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Posted by: Nuke Morg.1952

Nuke Morg.1952

Norn female Ele – Norndea
Human female Necro – Sonija Errickson
Human female Ranger – Nokija

“Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.”

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Posted by: Grok Krog.9581

Grok Krog.9581

Someone in my Guild named his Thief “Miss I R S”

Grok Walking Amongst Mere Mortals

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Posted by: Gestankfaust.4216

Gestankfaust.4216

Great White Norn

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Posted by: SoPP.7034

SoPP.7034

People should not post the names of their own toons. Typically people think that their toons are named better but there’s no perspective and more often than not, they’re wrong.

A warrior, a guardian, and an elementalist walk into an open field…
The Warrior turns to the guardian and says, “Did you hear something?”
Guardian replies, “No, but how’d the elementalist die?”

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Posted by: Svarty.8019

Svarty.8019

All of my characters are varieties of my name, but I still want to see someone name themselves:

Decapotato

(Decapitator? No?)

Nobody at Anet loves WvW like Grouch loved PvP. That’s what we need, a WvW Grouch, but taller.

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Posted by: Zeebok.1460

Zeebok.1460

Death by Snu Snu!

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Posted by: Gestankfaust.4216

Gestankfaust.4216

People should not post the names of their own toons. Typically people think that their toons are named better but there’s no perspective and more often than not, they’re wrong.

People should just enjoy the names and not comment otherwise

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Posted by: Hicci.8761

Hicci.8761

A pink moa called “pink moe”

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Posted by: Sinwithin.9287

Sinwithin.9287

My Name is Stud Mcmanly. I think it suits me.

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Posted by: Reaper.1695

Reaper.1695

Saw “Lord of Wahlmrts” on Blackgate. Best I’ve seen yet.

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Posted by: Jordi.6081

Jordi.6081

Suggestion for a ranger name:
Arrowin Denee
or
Bowin Debak

Pretty silly i know :P hahaha.

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Posted by: Xriah.5743

Xriah.5743

I don’t see him on anymore, but my favorite was a norn named “Mandudeguysir”. It’s just fun to say.

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Posted by: Reldnahc.7451

Reldnahc.7451

I still rock my PvP character’s name from GW1, Obese Kittens.

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Posted by: Tairs.3802

Tairs.3802

Saw a guy yesterday, Charr Engineer named “An Asuran Mesmer”. lol’d irl

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Posted by: cdsmith.1072

cdsmith.1072

Sylvari Thief – Sel Aree Stalker

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Posted by: Sai Ree.5960

Sai Ree.5960

A ranger called Schrodinger, with his cat of course.
A human male of unknown profession called American Idol.
A necro called Gilles de la Tourette.

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Posted by: Yourself.6870

Yourself.6870

Chuck Son Of Norris
Die Fette Fee (→ The Fat Fairy)

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Posted by: zTales.4392

zTales.4392

“Brony” (Male Human)
“Maguuma Invader” (?)

I’ve also seen a bunch of hilarious sylvari names, but I can’t remember what they were. >.<

Bri Dragonblight – Ranger | Bri Iceblight – Guardian
Northern Shiverpeaks

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Posted by: Conncept.7638

Conncept.7638

Frequently see a guy in Orr on my server named “Whywontmynamefi”

I though it was especially funny when I realized he had four more characters to work with. :P

I have a big Sylvari Warrior named The Unbagable Mulch, who goes shirtless and always carries around a pile of growth potions. PUNY FAUNA! MULCH IS STRONGEST THERE IS!

(edited by Conncept.7638)

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Posted by: Avruk.2953

Avruk.2953

‘Bro K E N Spa Cebar’

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Posted by: Munkee.3542

Munkee.3542

“Brony” (Male Human)

Male Sylvari, that’s me.

Mesmer
Pinnacle Of Responsibility [Mom] – Yak’s Bend

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Posted by: Bullfrog.1324

Bullfrog.1324

A thief named “Elective Surgery”

I’d rather regret something I’d done than regret doing nothing.
[Profession Synonym] Lexxi [ANGL] – Tarnished Coast

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Posted by: Vas.7306

Vas.7306

I havent seen this one around but it would be interresting.

Jaysson Bjorn – Most likely a norn theif

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Posted by: SoPP.7034

SoPP.7034

People should not post the names of their own toons. Typically people think that their toons are named better but there’s no perspective and more often than not, they’re wrong.

People should just enjoy the names and not comment otherwise

Or skip most of the thread because the names are not.

A warrior, a guardian, and an elementalist walk into an open field…
The Warrior turns to the guardian and says, “Did you hear something?”
Guardian replies, “No, but how’d the elementalist die?”

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Posted by: JemL.3501

JemL.3501

Pinkie Pie and other ponies are lol.

I took an arrow to the knee

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Posted by: rootnode.9546

rootnode.9546

“Wibbly Wobbly”

Foran Lonewind – Mesmer
Gwens Avengers
Riverside

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Posted by: Mortalitas.9710

Mortalitas.9710

I have a shark named Fish Taco

E. BlackThorn Mesmer

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Posted by: Pure Heart.1456

Pure Heart.1456

This;

I prefer names that fit the lore and game, since I like to feel immersed. It’s impossible these days, of course, since the maturity level of players couldn’t get any lower.

So, sorry, I don’t find many of these to be “best” by a long shot.

Some are marginally amusing but the thing is, they reflect the fact that the people that the people who create them don’t care about the game, or the genre, or the effect they have on other players.

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Posted by: Cruz.9643

Cruz.9643

Got my human female thief called “Horny Empress” is this legit? lol. ;p

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Posted by: Zaxares.5419

Zaxares.5419

Got my human female thief called “Horny Empress” is this legit? lol. ;p

At least until somebody finds it offensive and reports it. I’m fine with it, but I guarantee that somebody down the line won’t be.

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Posted by: Cruz.9643

Cruz.9643

Got my human female thief called “Horny Empress” is this legit? lol. ;p

At least until somebody finds it offensive and reports it. I’m fine with it, but I guarantee that somebody down the line won’t be.

Haha. Thanks for your feedback.

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Posted by: lorndarken.3702

lorndarken.3702

We all know of the infamous Mike Hawk and Mike Hunt references . but the one that takes the cake is obviously Dixie Normous .

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Posted by: Bathos.6341

Bathos.6341

May ranger has a carrior Devourer called Rocktail Jr, and sometimes a pet eagle called Eddy.

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Posted by: rajjy.4832

rajjy.4832

I saw a pair of Charr working together… One was named Ihavehairballs and the other was Heymetoo.

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Posted by: Thomassassinate.9370

Thomassassinate.9370

immature/joke names = immature/joke players, an overwhelming trend I can’t help but notice

personally I prefer to name my characters in a way that doesn’t actually ruin other peoples playing experience

“Oh and my Sylvari:
Half Man Half Salad”

When I come across characters named like this I am just confused. I can’t figure out why they lack an understanding of the difference between humorous and annoying.

Oh and by the way, these are the people that will quit your dungeon. Wanna bet on it?

Immature names would be like xxximsexydienooblolxxx which would be the immature players.

Joke names such as thieven stealburg are the creative original ones that do like to fun around and have a good time. I myself have one character i named just for giggles would be Eric Charrtman. Anytime i get someone getting the name i usually get compliments on it only had 2 complaints which were 2 kitten rpers.

In my book the annoying names would be japanese/anime names. Or names that have brony in it. You aren’t original and creative just because you watch inyuasha or some other dumb cartoon (Yes cartoon), or how you need to announce your a brony ever minute.

You deal with quitters alot? Be the host and use gw2lfg site if you need more people.

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Posted by: smekras.8203

smekras.8203

…I have no words for this

Attachments:

Server: Kaineng | Guild: Blackflame Legion [BFL]
Perhaps the only RP-oriented guild on the server
Main Character: Farathnor (sylvari ranger) 1 of 22

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Posted by: Astral Projections.7320

Astral Projections.7320

Sylvari necro: Slythy Toves
Charr ele: Sandy Claws
Sylvari Mesmer: Astral Projections

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Posted by: wolfyrik.2017

wolfyrik.2017

…I have no words for this

0_0 Frickin… awesome

Whoever did that is one part genius and one part GOD.

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Posted by: Vennyhedgie.5369

Vennyhedgie.5369

Omnornberry is by far my favorite lol

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Posted by: Safari.3021

Safari.3021

Pls Press tab Again – Mesmer

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Posted by: Wranglerist.5489

Wranglerist.5489

I saw an asura last night on devonas rest named A Mighty Colon… I rofled so hard

#ELEtism

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Posted by: wolfram.8291

wolfram.8291

Engineer: Sprocket Launcher
Generic: Gold Selling Bot

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Posted by: Arashiookami.2896

Arashiookami.2896

I’m surprised no one mentioned these names which I found on NPC’s and are by far my favorites:

Princess Pretty Face (cat in queensdale) – I had to name my great white shark that.
Baron Von Scrufflebutt (golem you kill in fractals) – I always feel bad killing him.

Character/Pet Names :

Yogi Dabeir – Friends Norn Guardian – I often name my bears after him.
Battlemuffin – Pink Moa (yes mine but I like him)
Steve – Blue moa – I don’t know why but for some reason I found this funny.
Alex Dumbface – Ice Drake (I put this on in reference to my fiance)

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Posted by: Eddard.2930

Eddard.2930

My female necromancer: Nasty Spice.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming like the people in his car.

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Posted by: Grackleflint.4956

Grackleflint.4956

Saw an elementalist named Elementary Watts and an engineer named Turrets Syndrome

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Posted by: Tairs.3802

Tairs.3802

Frequently see a guy in Orr on my server named “Whywontmynamefi”

I though it was especially funny when I realized he had four more characters to work with. :P

I have a big Sylvari Warrior named The Unbagable Mulch, who goes shirtless and always carries around a pile of growth potions. PUNY FAUNA! MULCH IS STRONGEST THERE IS!

I’ve seen you around, and the guy you reference. Love those names.

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Posted by: Cathbadb.6079

Cathbadb.6079

Female Sylvari Mesmer, Morgain Leafey.
Female Asura Guardian, Rokim Sokim Robot
Male Asura (Anything) Cntrl Alt Dlt

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Posted by: Ibbuli.4027

Ibbuli.4027

I saw a norn warrior or guardian called Cedric Sealclubber.

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Posted by: vince.5937

vince.5937

Saw a red Sylvari Elementalist girl named Cayennabelle.
Saw a Norn Warrior named Rockbutt Thunderface running around with a Norn Guardian named Rockface Thunderbutt.

vince.5937 — Tarnished Coast — Les Saintes
R.I.P. City of Heroes, 2004-2012
Long Live Atlas Park 33

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Posted by: DKNS.2135

DKNS.2135

I named my Asura Thief Alt “Wobbly Head”, was pleasantly surprised that it was not taken yet.

Also, a guy in my ex-guild names his toons as “I Am Ironing My <insert animal here>”. I know atleast of two of his toons using Cat and Dog in the name.

BG LA Best LA !!!