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List one thing you love about GW2

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Engineers, because I can run amok pretending I’m a Sapper from the Malazan series

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Legendary weapons

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However, under ANet’s terms of a refund, that means account closure. Which isn’t what most people want.

While I can’t speak for others, what I would like is one of 4 things.
1) reversal of this decision
2) if not reversal then tell us how long. What are the outer boundaries of “eventually”
3) rework the Legendaries do that they fall under the old system of the first set so that we can at least get these new Legendaries. The set afterwards can be done with precursor crafting, as it sounds like it’s too difficult to attempt now.
4) if ANet can’t reverse it, rework it and can’t give a date of restarting this project, then they should consider giving some sort of small refund, gems if need be, to all purchasers of the expansion.

I’d be happy enough with option 2 or 3 and I suspect others would be also happy with one or the other.

Any one of Flesh Wound-Senpai’s suggestions sounds extremely reasonable and would probably get me to maybe theoretically possibly consider spending money again

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Everybody here who is complaining about legendries….. Seriously get a life! I recently returned to GW2 after taking a break and trying the new WoD… The fact is as follows…

Anet treats it’s customers a million times better than most MMO’s! No subscription fee required! Game quality is far above ANYTHING out there! In WoW you pay a subscription and are CONTINUALLY given crap for product! Then you get to watch as Blizzard comes out with new PHONE APPS!!! WTF???

So if the devs making new legendries gets your panties in a knot… I say again… GET A LIFE YOU SPOILED LITTLE BRATS!!!

We’ve got a category 3 Mad brewing here

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Fool me once, shame on me; teach a man to fool me, and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life

Grats on getting fifty more bucks out of me, though. Last time that’ll happen

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[Suggestion] Human Male Hairstyles

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Barber, I’ll have “The Beavis” please

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Ode to Gray

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This is insanely bad and very creepy and cringe inducing

Bleaurgh

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(sugestion)unfair,engineer?can use 2weapon,

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unfair,enginneer have many skills too,better than use weapon kit and many kits.

Wat

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According to information I received while in a dream from aliens communicating with me via a psychic micro organ stimulated into activity by toxins released by government aircraft chemtrails, a vast Majority of players agree that raids are bad, or perhaps good

All in all I think I can safely speak for everyone, and that those who disagree with me are deranged criminal perverts who are morally bad. Welp, I live in a bathtub

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Game is in a Sad State

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I didn’t read it but considering how these things work you’re probably right and I completely agree. I’d hate to deviate from the norm.

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Pre-order next expansion?

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Given the recent history and business practices of all the major AAA developers, I would go so far to say noone should ever pre-order ANY game. Buy it when someone reputable has reviewed it first.

Don’t give them your money, and the permission to give you a crappy game.

I want to quote this a million times in letters ten miles tall

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Don't own HoT; please remove Forsaken Thicket

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The Forsaken Thicket is what I call my no-no place

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I want Tengu as the next playable race!

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Please add Tengu so I can continue to make Dead Parrot jokes until everyone hates me and my life ends when a mob of torch wielding villagers ties me to a Murphy Bed and folds it into a wall, killing me

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Anatomically correct asura

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Has anyone wondered why there’s no physical differences between male and female asura? Their body types are all the same. The only real differences is in the hair style and the rare Gem Store Outfit that isn’t unisex. For humans, there are clear differences. Take the swimsuit versions of Lord Faren and Kasmeer. Why can’t asura look like this? If humans, norn, and sylvari can enjoy revealing swimsuits, asura and even charr should enjoy it as well. There needs to be some balance in looks.

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A Sincere, Serious Questioning of Support

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Don’t forget inhuman misery-wanter Flesh Wound-senpai

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A Sincere, Serious Questioning of Support

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I posted several legitimate criticisms AS WELL as flagrantly trolling this malformation of a thread, I’ll have you know

It’s just that I’d rather be forced to be the judge of two professional homeless men engaging in competitive vomiting in person at 3am behind a dumpster in the bad part of town than to not see this glorious cascade of wreckage through to its inevitable end

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Elli? Elli, are you ok?

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Maybe she thinks she’s found Waldo?

No?

I’ll see myself to the door!

Boo this man!

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The Idea of Chill Damage is Moronic !

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Who you gonna call ?

Gostbusters

HE-MAN

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A Sincere, Serious Questioning of Support

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Why do you believe that murder and other horrible things are comparable to online harassment you can simply block and move on from, unmurdered

Why do you feel the need to defend this absurd and untenable position

Why do you support authoritarianism and censorious praxis

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A Sincere, Serious Questioning of Support

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If we could get a handle on what you feel is the minimum amount of rude/violating the TOS/whatever you want to call it you want punished and what you thought that punishment should be, then maybe we can have a discussion on if support is fine the way the it is or if other things can be adjusted.

Because right now, you’re only discussing the extreme cases where punishment is likely given, you just haven’t been told what it was.

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A Sincere, Serious Questioning of Support

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I… I think I understand what OP wants.

He basically wants this thread to be a discussion ONLY for people who agrees with him, and NOT for people who disagree or even questions his thought.

Greetings, friend. You nailed it!

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A Sincere, Serious Questioning of Support

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Why do you believe that murder and other horrible things are comparable to online harassment you can simply block and move on from, unmurdered

Why do you feel the need to defend this absurd and untenable position

Why do you support authoritarianism and censorious praxis

Why is the sky

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A Sincere, Serious Questioning of Support

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And yet, the posting continues

This is the second time you’ve said this, do you think needing the last word has been part of the problem people have had with you in game? I imagine wanting the last word also fills up a blocklist fast

EDIT: Please answer this question before running away

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Why did they call this game "casual "

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I agree with Vayne here. I’m as casual as a Hawaiian shirt and I’m broke as a joke because I can’t be friggin’ bothered to make money. I just want to wander around Tyria doing Good Deeds and clobbering stuff with a hammer. Carrying all my stuff in a hobo bindle gets old sometimes but whatcha gonna do?

Running races? Good lord, how horrifying

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A Sincere, Serious Questioning of Support

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If I were to say, murder your family. Would you accept “ignoring” me as a good form of justice for my crimes?

So if I go outside and get kitten d tonight somewhere… Is that my fault too?

Your words, not mine

So should someone being called “lackwit” after someone lacked the wit to understand an Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland quote result in a ban/censor/block/ignore?

Is this where your line is?

Also answer this post by Coulter before your meltdown proceeds, please

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A Sincere, Serious Questioning of Support

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If I were to say, murder your family. Would you accept “ignoring” me as a good form of justice for my crimes?

So if I go outside and get kitten d tonight somewhere… Is that my fault too?

Here are those metaphors you were talking about, you know, the ones where you equate Mean Online Words to literal [extremely bad thing that rhymes with “grape”] and murder

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Why did they call this game "casual "

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Still feels pretty casual to me but I might still be numbed to grinding after playing original Everquest for like…ever

Casual gameplay forever. Feels good, man

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A Sincere, Serious Questioning of Support

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It’s saying “ABANDON SHIP”

They do say the devil is charming.

I like you too, brother. Yin to my yang

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Zoltar has been super reasonable, he deserves first crack at the leftovers

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Every post you create makes it clearer and clearer that this is just censorious, authoritarian grasping by someone desperate for the power to (or to see the powerful) punish the people they don’t like.

Your problem is not that you are being insulted but that you treat any violation of your ego as a case of Lèse Magesté

I’ll let you look that up while you continue to not give any examples of the “thousands” of incidents which your block list cannot handle

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A Sincere, Serious Questioning of Support

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Your hyperbolic comparisons between naughty online words and murder/[very bad thing] are so ludicrous that you’re lucky anyone is bothering to engage you in civil discourse at all

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Suggestion: Mounts [Merged]

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OH BOY

This thread

I missed this thread

MFW this thread

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Quaggans and Lack of Content (Very Important)

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The Quaggan is a demon and you are being taken in by his lies. Resist! Spurn the Quaggan, civilization demands it

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Quaggans and Lack of Content (Very Important)

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This thread will never fall from the front page until our demands are met. This I swear

Destroy Quaggan

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Suggestion: alternative key for the glider [Merged]

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Hurl it into the sea

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I am one with RNG.

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Which demon did you summon and bargain with

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Quaggans and Lack of Content (Very Important)

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Throw the Quaggan down the well, so my country can be free

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normal sized and good looking weapon models

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btw… I would say that name “OrbitalBrain” or at least “OrbitalHead” would be way waayy better

Orbital Head is my cousin

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I want Tengu as the next playable race!

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“Tengu”?

That’s not how you spell “Kodan”.

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Quaggans and Lack of Content (Very Important)

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You are all corrupting yourselves consuming the flesh of the demon

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Fist weapons

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I would very much like to Falcon Punch Quaggans with my warrior.

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Quaggans and Lack of Content (Very Important)

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SC: Quaggans are vital to maintaining and growing, emphasis on growing, the player base across all facets
WERNER HERZOG: This man has a sickness of the soul

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Quaggans and Lack of Content (Very Important)

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I’ll embrace them all right. The cold embrace of the grave, where I will put them, using my powerful hands and karate chops

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normal sized and good looking weapon models

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It looks more or less good and although its called rapier its actually oversized even in comparison with Quarctastic’s picture (in which imho rapier too is oversized, but ok I am not an expert on subject) and looks more like sword.

His picture is perfectly accurate, historical rapiers tended to be between 39 and 45 inches in length and sometimes exceeded that. I remember reading somewhere an old French fencing master who said, if laid on your shoulders, the pommel should start on your left shoulder and stretch out to your right fingertips. I’ll try to confirm this

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Quaggans and Lack of Content (Very Important)

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I Orbimbal Bott. Please to remind thread, never do avocado to Philadelphia Flyer Ron Hextall. Only Guava do to them, themselves into anger and smash face and brain. Follow recipie or electrician. Eat the 4 hot foods.

In deep enough water the eggs are usually called the Crabs. Be sure to milk the eggs until they turn into fish mixture

be filled with bread or toast or a combination of these two extremes

Quaggan bad

Sincere,

Orb Bun

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Is GW2 the best MMO?

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I miss City of Heroes so much

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Quaggans and Lack of Content (Very Important)

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Personally, I would like to see Shashoo get an admiral hat and epaulets… something like Captain Crunch wears.

:D

I did come across this recipe though it is quite rare

Gua-quag-goalie

1 guava
1 tsp quaggan rage
1 goalie of your choice (footie or hockey or…)

Combine in the Ronco Bass-o-matic
Blend until chummy

Serves 9/u-rite

Bnoo out

Greetings

I attempted your recipe, but when I approached famously violent goalie barbarian Ron Hextall with an avocado and a dead Quaggan and told him to, “Get in my machine, quick,” all I received was a savage beating to my head and body and most importantly, my head.

Now that I have suffered severe blunt force trauma to 90% of my body and take the good of traumatic brain injury on me yes, I would get like to go say you the word bad. Me sick. I snort the nose, Lucifer. Go like up as to for banana is not in my bed and watch a real quick then he should had went.

Sincrebly,

Orby Boot
Man of Getting Now
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Enough with poison.

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Frog poison is awesome, I don’t see the complaint here. It almost sounds like you don’t enjoy putting frogs in your mouth so you can go on a spirit journey to see the benevolent hyperspatial machine elves that live beyond the moon.

Shameful, really

Sincerely yours,

Orbital Butt
Official Forums Spirit Guide and Frog Poison Enthusiast

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Thick leather price manipulation?

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The only thing concerning is that there are people who can afford buying 2 million

I’m having trouble parsing this myself, but I am a chronic pauper so it all seems like voodoo

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My Opinion: Unstable Development and Gw2's Future 1

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Solipsism is a helluva drug

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Quaggans and Lack of Content (Very Important)

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NAIVE YOUTH: mister, do you ever get tired of having good opinions about filthy Quaggan?

ME: [surprisingly beautiful laugh] does the eagle tire of soaring above the flock

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