Guild Wars 2

Score update brought to you by Gary Busey, who’s brought in a super secret psychic pet to lead us on in battle!

Not if you read the ops post more clearly.

Not a bad idea.

Only issue is player harassment …. Tons of folks do silly oops placement when learning. Would hate to see this abused.

phaneo.4597:

kitten.3178:

iCryptik.1496:

Ahoy BG, ye scurvy dogs!

There be plenty o’ plunder in ye bay.

Mind me asking what armor that is?

Booty temple armor.

You beat this Risen Priest of Booty who has a big fat booty to boot your boots into and then this karma merchant spawns that sells this bootiful armor.

The temple itself is hidden and widely unknown. However, it is open almost all the time on TC, since we enjoy booting booties.

• quietly takes away Phani’s caffeine.

Thresher.3049:

I think dropping incendiary rounds on FA & TC running around in bay last night for about an hour had to be one of the funniest things I’ve done in a while. Every now and then a group or of BG would go over to the shore and troll the vast, angry hordes on the plateau into coming down for easy bags and the next thing they know ‘oh god, oh god I’m on fire, it burns!’ and running around screaming.

Fire makes everything good.

That’s awesome!

Aw Ellie, I"m really enjoying these! Good stuff!

(Tried waving at you on the BL tonight, but it appears your mind was, uh, otherwise occupied! )

It’s definitely improved for me at least .. but I’m concerned it’s implementation brought in our map population bugs.

Feisty can still post. I love Feisty score updates …. Missed them while you guys were gone .. go check our match thread last week. I even said so

The only way I could see culling affecting this map/queue/lack of bodies thing is if in the code, it’s pre-rendering of enemies has a bug and actually creates two of every player on map … The pre-rendered base model and the actual player.

That said, we do know this started after the Monday patch ……there is a definitive start time for this …… So something is wonky there.

Just wanted to compliment everyone – BG/FA/TC – for making this, I think, about the only match thread that hasn’t derailed into utter .. well you know.

Keep it up!

Usagi.4835:

Foo, quaggan bring you score update, at 2058PM GMT/1558PM EST/1258PM PST, from upgraded Hills keep in FABL! Quaggan even have waypoint! Coooo!

lol I LOVE that one

Kerithlan.1659:

Phantom.8130:

DivineBeing.2086:

Anyways, score update please? I like to keep track of the scores throughout the day to see how our crew is doing in each timezone.

Thanks!

i think you mean nudity/gary busey update.

I hope that these two ideas never combine.

They did sadly. Hydro let him get out of the gate again and he wandered over by the skritt waving his arms and shedding clothes.

It’s worse than any BG or FA zerg trying to wrestle him back into his clothes.

*shudder

Dabrixmgp.4758:

I dont really see how a mesmer or support guardian will see lots of numbers pop up on my screen, which is what I want.

Feedback.

Mesmer .. they give zerg speed buff, portals (although more limited now), invisible veil to cloak an entire zerg … and they’re pretty tough to kill for a cloth wearing class. Under water fighting, they’re amazing.

For those keeping track. From the lofty hills in FABL.

Master Fuhon.1068:

I hate to spoil the surprise for Tarnished Coast, but the Gary Busey you have leading you is a total fraud. However, when you consider facts about the composition that makes up your feeble role-playing server, it shouldn’t be that surprising to have it revealed to you that you have phonies among your ranks…

You will now lose to a non-roleplaying server at your supposed specialty of what you call “roleplaying”.

The unofficial non-roleplaying server for Guild Wars 2 was ‘officially’ the Eternal Grove server, which was later annexed to be under the military protection of Fort Aspenwood. A moat was built around this fort to accommodate the all-seeing transfers from Isle of Janthir. This is why you will often see people talking about our Janthir transfers. But the original alliance with the Eternal Grove and it’s spiritual forces still exists as well and is a territory of Fort Aspenwood. FA still retains the most hardcore non-roleplaying community in the game.

Fort Aspenwood is so adamant about not playing as roles, that we do not really roleplay when we roleplay. Instead, what we do is use a very specific science that allows us to incorporate different personas into one being so that we do not need to pretend we are other people when we need to role-play them. We utilize our connections to the ancestors of the nearby Eternal Grove through a great ritual of tree singing and immortality conversion. Once a soul is committed to a specific Forver Tree, it becomes part of any interconnected Juggernaut.

Warning the following image is extremely graphic and depicts envy-inducing genitalia:
http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/File:Juggernaut.jpg

Becoming other things was a most serious business on Eternal Grove. Celebrities and famous people are all committed to leave behind everything so that their souls can become parts of the Forever Trees in the Grove. No exceptions, we have not lost collecting a soul we wanted to claim. You are only free to have F-list celebs and reality tv ‘stars’ because they dilute the strong constitution of what we already have. We already have committments from Tyrian-famous politicians, Skritt Romney and Grawl Ryan. Any initial rejects of the Kurzick juggernaut selection process are forced to do something menial and degrading, until they qualify for the selection process. Molebama and Troll Biden will wrap up their current servitude as president and vice-president before qualifying within our mass conglomeration of ancestral souls.

You see, even among sides that fundamentally disagree on things in the world of flesh; they all choose the side that gives them immortality and huge genitalia post life. It really isn’t a sacrifice at all to dedicate yourself to the Grove.

Welcome to the Drop Zone, where you are now Undersiege by a tall forest-dwelling Predator 2 of nightmare. The real Gary Busey is now feeding Fort Aspenwood words of wisdom in his unique form of Buseyisms; so that the evil forces led by this inferior clone and the deviants of Tarnished Boast can be defeated. His soul already has a contract with the Eternal Grove. The real Gary Busey can be seen in the following video that shows how the real Gary Busey talks, which is not anything like your conjured-up conversations: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amIh-Jovulw

TARNISHED COAST
T otally A verage R oleplaying N oob I nstigators S tinking H ugely E very D ay C rying O nly A bout S illy T hings

PORTAL
P eople O verloading R endering T hrough A lteration of L ocation

DOLYAK
D imwitted O bjective L ugging Y ields A round K eeps

TREE
T erminal R esidence of E ternal E xcellence

There you have the demonstrative proof that Gary Busey is actually working for us. You TC people are only roleplaying a roleyplaying roleplayer of Gary Busey. While a man of his qualifications is certainly fit to rule as king over easily-manipulated Tarnished Boasters; he merely occupies a villanous non-leading role in any of our feature films. And because immortality is so long, and because the burden of massive front-dangling appendages is so straining on the back; Kurzicks provide lots of premium sitdown entertainment in the ever-life, along with magnificent theatre architecture to consume it in.

Gary? Is that you?

Hydro. Did you forget to latch the gate again? You know how confused he gets …. Last time he wandered off we found him sitting cross-legged and naked with the centaurs. I think it’s happened again …..

Hydrophidian.4319:

Also, here’s a little behind-the-scenes insight intoTarnished Coast. What follows is an excerpt from a voicechat transcript of a strategy meeting involving High Commander Gary Busey and a couple of our guild leaders…

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TC1: Okay, so what’s the plan for Aspenwood?

GARY: I have to tell ya, I don’t like sleeping in tents.

TC2: …Tents?

GARY: Aspenwood. That’s that company that makes the trendy camping gear, right?

TC1: No, Mr. Busey, we’re talking about—

GARY: Oh wait— Aspenwood! Yeah! Where the old folks live in Maryland!

TC1: No—

TC2: Actually, he’s right about that.

TC1: Okay, but—

GARY: Yeah, visited a fan there recently. I’d recommend it. Good flow, y’know what I mean? That’s important. Especially for old people. Feng shui, man.

TC1: …Right. Uhm. We’ll… we’ll keep that in mind.

TC2: We were actually referring to Fort Aspenwood, one of our server opponents this week.

GARY: Oh, right, right. Yeah. Yeah, I getchya.

TC1: Yeah.

GARY: Okay, listen up. Seriously…

TC2: We’re listening, Gary.

GARY: …seriously, if I poke myself under my right arm… I get a twinge in my left knee. The human body is a wonder, isn’t it? I mean, it’s really amazing.

TC1: Uhm—

GARY: Hey! Guys! Hey, I gotta go. But this has been great. I feel like we had, y’know, real expansion happening here. Real connection! Yeah! Bye now!

TC2: Bye, Gary!

TC1: Well, uhm. Now what?

TC2: Actually, I think he was trying to tell us something with that arm-knee thing…

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The above, having now been posted on the Internet, is obviously a True Story.

I can’t believe nobody commented on this. This is awesome! That Gary, what a cutup.

Hydrophidian.4319:

This score update brought to you by: High Commander Gary Busey:

Oh my god. I love you. It’s official.

For those keeping track:

Maniac.5163:

Alodar.5794:

Diashame.6328:

The only reason you see the score on FA so low a lot of the time is because Terrible Coast never attacks anyone else other than FA. So BG being the opportunists they are take full advantage of this and attack us as well.

I am not complaining however, I love it, keep it coming guys, the more zergs come at us the more loot bags. O soooo many loot bags tonight and spent more than half the night on Yak escorting. Only time I died was against a few awesome TC thieves whilst guiding the yak and at SMC with the entire ICOA and TC server coming down on us at the same time and still held it for 2 wipes of BG and 1 wipe of TC.

Good fun this matchup.

Knew this would startup from FA. Last time we faced them all they did was complain about getting 2v1… and again it starts here.

Last night I was in BG borderlands with a good sized group of TC… we never saw any FA there.

Before you complain… and yes that’s EXACTLY what you were doing… realize this is a 3-way fight. Sometimes you’re going to be on the receiving end of a 2v1… sometimes you’ll be fighting 2 v 1 other.

I never really thought of it that way. I guess you’re right – Congratulations!

thanks Jayne

You’re welcome hon. See how much more civilized it is this way?

IRSyKo.5843:

Guys we voted on the name already.

It’s Isle of kickaspenwood janthir them in the throat while in a fort.

lol doesn’t matter if you voted or not. Tajz will come up with the appropriate one .. and it’ll stick

Absinth.6917:

blush

Ellehnia tell Tryce I said hello

edit – yeah Jayne it was a “I crush your head” skit. hehe

Aw I was hoping for Girlie Drink Drunk

Absinth.6917:

silly non-quote quote.

But for your enjoyment Jayne…

http://www.hulu.com/watch/172715

There’s some irony in there that what I assume is Canadian content can’t be viewed in Canada, lol

sestitodc.3567:

Who told TC and BG about all the delicious cookies FA had in BG’s Hills? You guys keep throwing bodies and loot bags at us. <3

That’s awesome! Congratulations!

Absinth.6917:

Jayne.9251:

Absinth.6917:

Just visiting the thread but just wanted to say….

39 Helens agree that TC is much better than JQ. Truly.

You only lack numbers and coverage.

Best of luck to you guys.

lol, is that a Kids in the Hall reference?

Glad someone got it

My fave:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JF1chLj1fro

Tajz.9826:

The TC, zombie coast, definitely improved from last time we met. FA also show up in force this weekend. Please bring it for the rest of the week! We’re having a blast when you guys fielding huge zerg group to counter our meat ball

So TC are zombies and FA are meatballs? Lol. I like it

Yep, just crashed with fatal error while in WvW.

Absinth.6917:

Just visiting the thread but just wanted to say….

39 Helens agree that TC is much better than JQ. Truly.

You only lack numbers and coverage.

Best of luck to you guys.

lol, is that a Kids in the Hall reference?

Jeknar.6184:

(I’m not closing in my face because my Ranger got mauled by a Bear)

OMG! You’re RPing!!

You’ll have to pay to transfer if you aren’t happy with the WvW on your current server. You can only guest pve stuff.

pot.6805:

I am sitting at Greenlake in TC BL. Come see me.

Ooh! Are you giving out cookies?!

pot.6805:

1080p Quaggan Plush Score update!

You’re not naked dear.

Lol are you on TCBL looking to smoosh me? I’m cozy in bed :p

It’s my birthday tomorrow. I really want a castle with a waypoint so I can put on my new tiara and dance around.

jazzllanna.1278:

Again sorry for the original in inhabitants of those server it certainly does suck that you have this but I find it hard to believe that the mass transfers are not the root cause of your horrendous queue times.

The queue times are one thing …. It’s the lack of actual bodies once you get onto the map that’s the real concern …. You queue for an hour or two expecting it to be bursting with activity when you get in …. And you find 20 players, tops. Lol.

I believe they took the reward for escorting yaks out of game because they were being abused by botters.

When in doubt folks, be sure to read the posting history ……

I think that’s worth investigating at the very least.

Usagi.4835:

Jayne.9251:

Usagi.4835:

Foo, quaggan update score for you at 2314PM GMT/1814PM EST/1514PM PST! OoOoOOoo, quaggan also attach map!

lol that quaggan looks SO happy to be on your back

Loads of people would kill to be on my back!

No dear I think they’d kill to get you on your back .. not be on it ..

Ruin.3461:

Having a ton of fun fighting against TC on our (Blackgate) borderlands! You guys are persistent, I love it.

I’m curious … do you guys on Blackgate think we’ve improved at all since we last met?

Usagi.4835:

Foo, quaggan update score for you at 2314PM GMT/1814PM EST/1514PM PST! OoOoOOoo, quaggan also attach map!

lol that quaggan looks SO happy to be on your back

Esoteric.5490:

Better to just say nothing about this sort of stuff and let the respect come on its own. I will never post about my guild or the things we do on the field. Make your opponents be good sports by giving them respect. Humility goes a long way.

Speaking of which, PRO, GODS, and PiNK, FA BL was a blast last night. Thank you for bringing it

This is why I personally missed Blackgate. Posts like these.

Score update! (this one brought to you by our naked golem! O.o)

DivineBeing.2086:

Jayne.9251:

Also SO proud of our troops on TCBL today. We held off three very aggressive attacks by BG on Hills … lol those trebs on the last go were unbelievable BG I am greatly enjoying the BG crew back to our tier, we missed you. You’re great sports and good players.

Cheers!

It was alright. It was a mixed group of like 5 of us in team speak and the rest were 15ish random pugs. Hopefully a guild will either log in or transfer to the BL to really do the job!

..

Oh you’re being too modest. You guys easily had double our number. We were quite impressed.

Blade.9317:

Score update brought to you by Feisty:

I don’t care what anyone says, you’re ok by me Feisty.

Also SO proud of our troops on TCBL today. We held off three very aggressive attacks by BG on Hills … lol those trebs on the last go were unbelievable BG I am greatly enjoying the BG crew back to our tier, we missed you. You’re great sports and good players.

Cheers!

This update brought to you by … the yellow bikini:

(If you look closely I’m actively making the “A” letter in the YMCA song, my friend to the bottom right already got the “C” … )

appledainty.8127:

And now a musical interlude with video from the last parade with SoR and TC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3edgFJZcNo

Aw hon, that was fabulous! (yet again!)

SchuMidas.4782:

srsly, wooden chest is distracting ,i hope they just spawn in my bags

I got a few wooden chests and was all excited … until I opened it up and it was a blue piece of armour

Swamurabi.7890:

Why is there crafting stations in WvW when you can’t get all the mats in the WvW maps?

You can actually. There are all tiers of ore and wood scattered around the maps. I’m not 100% sure about leather and scraps, but I believe they’re in there, too.

Honestly all classes bring something to the game in both dungeons and WvW. What matters more is enjoying the class you play … the rest will come naturally.

Professor Sensei.2941:

I don’t know how many of ya’ll were here for that epic three way fight for the BG BL garrison but kudos to all. Very fun!

Every time I see a fight pix posted, I’m so incredibly proud to see so many different guild names …. Yet we all seem to come together incredibly well to make some beautiful music.

What would be the point of ever levelling another toon to 80 then? I realize spvp does this, but honestly I think it’s fine the way it is. I’d rather have a player that has levelled his or her toon up to 80 and actually knows how to play the class to help back the team up, than someone who gets super buffed and winds up wiping the group because they don’t know the class. This is especially critical in WvW.