Guild Wars 2

Krait visited hospital and found human soldier in armor in bed. Krait tried to help human priestess remove armor so soldier could sleep better.

Krait was asked to leave.

Zacchary.6183:

Actually, tengu Caesar salads are better. Tengu meat is great for grillouts and its so versatile.

What meat do Tengu use? Is delicious? Is expensive?

I had a krait over for dinner once.

He brought over a whole village of slaves. It was awkward.

Sounds very awkward. Krait never have enough dishes for such everyone.

Sirendor.1394:

Dear scaly inhabitant of swamp.
We humans would like to welcome you this very moment, yet sadly we are busy helping a world in danger of the vicious alliance Scarlet created! Come back in approximately 3 days, 2 hours and 20 minutes. I’m sure we won’t be busy then!
Oh wait…

Is that when dolkyak flying time is? Krait is enjoying human city!

Found little humans, arena, “balloons,” and circus!

Nice guard made appointment to see human queen “when dolyaks fly.”

When is dolyak flying time? Does krait need to buy sundial?

Human stew taste strange. Crumbly, lots of fruit, not enough fish.

Krait ate it all for good manners. Krait is trying to act civilized and hardly broke any silverware at all!

Anymras.5729:

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women. This is what is best in life.

Krait have tried all of these things, yet still empty and sad inside. What else is best in life?

I am krait and want to make friendsss.

I have come to Divinity’ss Reach to make friendss and learn to ssociety. I have learned the human language.

What sshould I ssee? What is bessst in human life?

Pleasse, I need your help!

About the zerg chasing solos or a smaller group of people. That happens in every server and you can see the commander most of the time on your server typing “stick together” “don’t chase” etc..

My theory is that when joining the zerg a perfectly sane person losses half their IQ and only keeps chanting loot bags over and over again. When they see something moving their head snaps up “loot bag?” (sea gulls of finding nemo fashion) and charge.

That is my theory and I am planning to submit it to the psychology magazine :p

Edit: Terry Pratchett put it perfectly in Jingo "“The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the number of people in it.”

I <3 Sir Terry

@Savroula I understand your point of view here. However we can’t really bring balance to the game that favours one style of play as the “efficient” way to play (ie. the melee train zerg) The maps (open fields for the most part not many chokes) and the game with AOE limits as well as a lot of others things that I can’t think off of my head is benefiting that style and makes it difficult for smaller groups to fight against them.

Also the zerg moves to fast in this game especially with all the waypoints up.

This game mode is not rewarding skill as much as I would like for a pvp mode.

@Mask – lol! poor conchis <3

oblivious.8074:

PS. As a member of a smallish roaming guild I would like to say ditto to everything Conchis said.

As a punishment for forgetting to mention Yarr, Conchis will be forced to man an arrow cart 8h/day on a northern tower in gandara borderland for a week, shooting at everyone who passes by but never ever engaging in an actual fight.

LampGhost.9658:

Competitive posts get removed, tons of qqing is allowed…

a competitive post?
Is that post shoving at other posts on the starting line before the start of the race? :p

PS. As a member of a smallish roaming guild I would like to say ditto to everything Conchis said.

and hope you all have a zergtastic day in blob wars 2

Promas.8627:

Gandara used to have some great roamers, but now only TCHU and a few individuals live up to that standard. Everyone else is now running ganksquads or revengesquads (coming back with 2x numbers – lol).
Not sure what happened, gandara was stronger in week 1

Theres no point doing what we do tbh, every server runs zergs all times of the day because winning the League is of paramount importance….. As a small scale group you spend most of your time feeling bad about steamrollering small groups of randoms or trying to pester a zerg enough so that a decent number follow you but not the whole lot, that happens once in a blue moon tbh.

In reality what happens is you spend a lot of time taking undefended camps, kill the odd straggler and then get zerged (and inevitably chased across the whole map) when you try and get something approaching an interesting fight by attacking a tower or the north camp (when its upgraded). When not fighting Deso and AM you can pretty much cap a whole BL with 2 golems and 4 people in the mornings and no one will try to stop you. None of the above is what we consider “fun”.

There are few small scale guilds in Silver League to fight, [team] on AG and [EscG] on Ranik are the only two I can think of, the best you can hope for is a fight vs some members of a raiding guild, at least that way they should be on TS and vaguely coordinated.

On Gandara in terms of 3-6 men there is us [TCHU], [BT] and [Yarr} (sorry about forgetting you the first time round) when they are running small ish, and the odd few guys who roam as pairs/trios. [TDA]s main roaming group left for Vabbi as soon as the leagues started for precisely the reasons above.

Edit – Actually the most annoying thing about the match ups at the moment occurs when you see an enemy zerg and you move out of their way to let them pass. Almost inevitably 2 or 3 of them have to come and attack you because they feel safe with 30 mates nearby. Seriously if you want to fight us stay behind when the zerg moves off and do it properly, we are either going to ignore you or kill you, neither of which is worth your time but the latter is pretty embarrassing if your whole zerg sees it happen. If you are zerging stay with your commander and do as he asks, if you aren’t wait til they pass then fight, you can’t have your cake and eat it I’m afraid.

Maskaganda.2043:

I get my daily ambient killer achievement killing PT guys. True story.

Manuelito.6081:

PT gets golden dolly finisher in exchange. True story.

TheMAC.1582:

Little things please little minds

Manuelito.6081:

…said the fox who could not catch the grapes.

Bertrand.3057:

That is not what the fox says.

Weli.4568:

What does the fox say?

BEST DIALOGUE IN THIS ENTIRE THREAD!

Haki haki haki ho!

All I have to say is: Rangers? ANet should have called our class Minion Masters or Spirit Masters, or AI Spammers -.-

I wonder whose idea it was to go “hmmm, there is a significant portion of the community complaining about the ranger spirit build, as well as the necro minion build, and just AI clutter in general, calling them petting zoos. Let’s make more skills that do more of the exact same thing.”

Unless the skill is an amazingly good heal skill, I doubt I’ll even unlock it.

I would like it if Anet had a major glitch and the other two servers are also my own server in a Gandara v Gandara v Gandara battle.

And we all have a troll fest, laugh on TS and mock taunt each other on our server forums.

aspirine.6852:

Deso played it smart and they won. They deserve congratulations without the whining on how they play. :/

Yes, they do deserve our congratulations. I’ve personally take it a step further than that.

In view of the magnificent accomplishments of Desolation’s mighty warriors, capturing first place in the esteemed Silver League, I’ve built a shrine in my home to the Gods of Desolation. In fact, this is my first time posting in a matchup thread this season, given that the very passing of one of Desolation’s brave soldiers makes me tremble with fear. In the center of this shrine I’ve fixed the image of an Omega golem. On the wings are the images of a gate torn asunder and the cast down bodies of those weak Veteran Guards who were unable to defend my own home server. I keep the candles on the shrine lit like so many scouts through the night, so that it glows in the dark of night, and when I pass it during the day, its magnificence leaves me humbled.

To this shrine I bring an offering each night to safeguard Desolation’s embattled fighters. Last night it was a dead squirrel. Tonight it’ll be a pigeon. I’m hoping to find a rat for tomorrow.

I believe that this experience that has brought us in contact with the ultimate victors in the Silver League must be commemorated, and I urge all my fellow players to do their part to honour these individuals from Desolation who follow a higher calling in their play. There can be no doubt that their total domination has been won through true excellence in strategy, tactics, and sheer prowess in all aspects that constitute this game that is World vs. World.

Thanks for the fights of this matchup everyone! cya Deso on reset and FSP in the next weeks maybe? Who knows what ANet will throw at us after the season ends?

To the EXG elementalist I was fighting tonight (I think it was FSP border), sorry that we’ve been interrupted, I shattered (F4) my illusions because I didn’t want a 3v1 fight.

Menaka.5092:

Thanks for the fights of this matchup everyone! cya Deso on reset and FSP in the next weeks maybe? Who knows what ANet will throw at us after the season ends?

To the EXG elementalist I was fighting tonight (I think it was FSP border), sorry that we’ve been interrupted, I shattered (F4) my illusions because I didn’t want a 3v1 fight.

And here I was going to post the same thing!

Thank you to the few gentlemen and ladies I came across in the borderlands this evening. It was an honour duelling you!

We gank, get ganked, qq and complain, but sometimes you come across other individuals, regardless of server, who make all of it worth it.

Keep it classy, keep it real.

oblivious.8074:

So can I write song lyrics like last time?

You know this thread is an infinite loop of the same thing being said ad nauseam right?

Isn’t every Matchup thread? My fave little Lemon!!

“Look For GvG”

“Look For Duels”

“Thanks for laughing at me when you killed me with more players”

“Why you run away???………..Then come back with friends”

“WoW you Golem Rushed us”

“WoW you Blob”

“OMG 2 Guild groups working together!! the shock”

“We beat you cause were Better”

“Watch this crap youtube clip of us rolling over that guild/pug group…..were the best”

“Whats PPT?”

“We play for fights and Fun”

Look through most threads and you’ll find all the crap…i’m sure its the same 10 year old on every thread tbh.

And when Deso are in a matchup you can add this boring rubbish………..

“You should be in Gold”

“You Tanked”

All getting old very fast……………….and apparently now as Gandara were crying……..:P (Sobs into his pint glass)

Only thing i’m crying about is the idiots fm all servers that keep posting all this crap!

Altho i blame the parents for buying you KB’s or whatever new fangled ways you kids use nowadays!

Enjoy the rest of the matchup………………..[GTFO] wants more Quaggens!!

Btw, after watching that video, is it just me or is that guy doing the same thing all the time?
- Rifle: n°3
- Heal up cause he lost 3k hp (wtf?)
- Get his axe/shield out, stun the air, eviscerate the air
- Run away
- Get rifle out
- Shoot a few rounds, tries a kill shot
- Back to axes and whirlwhind
- Forgets to heal
- Get killed

The sequence is sometimes a little bit different. :P
I think he’s really beating it. If empty space dropped precursors, he’d be rich.

Sin.4130:

There was no ranger at all

http://youtu.be/rCIypt2RuTg?t=5m18s

O really? never knew warriors had a summon ranger skill. You can quite clearly see the pew pew from the hills, I stealth and even when i de-stealth im still being shot by the ranger, yet you still lost.

May i just add that i was in a rampagers amulet, i could have just gone full cheese PU rabid build and stayed on close to full health or full zerker and ended the fight quicker.
If you watch the video carefully you can see the interrupt causes root + random condi when you get interrupted so i wasn’t running PU but i could have been if i wanted. We was already dueling before you come online, I didn’t bother changing to a build that i would normally run in tournys because after watching you fight rythern i knew i wouldn’t need it. I didn’t even want to post this because i didn’t want to be rude and rub it in your face. I figured you already learned your lesson, Guess not.

firework thieves allowed?

Sin.4130:

What lesson? on Vabbi server there is like 5 roamers/builds who can beat me and 2 have balls to duel me in spvp without thier farmered stuff?

I would say that most of my correctly (no mobs around, not rushed before „bow” shout etc.) losted fights were with pretty big chance to win.

You lost 13 duels in sPvP, you are too chicken to come duel in WvW, and yet you’re somehow still thinking that you have an added value in this thread?

Really, tell your mommy to install parental control on your comp..

“Without their farmed stuff”.

You’re using 2 ascended axes, so you’ve got best available gear in WvW anyway – how exactly do you think other people have “farmed” some sort of advantage?

Even if it was only 5 players, you started this whole thing by proclaiming how easily those players died to your zerg, and how that meant they were utterly terrible. They proved they aren’t and that it was just about that zerg, and you respond with this kitten again.

P.S. If you want people to “not take seriously”, perhaps you should give us a reason not to. Emotes do wonders, as does not posting this idiotic arrogant stuff in the first place.

NvN.4321:

Fighting on field? Now don’t go ahead of yourself there, you admitted you’re weak in primetime (check several posts in this thread). Gandara and FS guilds are far stronger. Unless you consider “fighting” the door when other people are asleep or at work.

He never said Desolation were stronger in prime time, he basically said “If you have a problem with us, take your anger out in-game rather than bash on these forums all day long”.- Hope you understand now.

Not everyone has big willy syndrome you know. Haha, willy not kittened…

gabal.4520:

Grotesque.6480:

Not entirely sure if I should defend Desolation or not, as this discussion is rather pointless. However, I’ll still give it a shot. I’ll be straight down the line here, you decide what you make of it in the end.

As I took the lead and struggled to revive the server and rally the guilds, you could say I know what happend and how it happend. What happend to Desolation? Did we tank the Silver League? Far from it. A couple of weeks before the League kicked off, we lost major forces again for the third time.

<snip>

From this moment onwards, we had to be realistic. We knew what Vizunah was all about. Most of those Guilds who remained were active during that era and pretty much did not want to get stomped once again. Therefore we decided to get into Silver League. Did we had to do an effort to drop down? Not at all. Our poor numbers took care of that and eventually we dropped and ended in Silver.

(emphasis mine)

You are kinda jumping into your own mouth here mate. You didn’t tank but you lost just enough rating to get into silver.

Also, it wasn’t a PvE crowd that introduced 5am 10 omega golem rushes to the silver league.

We faced you twice during your tanking phase and the difference was staggering – much less skilled opposition during prime-time then in pre-league matches and heavy nightcapping. Congratulations on becoming what you hated – Vizunah Square.

Perhaps re-read the post again. Tanking and dropping are 2 complete different things. Therefore your statement becomes invalid.

Anyways, not going to bother any longer. Got a problem with Deso? Fight for it and bring it to the game, not on the forum. Deso fought against Vizunah for months which looked like a lost battle, atleast we never lost our fighting spirit, even after being close to free fall thrice. Not many servers can say the same.

Next time you should really make sure you can back your words up before insulting pretty much everyone in this thread.

Calling us forum warriors and then showing up for duel with autotargetting enabled, alongside with keyboard turning.

For those curious, he lost 13 duels out of 13.
There’ll be a lovely video by Freyn of it.

And just saying sin, by seeing your level of skill, i can freely say that you are not able to come even close to winning against anyone in this thread, so you should refrain yourself from making any further remarks like you have made so far.

Love from EXG~
Just a small intro of ourselves~ <3

Nobody who has put in the time and effort post “the rats fleeing a sinking ship” will welcome any of those guilds back to Desolation. Sadly there is nothing we can do to veto any transfer decisions.

Thank you Bethryn for understanding why being in Gold League sux. And personally I am sorry for the servers who have had to deal with us, it isn’t fun we both agree on that. You won’t have to deal with us for much longer.

For what it’s worth, thank you for the good fights over the last couple of weeks, I’m not sure what the future of WvW will bring but here’s hoping it will be enjoyable for everyone.

Stahp! Crazy thread is crazy. Maybe just let the whole Tankolation thing go.

Anyway, much of the Gandara nightcrew have kind of given up this week. It requires quite a lot of work to keep up with Desolation’s superior numbers/melee trains and eventually the fun just diminishes when you realise you’re putting in so much more effort for a lower ppt/major disadvantage in open field fights. Had some fun smashing into EXG people though and there’s a hand full of smaller Deso guilds that don’t lurk on this thread who are crazy fun to play against.

It’ll be interesting to see who’s in Silver League during season 2. I know Kodash are eager to get into Silver League (I haz the German spies!) so I imagine Augury Rock and Riverside are the same. Nothing encourages a bit of coordinated tanking like a few rounds with Vizunah’s Rest. I guess it will depend on how good the reward for winning a league turns out to be. I hope it’s just 2 greens and a rare, just so I can imagine all the bandwagoners collectively facepalming over their wasted gem purchases