Guild Wars 2

alcopaul.2156:

CHIPS.6018:

alcopaul.2156:

Ajax Blue in deeper E-bayer territories.

I still can’t believe that guy actually returned to Kaineng.

WM, RISE, Meow, XF, CO and RE

Lose? You never really had them seeing you guys were a bandwagon server.

We’ve been complaining about it for awhile and there has yet to be a response past fixing a few issues with the Tier 2 helmet.

We are not going to get our clipping issue fixes and I am sure that future armor will continue to ignore the issue.

Forever stuck in Tier 3 armor as a Charr heavy. Forever using the medium CoE coat as a charr thief.

Awesome thing about Dust is that the Bifrost is now 150~ gold cheaper to make.

12×750 instead of 35×750. 92~ gold for all 750.

Surprised no one from that 50~ man FA zerg mentioned the fun time they had with Rekz and pK in Dredge Tunnel! I mean, it was fabulous.

crystalpink.2487:

Furiousbeard.7602:

Xbox One is garbage.

Yes. lulz @ Xbox One.

Let’s see how many people are willing to buy Xbox One lol

There’s apparently 1m+ preorders already.

And as long as CoD is released on Xbox, the little kiddies will swarm and slobber all over it and get their mommies and daddies to buy it for them.

Xbone and PSFabookconnect are teh suxorz PC MASTER RACE!!!!!!!!!!!oneoneone111oneone

(Since we’re fighting about that :V)

Anyway. This matchup has been really fun so far for me. Really, really refreshing to be fighting someserver other than BP and AR, 24/7 for three months. Lots of skilled players, lots of fun fights. Thanks FA and Mag for them all.

kitten.3178:

Ebay: How many people do you have in that zerg in your home bl with [REKZ] jesus!

People just kind of sort of tend to follow us seeing most things we touch tend to die.

I run 0/0/30/30/10 as my traits (PVT armor, knight’s trinkets, PVT backpiece and zerk weapons). I switch between the GS and Mace/Shield as my main hand (Offhand is always Staff).

The mace hits heavy with my current setup. It is rather crazy seeing how I tanky I am and I am hitting 4k crits with auto attack and 2-5k with the other skills.

I imagine a dps leaning build would likely hit much, much harder.

Simply play the game apparently. Of course, I am sure they’ll provide the ability to buy the boxes, that the tickets will be dropping from, on the BLTP.

My humor wasn’t appreciated (Taken two minutes ago.)

Also, it was 15 people, not quite a zerg :/

Everyone ready for a fantastic week of EB/AR/BP again? Or better yet, watch BP and AR get put in T1 or T2 and eBay go down to T6. YOU WATCH!

Should have told them yes and kept talking about it. Then you should have sent a trouble ticket with screenshot evidence and they may have gotten themselves a week suspension for making reports with malicious intent (Which can actually earn you a perma-ban).

At that, no, most people do not care enough to get that angry over power traders. The issue comes in with the people who control T6 materials and Precursors; often running the prices up and out of price range of your casual player and sometimes even your hardcore players. It is annoying and somewhat abusive. Still though, abusive comments and malicious reports on even those players are unacceptable and should be reported themselves.

pricer.5091:

Or go grind CoF. About 2600 runs should get you everything youneed in the game and will only take 3 years.

No, that would be about 15.5 days of constant grinding, assuming you stay up the entire time.

2600 / 7 (Probably just under average runs per hour) = 371 (rounded down). 371 / 24 (Hours in a day for any stupid people) = 15.5 days (rounded to the nearest two decimals).

Oh look, the same server that has pretty much won all but once in the past 13 weeks; is winning.

How surprising.

Jinks.2057:

Walabone.6713:

Lol, did Jink’s thread just get deleted? That’s pathetic. I was in the middle of posting then the tread no longer existed.

I was in the midst of providing Anet with some super awesome code that would fix their ranking system, and although I don’t want to type it all out again since it’s sooooo complex, I feel bad for Ebay, so I’ll try to help.

How to do rankings properly (some pseudo code!)

if server_rank == 1
server_tier += 1
server_rank = 3
elsif server rank == 3
server_tier -= 1
server_rank = 1
else
server_rank = 2
server_tier

I’ll be expecting my check in the mail, Anet, thank you.

Well apparently unbeknownst to me or https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/rules the code of conduct petitions are not allowed.

ps. Whoever that AR [MAN] thief was……LOL keep cherry picking buddy it’s not going to work

Letting arschlochs make your matchups RNG based should be against the ToS too, if broken you get fired.

Random numbers work so well!

I have an idea! Why don’t we make people pay gems to get different matchups for their servers! Save you only have a one percent chance for it to happen!

Infinite Black Lion Salvage Kit for 2000 gems.

I’d buy it (And salvage everything).

Welcome aboard eBay Tetra.

We put our tryhard pants on for nothing last night Ehmry. Apparently we are getting our random matchup…

See you next week Borlis and Anvil, Anet is going to troll us and put us back with you. I guarantee it.

Get over it an play Fractals? I got my vial of condensed mists well before I hit fractals 10. In fact, my back piece is the first Ascended item I got.

Better not, I was told it was a limited time deal. Now I get to make other people look at my cool animation!

Do not go to Jade Quarry. They are evil, bad people! They will kidnap your children and force them to work in factories! Factories cluttered with teddy bears that are filled with high explosives and broken glass!

I thought the sickle animation was hilarious when I first saw it. Those poor plants never saw it coming.

To the people who have no idea what they’re talking about when it comes to Gem Store prices. Gem prices are completely controlled by player interaction through buying and selling.

In the beginning there was a stock amount of Gems put on the market by Anet, setting the base. With time, players have either caused this amount to go up or down based on the people who were buying Gems with their money, then selling them and the people who were simply buying Gems with gold.

When more players are buying Gems with gold and there aren’t enough people to keep the supply 100% there; then yes, prices are going to go up. If people are not buying Gems (Such as in times where Gems are not really needed // no new/cool gem store items // most players have their bank slots // bag slots) then prices will go down.

A developer stated this in similar words a long while ago. If you want to call out a developer and call them wrong. Be my guest, you are the idiot who wants to do so. I am not going to stop you from being wrong.

-

Now one could argue that Anet controls the gem prices through proxy, by introducing new items. This runs up prices as people are buying the gems with gold to get these new items. Then people get sick of wasting their in game money, as prices are too high to buy them with gold, so instead they buy them with real money.

Why would you want a rifle when we have a mace that can smack 4k crits on people with minimal crit damage?

I’ve got 30 clovers to go. Then I’ll be converting all my karma to gold either through orrian boxes or armors.

Dovgan.8605:

RyuDragnier.9476:

Luzano.6983:

Dovgan.8605:

I can only hope EBay players somehow improve. What do you do when you outman and outnumber your opponent 2 to 1? Simple answer, run like a terrified schoolgirl back to siege, because you know how lacking your players are in skill. However it IS fun to pick you smart and skilled EBayers off. Honestly I see more skilled players on BP, many more. I see an Ebay player, and the first thing I have to do is wait to see how many are running in tow.

P.S. I enjoyed the ## vs 3 in Panglos earlier, I say ## because I stopped counting at 10. You really showed that three people can easily last quite a while on 4+ to 1 odds as long as the opponents have no clue what they are doing.

Lol why would you base anything off of Eternal?

This. Come to the home borderlands, that’s where all the skilled players are at.

Spent the last month in the BLs, maybe all the skilled players have been on break for a month. Went to Eternal yesterday hoping to find anything even remotely amusing, all I found were large groups of bad players, and one decent mesmer. It was nice being able to use the same siege multiple times on the same tower though.

You missed the 3(Ehmry) v 8(Borlis) last night. Was a very, very fun fight; allowed me to test out my new, somewhat complete, guardian build. Safe to say I’m going to finish building it. Was able to keep myself over 7k health the entire time, even when I was focused (Which was most of the fight, seeing I was the only thing there that they could hit reliably). Happened in y’all’s BL.

So since Ehmry Bay is pretty much getting what we wanted, supposedly, I think this .gif is in order; since it involves zergs and bugs that die quickly, and happiness.

Also, the bees can represent Yak’s Bend’s zerg. The zerg that just keeps coming and never stops rolling. (Can you tell that I’m going to use this .gif in our matchup thread against them? If we do in fact face them that is.)

While we still lost the tower, I found this kind of funny.

Faux Sheaux.6179:

Kalkz: Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory since August 28, 2012.

I like that one.

As a member of Borlis Pass, I am very angry at Rekz and have my entire guild mass report them every other day. We’re waiting for a response from Anet.

CHIPS.6018:

Which elementalist was responsible for this?

Pfft. You can whack those tornadoes to death with a sword!

And this thread shouldn’t be here.

Rdrodriguez.3204:

Syktek.7912:

I got trapped in the keep. I was a scared little charr :<

Oh hey! Did you fight a hume female mesmer while in there? Staff/sword+ bell focus (I think I was using a focus at that point and not 2x swords). Didn’t mean to “run” and roll through the door at the end. Didn’t even know it was there. I’ve never really fought between the gates like that.

I did and yeah, I couldn’t get out! I was stuck in constant combat, so I just laid down in there till hat one upscale attacked me and then you came in.

I got trapped in the keep. I was a scared little charr :&lt;

Shame on Anet? You’re the the one who spent the money on the boxes while knowing you might get jack.

Shame on you.

Since I am stuck in que. I bring you pootismegacamerabrokens

runeblade.7514:

You guys will even have more fun if you transfer to Ehmry Bay.

Please turn in your application and resume, we can’t let just anyone in.

Since I literally only play my guardian and sometimes my warrior (still leveling up)

F keyes: Q, F2, F3

ASD for left, right, forward.

12345

7890 = ERTX in that order

6 = G

Mouse double for looking and moving forward.

Faux Sheaux.6179:

We’re awesome and we know it.

Ego Bay. I love this.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle Yeah! I’m zerg stomping and I know it!

So AR, how’s that alliance working for you?

kikittener.9578:

Flissy.4093:

kikittener.9578:

STOP BUYING BOXES FROM GEM STORE, dont keep supporting this gambling

I’ll support what I want, thank you.

i wish you see my idfc face i have right now

You just contradicted yourself.

ekleenex.1654:

Whoa, that was the quickest infraction I’ve ever earned. Moderator must be up on some energy drinks tonight.

Don’t worry, I doubt you’ll get a ban. I’m about to get my ninth!

Aw, cute, another opinion.

Nice repost, is this reddit now?

Amirite? I mean look at them. They get assault rifles, grenades and scary explodey thingies. They even get AH64 Apaches.

Now that is not fair.

Nerf please.

I too want my man-Charr to have some booty shorts.

You’re all ugly.

-The wise words of Syktek-

(Edit)

I won’t be on for reset tonight, for a good portion of it anyway. Have to redownload the entire GW2 client because I got a new laptop.

On the brightside, the laptop is awesome. On the down side, it came with Windows 8. On the bright side, it is on par with many desktops.

CYA SOON!

frostshade.3617:

Retaliation only had a33% nerf btw

Oh? That explains it. Reason I put 50%~ in my post, as I wasn’t too sure. As I knew it was under 50%.

Though before hand, the highest I got was mid 600s in damage (With might stacks) and now it’s high 300s (With stacks).

50% nerf was a 50%~ nerf (I’m down from 650~ to 370~), some of us just have a lot of power (Which affects ret. damage).

And yeah. If you fire a barrage into a zerg of people, you’re bound to die from retaliation since one of the Guardians main shouts gives it out. Get over it.

Get smart, stop being a baddy, things will change. Stop requesting nerfs.

When do we guardians get a health boost? I wouldn’t mind an extra 3k to my base.