Guild Wars 2

Yo mama so ugly she gets less action than a white guy in the NBA o.O

I heard you guys need a Yo mama joke?

Yo mama is like CaSA everybody gets in

<3
Hugs and Kisses,
~VLK

What is wrong with rangers?!?!?!

Yo mamma so cool they asked to use her to stop global warming

THEY THREW MY POST IN THE TRASH!!!!

To be honest styx.. your post confused the hell out of me..

“Henge of Denravi wins no fights. They haven’t won a fight in 5 weeks. To win fights, you have to be at fights. A week before leagues, Henge of Denravi heard there might be fights and ran away and hid so that there would be no chance of fights for 7 weeks.”

I personally could give a rats kitten about winning bronze league. But from what Im getting out of it is you are saying there isnt any decent fights in Bronze league. Many fights revolve around guild fights… Please clear this up for me since there are fights in Bronze. We have wiped, and we have done the wiping.

On a side note, HoD didnt change a single rank during our “tank” we did not fight weaker servers. We fought servers 5 ranks above us. Yes, some of our WvW guilds didnt play the week. We still do that. Either cause we are bored of being camped / lack of fights / we are tired. The week before we had a match with KN that went down to the last day.

~On another note VLK is up for GvGs / Duels.~

Hugs and Kiss,
~Devon

Were you on your thief?

Snavenhoj.9125:

You guys realize that you are getting beat most of the day right? More like you guys are skilled at taking undefended posts with unmanned siege once our day crew goes to bed. Good job?

I will highlight the time SF is beating us since it is so great.

HOURLY AVERAGE
Time-____ GoM SF HoD
00:00 – 00:59 168 244 285
01:00 – 01:59 148 246 256
02:00 – 02:59 165 256 274
03:00 – 03:59 171 259 265
04:00 – 04:59 159 263 273
05:00 – 05:59 153 262 281
06:00 – 06:59 174 261 260
07:00 – 07:59 236 267 192
08:00 – 08:59 208 300 187
09:00 – 09:59 206 275 215
10:00 – 10:59 190 228 277
11:00 – 11:59 163 188 344
12:00 – 12:59 170 191 335
13:00 – 13:59 142 185 369
14:00 – 14:59 177 200 318
15:00 – 15:59 195 172 329
16:00 – 16:59 168 186 342
17:00 – 17:59 181 223 292
18:00 – 18:59 177 260 260
19:00 – 19:59 198 252 246
20:00 – 20:59 219 182 294
21:00 – 21:59 190 220 286
22:00 – 22:59 192 272 232
23:00 – 23:59 190 266 240

Have a nice day.
~Hugs and kiss,
Devon

GoM’s mamma so fat, she farted and knocked down SM walls.

Those finishers are actually from the tPvP tournament that happened a little while ago.

Calle.8746:

Okey I don’t really get what it is you wanted to show in this video. All I saw was you getting your butt wooped, barely staying alive and then getting saved by a theif.

“I wont go through every mistake we made and this video is certainly not a “look how good we are” video because the skill is meh. I wanted to post it to illustrate what, in my opinion, is the way most fights should be in WvW. A back and forth that lasts a little while. No spamming of powerful mechanics. No instigib. Just a fight that is determined by who makes fewer mistakes.” ~OP

Have a nice day. Might want to read a post every now and then instead of badmouthing someone.

~Hugs and Kisses,
Devon

Might as well put all the Match forums next to each other huh?

Done…

I volunteer to make a third… since we are that bad kitten

Fuzzion.2504:

Updated.

Hey devon, can i get a free gw2 t-shirt

No.

Because this matchup is that great we need two threads to hold it.

Yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

I will be the jugaloo norn thief or the charr with the pink quaggan hat and bell. Come at me if you dare.

See you in four hours babe <3 Please dress nicely we are gonna have a night out in the town.

From fighting AR this week, they are starting to field more players than they were before. I was on TS earlier and to be honest we were shocked as hell when we were told an AR zerg was attacking. Im glad they are rallying up more people. Wish them the best of luck in the remainder of the league and a quick recovery getting back up.

Arius.7031:

Devon.9061:

You do realize that there is 4 maps? You also realize that a lot of people get bored on DH map since frankly there isnt much to do. When we go there you guys leave your map. Yesterday afternoon during one of our biggest downtimes we literally had the Brazilians running away from us by just walking in their direction.

Seeing as this was 3am est. With that many omegas and not on our BL. The amount of people who were on that map probably could not afford to switch maps to ask for help. And second you would have all ready been on inner (probably going to the lords) Before a response could occur.

Moral of the story keep your omegas in your own BL. You will need them there more than ours.

Lol Devon you think you punished us or something, but it’s not your awesome play that let you keep our keep, it’s the fact that Dh had pretty much given up long ago. You notice that we hardly have any people compared to what we used to? By the end of our match with FC/GoM, we consistently had at bare minimum 2 large zergs going, and would often queue maps. We’re just not showing up. It’s not that you taught us a lesson and owned us, it’s that we let you win cus we don’t care…

I’ve repeatedly complimented you guys for playing well, but don’t push it lol. Darkhaven, if we cared enough, has the numbers to force you to lose that keep with relative ease by heavily attacking 2-3 maps simultaneously. We just didn’t care enough to.

The match is over so instead of starting drama. I will just simply wish you guys good luck in the rest of the league. Good luck guys. Have great fights.

that raccoon… is taller than you….

So you are saying we should have had everyone on your BL watching our Bay? Since it took your entire server over 30 hours to get your bay back. We took it originally as a joke and put a Waypoint in it for the giggles. When we logged on the next morning to see we still had it, well that was just hilarious. If you had read our map chat / heard TS. Personally my guild was bored of defending it since DH would just run when we pushed on them and then leave the map. Build golems and hope we left out of boredom to take it back. I guess it finally worked. Good job.

Ganking.2089:

I havn’t had much luck roaming the BL’s alone looking for some good duels/small group fights. I have to say HoD are the absolute worst people for me to play against considering what I want are small duels. I havn’t been able to find any single HoD roaming alone, or with less than 5 people. Even when I bow, every single HoD I can find refuses to fight me 1 on 1 or even 2 on 1. So I decided to follow around small groups, hoping one or two would break off and I could find myself a nice fight. Instead, the entire group would turn around and all try to kill me every time.

The smallest HoD group I could find that wouldn’t run away from me was a group of 3, so I picked a fight with them, and died after downing only one of them. They proceeded to dance on my corpse like winning a 3v1 was a huge accomplishment. So frustrating. Maybe I need to go to spvp when we are against HoD since they all seem too scared to duel.

As far as Darkhaven, I have had a few good fights from you guys. Look forward to playing you again soon.

See you at fight club babe <3

The matches you had were all based on the rank you had going into the league. I can’t give you an example from another league since you only want to discuss Silver. Yes, some servers are still going to get blown out. (Top of the league will blow out the bottom and middle). Though I don’t think some of the matches were thought out properly beforehand. Since there is multiple weeks were the top of the league doesn’t have to try and get bored themselves due to the lack of competition. In my opinion WvW will never be fair unless ANET themselves even out the servers coverage and stop transfers to another server. BUT that will not happen since the transfers are a big source of revenue.

On a side note they are fighting again on the 7th week. That week will likely decide if its a tie or if FA will win.

You do realize that there is 4 maps? You also realize that a lot of people get bored on DH map since frankly there isnt much to do. When we go there you guys leave your map. Yesterday afternoon during one of our biggest downtimes we literally had the Brazilians running away from us by just walking in their direction.

Seeing as this was 3am est. With that many omegas and not on our BL. The amount of people who were on that map probably could not afford to switch maps to ask for help. And second you would have all ready been on inner (probably going to the lords) Before a response could occur.

Moral of the story keep your omegas in your own BL. You will need them there more than ours.

Same… Our last thread yo mama jokes didnt get infracted… WHAT THE KITTEN ANET?!?!?

….. Read the answer….. I don’t know this guy >.>

Think Ill just put this here….

http://www.gw2score.com/index.php?action=livemap&server=Henge%20of%20Denravi

31 hours later. DH did we learn our lesson of not golem rushing HoD BL? Use those golems on your own BL.

Only problem is queue is completely random. Ive had a friend wait for 2 hours in a queue and someone else got in 5 mins who queued after him.

Colt.9051:

Where’s HoD’s [VLK] Jack o’ Lope herd when u need em…?

http://youtu.be/1UwKJ5ZxxyY

You called?

He is scared of us… That is why he left

Dear, DH

Please leave my T3 WP Bay alone in your BL.

Thank you,
~Devon

HoD seriously?! I was walking as a yak and you guys killed me with an invisible zerg.

Seriously, you guys are so pro!
L2P NOOBSAUCEMCMUFFINCAKES

kitten last time we brought up the peanut butter… FC flipped kitten..

Future reference: I think FC is allergic to peanut butter

On a side note. My kitten is bigger than all of yours. Carry on complaining.

Yo, AR yo mamma so poor she couldn’t afford the Way Point cost in WvW.

Ferguson Crossing- Ferg Zerg

Hunt down the upscale.

GvG ANYONE?!?!?! PLEASE

Narsil.6579:

Besides who will destroy and demolish DH into submission if not my big bro SF, and who will I hope to destroy HoD if not Big Bro SF, but seriously I want those 2 servers recked!

Wrecked*

That is all carry on your forum war.

GvGs anyone?

~VLK

Golem Wars. That is all.

Once? The average VLK daily score is: Cliffs:20 VLK:0

Please note DAILY score

Im in……….

Fun fact…. We didnt get any transfers from T1 o.O That all PvE mates

Im personally out of town due to soccer for the weekend. But I’ll be looking forward to some fun fights with you guys. I know some of VLK used to be on DH so hopefully those people didnt transfer off with you main WvW guilds. But just have fun during this match.

Also GvGs hit VLK up, or duels we bring usually 10ish to The Club That Shall Not Be Named every week.

bokunocarrie.7215:

clint.5681:

lol good luck ET

why are you constantly on our threads.

WHAT IS LOVE?!!!!?!?

>.> Get ready for a long thread SF… Just a warning.

So im assuming you think the Bronze tier doesn’t deserve kitten because we lack coverage? The only thing that separates our server from yours is that coverage. Not the effort put into it. We have people that pull 12 hour shifts because we don’t have the same coverage as the higher tier servers. But I guess we didn’t work hard enough to get into the gold tier. GOD SMITE US FOR OUR SINS WE HAVE FAILED YOU!!!

If you are a WvWer the rewards shouldn’t actually matter. And if they do I advise you to join the multi server guild [PvEr] Filling Up Word vs Word Slots. If your server was able to push to gold looking for fights then good for you. I will flat out say I’m from HoD. We are one of those “tanking” servers that actually did not move any rank what so ever in our tank. We didn’t want to go to silver because we knew it would destroy our server; not because of the rewards. Hell, if the rewards are tradable I will gladly send mine to you so you can work get that legendary weapon you have been so hard trying to get.

Welp guys lets do this. Keep the laughs coming in this forums. And hope we all have a fun time. Good to see you guys again.

Also VLK will also be looking for any GvGs or small man / duels to do.