Guild Wars 2

Wanderer.3248:

I’m thinking of the tree in the movie poltergeist. I doubt that minions of the jungle dragon will look all flowery and nice.

Plants with vibrant colors can easily be very deadly. If you’ve seen the movie Jamanji then you’d know. :P

Those zodiac armor are really the ugliest stuff I’ve ever seen in GW2 … At least Evans version with a blue silvary made it cool again. WP.

So I don’t want to get in trouble for posting things I shouldn’t…. but this was just too good to pass up.

Like a lot of people, I believe parody is the highest form of flattery, and though I liked the new preview video I wasn’t a huge fan of the soundtrack behind it (nothing wrong with metal, it just didn’t fit the video to me at all really). So when a friend sent me this I felt I had to share it with the world. Please enjoy, and take it for what it is, harmless fun ^-^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7ATf2gOW7w

Clearly, this makes the game pay 2 win.
A rich guy can make a new char and instantly get an outstanding hair-fashion advantage. Everyone will say “oh! just look at his hair! we’ll kick that unstylish guy from the team and take him”.
I’d suggest a full-out forum riot over this.

I would very much enjoy seeing my Warrior bash people’s heads in with a book.

“LEARN IT!”
“PAIN, VOLUME ONE THROUGH TEN!”
“Oh look, there’s an obituary here! YOURS!”
“…The End!”

ahh I see you’ve met my mentor, Manuel. That guy is an awesome trainer & will teach you everything you need to know. gl!

Thanks for clearing that up for me guys.

I better consult the forums next time before choosing gears! Or I might end up an imbecile next time

@Evans:
I feel ashamed for that. May the gods have mercy on my soul.

Ventrue.5731:

I could talk ages about the ALL STAT combination items, but I don’t think thats a problem in this game, no one is stupid enough to use those items or forced too (though if u get an ascended drop with all stats, too bad).

So I’m stupid then … not only that, but I was happy to get my celestial ring as a drop. Saved me 10 daily runs. Guess I could report you for calling me stupid.

Lets talk last thing, the community, I don’t mean to insult the average player, but over all our look at this game is pretty bad. Like I mentioned, too many people are defending bad players because “its ok to have fun and not be elitist”, I suppose gw2 is a casual game at that regard but just don’t go with it, try and play more risky to get better experience, it will be more fun.

Sorry mate but I work my kitten of for 10 hours a day. When I get home and boot GW2, I want to relax. I gear up celestial because I can do that relatively braindead (cause my job requires a lot of thinking) and still do reasonable damage.

That’s my idea of fun. Not putting in any effort and stay within easy zones such as Queensdale and particular bosses (Maw, Fire Elemental, Shatterer, certain dungeons). Your idea of fun might differ, but don’t judge me for relaxing after work. I don’t judge you for risky play either. I have respect for people who manage to do fotm48 and SAB tribulation mode but I also demand respect for having a job and contributing to society. Thank you very much.

Ventrue.5731:

I will use world of warcraft as an example here and people hate it, but this is a good example. In wow you won’t get in to a good raiding guild if your stats are incorrect, and that means things like haste softcap, prioritizing correct stat on gear selection, maybe you class needs 700 crit and above 800 would be a waste. If it would do things like gw2, it would be ok for dps to stack a hole bunch of stamina so they would survive longer. I’ve mentioned that in gw2 some dps do almost 10 times less, and thats not over exaduration when my warriors auto attacks with axe can be like 4k were some one hits 600 with a slow weapon.

I am simply not interested in that nonsense. Celestial allows me to not do calculations. I’m doing plenty of those during the day. Come on … if you spend your day fixing complicated stuff from customers, calculating integrals and 3D models by hand to find the error … do you have any idea how tired your brain becomes by doing tgat … do you really expect me to waste even more of that energy and intelligence on a videogame? Isn’t that a bit far fetched.

I do not want to be in a raiding guild. I do not want to play WoW. Maybe, just maybe, that’s exactly why I play GW2 … in celestial gear.

That’s not to say I don’t like more difficult games in my free time, but that’s more in the realms of chess and triathlon. Those demand far greater concentration and endurance than ever necessary in WoW or GW2. So again, why would I waste that energy when there’s superior ways to stimulate my brain. To me, videogames are just that … videogames.

Daywolf.2630:

Ash.2175:

I mean doing more damage is always good, but at this point I would only go for an ascended weapon for cosmetic reasons. What do you guys think?

Ascended trinkets + Ascended weapons + Ascended armor set =
lfg tool: lf1m only full linked ascended need apply!

I’ll take Crappy Groups I Should Be Avoiding In The First Place for $500, Alex.

…the musket’s ugly?

What you have there is a fashion disaster! It makes the musket look good in comparison.

the nunchucks do the same damage, but attack a little bit quicker

“Though my closing ceremonies speech was interrupted by Scarlet Briar, I feel I said all that needed to be said.” – Queen Jennah

Are you skrittin kidding me? That’s it?!?!

So, Queen Jennah hypes up a speech which is given, not by her, but, by a Mesmer’s clone. Then, when the dust settles, she says that she has said all she needed to say?!?!

xephire.8324:

Wow speaks volume about the player base.To think that someone would need to post on the forum to look for a dungeon party.Good job ANET.Good job.

About three hours ago, you asked the question “Well if you don’t like complain threads why read them? Since they are not for your eyes….”

I would now like to ask you: why did you read this thread? It’s not a complaint thread and thus clearly not for your eyes.

I just wonder what Ganon is up to.

#firstworldproblems

The pink ‘YOLO’ hat had better not make it’s way to the Gem Store.

Dante.1508:

The Pony Bow, how on earth can that be seen as anything but overrated..it doesn’t fit in this game even a tiny bit..

[…] I know they’re wrong, wait and see;

Someday we’ll find it, the rainbow connection
The the lovers, the the dreamers and me.

Evans.6347:

RedCobra.7693:

Evans.6347:

The greatswords without a doubt. Also, the amount of times you see them just puts me off. I find my Greatsaw more legendary than those (or at least for a little longer).

Twilight gets my personal vote for the ridiculous black sludge dripping off your character when they walk. Kudzu is my follow up because it’s footstep effect look like puddles of vomit from a distance.

It upsets me a lot to see that people hate on twilight just becuase its the most common legendary, Do you know how childish that sounds, just get what YOU like, and tbh i love the twilight, i saw it before i purchased the game and knew even before HOW to get it that i HAD to get it xD

basically read my signature xD all i need is my gift of Exploration and im 85% :S

Oh I’m sorry, I thought this was a highly subjective topic discussing tastes. I didn’t realise that makes me childish.

For the record, it’s because I am of the personal opinion that the greatswords look lousy and overdone that I’m close to finishing my Flameseeker Prophecies. I want this legendary because I will use it on my main who inherited the name and legacy of my GW1 main who in his turn completed the Flameseeker Prophecies. I will thus treat it as an heirloom.

well i apologise for that the childish comment was aimed at people who say they are too common, i may have replied to the wrong person :P

People see mesmers quite often and think that mesmers are popular.
In fact there are 4 times less mesmers than you actually see

Kids are not allowed to die in games, otherwise it would’ve been banned in many countries.

Evans.6347:

Good thing there’s aspirine in the topic.

heeeeey oooohhhhhh!

/blows in roosters behind bu-KAWK!

Evans.6347:

Xkyline.5267:

They’re just kitten ed off about justin biever’s continued existence and nicki minaj putting out more crap songs :/ can you blame the whole genocide business?I’m with the dragons on this one,sorry Tyria.

What was their problem 11.000 years ago then?
Cher? Badum tish

;D

Dragons were studying calculus and trigonometry when humans were still eating stones and drawing hentai on cave walls man :/ they probably have better foresight to try and avoid something like this

Could have been 99.

Elbegast.6970:

It’s because people were creating characters, logging in and sending their free tickets to their main character. They would repeat this and get hundreds of tickets for little effort. I imagine it also caused problems for the game engine.

You’d think they would do the sane path and just make the mail account bound (like the letter from Kiel, it was only sent once to your first logged in character, then never again). But I guess they, yet again, took the completely silly outrageous path and screwed over players who enjoy alts…

Joining Jennah’s Jubiliee justifies jovial jumping, jiving and jazz.

Just joking…