Guild Wars 2

DeeSystm.1256:

Only a wvw player watches a coyote and moose fight, just to fight the winner.

lol, awesome

1429

Impressive posting record. Its gonna be tough to beat this one.

Im already predicting that CD and SOS roamers will be 10000% better than our last match

LightningBlaze.4913:

Yes! the awesome pvp roamers from JQ server are back! welcome back guys!

LOL, enjoy your loot bags!

Oh god no..

Ok when do the gvgs start?

Serane, lets duel!!

Achilles.2197:

Kyra its been fun, you have a lot of skill and I hope to see you again soon.

Kerona we had a great duel until it was interrupted. Too bad you avoided me everytime I asked you for one. Maybe its because I was winning and losing to an HzH was too much to bear.

Saiyr, only saw you on the forums. Then again I hardly saw your guild this matchup.

Furiousbeard.. again just someone who did his fighting on the forums.

The [APS] thief who I had a brief love affair with, lots of fun duels hope to see you again.

The rest… irrelevant

Good luck on being relevant in GW2. Get your gvg team up and running or you’ll be a footnote.

Calvin.5380:

Accomplishments of the week.
- Saiyr approves (Saiyr is PvF meta!)
- Paralda approves (He’s nobody :p)
- Eithinan approves (The emperor. bows.)
- JQ does not approve (lol@HzH)
- FA grudgingly accepted third place, finally (despite furiousbeard)

Weeklies done

We’re openly recruiting pvfers to increase our coverage against DB and MAG. Saiyr has been a thorn in my side for too long now and must be stopped!!!!!!!!!!

PoweredByRice.3517:

awww dogs & cats cuddling <3

Halo.8976:

PoweredByRice.3517
Are you lonely? Fellow JQ don’t pay you much attention? It’s ok, Mag will always be here for you.

You might be a brony

PoweredByRice.3517:

I can’t wait for this match up to be over. Although, the first 10 pages of trolling were entertaining to read, the rest is just a repeat of the same of old crap, GvG, JQQ why you no GvG, No GvG JQQ? And #MagSwag is supposedly best at trolling. What a disappointment!

Don’t you post this every second page? It’s gettin old.

Diehard.1432:

Furiousbeard.7602:

Diehard.1432:

Furiousbeard.7602:

I’d like to face real tier 1 servers like SOR and BG, as opposed to JQ which has some of the lowest skilled players in NA across all servers, and is just a tier 2 server with SEA coverage.

Either that or a classic match with TC and DB.

Not sure why you hate our NA forces so much as I am playing at SEA timezone. But the tears pouring is so touching, cry moar. Much love from JQ SEA. P.S:Unlike you, I would still give much respect to FA SEA, having to deal with our forces without so much QQ.

Calling your NA bad is not QQ, it’s just reality. I would prefer to fight the SEA pop because they may have a better calibre player. I’m glad you like our SEA players. Thanks.

The way you expressed it sounds like QQ to me, I am sure others who check your posting histories would agree. And respect=/=like. But I am sure you wouldn’t know that

I could not care less.

Diehard.1432:

Furiousbeard.7602:

I’d like to face real tier 1 servers like SOR and BG, as opposed to JQ which has some of the lowest skilled players in NA across all servers, and is just a tier 2 server with SEA coverage.

Either that or a classic match with TC and DB.

Not sure why you hate our NA forces so much as I am playing at SEA timezone. But the tears pouring is so touching, cry moar. Much love from JQ SEA. P.S:Unlike you, I would still give much respect to FA SEA, having to deal with our forces without so much QQ.

Calling your NA bad is not QQ, it’s just reality. I would prefer to fight the SEA pop because they may have a better calibre player. I’m glad you like our SEA players. Thanks.

Niim.9260:

Achilles.2197:

Mada.5319:

Outta curiosity, which guilds from gw1 is HzH made up of? Is it from the HzH alliance back in the glory days of AB and FFF (with guilds like OMEN, CAT, VEIN, DoA etc) or the one during the speed clear days?

those guilds eventually merged into the guilds that ran the speed clears and farmed JQ/FA which eventually merged into HzH.

AB died and with it the FFF that we all once knew :P

You are playing with a GW1 guild, the game with so much better GvG then this one, yet your guild runs an extremely average, unoriginal, run of the mill zerg in this game? Did you just forget how to play, unable to adapt to a new game, water your ranks down with new folks, or what? I generally agree with your views of GvG in this game, but that doesn’t force you to be classic zerglets.

Shhhhhh, it’s easier for him to live in the past yet scoff at the game he’s currently playing.

I’d like to face real tier 1 servers like SOR and BG, as opposed to JQ which has some of the lowest skilled players in NA across all servers, and is just a tier 2 server with SEA coverage.

Either that or a classic match with TC and DB.

Congrats Saiyr! <3

Achilles.2197:

is english your second language lol

See now you’ve just completely lost any credibility you might have had. So sad dude. I don’t know how you could ever judge Maguuma on their trolling when you fail so miserably at it.

Better luck next time.

Achilles.2197:

Furiousbeard.7602:

Achilles.2197:

Furiousbeard.7602:

Achilles.2197:

Furiousbeard.7602:

Achilles.2197:

Furiousbeard.7602:

Is that even your guild? I really hope you aren’t just spamming other peoples accomplishments to act superior. That would just be pitiful.

I seriously hope you’re not trying to deflect that slap in the face with another question.

You do nothing but deflect. You don’t gvg and that isn’t your guild. LOL, you’re a joke.

LOL @ this no name kitten

[zQ]

and i guest fused for numerous other guilds. You played for…?

Good job champ. Welcome to GW2 where you’re nothing but a troll riding coat tails on JQ.

Please link me videos of other guilds you were never on, but want to take credit for.

It’s the best example on youtube of GvG. hence why it has the most views (well that and it’s [rawr]).

Also I was hoping you’d read the comments from that video. Shout out to people like you

Aaaaaand you digress. Thanks for coming out

At this point you’re making no sense.

di·gress
[dih-gres, dahy-] Show IPA
verb (used without object)
1.
to deviate or wander away from the main topic or purpose in speaking or writing; depart from the principal line of argument, plot, study, etc.
2.
Archaic. to turn aside.

I figured out help you out with what that means.

Getting desperate I see. Please keep going. I’m sure everybody is enjoying the show.

Achilles.2197:

Furiousbeard.7602:

Achilles.2197:

Furiousbeard.7602:

Achilles.2197:

Furiousbeard.7602:

Is that even your guild? I really hope you aren’t just spamming other peoples accomplishments to act superior. That would just be pitiful.

I seriously hope you’re not trying to deflect that slap in the face with another question.

You do nothing but deflect. You don’t gvg and that isn’t your guild. LOL, you’re a joke.

LOL @ this no name kitten

[zQ]

and i guest fused for numerous other guilds. You played for…?

Good job champ. Welcome to GW2 where you’re nothing but a troll riding coat tails on JQ.

Please link me videos of other guilds you were never on, but want to take credit for.

It’s the best example on youtube of GvG. hence why it has the most views (well that and it’s [rawr]).

Also I was hoping you’d read the comments from that video. Shout out to people like you

Aaaaaand you digress. Thanks for coming out

Achilles.2197:

Furiousbeard.7602:

Achilles.2197:

Furiousbeard.7602:

Is that even your guild? I really hope you aren’t just spamming other peoples accomplishments to act superior. That would just be pitiful.

I seriously hope you’re not trying to deflect that slap in the face with another question.

You do nothing but deflect. You don’t gvg and that isn’t your guild. LOL, you’re a joke.

LOL @ this no name kitten

[zQ]

and i guest fused for numerous other guilds. You played for…?

Good job champ. Welcome to GW2 where you’re nothing but a troll riding coat tails on JQ.

Please link me videos of other guilds you were never on, but want to take credit for.

Achilles.2197:

Furiousbeard.7602:

Is that even your guild? I really hope you aren’t just spamming other peoples accomplishments to act superior. That would just be pitiful.

I seriously hope you’re not trying to deflect that slap in the face with another question.

You do nothing but deflect. You don’t gvg and that isn’t your guild. LOL, you’re a joke.

Achilles.2197:

Furiousbeard.7602:

I’ve gvged in our last 3 matchups

No, you have never done this. This is GvG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFWvdyCk1Uo

Is that even your guild? I really hope you aren’t just spamming other peoples accomplishments to act superior. That would just be pitiful.

Achilles.2197:

Furiousbeard.7602:

I’m sure JQ would appreciate the help Mags. They could at least call themselves a gvg server then. (Exception given to DA who isn’t affraid, and provides counter culture to failure)

haha you think you gvg

I’ve gvged in our last 3 matchups minus this most recent due to the guild leader being on vacation.

How much do you gvg? Unless you’re in DA, probably none.

RE, FIRE, NS and DE|RP so far. What do you got?

kartek.6428:

superior tactics

I bet I know where you learned that fancy maneuver.

Dude that is soooo tier 1!!!

I think Mag is on to something here

I’m sure JQ would appreciate the help Mags. They could at least call themselves a gvg server then. (Exception given to DA who isn’t affraid, and provides counter culture to failure)

With JQs “dominating” of Maguuma, they still managed over 13k points per day while being night capped and gaining no ppt for half of every day. It must be embarrassed to be JQs NA squad.

DB’s NA has performed better vs Mag in the same time zone, and they aren’t a “tier 1” server that JQ claims to be.

Come back when your NA crew doesn’t fail so hard. #3 vs #8 should really be a little more impressive.

HzH wants to move to an actual Tier 1 server most likely

[SIC]’s guild leader was on vacay, otherwise you would have had another.

Can you clarify your questions and perhaps change the title of this thread? It’s confusing.

I just switch to dual swords for duels, and use offhand axe for small to medium sized fights.

It is very viable in wvw, but is mainly for small encounters in my opinion.

I can’t believe my forum winning post got moderated. It was Calvin approved and everything.

I have kept the memory of its glory immortalized in the FA forums where moderation is as relevant as a beauty pageant in an ant colony.

RIP

RET is drinking again.

saiyr.3071:

Furiousbeard.7602:

Uh oh, someone didn’t like the “dewdew” in the playground comment.

Maybe it left a bad taste in their mouth?

Dew the dew. If you know what I mean.

Oh buddy, dew eye ever!

Uh oh, someone didn’t like the “dewdew” in the playground comment.

Maybe it left a bad taste in their mouth?

Halo.8976:

Calvin.5380:

I also got a green drop today. Yeah.

Can we have a screenshot?

100 screen shots and an exclusive thread dedicated to it please.

Hahahaha!

Classic

JQ has more players in general, meaning there is a higher chance to have a good player or 2 around.

Kinda like how China has more Olympians than Haiti.

Wotah.2975:

Furiousbeard.7602:

VOLKON.1290:

Furiousbeard.7602:

It’s more about 2 thieves attempting to gank something, but being so bad they can’t finish the job. Then when it isn’t a 2v1 anymore they run.

Pretty typical mentality on JQ. If you want to see more of these baddies in action, just log in to any BL and look for a JQ tag.

I think you’re trying too hard now. It’s degrading the quality of your trolling and removing the natural feeling it once had. This forced-effort trolling really should be beneath you.

You have disappointed me and shall not receive the Volkon Seal of Approval until you clean your act up.

Funny thing is I wasn’t trying hard. I wasn’t even running food or nourishment.

You’re confusing reality with trolling which speaks volumes about your intelligence.

Neither did those guys. But you did have 25 stacks on you, that they did not.

So not having 25 stacks of magic find would have saved them?

Looks like you and your boyfriend VOLK have been sharing milkshakes in the park talking forum strategy again.

VOLKON.1290:

Furiousbeard.7602:

It’s more about 2 thieves attempting to gank something, but being so bad they can’t finish the job. Then when it isn’t a 2v1 anymore they run.

Pretty typical mentality on JQ. If you want to see more of these baddies in action, just log in to any BL and look for a JQ tag.

I think you’re trying too hard now. It’s degrading the quality of your trolling and removing the natural feeling it once had. This forced-effort trolling really should be beneath you.

You have disappointed me and shall not receive the Volkon Seal of Approval until you clean your act up.

Funny thing is I wasn’t trying hard. I wasn’t even running food or nourishment.

You’re confusing reality with trolling which speaks volumes about your intelligence.

How to talk to other player servers

Highlight player and /invite

Then if they accept you can chat

Achilles.2197:

Furiousbeard.7602:

JQ baddies at it again…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MchWVFRoU8Q

An upleveled guardian, an assaulter, and a recruit.

Please show us more

It’s more about 2 thieves attempting to gank something, but being so bad they can’t finish the job. Then when it isn’t a 2v1 anymore they run.

Pretty typical mentality on JQ. If you want to see more of these baddies in action, just log in to any BL and look for a JQ tag.

Sneltus.7304:

Aggression takes on Nigh Shift tonight at 11PM EST in 15v15 7 Round Guild Versus Guild! Feel free to come watch live at Twitch.tv/Vauxwell !! Spread the word! Bring your friends!

This match was exciting!

JQ baddies at it again…

Was he like these baddies?

Awww, pumpkin

Nobody cares

Impressive…. I bet the chicks you pick up at the bar love your screenshot collection.

ParaldaWind.4523:

Achilles.2197:

Sorry @ PYRO and DA. the commander told us to go in and we weren’t told what you guys were doing until after that chaotic mess was already happening. He did tell us to pull off as soon as he knew you guys were scrimmaging though

It’s fine, it was an unofficial 10v10, no big deal. We were in a weird spot anyways.

Weird as in… uncomfortable?

GuardianOMS.8067:

nobody.

Tell that to Tiger Wood’s wife

Truth hurts

This week has been great for catching JQ roamers trying to rejoin the blob. Lots of uplevels with absolutely no idea how to play their characters.

That karma train must be great for the SEA population, but the NA guys should just go to bed or bring a real toon out of hiding. If you stick to a class long enough you might learn the buttons past #1.

T1 cranial trauma is pretty severe

It only stacks one at a time