Guild Wars 2

Un-nerf old glambomb plus power block.

Baii,

..|.,(O_O)..|.,

So Thursday, day after Xmas Fight Night?

OS FFA mayhem? MU vs Yarr rematch? Warriors running in circles thinking “huehue I r so gud”?

Fort Phorfeitz has been pretty empty lately.

Yo momma so ugly, just talking about her is going to shut down the wvw sub forums.

Yo momma so phat, she is mistaken for Morn’s booty.

Jereme.1840:

ExVoodoo.7586:

Sinester.3572:

Seriously SF u had numbers to conquer all the maps but that COMMANDING SKILLS WAS EMBARRASSING we HOLD the tower whit so few numbers but u were so stubborn that u lost all ur bl and lost ALL OF EB beside ur keep LOL because u really wanted WILDCREEK GJ. in the end u lost all ur stuff and we have WC just took sm back and now gonna take all ur stuff ! GJ we were a mere 10 -15 and ur 40+ never saw such amazing bad commanding skills. O and for the record next time dont point at me and LAF! i was outplaying u guys so hard thats why in the end i spamed laf on ur face so pick a smart fight next time, u were not that challenging at all!k

P.S : take this post as a learning hint! just told in a very aggressive way!

I…. don’t even understand.
Is it possible for anyone to translate this post so I can know what this guy is talking about?

He’s basically, calling your commander out that focused wild creek in EB, while everything else got flipped. Also he’s calling out said commanders strategy, and your servers skill level.

PS: [Star] You need like 3 more commanders from tier 1 to drop down to train you, you’re still bad.

Haha, another confusing post from the “comander” of kitten . I almost feel like you troll yourself with your own posts Weinisters.

Yay forum ban over, just in time for them to be taken away.

Also, I heard Yarr sucks.

Also, Also, careful Gorn you are were pretty close to a triple spam post of Narsil status.

I’ve already seen Winter running the “Vitamin” build. GG bro.

Logged on and saw we have NSP and CD.

I’ll just leave this for the HoD Fairweathers.

Sigh, this is not a new build. Aside from traits changing and new weapon functions being added there is literally nothing discovered here. Im sorry for coming off so hateful Sensotix, so don’t take this personally. I find it increasingly frustrating to keep seeing old things resurface as something new and “OP”.

Since the mass bandwagoning around the end of the Seven era, attention craving and claim staking has ran over the brim for sure.

Better yet claiming and then making comments like “I don’t like this build” or “its too cheesy” and the list is endless with spec insults. The real insult anymore I find in my everyday travels is that mesmers bring on more negativity, arrogance, and ignorance upon themselves and any other source.

/Rant off

Oh and proof, the links to my 7 month old videos, or better yet, the original content from Seven Mirror or Andromeda and the list goes on.

Mesmer pride.

Darek.1836:

Odies.8017:

Great GvG [Yarr] you rocked us and now it’s back to the books for us. We lost all rounds.

GG Yarr put em in their place!

D’aww someone wants to play moobs ball.

Here’s a scooby snack.

Dagger/Pistol and maybe give pistol a smoke field or something. Then maybe a dagger leap could be cool?

No, but seriously MH Pistol with existing. Whip if something new.

[EDGE] Thanks for the GvG, much respect. I hope you guys were able to work on your strategies. Can’t wait to see improvements.

Is tonight the OS FFA bar brawl?

Bllade.1029:

WhiteRose.6934:

Jesse.4631:

Nope i think homie is a great player, i just find it cheesy when you show up to duel and every class is running the same build. Kinda makes it feel like i’m just redueling the same build instead of a player :p

Agreed.

Agreeed agreed x 2

Lawl

14/14/14/14/14 spec son, every fight feels the same.

Solid and wicked fast game play my friend. Maybe people will give this a try and give condi specs a break.

Threads like this hurt my brain. The players of GWs are its own worst enemy.

Should have claimed the name Wine, so I’d fit in with all the cheese.

Lenk.8375:

Wow woke up this morning to see my guild got trolled on in the forums. Well guess I can’t back out now…so if I’m on(finals week at school) I’ll hang out in the sanctum. This is a perfect chance to test out my new engi anyway. If I die a lot I apologize now…you can take videos and laugh if you want can’t be worse then what has been said on this forum already. If you wanna gank me that’s cool too, will help me learn outnbered fights. Minus well have fun while I’m at it too. Will add something interesting to the last week, so cya out there. I’ll be the sylvari engi that might die a lot

Come out and trying hard and educating yourself is nothing to disrespect. I can’t say VLK will be easy on you, and will probably come at you 100% everytime, but you wont be recorded, mocked, or laughed at for trying.

You make nonsensical posts and/or call us out, then you get what you give.

I look forward to seeing you out there.

Inb4morncrysaboutperplexityengi

Thursday night grudge rematch BuDs? Plenty of time to get people organized, strategized, and desensitized.

Killa Kronic.8169:

JahRo.6432:

Killa Kronic.8169:

Had No Tanks Online, Had a Super Squishy Ranger, 2 Mes, ele, And a thief. Yall had 2 hammer wars and a Guard with 2 mes. Not much we could do. Ill take the loss No biggie, but in the field yall just feed us bags, I like how you all changed your builds right before the fight too lol.

I used what I roamed in. Your argument is invalid.

If we had a few tanks that would of been a completely diff fight, I should have known you were gonna bring a bunch of ham warriors and a guard. Like I said we didn’t have anyone on. Brought the only 5 I had, Seems you had to pull your best crew out to fight. Most we had are still new to pvp. Like I said ill Chalk it up as a loss. Don’t let your heads get too big. N I got lots of bite, I like 1v1s and 2v2s myself..

We are still in OS, come duel.

Mmmm Ham.

So like, VLK pulls me out of karma training FCBL to fight some GvG.

I think I killed some NPCs or something, I’ve had harder times in a lv 1 fractal.

If only people played it for fun like they use too. Experiment with others and learn. Builds are defined and used in order of “best of”. If you try something new or off beat you get dominated by what people call “cheese”(best of). Builds are not secret, they are not unique. If you play something “new” and you lose on it the “pro” players with “unique” builds will snuff you as a bad player. If you play a build that competes you are “cheese”. We need to lose the double standard and arrogance.

Really sucks for the original pioneers who worked hard polishing the “go to” builds everyone complains about.

I enjoy fighting any and all builds at anytime. I get aggravated with my own self for bad targeting or lack of rotation speed, but don’t care what the opposition plays anymore.

Less QQ more pew pew.

#Perplexity Sigils

Narsil.6579:

Silas Drake.8946:

Mesmer update:

Guardian complains about boons

Tbh Shatter is the end game for mesmer, if you can 1vx with shatter cudos to you, also BI and CI are the greatest traits, been stacked for 25 might and protection, aegis etc, PU counters Shatter constant clone spam, pure phant counters PU since those phants can keep track of its target, and pure phant can be killed by shatter, oh the Holy trinity is here

I honestly don’t read anything you post… so (I know I’m a jerk)

Mesmer update:

Guardian complains about boons

JahRo.6432:

Lotus.9746:

Ele Update:

Black water called me a cheese build.

~Winter.

Warrior Update:

Black water calls hammer warrior cheese and OP.

Cheese update:

Warriors: with weapons
Guardians: Got boon/homie specs
Ranger: Nike/condi
Thief: Daggers in any hand
Ele: all specs excluding staff
Necro: pushing any buttons
Mesmer: Mesmer
Engi: Anything that blast finishes

Perp runes, cherry on top.

Yo momma so ugly, she is like a mesmer, just making herself look bad.

Dear [StaR]

I know I speak for [VLK] when I say, we are having a lot of fun running into you guys. I haven’t had much play time personally but the few hours of prime time I get has been a blast. Keep it up.

Obligatory: Yo momma so… fourm ban

JahRo.6432:

JamboHammer.4397:

GrahamW.5397:

Jambo i roam mostly in gombl come find me if you would like to fight. Oh and the only times i’ve died this week in 1v1 situations were to heavy cond spam necros until i learned how to deal with them which is somthing you should do, your not gona get better by qqing on the forums about perplexity runes and conditions.

lol most of hod and SF know who i am

Stopped reading at the underlined text. Never heard of you.

Oh hai! I remember you, wait… Nope.

takatsu.9416:

just make the clone appear next to the enemy or something lol cuz when it works, it runs like so freaking fast anyway! LOL it’s hilarious to see sometimes. I don’t think it op, it’s like the guardian blink to target sword thing and blind. also they can still see the casting animation if they wanted to dodge

Something construction thats not blatantly negitive and dismissive? Brilliant!

Hel if we are donating here are some YYYYY and some OOOOO.

Thanks to the handful of people that came out to fight club.

Y’alls mommas are so fat she pulls agro from the windmill.

I feel ya Togo, same here. -_-

~~~Fight Club~~~

8PM EST

Location: HoD BL, windmill.

Hope to see you there!

(last post disappeared?)

~~~Fight Club~~~

Tonight 7th Nov. 8pm EST.

Location: HoD BL around the windmill south of the southern most supply camp.

Hope to see many of you there!

TogoChubb.3984:

Bllade.1029:

Silas Drake.8946:

HoD momma is so ugly that people call her Linda.

…wait

LOL

Blade’s momma is so fat she leaves stretch marks in the bath tub!

What’s up my former friends and foes? I can’t resist a good “your momma” forum war.

Your server jumping guild’s momma is so dumb, that i saw her jumping up and down the other day and asked what she was doing. She said she just took medicine but forgot to shake it.

HoD momma is so ugly that people call her Linda.

…wait

Arius.7031:

greyblue.4962:

Wow, AR, Dh, have you guys been recruiting the last couple days. Don’t think I’ve seen you both have 50 mans going simultaneously before now.

No lol, we just have persistent numbers throughout. We’re only slightly more populated on the weekend, we maintain very strong numbers throughout the week. We don’t have more people lol, you just got less people owning us :P.

I heard T1 tactics are to “spread the peanut butter” or some bit.

AR’s momma so ugly she is the only person who has to pay a subscription to play.

Ahem

DH’s mamma is sooo hairy the only language she knows how to speak is Wookie.

styx.7294:

Bllade.1029:

I blame Obama for these match-ups.

Obama made you tank?

has his disapproving eye on you, Henge of Denravi, only because he cares

HoD tanked to spare bronze servers a even harder beating from any other server in silver.

Does that make us the good guys?

Guis, can I have a break from 100+ VLK zerging? My back is sore from all the bending over and picking up bags. My cankles hurt from running down FC yolo super players. Portals can only move 20 people and even tho I’ve petitioned Anet for a increase because HoD strategies are suffering to our “tactics” exceeding game limits, they no haz Listened.

Papa bear needs a break. We got Yolosen Crossing in a bag anyway.

Tossed Fish.7380:

Woo! 5 page thread! Keep it coming!

Man that’s a sweet az GIF of me about to drop on ProPort on some fools. \m,/

Haha yeah losing to EBay, what a bunch of noobs.

The complaining in this tread is dismissal. Nothing new but the same old QQ.

Atleast I get to see Yarr again.

If HoD wasn’t hated enough by all servers, winning this leauge bit should do it.

Alright,

So lets see what kind of reception we get this week and figure out if we are going to continue on with the tradition.

~~FIGHT CLUB: Thursday night, 8pm EST~~

Rules are the same thing they have always been.

1v1s are a given but group fights are also encouraged(2v2, 3v3, ect ect)

I hope to see all your roaming faces!

Feel free to contact me with questions or concerns.

-Phorpheitz

EFWinters.5421:

Another week and nobody wants to 2v2 / 3v3. I though lower tier servers had more of that stuff going on but I guess not.

GL in leagues everyone, I suppose.

Right, I have been roaming every day this week for 2-3 hours. Every single night I’m ether alone (80% of the time) or with my brother. Every night I’ve been met with full groups of EBay’s or more. I love the outnumbered game, I find it interesting to try and position around multiple opposition. That said I can only do so much to full havoc size groups running full CC chains and burst rotations.

After the first or second time of getting fully run over by a large group I’d expect some competitive initiative from any memebers of that group, but noooope. Even ran a full group into our legendary defenders at spawn last night cause the tunnel vision mob group just wanted to get another 1vN free stomp.

I’ve had a few good fights and met afew good people but I can count them on one hand this week.

So if you have been roaming legitimately then sadly our times must be different but more than likely this is just more passive aggressive ego boosting. Glad this leauge crap is going to start and the week is over.

Also inb4spvpnoob or lolduels. I like the randomized chance and gear options in wvw but believe you me, I wish I would’ve spvped with my time this week. Good luck in the leauges, and I hope your fairweathers don’t dry up.

ZaCeze.9416:

HoD and DR starting to hold hands i see

The trail of dead bodies all across EB last night would suggest something different. If you are feeling lonely and just acting out for attention then ill hold your hand buddy.

Every little thing, is gonna be all right.

To the Kain warrior from [PHAT], you seriously need to l2p. The Charr mullet hair will only carry you so far.

Fight night, Wahhhhhoooooo.

Had some fun yesterday fighting members of [oOOo] roaming. Hope to run into more of y’all.

Still 0, zeros to be found. No surprise.

100% talk and emotes, 0% action. Zero seems like a great tag for y’all at this point. I wish everyday was Thursday.

Papa bear is waiting.