Something yakked this way comes…
Omg! We can post .gifs?! What the kitten?!!
Paris Hilton loves [PiNK]! Here’s a score update as we run around KABL! Great fights all around!
Roflmao.
I’m going to give a cookie to every person who ignores blatant attempts to troll this week. And my cookies are awesome
^Jayne’s cookies are made of gold.. because she’s so rich!
Happy Lunar New Year to everyone!
Magzergma living up to their name…sending 30 people to take a supply camp. Great job, you rolled three people defending.
Maybe their zerg was resupplying?
Score update at 0159AM GMT/2059PM EST/1759PM PST with map… and something else I found…
Question, question, question for Kaineng! What’s it like… you know… down there in Tier 8?
For the 1 week I was there… very boring.
Is it the polar opposite of Tier 1? Like instead of having massive zergs of 30-40 people, you have, at most, 5 people per server on each map?!
Perspective: we used to call out DR ZERG HITTING X and that “zerg” was really about 13 people. We had maybe 3 prime time commanders during our time in T8, now we have so many that I see a new one every day. Oh and Cliffside was our Helm’s Deep and all we cared about defending.
So it is like I imagined! Someone I know, Phantom (he might drop by to visit!), loves Cliffside/Dawn’s Eyrie/Cragtop. It’s his baby. Anyway, welcome to T2, Kaineng!
Question, question, question for Kaineng! What’s it like… you know… down there in Tier 8?
For the 1 week I was there… very boring.
Is it the polar opposite of Tier 1? Like instead of having massive zergs of 30-40 people, you have, at most, 5 people per server on each map?!
T8 eats you as a pitiful peasant and spits you back out as a hardened hell warrior with no mercy.
I will always remember how Kaineng dragged that grub to SMC!
Question, question, question for Kaineng! What’s it like… you know… down there in Tier 8?
*People don’t stop playing all week once they lose badly one night.
Is that why KH while on CD stop playing after being destroyed by FA in one night? And more a few days they transferred? Some people make me laugh!!!
Nobody cares. The match is over. No time left for drama. Hekatombaion, don’t bother responding.
Lol Ellehnia i was in your teamspeak as [DOLY] apple jackie and i asked where you guys are and you answered and then i gave you fake intel about where FA was. Twas funny but i got bored so I went back home
Hope we get to have more dolyak battles in the future!
Nobody cares.
And now…one last score update with As the Yak Runs before I go to bed:
Ellehnia has been sitting in the bar. nursing her drink, watching Kandi do her thing – mostly getting men to buy her drinks while teasing them – when she senses someone come up behind her. She closes her eyes and prays for patience. She does not want to end up knifing someone tonight.
She spins around, ready to start shouting and finds herself face to face with Tryce. The devilish lout grins at her shocked expression. “Can I buy you a drink, babycakes?”
Ellie looks nervously around, wondering if at any moment someone will notice that there is a foreign soldier in their midst. Kandi would surely recognize him, but she was too busy schmoozing to pay her any more attention.
“You dolt.” Ellie hisses through gritted teeth and she grabs Tryce’s hand and drags him off up the stairs. “How did you even get here?”
“I snuck across the border.” Tryce’s kitten-eating grin only grew wider in the face of her annoyance. And that annoyance was wearing off pretty fast.
They were alone for the first time in months, and he was looking pretty good in his new armor. Although, she ventured to guess he might look better without it. “I guess…we should make the best of this then.”
Sometime later, Kandi stumbles up the stairs, giggling and counting the day’s takings. She walks into Ellie’s room – and what should she find but Ellie and Tryce in a very compromising situation!
“What in the HAEEEELLL is going on up in here?! Uh-uh, no you not. NO YOU ISN’T!” the drunk Kandi shakes her head, waving her finger at Tryce. “You don’t get no further until you prove you kin provide fo’ my friend. If you want some then you oughta put a KEEP on it.”
Tryce lifts an eyebrow. He loves challenges, after all. “A keep you say?”
“You know that’s right. Ellehnia is the QUEEN and she need a castle.” Kandi spouted.
“All right. I’ll get her a keep then.” Tryce said with a shrug before laying back in the bed to relax.
Ellehnia, meanwhile, is not sure whether she should be horrified or ashamed. She hides her face inside of her hat and groans.
The next day, Ellehnia is preparing her herd for its weekly migration through the borderlands. She knows that the dangerous Aspenthirs will more than likely come for her yaks, but she has never been afraid. The only thing that worries her is that Peta is nowhere to be seen. Where could he be?
Little did Ellehnia know that while the herd is completing its migration, Tryce was plotting to take a keep in the name of love (and yaks). After her completing the migration, and with her brothers at her side, she made her way to the gates of the Fort Aspenwood garrison and found them thrown wide. Fireworks rained down from the walls, dolyaks pranced through the outer courtyard, and standing tall on the stairs was Tryce, wearing that kitten-eating grin that provoked at first irritation, then tenderness.
“Welcome home, babycakes.”
PS: Eat your heart you Usagi<3<3 Ellie.
…kitten I am not happy about this! Not happy about this at all!
Why can’t we have Paris Hilton?
Oh, that would be awesome.
No, no, no! We’ll have Coco Chandelier… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWxIBMl2st0
Who gets Kathy Griffin?
We do.
It’s Sir Tryce, lol. Send him tells and give him praise! He eats that stuff up. XD
I just sent him a warning! This’ll be my new pet project… “Ruin Ellie’s Romance”…
And now, it’s time for another score update with…As the Yak Runs!
A voice rings out through the room, “Girlfriend, I KNOW you ain’t stayin’ up in no bed all day.”
Ellie rolls over in her bed and pulls her hat down over her eyes.
“Go ‘way, Kandi. I’m still injured.”
Kandi pouts her luscious lips, perfectly shaped eyebrows knitting together slightly. Kandi has known Ellehnia for years – at her best and worst – but she ain’t never seen her girl angst before. Especially not over some scrub who ain’t got no class. Peta had to carry her stunned kitten back to the house and everything. Kandi’s eyes light up as an idea occurs to her.
“Let’s get DRUNK!”
Ellehnia has no idea why she let Kandi drag her downstairs into her father’s bar, but once she’s surrounded by her friends she does start feeling better. Charzilla, Sardonicus and Kushaboss, her three overprotective older brothers, were busy having a boxing match in the background, there was a cold beer sliding across the bar to her, and all was well. Well, most everything was well.
“Where’s Peta?” Ellehnia shouts to Kandi over the throng.
Kandi rolls her eyes and snorts a little.
“Girlfriend, he cute an’ all, but you know he a plant right.”
Who’s your boyfriend on BG? Tell me!
Squeak, not really an update but there was a party! 0325AM GMT/2225PM EST/1925PM PST!
The more you reply, the more suspicious it all becomes…
Now, now, guys, let’s try and keep this thread civil and not show our true colours. We’ve done really well to have kept the thread going for 17 pages without having the moderators slam their hammers down on us, and we’re so close to reset. Let’s not ruin the positive atmosphere!
Blame yourself for that!
This is what happens when there’s zero exotic (not that orange colored in-game drops thing) stuff to look at. But the last time we had one real exciting pic, forum crashed.
Are you saying my plush griffon update wasn’t exciting!?
He meant exciting for his kitten. I don’t think griffons push the right buttons.
Tarnishedgate? Black Coast? Will you give us some of your Oceanic guilds now as a bride price?
P.S. Blackgate has only 1 active Oceanic guild – [NOC] Nocturnal
That’s okay, we’ll take that one. We’re not fussy.
Now, now, guys, let’s try and keep this thread civil and not show our true colours. We’ve done really well to have kept the thread going for 17 pages without having the moderators slam their hammers down on us, and we’re so close to reset. Let’s not ruin the positive atmosphere!
In fairness, you have some of your own people to blame for that; we were told that some of the more prominent people from FA’s guilds were planning a ‘trojan-horse’ attack. That claim was further backed up by the fact that there was a dolyak from RET with a commander tag on…
Yeah, ok kiddo. Have the SS to show it and EB at this point is still evenly split. Guess it was just a coincidence. Guess TC is happy being BG’s kitten and playing for 2nd.
I wouldn’t mind being BG’s kitten! I’m totally okay with that!
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The power of superior arrow carts on a choke point!
Oh Pot. I see the Tarnished Coast tag, as much as you wanted to block out the name .. lol .. you killed all the women on TC .. now who are you going to flirt with? Tsk, tsk.
The Tarnished Coast men…
Ha, poor mendon’s lord. We made him bake cookies and then didn’t let him have any! BWA HA HA HA
Its amazing to me, 15 pages and no prolonged arguments over “you guys are 2v1ing me” or “your only winning because of coverage” or “if you knew how rating worked you would never attack my server, noob”.
We at blackgate, were obviously the problem lol.
PS. WE NEED MORE GVG!!!
We love you, Blackgate!
I just complemented how hot she looks! Jealous much?
No… (Yes!)
Oh, you did not just say Danni’s screenshot crashed the forums…
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Score update from Terrible Coast, at 1926PM GMT/1426PM EST/1126AM PST…
~Edit: Added updated map and scoreboard… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dp__d9fq6A
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Coo, quaggan bring you score update, at 0532AM GMT/1232AM EST/2132PM PST, with map from heavily-defended, fully upgraded Bluewater supply camp! Quaggan collect many loot bags… Quaggan is king of the camp, foo!
Foo, quaggan bring you score update, at 2058PM GMT/1558PM EST/1258PM PST, from upgraded Hills keep in FABL! Quaggan even have waypoint! Coooo!
Ew, dissertation-style post.
Wench? Be nice to me! Before I club you!
You wouldn’t club an adorable little asura, would you?
Nothing stopped me before… Nothing stopping me now…
Score update at 2023PM GMT/1523PM EST/1223PM PST with map!
We already have Gary on the score board, move along wench!
Wench? Be nice to me! Before I club you!
Score update at 2023PM GMT/1523PM EST/1223PM PST with map!
What’s with TC being all nice in this thread. Where’s the yak-death fueled hate, where’s the grudges.
We turned our yak fueled hate into more profitable things than qq: parody songs and multi-tier events. By raining on the parade, FA only ensured that it would become more popular and propel us further. People join us now just because they want to do the parade. It gets PVEers more interested in doing WvW. If the parade got crashed again, it would probably enflame our dormant contingency of casual players. So far as I can tell, the yak parade did TC nothing but good.
It’s not a matter of “if”…
Omg, congratulations! I never thought of it that way. I’m learning so much from you!
We fully expect to see you and IRySKo (however you spell that, I can’t be bothered to check) and Stawker and company at the next dolyak parade! Btw, I hope Maniac and everyone else on FA are enjoying their stay on TC’s forums! Do come again!
Score Updates, Now With Story!
Ellehnia, a good sweet girl from the Coast, and Tryce, a bad boy from Blackgate met one fateful day on Crystal Desert and were united by their love of dolyaks.
Torn apart by the ebb and flow of the mistwar and their familial obligations, the starcrossed yak walkers somehow found themselves on opposite sides of the great battle.
She tried to meet with him for a secret tryst at Hills in TCBL and was brutally slaughtered.
Will they ever be able to reunite? Or will Ellehnia find solace in her best friend and fellow yak walker, Peta? Only Bloody Beard knows.
Oh Ellie… What an awkward position to die in lol!
Are you real?
In other news, having a great time in TC BL tonight
Hey, stop bullying the other Toasties in TCBL!
This update brought to you by … the yellow bikini:
(If you look closely I’m actively making the “A” letter in the YMCA song, my friend to the bottom right already got the “C” … )9/10 — first time participants are always welcome. Good selection of background and tasteful accentuation of one’s own features. The choice of scoreboard placement makes it easy for viewers to clearly interpret the score as it stands, and does not detract from the overall presentation. The addition of a map is an often overlooked feature that rounds everything out nicely.
One point was subtracted because the veteran guard in the background is highlighted, which distracts the eye. NPCs should blend into the background in future images, as they are ultimately part of the backdrop, not the ‘main course’.
The lack of proper siege feng shui would have lost you another point if not for the presence of the asura Eek Kee. His name — clearly an onomatopoeia expressing shock and embarrassment — pairs well with his actions, as he rapidly averts his eyes away from your bare form.
You just want to see me naked. That screenshot is from last night, I don’t think anyone wants a 12+ hour old score update. 1/10 try harder next time.
I don’t believe you understand what the phrase, “next time,” actually means. You will not go very far, young one.
The screenshot was already 12 hours old when I posted it. The “next time” I post a screenshot from the previous night, it still won’t be a relevant score update. You aren’t very observant, are you?
You need to calm your mammaries.
Wow, how boring this thread has gotten.
Foo, quaggan update score for you at 2314PM GMT/1814PM EST/1514PM PST! OoOoOOoo, quaggan also attach map!
lol that quaggan looks SO happy to be on your back
Loads of people would kill to be on my back!
Foo, quaggan update score for you at 2314PM GMT/1814PM EST/1514PM PST! OoOoOOoo, quaggan also attach map!
Score update at 0209PM GMT/2109PM EST/1809PM PST, though no map update since I’m still queued. So bored.
Score update at 0054PM GMT/1954PM EST/1654PM PST
One of my favourite quotes lol:
“So, if you looked at TC boarderland at any point monday (tonight) night, and think my idea for an FA CD alliance was stupid, YOU CAN KITTEN MY KITTEN WITH YOUR KITTEN UP YOUR KITTEN!
-Best alliance ever, love you CD!
PS: TC, you’re welcome for the trebs hitting stonemist. I enjoyed seeing FA destroy you tonight. Portal bombed, KITTEN!”
On a more serious note, I’m going to ask all TC forum posters to be mature and refrain from responding to trolls. We’re classy, remember? Let’s try and stay that way!
There!
Hey, Feisty! Back off!
I have a life outside score updating, you know! How else am I supposed to make a living? I’ve got a part time job as a paperweight on Mr Thackeray’s desk though! He pays very well!
And you ask me, beg me with those tears, why we cannot be married?
Look at this behavior! Flaunting your nakedness to anyone and everyone, even those who simply wish to see the scoreboard.I’m only interested in the heart of someone who wishes to be mine. You are ineligible, because you’ve already given yourself to everyone. Including those unwashed SoR barbarians! Lesser men than we, in all aspects!
Look at how freely you associate with them! It pains me to think what more than words you may have traded so… casually with them… ugh! You dishonor those with the true noble blood of the Coast!And don’t think I take pleasure in confronting you like this. We are friends, truly you do occupy a place in my heart. But disappointment after disappointment, did you think your confession would move me, knowing what you’ve done.. what you’re still doing? Human paperweight.. of all the…
No, no my dear friend. I cannot accept your love.
I can change! I’ll be wearing clothes during the next matchup. Our new opponents aren’t worthy of nekkid score updates! Those’re reserved for SOR!
I’ll admit, TC’s locust-inspired swarm of players eventually overran us as they did every night when we started to go to sleep. However, times have changed on FA. No more easy night caps for TC. No more ridiculous population mismatch between us. I’m leaving my bedsheets at home this week cuz I’m just gonna snuggle tight in with all the TC bodies that litter the ground. Anywho, this isn’t the right thread for such talk. That thread has been created though.
You might want to put your words in the forum-warrior fridge so you can eat them when you reach T2.
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Don’t bring it up lol. Apparently, we’re bullies.
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QQ on Dragonstooth? really? gawd why
cuz iberserker was op at killing siege too?
I’m a bitter mesmer.
TC exploiting the invulnerable spots. This guy would hang around lowlands kill people and then run back to the spot when he got in any danger. I made sure to emote at him a lot since they like it so much.
It was in SBI boarder lands and you guys kept Zerging lowlands as I was trying to solo cap it (because almost no other TCers were on the map it seemed). And no I didn’t kill anyone the most I would do it Down them because I know its wrong lol. (just ask the SBI people that were there too lol)
You expect me just stand there and let the 20 of you kill me?
You had more than enough time to kill me as I was running from the camp to the spot!
Also on a side note does Arena Net ban for people doing that? If so I am JK that was not me. If they don’t ban yes that was me.
Lmao your confession.