Guild Wars 2

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Commanders please read below

Well if DH is sitting here thinking they were bored last week then I’ll be happy to recognize them as the main threat and give them a more challenging week.
Thats if IoJ can reset themselves too.

One condition.
Stone Mist (Bird Mist) sits on neutral territory. It can be contested and swapped without incident by any server without fear of total kitten retaliation.
Let us be civilized in our warfare.

Also I’d appreciate it if we kept out of the OMG LETS TALK TO THE OTHER COMMANDER IN PERFECT PRECISION kind of agreement. If your zerg runs face first into mine, we shalt be roll’in you. No hard feelings.
We want to give Darkhaven an enjoyable week. Not a hate filled screaming fest.
I see these as agreeable terms for all sides.

Wish all of you luck.
See you out there.

^This is what you are supposed to say, btw.
So the other server commanders atleast know the terms.

MrFluffy.9307:

Your ratings will show that when they drop after you get matched up with servers like DR/GoM/HoD which share your WvW population/coverage

Cough cough.

GoM has a much higher pop than us.
HoD did recently, but I think many of their players left. Could still be higher.
And DR is anyones guess. Last time I checked they were about the same except they like to team up with anyone not NSP.

NSP likes to lose by small margins.
We have ever since our big WvW guilds left us starting in the old tier 5.

To the rest of your post. And may I quote some of yours for this?
Not sure you realise how dumb you sound because tiers do not exist anymore.
k.

EU player who plays on an NA server
9 months solid WvW

EU is overall better WvW play. Tactics are sounder and on average the grade of commander is higher. Guilds voips regularly used, but server wide hosts are less prominent. Shorter primetime base than NA.
Good zerg play using terrain and class orientation to succeed in fights.

NA is more universal, everyone has a place to fit in, pug or not, server wide voips and 90% of WvW guilds will use private voips for their own members. Commanders are generally less refined, except there are more on 24/7 . Less tricks and tactics are used than their EU brothers, most opting for full force face ram into objectives.

zTales.4392:

Wait, we’re having a cuddle party now?! First I miss fight night, now this?

Yeh the ragenubs from the other servers aren’t on the forums atm.
Only us gents here having a fine discussion on finaries and such.

Sororita.3465:

The reason NSP has no night crew….

I DID NOT EAT EVERYONE

..again

Spets the MilkBandit.9031:

Rob.7624:

THE Dentist.5960:

Yep I definitely think we hit a nerve with IoJ! Luvin it!

I think we uncovered some of IoJ’s best commanders and some of their super LOLDERP ones.

so true.

And welcome for the golems, im glad somone else loved them like i did after i had to log off

Dude everyone makes love to your golems when you go out to smoke.
Why do you think the seats were sticky?

<3
Smit Song 2013

Tuluum.9638:

You must be new to the game. Welcome to WvW!!

06-04-13

Never forget.

Banzie.5248:

Rob.7624:

Banzie.5248:

Rob.7624:

Banzie.5248:

Rob.7624:

Banzie.5248:

Edit: Dont know if i got my point across in the end there, i’ve just woken up so my writing isnt that coherent yet, apologies if you take things the wrong way, Just trying to say goodluck to both NSP and DH next week. Love you deep down dh, hate you on the top. NSP you continue to hold my respect and I wish you guys luck next week. And a shout out to Bird Song for the amazing BL flip in the AM a few days ago. Basically what i was trying to get out. Now if you’ll excuse me. COFFEE TIME!

<3 Much love dude
Hopefully if we matchup again we can get some real WvW done
I have a pic for you actually, from that flip. Here I’ll attach it
Snapshot of the week?

You guys only ended with one Omega left though right? If so I’ll still feel accomplished even though we lost everything xD

Yep, not even all the golems + players are in that pic. Couldnt fit, that was just the middle of the zerg.
Your fortifications on garrison tore most of the golems to pieces
What happens when you build siege at every single gate lol.

We assumed you would immediately rush garri after bay so we were waiting there, but you guys went hills instead. After that we put 1 cata per gate, at least 4 acs a gate then on that last inner gate we had like 5 ballis for the choke point for when you got in and even more siege in lords.. You screwed our plan up by going to the top of lords first instead of immediately down so our 4 acs up there were worthless :c

I knew you’d think we’d go to garrison after bay. Been poking you all morning remember. Know your style. Reason why we didn’t touch watergate.
But maybe next time I know that you know that I know that you know about hills over garrison in that sense that swimming is more than walking but walking gives you great legs structure in which you can get a really good modelling job.

Or we’ll flip camps with the golems.
That’d be surprising.

Ye after we recapped most things we went your BL and flipped hills with 5 golems when most of your server went back to EB then after you retook it we stopped caring and flipped lake with 8 golems. Total win moment.

P.s. Now i wanna go build a golem and do some epic camp flipping, wonder what the roamers would think of an omega walking towards them.

Camp flip golem zerg is the only real way to prove to the other server that you’re cool.

That or taking a +30man zerg into the EB jp

Banzie.5248:

Rob.7624:

Banzie.5248:

Rob.7624:

Banzie.5248:

Edit: Dont know if i got my point across in the end there, i’ve just woken up so my writing isnt that coherent yet, apologies if you take things the wrong way, Just trying to say goodluck to both NSP and DH next week. Love you deep down dh, hate you on the top. NSP you continue to hold my respect and I wish you guys luck next week. And a shout out to Bird Song for the amazing BL flip in the AM a few days ago. Basically what i was trying to get out. Now if you’ll excuse me. COFFEE TIME!

<3 Much love dude
Hopefully if we matchup again we can get some real WvW done
I have a pic for you actually, from that flip. Here I’ll attach it
Snapshot of the week?

You guys only ended with one Omega left though right? If so I’ll still feel accomplished even though we lost everything xD

Yep, not even all the golems + players are in that pic. Couldnt fit, that was just the middle of the zerg.
Your fortifications on garrison tore most of the golems to pieces
What happens when you build siege at every single gate lol.

We assumed you would immediately rush garri after bay so we were waiting there, but you guys went hills instead. After that we put 1 cata per gate, at least 4 acs a gate then on that last inner gate we had like 5 ballis for the choke point for when you got in and even more siege in lords.. You screwed our plan up by going to the top of lords first instead of immediately down so our 4 acs up there were worthless :c

I knew you’d think we’d go to garrison after bay. Been poking you all morning remember. Know your style. Reason why we didn’t touch watergate.
But maybe next time I know that you know that I know that you know about hills over garrison in that sense that swimming is more than walking but walking gives you great legs structure in which you can get a really good modelling job.

Or we’ll flip camps with the golems.
That’d be surprising.

On a side note.
That dude on the ballista had no idea what hit him lol
Brave fella.

Banzie.5248:

Rob.7624:

Banzie.5248:

Edit: Dont know if i got my point across in the end there, i’ve just woken up so my writing isnt that coherent yet, apologies if you take things the wrong way, Just trying to say goodluck to both NSP and DH next week. Love you deep down dh, hate you on the top. NSP you continue to hold my respect and I wish you guys luck next week. And a shout out to Bird Song for the amazing BL flip in the AM a few days ago. Basically what i was trying to get out. Now if you’ll excuse me. COFFEE TIME!

<3 Much love dude
Hopefully if we matchup again we can get some real WvW done
I have a pic for you actually, from that flip. Here I’ll attach it
Snapshot of the week?

You guys only ended with one Omega left though right? If so I’ll still feel accomplished even though we lost everything xD

Yep, not even all the golems + players are in that pic. Couldnt fit, that was just the middle of the zerg.
Your fortifications on garrison tore most of the golems to pieces
What happens when you build siege at every single gate lol.

THE Dentist.5960:

Yep I definitely think we hit a nerve with IoJ! Luvin it!

I think we uncovered some of IoJ’s best commanders and some of their super LOLDERP ones.

Banzie.5248:

Edit: Dont know if i got my point across in the end there, i’ve just woken up so my writing isnt that coherent yet, apologies if you take things the wrong way, Just trying to say goodluck to both NSP and DH next week. Love you deep down dh, hate you on the top. NSP you continue to hold my respect and I wish you guys luck next week. And a shout out to Bird Song for the amazing BL flip in the AM a few days ago. Basically what i was trying to get out. Now if you’ll excuse me. COFFEE TIME!

<3 Much love dude
Hopefully if we matchup again we can get some real WvW done
I have a pic for you actually, from that flip. Here I’ll attach it
The Quaggan on my back knows whats up.
Snapshot of the week?

zTales.4392:

Rob.7624:

Spets the MilkBandit.9031:

just lol that you think tag teaming a 3rd place server, 4 positions behind you in rankings at the start of the week, on a friday, in their off hours is an achivement worthy of bragging.

I think we can both agreee that KinkyGiraffe has the mental capacity of a goldfish.
This is what I imagine his face is every time I read his posts.
It fits well.

I love how every time I refresh, it changes… xD

Trying to reduce my infractions.
Because without a doubt he’ll file a report.

You ever see the utube video, angry german kid plays unreal tournament.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbcctWbC8Q0
That my friend, is what I imagine went on to cause such nerd rage.

Check out this PvDoor action that all the IoJ players have refused to believe happens nearly every nighttime.

Lol attack Darkhaven, yeh right.

“But thats only after we focused you”

Lol. No.
Its about the same.

Fail

Alright so I’m just awake.
I have to say reading these last 2 pages saddens me.

Its a shame I have to share WvW with idiots.
This is like watching all those WoW nubs screaming and getting excited over Kungfu Panda online coming out.

Attacking the third place server when you’re first makes you bad. And you should feel bad.

Now looking at those split coloured maps. Yeh I can see a bit of someone QQ’ing about something in there. Most definitely.
But knowing its IoJ and that they’re so mad they can only attack NSP just makes me howl in laughter.
Hold on. Hold on. What has your endeavourer cost you?
-40 rating
LOOOL
NSP? Nearly +30

Maybe we’re doing so much better and care a lot less because we can count. LOL

Nessuno.1253:

That was more like fight day lol. Lets do it again later!

Dude your graphics are so low that I am surprised you could even see me.
Like for reals.

Dueling continued down at south NSP bl by the windmill.
Bring your guild, bring your friends.
But no nubs.
I’ve already had to troll someone to death.

Yes thats possible.
Sandwich turtle.

Mesmer being ressed through a gate?

Noroz.9527:

Evilzara.6378:

This thread is more active than your site (shiverpeaks.com).

This thread is more skilled than your server (BP)

And shiverpeaks.com gets a couple thousand hits a day :k
Mainly from zara.

THE Dentist.5960:

Another reason to come to NSP, Smitty’s golem rushes! A thing of beauty!

And we can do this.
Which is pretty OP.

Tukmolytes.3467:

Awwww, I was looking for Bird Song. I miss him already.

Yerp I’m only on forums now.
Can’t a dude go buy a nice suit?!

#swag

edit:
My butt was pretty numb yesterday.
Ain’t gunna lie.
Too much potatoeing for me, I had to get outside.

Natronix.9827:

PS: My badges of honor set looks horrible in green. @Your screenshot. Can’t tell if Rob was teasing me by sitting or trying to cheer me up. Rofl

I gave you a little bow, it was well defended.
And you did stake me through the head before anyway!

I’ve enjoyed this week greatly. It’ll make up for a couple of weeks being away.

GavinGoodrich.1382:

“as far as NSP and IOJ go, i hope you folks can squash your lovers quarrel and team up to give us a fight. the past couple evenings ive gotten so bored of the Rinse and Repeat that ive actually gone AFK to watch Bridezillas…..”

Can’t say I didn’t try, sir

We can brag back and forth over blitzing keep blitzes all day. Our EB keep got snagged again, we just got NSP’s hills and garri. If you play the “nobody cares” card and suddenly post 5 screenshots about how awesome you are about a keep ninja..yeah that doesn’ twork, bird. We’ve all hypocraziced (is that even a word?) ourselves into oblivion here…just gonna be happy when this is over.

No.. I dont think it is.

I’m busy tomorrow. But if you wake up and get in on friday we can have some zerg battles. NSP vs IoJ vs DH
If DH are getting bored then I don’t mind giving them a run. I’m pretty content tbh with losing our keeps, reflipping = World xp. Doesn’t seem anything to get mad about.
Free chests for everyone.

Natronix.9827:

I need to congratulate NSP for how organized their offensive tactics are ( Atleast their particular guild). Today they ninja’d SM from us, again! Yep, it ticked us off, we were outmanned and facing DH’s zerg and keep’s trebs while NSP golem rushed SM. Later on we managed to successfully hit NSP’s garri down, only for the same NSP golem rush to take our EB LL keep down.

I’ve been on most of the day, and it has been kittening stressing for me, probably because of Rob, lol. Dude, nice leading. That’s all I can say. We lost all our keeps in our BL with your 25 golems and a 40 man NSP zerg, hills and bay didnt stand a chance… but here comes the most frustrating and demoralizing part for me. The lost of garri.

I threw at least 2g on defensive siege, prepared it, made garri a bunker! I wouldn’t think no matter how many golems you guys had it wouldn’t fall… I was wrong, the constant sieging and smashing from different places had us all confused, and when that inner gate was gone we kept trying and trying to defend with all the sieges we had but yet we lost. I was laying in the middle of the lords room dead, watching ya take our garri and build a treb on top of my corpse. lol.

Even though you guys didn’t get to hold those keeps for long and really didn’t produce much points, you made a clear statement. I definitely underestimated NSP, so kudos to that team. Truth is, we weren’t just outmanned, we got outplayed. After you guys left our BL i had my morale and my pockets destroyed.

I’ve learned a lot during this week. Had a ton of fun and frustrating moments, the ratings, scores and such don’t matter to me at all at this point.

See you out on the field Espiritu
Two irish commanders.
One who loves his golems, and the other who loves full offensive. A nice combo.
Was a good day

<3 Smitry

(Oh and we thought that you’d only bunkered down water gate. Man you drain 1.5k supply pretty quick)

styx.7294:

Ronny doesn’t play anymore.

I am feeling many emotions right now

styx.7294:

Ronny doesn’t play anymore.

styx.7294:

Ronny doesn’t play anymore.

airstu.2579:

Looks like IoJ has been to the AR school of excuses

Lol.
I thumb this up.

Attached.
We zerged LA while WvW was down.
Dat perfect stack.

So after much discussion with my peers.
And a lengthy deliberation on what colours of socks that we want to wear.

We decided to take IoJ SM and keep (twice).

I mean. You can QQ to me here and scream more about how we’re going to pay/paint our bl a different colour. And even after IoJ coms saying that they wouldn’t be double teaming anyone some of you dudes still thought it was a genius idea this morning (Looks at TRBO).

So you just painted a huge red target on yourself. That plan kinda backfired.
Kudos to you guys who still want to win this week. But NSP has 100 less rating than both of the servers in this matchup. Don’t hate us because we’re atleast trying.

On a side note.
1vs1 me if you want retribution.
I take sole responsibility
Smite me almighty smiter.

(Will not be commanding for rest week. I am all laughed out, so you can’t even gloat)

Lets get back to some normal lets all just hit everything.

New score for you guys at work

Tukmolytes.3467:

kitten it guys let’s make NSP BL green later. I’m done on the “don’t touch” NSP thingy. They don’t appreciate it anyway.

Well atleast you tried.
Ain’t even mad.
But atleast reply to my smiley face after you nerd rage.

Score update for you all workers.

I think we all just found this hilarious.
And I think many IoJ took it to heart.
Even though quite a few now realise that they are potatoes and that they were wrong, I do believe a few others didn’t get the message. Which is going to cause some great outcomes.

IoJ: Death to NSP
NSP: Death to IoJ
DH: k. Call me when you’re done.

Ironic don’t you think considering IoJ’s main goal was wanting to double team DH previously.

You know whats going to happen tomorrow?
Absolutely nothing.
Because no one cares.
Lets go farm some World xp.

GavinGoodrich.1382:

Rob.7624:

I mean. That wasn’t very hard. DH would have walked through them.

It was ready for DH. Not you. You know…the server that’s the actual main threat in this match? Oh right you wanna pretend to play for 2nd…right.

Taking DH’s keep when they’re dug in deep, in high ground, while IOJ is bleeding people out of their prime time and overextended, going into euro time is gonna require a double team, full out, for several hours, including help from NSP.

Which ain’t gonna happen, right? So we waited for DH. Then the sucker punch happened.

Have you taken the time to look at DH’s bl at any point today.

Smitry Song.
WvW is kinda the point.

But can I ask how we are any different from an invading DH force?
I mean.
Like thanks for the compliment but, anyone with stealth could have walked up to that third floor.
Which is what we did

MegaManExpert.8413:

I was not there for the Stone Mist “Bait and Trap” but I guess from what Nom was trying to convey was it was set up to bait DH and draw them to the “Shiny Paper Mist” in hopes they would leave the rest of there fortifications so that they can be flipped. Nom got angry when NSP broke into Stone Mist rather then hit DH undefended structures. To be fair NSP did not know what IoJ was planing and I doubt if the plan for SM was given to NSP about “Baiting” DH, NSP would of still attacked Stone Mist.

Nom is a GREAT commander and highly respected to the point he does not need to tag up to draw a zerg to him. Sadly what I saw here was a break down of communication and understanding of tactics. IoJ can’t hold SM for any length of time unless it’s our Oceanic’s time, in which case it can be held with little opposition.

I personal hate SM because it’s a big target. Though I do find it funny how one guild or server thinks it should be theirs alone and would sacrifice EVERYTHING to recapture it.

We did hit DH’s paper towers though, IoJ had them and we just reflipped them all.
Red keep? You need SM to make taking red easy.

So we took SM.
And then took out all the IoJ who where on the third floor.
A their bazzilion Arrow carts.

I mean. That wasn’t very hard. DH would have walked through them.

snowaugar.1823:

You aren’t a troll rob your 2 levels above troll

Could be true.
I didn’t get my Texp chest though. I might need to submit an anet ticket about it.

GavinGoodrich.1382:

You’re one of the smaller servers in this matchup and you’d rather team up against the other smaller server.

tragic.

Did you just call IoJ a small server.
Heres a pic from when you were rolling through EB this morning.
Look at NSP numbers. Now look at yours.

troll moar

zTales.4392:

GavinGoodrich.1382:

There’s a lot of different philosophies on how “wvw should be.” I’ve said my peace, I’ll allow everyone to say theirs.

IoJ has our own way, as a majority, how we deal with the 3 way. Just be prepared to deal with the rest of the week as-is based on how you’ve played it…your way.

Go for it. If you decide to go crazy on us, I know a couple of DH commanders and large guild leaders who I’m sure would be willing to help us push you back. Heck, after reading all of this, I bet they’ll be even more willing to help us put. I may not be a commander, but I’m kitten great at making allies.

Your choice.

Dude, do you remember how DH and NSP nightcrew fought together against the monstrous oceanic server Dragonbrand?

Like.

LOL
I haven’t cleared my friends list since then.

THE Dentist.5960:

Rob is right DH is a good respectable opponent that gives credit where credit is due. Your forum warriors (can’t speak for your entire WvW pop) has yet to give credit to anyone or anything with out a slight comment or an excuse. Most notably “we are hitting DH why are you hitting us? You guys are idiots”, when what you should really be saying is NSP please be our friends we need your help to beat DH.

Apology accepted for the misunderstanding

Ha ha ha.
If only it was that easy to apologize.

IoJ has a gap between their night oceanic crew and morning force.
Its about 5:30am – 6:30am server time (pacific time).

Oh noes.
Did I just tell everyone that?

GavinGoodrich.1382:

Dude, Rob, I already congratulated u and the SM team. What I’m making the callout on is the much more consistent double team you’re about to get, which is gonna add to your stress. Way to be smug for no reason.

All I see is more Q_Q and no DH supporting you.
Besides. Its in DH’s best interest for us to attack you over them.
Especially since they didn’t seem to like you wiping all of their EB (except for keep and veloka) this nightshift either. Including their t3 SM to start with.

Why’d they want to give you enough points to possibly win?
That and we actually like their server.

-cough- l2p -cough-

Sup with the rage.
IoJ only going for the “stronger player”. Lol.
Going to keep this brief, as I watched the 30man IoJ roll over NSP’s EB at 3am this morning, losing everything but our keep. And only because I come on within 5minutes to rally enough dudes to stop them.
Nightcrew commander. You can try and dispute it, but I have SS’s so it did happen.

I’ve been on all day. 8-9hours.
Flipped SM twice, Golem rushed your own golem rush on our keep.
Yeh noob.
We used golems to beat your golems.
umad?
Maaaaad?
HMMMMM?
You must have thought you were really good there for like 10seconds. SPIN2WIN

All in all we had fun. You guy should have enjoyed a good fight too.
Stop being a bad loser and deal with it.
You’re still ahead of us.

yanoch.7051:

WoW nice I just looked at the map.

snowaugar.1823:

Myst.5783:

NSP has many a good player that is undeniable.

…but the trolls! Oh so many, many trolls.

All of our trolls were created when we were endlessly matched with ar

Erm.
Were we?

I do believe I was forged in the fires that created the multiverse.

Bird Mist is once again returned to its rightful owner.

Nice dueling in EB JP.

Very nice indeed.

melodey.4652:

JamboHammer.4397:

Mepheles.2087:

For realsies, this time I’m not doing WvW. I don’t wanna fight NSP anymore lol….

seriously stop complaining about thieves that laugh at u when they kill u its so annoying cuz DH do the exact same thing stop acting like ur server doesnt do the same thing People will always laugh and dance on u if they want to cuz its wat they want to do coming on here and complaining about it will just make them do it even more

I got vomited on today when NSP took SM, rofl. I think they’ve been reading Rob’s posts. XD

Bird Mist.

Whoever takes it.
Whoever claims it.
Whatever server.
Whatever tier.
That is its name.

Shotgunned for eternity.

And yes.

I have entered this thread for another week of bozoes, so so’s and yolo’s.

-Epilepsy warning. Now you can’t sue-

MrFluffy.9307:

huge double team right off the bat! I can see how this week will go…

Its about time someone came and gave DH an interesting fight..
I think we’ve been a bit too boring for them lmao.

And NSP has never fought IoJ before.
Just tasting the fresh meat.

So far its not tasting too nice.

KinkyGiraffe.4123:

Oh god nsp you funny<3

Great first night for us Even though we’re kitten pretty hard

I hope there was no commander on.
If there was then hes mighty stupid.

My apologies.

THE Dentist.5960:

Where are all the moonshine and whiskey drinkers supposed to go? We shouldn’t exclude those guys. I Got It!

When you are drinking
And that thief has you thinking,
“When am I gonna get rolled?”

Always remember in NSP
It takes more than three.
The thief is about to be trolled.

God that was horrible but I tried.

Man.
Thieves really do get trolled against my guardian.

“Oh nice combo, that did some really good damag.. Oh no wait I healed to full”

Man oh man.
IoJ and DH really dislike each other.

Tried to get in on the fight. Both turned around at once to kill us.
Before getting back to killing each other.

Have some pics of DH yesterday for you guys.
Smitty,
Yeh thats why we lost our keep. Lol Screenshot it did happen!

Yeup. I think thats 6 Omegas to PvDoor a keep?
And then defending the keep with them?

Like.
GG.