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New Update Killing Pugs.

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This is a great change, and I disagree entirely with the OP of this thread.

and you convinced me the most out of everyone.

I have changed my opinion just because of this post.

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What if the CS (falling) bug was not a bug...

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I would live at hills to suicide bomb any upscale that I see.
**Note only upscales the rest may pass

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Who do you want healing you in WvW?

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Warriors since god knows they will be buffed for that >.>
2.5k healing shouts wearing soldier my kitten.

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New Update Killing Pugs.

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I personally am all for it. No longer do I have to sprint next to a team member to cleanse conditions. No longer do I have to separate myself and group to stealth them. This now makes party groups a priority rather than. You have to sync your group before that battle and not pray to the kitten god that some random person next to you will give you stability / regen / prot. You talk about killing pugss. Personally when a pug zerg is running around it is very rare for them to have a full party of 5 people. So the boons will act like they previously did.

You talk about a guild group. When a guild group is tagged down and running around they usually are doing so to stay a guild group. You are more often to die with this group because you aren’t on there voice client. I’ve had people leave the commander to follow my 5 man roaming group because we were more well known than the commander at the time. No offense to any pugs but I personally do not want to lose and buffs because of a lvl 25 upscale knows who we are and wants to follow us around. The risks of running with an organized guild (that you are not a part of) is known because of this.

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NEW THIEF BUILD! - Time to adapt once again!

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Trying it………

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10/11 GoM/NSP/AR

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My secret Henge of Denravi source tells me they’re taking a conveniently timed PvE holiday.

Dude… ITS HALLOWEEN EVENTS! YOU CAN MINE FLIPPIN CANDY CORN!#!$#I@JISDJFIJIJ$#IFJWIEJF@#ORJFI@FJW kitten

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Ebay/Hod/Kain 10/11

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Lol, because a Dolyak finisher and some extra chests are going to be enough incentive to stay put.

You sir… Totally do not understand my love for yaks…

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Fury meditation Vs Swiftness Meditation

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A mesmer just outran my guardian….

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10/11 GoM/NSP/AR

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Ebay/Hod/Kain 10/11

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VLK NEED THERE WVW WHY DO YOU DO THIS ANET?!?!

I am selling VLK members in LA I am getting so bored.

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Thieves to OP/All other classes are broken

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Due to the lack of paragraphs and periods, you have lost my attention. So I shall leave you with this:

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Mapping WvW and a solution.

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Wait…….. there is map completion in WvW?

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New to WvW... question

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Today I watched a video of some player calling themselves the ‘best player in the world’ – yeah they were okay for a ranger me thinks.

You my Sir. found the almighty Ajax The Blue’s Video! Congratulations!

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Stealth Mechanic Without 100% Invisibility

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This forums seems to only be thinking about new players and Spvp. You are forgetting the people who spent hours learning how to fight thieves. Some even rolling their own to learn its weakness. It seems more like this is a get out of jail free card for new player and to let Spvp players be able to stealth.

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[WvW] I Am Mugi D/D roaming video.

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Why… Are.. You.. Covered.. In.. Lighting.. When.. You.. Dont.. Have.. Bolt.. Out…

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Ebay/Hod/Kain 10/11

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Advice.
VLK full of killshot warriors run around laughing at our bodies spamming killshot.

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Ebay/Hod/Kain 10/11

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On another note.. So… many.. kitten.. EB.. They had more people charging us last night, along with about our size group flanking. So… many… kittens…

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Let's boost Northern Shivpeak to 15th place!

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Darn you kitten “RANDOM” match up generator!! Luckily Devon doesnt play on NSP.. who was in competition for last spot in silver. Good thing this wasnt conveniently set up and Devon isnt in charge of WvW.

Lezbehonest here, the last matchup should have been HoD / KN / NSP and I think all the servers could agree on that. To the people who believe NSP even has a remote chance of moving up without GoM or AR totally not bringing 4 people into WvW. Lets see the example in the classroom.

Tom: How did NSP originally grow in rating?
Bobby: Well you see Tom, NSP fought higher ranking servers that boosted their own score while lowering the higher tier ranking because NSP was not a blowout match.
Tom: But Bobby! The matches are “random” surely it was pure luck.
Bobby: That is correct Bobby! I see you have been doing your homework! Yes, the matches were randomly generated. But don’t you find it odd that the three servers that were competing for bottom gold, and bottom silver are able to change what rank they will be in.
Bobby: Lets take SoS ranked #5 who are currently fighting SBI and SoR. We know SoR will blowout that match right?
Tom: Yup!
Bobby: Well since SoS is 3 ranks under SBI they have to simply lose by a margin to obtain TOTAL DOMINATION in the silver league! While SBI will almost guarantee positive rating since they are playing two higher ranked servers. Now, lets look at this NSP/KN/HoD predicament we have.
Tom: Oh! Oh! I know! So NSP is basically guaranteed a negative rating since they are playing such low ranked servers. While KN and HoD are fighting for silver spot. KN is basically getting negative rating since they are losing there points from the EB and driving their score down. While even if HoD does the same they will gain positive since both KN and EB are ranked higher! So it is a match of KN vs HoD!
Bobby: Very good Tom! I see you have been listening!!

This concludes class for today. Please have your homework ready for tomorrow.

TL:DR I CALL BULL KITTEN DEVON, BULL KITTENS!!!!

Have a nice day

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10/11 GoM/NSP/AR

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“Random” match ups

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Ebay/Hod/Kain 10/11

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Something tells me this match up and the one we have Nsp/gom/ar arent very random.
Seems like it was a measure to try and avoid kain into tanking out of silver. For extra measure hod is also in the mix. So if either one even lift a finger for a good week.. its hello silver league.

Nsp on the other hand got a match where we have to actually push past the low rankings of the other server. While the other 2 kain/hod tank.

I guess my point is. This doesn’t look very random to me.

And Devon strikes again! I feel like it should have bee required that KN / HoD / NSP fight on the last week and that would have decided who would go to silver.

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MMORPG Live Forum Q&A With Devon (WvW Only!)

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I shall now quote the developers of WvW:

Rob: I don’t have a Guild Wars 2** account, do you?
Devon: No, I have a life

Please insert game you play
*
I would like to thank South Park for the insight on the people who design our games.

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New player looking for WvW prof.

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Engineer… Just cause

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HoD/Kaineng/DR 10/4

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DR BL NOW FIGHT CLUB GOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGO WINDMILL GOLEMS ALLOWED

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How can their be such huge mobility gaps?

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The issue I have is classes that shouldn’t have high mobility are instead the most mobile classes in the game. I mean can any class catch a Warrior? Maybe a Thief, but even that’s pushing it.

Wanted to test this out and actually did. With a full mobility build I was able run 2-3 laps around SM at a warriors pace. But if I messed up one skill or timed it wrong he was gone and out of sight on my screen. My warrior friend managed to stack 3mins of swiftness. While I was able to get the occasional 10sec from steal.

Conditions (cripple / immobilize) just melted off the warrior. While I was having to work strictly on my cool downs (that I had to use to keep up with this warrior). We later tested a guardian #2 Chains of light on scepter lasted less than .5 seconds on him. It was literally non existent and did not effect him one bit.

ANet said thieves should be the most mobile class. I think we can all agree on that a thief should have the most mobility (I personally think its unfair we can hit like a truck and then poof away leaving you going… what just happened but that is off topic). The mobility of a warrior is way to high in my opinion while the mobility of other classes are way to low. I personally do not run the 25% movement speed (did for this test) because it is a waste of an utility in my honest opinion.

TL:DR: You are lazy Anyways mobility on classes need to be fixed. A thief can catch a warrior on certain occasions if they are specced for it. But are unable to do anything after they catch them (unable to slow / kill). Fix the slow class slow the fast classes.

(Note: I understand both classes were specced for full mobility at the time)

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HoD/Kaineng/DR 10/4

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GOD KITTEN I NEED DRAMA GOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGO TALK kitten TALK PROPS I DONT CAREEEE

Ok, you…. stink at this game. I mean all you guy do is get into a large group and take our things! And you’re not very nice, either!

How did I do?

Ehhh it lacked emotion. You need to let it come from the heart!!

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**Please note gifs and jpg get extra style points. This allows you to save up for the ultimate GAMEBREAKER!!!!!

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HoD/Kaineng/DR 10/4

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GOD KITTEN I NEED DRAMA GOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGO TALK kitten TALK PROPS I DONT CAREEEE

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So, where should the rest of DB move to?

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Runescape……………

I see your Runescape. And raise you a Club Penguin.

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HoD/Kaineng/DR 10/4

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I Support you guys! Ill even go around hitting KNs walls in and leaving since I just want fights

EDIT: DR you raised two ranks as of right now. WOOT WOOT

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HoD/Kaineng/DR 10/4

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Bllades its past your bedtime go to bed shh. Let the troll get the attention he wants for his inadequate sized kitten. One day it will be good enough!

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What would you buy with gems?

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A person to actually work on useful WvW ideas.. Or can I not buy people?

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Sentinal Gear

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So do they ever plan on releasing the crafting pages again. Since 87g per item seems to be a bit ridiculous.

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Really TC???

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… how did they even get up there

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HoD/Kaineng/DR 10/4

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To the [NUTZ] Tag people from KN… VLK loves you guys. That is all.. Amazing tag, Amazing guild name. That is all.

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9/27 AR/ET/HoD

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Actually… AR side was started by 3 VLK members getting annoyed we couldn’t find any fights till the very end in like a 3v6-7… We thought that would draw people in.. apparently not.

On a side note.. I kitten my pants laughing on the OP fireworks video.

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Norn thief, do they exist?

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I main a norn thief… Someone thought I was a warrior once and I cried. Ill post pictures once I find one o.o

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9/27 AR/ET/HoD

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Im debating if Defiant is worth another infraction…. He all ready caused me one. Since apparently saying a post gave me aids is “an attack on the player.”

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9/27 AR/ET/HoD

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Darn Flabbit Beny! Why you runnin perplexity!??!?!

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9/27 AR/ET/HoD

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Also, ANet if you fix your in-game Report function to include hacking/cheating option, more people would use that.

Wont happen that actually makes sense. Everyone knows ANET does what we would at least expect…. Wait… Lets not want WvW updates and then maybe we will get them o.O… Go right above there heads.. huehuehue

kitten a mod is going to read this and catch on… ABORT ABORT.. I REPEAT RUN AWAY.. RUN AWAY

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Some ANET interfered with our GvG

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13 mid way through….

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free transfer!?

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No he is stuck on HoD for life…

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Some ANET interfered with our GvG

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So… how many people do you think whispered this anet dude…

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Why PvE>WvW?QQ Thread cuz bored WvWdown

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I say we disable PvE for a day and see how that community responds…

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9/27 AR/ET/HoD

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Good fight in SM about a hour ago.. It seems like it was a ghost town though…….

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9/27 AR/ET/HoD

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Il vouch for VLK not being a GvG guild…. >.> They know why… they know…

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9/20 SF/HoD/YB

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Portaled SF BL Bay inner half hour ago ;-)
Think you are right on not caring cause I saw no sweep.
Nearly had inner hills in SF BL but they got me after 5min ;-(

Pssssssssst. No one cares.

Sincerely,

Everyone.

Psssssssssst. Why respond then.

Sincerely,

Me.

Psssssssssst. Can I join?

Sincerely,

A Lonely Cucumber

Psssssssssssst. Let me in too.

Sincerely,

Worse Ele NA.

Btw, VLK hosting fight club Thursday 9PM EST Yaks Bend BL.

Buncha Fing dorks.

I don’t want “in” unless we are talking pantless various options, otherwise just here to support fightclub for any day of the week.

/inb4igetmoreinfractions

Are you mad cause I left you naked that one night? I said I was sorry!!!!!

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9/20 SF/HoD/YB

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Portaled SF BL Bay inner half hour ago ;-)
Think you are right on not caring cause I saw no sweep.
Nearly had inner hills in SF BL but they got me after 5min ;-(

Pssssssssst. No one cares.

Sincerely,

Everyone.

Psssssssssst. Why respond then.

Sincerely,

Me.

Psssssssssst. Can I join?

Sincerely,

A Lonely Cucumber

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9/20 SF/HoD/YB

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We scured you with our superior numbers……

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9/20 SF/HoD/YB

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I shall now explain the meaning of why we WvW. Why we live.

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9/20 SF/HoD/YB

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YOU HAD ONE JOB ANET!! ONE JOB!!! JQ THAT IS ALL I ASKED FOR!!!!

Kitten… can’t even get the higher rank server I request right.

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9/13 IoJ/ET/HoD

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I am laughing so hard. IoJ good luck. I mean Mend was ZL 2.0. I personally was a fan of Beetle since he was chill and the only one in Mend who would hop onto the community TS instead of the exclusive Mend VIP lounge.

Track Record Time:
-ET the bottom of all the tiers hated you (while you were their main WvW pushing guild)
*I enjoy fighting ET
-Own Mend co-guild leaders / officers what ever you want to call them begins to kick members because of Floppy
-Then the move to HoD where you were originally accepted until the kitten started needed rubbing then once again you guys became outcasts and left to IoJ (no offense to the server in whole but they have been getting a lot of guild transfers recently wonder why =P)

Before I get my post deleted I would like to say Beetle I know i took a one month hiatus and couldn’t annoy floppy more but i’m insulted I wasn’t on the video T_T It is a well known fact that every video with me in it is 100x better.

P.S. Wuv v Wuv v Wuv is real life!! Why you sleep HoD?!? WTF Y U HAVE SOCIAL LIFE?!?!? WE KILL PPL THEY DIE IRL!! L2P NUB!!

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