Guild Wars 2

Darkstar.4176:

TC counts their own numbers like a woman telling her boyfriend how many guys she’s been with before him. The rule is to take that number and double it.

TC counts their enemies numbers like a man telling his buddies how many girls he’s been with. The rule is to take that number and halve it.

How long did it take for you to come up with that smart little quip?

Also, hooray for free-trial account spies! Reminds me of that time some guy turned my treb around in Hills and then tried to pretend that it was to defend N Inner. Name and shame, guys! Name and shame~

nomdeplums.5780:

Ah yes, TC’s superior organizational tactics: everyone follow the blue dorrito. This was taken right before they ran away (A.K.A. a superior tactical retreat) from an FA group of equal numbers.

Well, that’s what a commander tag is for. No need to be so antsy.

Drigan.7382:

Ahh, we did flip our tag on to let RAM know where we were after we hit NW Bay so they could port us in for Garrison, forgot to turn it off. At that time we had 48 total combined between our two guilds (Yeah 48 is a lot but we were split between two groups on different sides of the map 95% of the time) with the few militia cause we did a supply count to top off before we rushed it. About 20-25 HOPE, 20-25 RAM. I think we had 3 non HOPE on us at one time. CL and BURN came afterwards but we were far from a “map zerg”.

Wait. ^ That was during our Watergate Attack but that was 2 hours ago. lol are you talking about the attack on SE Gate? Then yes, I actually do mean 18 HOPE and 18 RAM.. You are right though, I did supply counts and have a bad habit of forgetting to turn it off. Literally run tagless, RAM had 19 in their TS (i know cause i asked them immediately after that fight), we had 20 HOPE and each had a few afks. We were joking in TS that you guys would be calling us a blob (the biggest reason I wanted to reply). Not trying to argue, but people’s perception kills me sometimes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I3VHKO3qGM

Lol I meant the watergate attack where you had, like, 10 golems or something and there was a prolonged fight. We finally exterminated you at west inner.

Also, random ranger on FA called Killer Of Dhuum, thank you for partying me to tell me that everyone on TC is a cowardly, squishy sponge.

Drigan.7382:

Usagi.4835:

RAM/RET/HOPE blobs, I’m having lots of fun!

lol how much is a blob again? I dont know if our 18 HOPE and 18 RAM are even capable of blobbing especially considering we both run tagless. I’m sure you stopped and counted the number of friendlies you had too of course?

It wasn’t 18 HOPE and 18 RAM. I didn’t stop to count, no, but I know that much. The two of you put together creates a map zerg. And you weren’t tagless because I had your guardian commander targetted a number of times lol. You don’t need to really take offense to my comment. Blob remarks have been passed back and forth over the centuries numerous times.

Was that 18 HOPE/18 RAM inside TCG, like, an hour or so ago?

RAM/RET/HOPE blobs, I’m having lots of fun!

Blob.

Lol some of you are so mad. Didn’t you go on holiday? Chill, gosh.

Atrophied.8725:

iCryptik.1496:

It’s the FA double standard of blobbing up while complaining about blobbing and talking about their superior small squad teams busting big zergs which never happens. When AoN came to FA to “bust TC zergs” they got ran over by the TC freight train or laughed at and ignored.

As long as JQ brings some open field fights this week, I’ll be happy to meet them and the loot that it brings. I would say the same for FA but now that BT is gone, there doesn’t seem any guild zergs large enough to go toe to toe with TC or JQ zergs, and the FA pug zergs get wiped pretty easily.

To be fair, AoN are actually quite good, as were BT before they split into small guilds (VK took their best, iirc, and then split themselves. I think those players make up SIC (?) these days – am I right Alaric?)

There are definitely FA numbers to combat TC and JQ zergs, they just don’t have coverage to do it 24/7, like TC doesn’t have coverage to combat JQ 24/7. We’ll all fight where and when we can, getting as many lootbags as we can hold (and then merching so we can pick up the rest.)

Every server has good, mediocre and bad players. There’s no exception to this rule. There are no entrance exams to get into any server. Similarly, every server has good, mediocre and bad commanders. The good ones get crazy respect and big zergs, the mediocre ones are followed by at least their guild, and a decent number of militia, and by and large the bad ones get ignored fairly quickly. :P

Currently TC is missing a couple of it’s ‘big name’ commanders (Chuu is on sabbatical, Nightlight has no internet other than his tethered iPhone), which means we don’t really have those HUGE server zergs for long periods of time. We’ve done fairly well in splitting our forces the last couple of nights, imo. It’s still a learning experience for us, but we’re trying. :P

[BT] never split into smaller guilds. [VK] was a guild that branched off from [RET], similarly to how [ACE], I believe, branched off from [GODS] (I heard they left FA, what happened there?)

And [SIC] is the guild Alaric made that branched off from [VK], IIRC.

Can you guys ever play nicely? Please? I mean, tbh, I stopped reading your threads because it’s pretty repetitive but I’d like to be able to post images/gifs. PLEASE BEHAVE.

Also, I think maybe we need to have a 101 that teaches people how and when to post img files so that it comes across as smart/appropriate. Maybe.

There is no guild leader for [Pink] because it’s Neruson’s one-man band. He was on FA months ago and then moved to Kaineng. And now he’s on SOS. Shame he’s such an attention seeker, he has such lovely, deep pockets. Throw some of that cash my way?

Le Rooster.8715:

Usagi.4835:

Le Rooster.8715:

A question to some Tc’ers, you guys obviously outnumber all of us right. So why do you insist on recruiting new guilds constantly?

Sorry lol but you have no idea what you’re talking about (mostly because you’re not even on TC). Nobody is recruiting so go away.

I think i do, i’ve been in TC before and have scouted TC many a times following so i’ve been following the trend TC has been following. What started from a honey badger community focused not caring about the ppt militia focus server has turned into a generic t1 power hungry server. I’m sure many of the TC vets have taken note to the changes.

Also in the past 2 weeks, TC has recruited 2 new NA guilds.

I am a TC vet. I have been here since launch more or less, aside from a stint on Piken. No, you don’t know TC at all. And I’m pretty sure that, in spite of being on holiday with no access to the game, I still have a better grasp of what’s going on on TC than you.

So huddle back under your bridge.

I just pooped my pants, it’s so scary.

Le Rooster.8715:

A question to some Tc’ers, you guys obviously outnumber all of us right. So why do you insist on recruiting new guilds constantly?

Sorry lol but you have no idea what you’re talking about (mostly because you’re not even on TC). Nobody is recruiting so go away.

theCOREYCOLAK.5698:

citadelli.2591:

/agree Luvpie, SoS was amazing today. Even though we out number them right now on TC during us times, they always bring a great fight and play smart ;-)
They also don’t seem to forget it’s a game, but they are a really cool server with a great attitude.
I think they need to fix the competition level a little bit again IMO.

I’m not actually sure you can fix this matchup. TC has the numbers and coverage of a mega t1 server, yet lacks the skill to stay there (it gets stomped into the ground.) But since they have such swamping numbers, ever other server below suffers.

You don’t need skill to stay in T1. You need coverage. That tinfoil hat is so fetch on you.

Lol I don’t even have access to GW2 currently as it stands and I’m pretty sure I know who you’re referring to, but since ANet are against naming and shaming and refuse to actually take action against these players, you’re just going to have to deal with it.

No idea if the thief in question still has short blue hair and spams emotes while running around in snowman tonics, but a few months ago, they were on Fort Aspenwood and then moved to Kaineng and are now on Sea of Sorrows, it seems.

I think he uses the Shortbow #5 to shadow step into the keep (either that or hacking in). I went around taking pictures and emailed ANet. It’s a bit annoying that nothing was done about the player after I jumped through hoops to try and get ANet to do something about it.

Your reporting system is inefficient and inconvenient, ANet. Do something about it.

Arale.4207:

One I remember off the bat was Lani.

Lol.

Evalana.5480:

Golem fight club??? I’m IN

No, no… Evalana afuera.

Gellor.6497:

Sovereign.1093:

Ty Omen for the GVG.

I like the Char’s colors in that background

Also, that’s Rhongo. I’ll tell him. He’ll be so happy, he’ll pee his pants again (I think it’s kind of garish and he wants to look like a power ranger).

Golem Wars will have to wait since there’s a NEW BUILD AVAILABLE.

VOLKON.1290:

Usagi.4835:

Beat this, DB. The Golem God blesseth thee with holy flames.

You’re at about half our force from yesterday… keep building!

Ours was more stylised.

Beat this, DB. The Golem God blesseth thee with holy flames.

Gellor.6497:

Nice try, doesn’t match ours from last night

Less is more.

22 golems.

He does that a lot. He quoted something for truth earlier. Guess God does exist on Ehmry Bay.

So mindless, wahhhhh. Well, we are zombies.

Aurust.8961:

Dhampyr.2104:

llkoolaid.8204:

What Irony?!? TC is a sad bandwagon server… I didn’t expect Ebay to win. I did expect TC to chest thump… It’s ok for you to be mad, I just don’t get your point…

Ha, we sucked you in. We only roleplay sad, mad, chest thumping bandwagon’ers. We’re really cheerful, happy, courteous, respectful people.

So when you face a server that can fight back, you are only roleplaying being whiners? My mistake then…..

Oh dear. I thought we’d gotten a restraining order for you, baby. What we had… it can’t happen again. So for both our sakes, stop stalking us.

KStudios.2850:

Usagi.4835:

Lol god, you guys are mouthy. This entire thread is basically EB badmouthing TC for having a larger population. I would say grow up and be classy but I think that’s beyond some of you…

Don’t think the majority of you have faced many real bandwagon servers.

Stating the obvious constitutes “badmouthing” when, lol? As stated in previous comment, quite chill-lax here. Why you sweatin’ us?

I didn’t know TC being a bandwagon was that ‘obvious’. News to me or do some people not know what a bandwagon server actually looks like?

Lol god, you guys are mouthy. This entire thread is basically EB badmouthing TC for having a larger population. I would say grow up and be classy but I think that’s beyond some of you…

Don’t think the majority of you have faced many real bandwagon servers.

llkoolaid.8204:

Usagi.4835:

llkoolaid.8204:

Usagi.4835:

Haha, some of you guys are priceless (and apparently, very sore losers).

You’re 5 ranks higher than Ebay is… Ebay thinking they are going to win is kinda silly. TC chest thumping is just in poor taste.

If you want to interpret it as chest thumping, go right ahead. I do represent TC as a whole. But frankly, some of you are not doing much to endear yourselves from what I’ve read thus far.

If you want to troll, don’t expect to not get responses. I do not care. ♥

Also…

llkoolaid.8204:

JudgeD.5673:

Well, this thread escalated quickly. :P Good fights with DB and EBay in Ebay BL tonight.

Not only do you come with 40+. You need to zoom hack too?!?

Just sad…

llkoolaid.8204:

koopatroopa.5360:

Ebay exploiting rezzing through walls to get inside bay.

Stay classy

video? or you are just making stuff up…

Stay classy

Oh, the irony.

What Irony?!? TC is a sad bandwagon server… I didn’t expect Ebay to win. I did expect TC to chest thump… It’s ok for you to be mad, I just don’t get your point…

It’s kind of obvious you’re more worked up than I could ever be at this point. I’m pretty chill. Nice try though.

If we were a bandwagon server, we would’ve imploded a while ago but it’s okay; you can keep telling yourself that in an effort to reaffirm how crap we are.

And I can’t believe I have to actually explain your own comments to you. IIRC, someone said something about EB and you were like “Got a video or are you just making it up?” then you go and accuse TC of zoomhacking.

My reply to that: “Video? Or are you just making stuff up?”

Double standards much.

What a yawnfest this is.

llkoolaid.8204:

Usagi.4835:

Haha, some of you guys are priceless (and apparently, very sore losers).

You’re 5 ranks higher than Ebay is… Ebay thinking they are going to win is kinda silly. TC chest thumping is just in poor taste.

If you want to interpret it as chest thumping, go right ahead. I do represent TC as a whole. But frankly, some of you are not doing much to endear yourselves from what I’ve read thus far.

If you want to troll, don’t expect to not get responses. I do not care. ♥

Also…

llkoolaid.8204:

JudgeD.5673:

Well, this thread escalated quickly. :P Good fights with DB and EBay in Ebay BL tonight.

Not only do you come with 40+. You need to zoom hack too?!?

Just sad…

llkoolaid.8204:

koopatroopa.5360:

Ebay exploiting rezzing through walls to get inside bay.

Stay classy

video? or you are just making stuff up…

Stay classy

Oh, the irony.

Haha, some of you guys are priceless (and apparently, very sore losers).

Ultravalefor.5038:

What miraculous change is this, that you’re sounding like a proper Knight of the Coast..? Have you decided to finally forsake the path of loving those filthy invaders, and embrace your homeland, your noble lineage?
I’m proud of you… my brother.

-waits for you to inevitably disappoint me-

Oni-chan~ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ I shall smite the peasants from Ehmry Bay with my blade. They have tainted our lands and, for that, I must deliver unto them justice. For the Empire!

RoninDB.9540:

Decreed!

Herein, the invader known as Syktek, shall forever be banished from Tarnish Coast Border Lands, including and up to all towers, keeps, camps, and forewith owned Castles. The darkness he has brought forth on the Empire of the Tarnish Coast shall be dealt with to the full extent of our laws and torture devices.

Any sightings of said invader shall immediately result in his death.

So sayeth the great War Council of the Empire of the Tarnished Coast, on this day 9th day in July, in the year of our Charr Jesus 2013.

God you do it better than me lol. Aw, Marrett.

Amins.3710:

Jink’s is just mad he’s on GF’s “C” team…

Dun worry Jink’s, next year you might make it up to Towel Boy for the “B” Team…

It’s okay, I’m trying not to be jaded by him. There was a guy called Ehmry Bay President who came to our LA once; he said he’d bring us Ehmry Bay cuisine on his return. Must find him.

Syktek.7912:

Giving a shout out to that thief from PINK that I just got killed in the Obsi JP: I’m sorry for downing you. You were peaceful to that point. When I saw you attack the dude my mind went into “TC jerks attacking again” so I went after you.

I noticed my mistake upon downing you but it was too late…team mates weren’t very happy. Should have let you kill them. Sorry ;;

Be aware that the Empire of the Tarnished Coast does not take kindly to acts of aggression towards its peoples. Retribution shall be swiftly delivered as penance for your hostility.

God, some of you are bitter.

Wick.1280:

OK, so I’m laughing at Kain’s guys. Took 6 of them to get me down.

Cool beans.

Was having lots of fun at EB’s spawn in… EB. I’m playing on a laptop using the mousepad since I don’t have a usb keyboard/mouse currently.

Fightclub at TCBL windmill; abandon your sentrying posts at your respective keeps/towers and come have fun at the fightclub!

You need to channel all that inner super-sleuth/detective energy into real life and go solve crimes, instead of wasting it all examining Youtube videos of GvGs on the forums.

llkoolaid.8204:

What is being talked about is when you (TC) set up an AC (next to the wall at Hills) to take out the Trebb (that trebbs SE tower) and hit the ACs that are guarding the south gate of hills. That AC should barely be able to take out the trebb, not the AC’s that are directly on the other side of the wall.

Eyefinity/windowed mode will allow you see around the ledge. I can’t believe we’re still discussing this.

Lol Ehmry, wow. Took DB’s T3 Garrison.

Drakma.1549:

Well I was specifically talking about NW tower with the ac over the wall. I didn’t manage to get a screenshot of that, but here have this one:

Are you being for realsies? To think that picture is representative of zoom hacking, oh my lol.

No idea why this is apparently so difficult to introduce into the game. I don’t think my father, the inventor of toaster strudel, would be pleased to hear about this.

urak.4863:

Dance lessons in TCBL

Where do I sign up? I don’t think you could teach DB how to dance. They’re so clumsy with their feet.

Whenever someone mentions 2v1 from now on, I’m going to tell them “It takes two to tango (against you)”.

Oresh.4729:

seriously, db is stronger than tc ^^. jq is not going to move to t2 anytime soon.

That’s so fetch.

Gellor.6497:

Hi TC! I get to hang with Usagi and Hick now!!!!

And hello, my hero. ♥

Parktou.4263:

Usagi.4835:

…TC/DB/EB?

I don’t think my father, the inventor of toaster strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.

Consider yourself 1-upped.

…TC/DB/EB?

I don’t think my father, the inventor of toaster strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.

Le Rooster.8715:

phaneo.4597:

Night Hawk Ix.7360:

phaneo.4597:

Night Hawk Ix.7360:

Rackhir Tanelorn.9123:

Dear Seren,

We appreciate you letting us know about this and we on TC will petition ANet to ensure that SoS never has to face TC again.

Instead SoS will only be put into matches with SoR, BG, and JQ so that you are wiped and laughed at by 80-man zergs all the time as requested.

TC petition? Its for over 18s only and your bad trolling, comments show your only 12.

You’re or You are and not your just like how it is would have and not would of. You must check out urbandictionary.com for these terminologies.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=your

English isn’t even my primary language.

MOM!?

How long have you been playing LagWars2 for?

If you’re gonna call someone a 12 year old, better not sound like someone who’s 7 or someone like this:

4. your

1. The posessive form of the word “you.”

USAGE PROBLEM:
Commonly confused in usage with the word “you’re,” which is a contraction of the words “you are.”
If you misuse the word “your,” everyone will know that you’re a kittening kittentard.

your level of intelligence exceeds even Isaac Newton’s.

That is such an inspired comment. Where did you get your tinfoil hat? I love it. It’s so fetch.

Seren.6850:

grats tc guys on taking on 5 with 15 and winning, you were so happy and laughing.

I can imagine the map chat “see we don’t need an 80 man to wipe 5 sos! we did it with 15 omg yeah! /laugh high fives all round”

Nah, we have better things to talk about. Like the latest R-rated fanfiction about our favourite commanders.

Can someone direct me to the page that has all the juicy drama from the Maguuman Civil War?

Wow, an entire page dedicated to whatever that^^^^ was. Lol.

And I thought we were all becoming such good friends… so much for that.

Lookie, Eyefinity (“triple monitor setup”) is in fact supported by Guild Wars 2: https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/support/tech/Eyefinity

And you really should invest into Arrow Cart Mastery Rank 4, because the radius on it is stupidly big. And yeah, if you’re so adamant on getting rid of the remaining [RE] on Kaineng who are waiting to move to TC, you should fund their transfers.