoon (Yes cartoon), or how you need to announce your a brony ever minute.
You deal with quitters alot? Be the host and use gw2lfg site if you need more people.
…I have no words for this
Perhaps the only RP-oriented guild on the server
Main Character: Farathnor (sylvari ranger) 1 of 22
Sylvari necro: Slythy Toves
Charr ele: Sandy Claws
Sylvari Mesmer: Astral Projections
…I have no words for this
0_0 Frickin… awesome
Whoever did that is one part genius and one part GOD.
Omnornberry is by far my favorite lol
Pls Press tab Again – Mesmer
I saw an asura last night on devonas rest named A Mighty Colon… I rofled so hard
Engineer: Sprocket Launcher
Generic: Gold Selling Bot
I’m surprised no one mentioned these names which I found on NPC’s and are by far my favorites:
Princess Pretty Face (cat in queensdale) – I had to name my great white shark that.
Baron Von Scrufflebutt (golem you kill in fractals) – I always feel bad killing him.
Character/Pet Names :
Yogi Dabeir – Friends Norn Guardian – I often name my bears after him.
Battlemuffin – Pink Moa (yes mine but I like him)
Steve – Blue moa – I don’t know why but for some reason I found this funny.
Alex Dumbface – Ice Drake (I put this on in reference to my fiance)
My female necromancer: Nasty Spice.
Saw an elementalist named Elementary Watts and an engineer named Turrets Syndrome
Frequently see a guy in Orr on my server named “Whywontmynamefi”
I though it was especially funny when I realized he had four more characters to work with. :P
I have a big Sylvari Warrior named The Unbagable Mulch, who goes shirtless and always carries around a pile of growth potions. PUNY FAUNA! MULCH IS STRONGEST THERE IS!
I’ve seen you around, and the guy you reference. Love those names.
Female Sylvari Mesmer, Morgain Leafey.
Female Asura Guardian, Rokim Sokim Robot
Male Asura (Anything) Cntrl Alt Dlt
I saw a norn warrior or guardian called Cedric Sealclubber.
Saw a red Sylvari Elementalist girl named Cayennabelle.
Saw a Norn Warrior named Rockbutt Thunderface running around with a Norn Guardian named Rockface Thunderbutt.
R.I.P. City of Heroes, 2004-2012
Long Live Atlas Park 33
I named my Asura Thief Alt “Wobbly Head”, was pleasantly surprised that it was not taken yet.
Also, a guy in my ex-guild names his toons as “I Am Ironing My <insert animal here>”. I know atleast of two of his toons using Cat and Dog in the name.