Guild Wars 2

Kript.3291:

Nuked.2360:

Kript.3291:

Nuked.2360:

Kript.3291:

SoR looking stronger and stronger, no kitten, the true giant has started to wake up.

not the paper-tiger JQ

Can we please be paper dragons at least!

paper tiger does seem a bit too harsh…

how about glass tiger, better?

I think we should be glass honeybadgers.

JQ is not that cute.

As a winner of the cutest asura contest 2013, i deplore your comment.

Disappearing weapons, vanishing characters at times when you rtl into water.

Lag Hack, knowing when a zerg is nearby because of sudden drop in fps , 2 seconds before they appear is a great hack/bug.

Jaxson Burn.2803:

covenn.7165:

Jaxson Burn.2803:

90 PPT on the weekend? R.I.P SoR

It is 9am eastern on mother’s day. /sarcasm fail

point? Everyone knows that SoR don’t have mothers. They were assembled piece by piece from the discarded parts of trolls from other MMO’s

Doctor Who needs to investigate this anomaly :P

Update asian timezone

Bad idea. Lowbies AKA Badge dispensers make wvw fun.

Mif.3471:

Insignia.6345:

I propose, only updates with cute asura.

I like this policy!

Tier 2 needs a player like cuddlestrike in T1. Also JQ is getting a small number of incoming DB players. Is DB breaking down?

BG, really? everywhere i try go to gank i find a grp of 6 to 60 man zerg. My poor asura now needs new panties because she crapped in them when she saw a stack of warriors on her behind.

Score update

BenL.5312:

Really glad that IRON has found the passion for WvW again! Always great to have the WvW community and guild reinvigorated after the whole EU T1 fracas.

NA T1 with their close to 24/7 coverage and better balance now will give you guys all the best fights to keep things fun.

Here’s wishing good times ahead for IRON and may your bags always be full!

T1 is according to the charts, the most stable servers in NA.

https://twitter.com/GuildWars2

only got this so far

Jedbacca.6297:

Nakoor.1980:

oxide.8324:

someone fill me in on the reasons for all the RISE hate

k go:

No clue. All I want to know is why they charged uphill through a narrow choke into 10 ACs firing into it and it being covered in marks and having our guild at the top of it…..The bags were plentiful….sadly common sense was not.

The same reason I would charge a team up a ramp that is being rained down upon by arrow carts…to see if we can make it to the arrow cart Last one to touch the Arrow Cart or door usually has to buy the guild a round of drinks.

Eles can easily mistform past the chocke points, hit E5 and disrupt, pr create a distraction for the rest of the zerg to enter in.

Also mesmers can try portal bombs past the choke points.

Also im slightly driunk right now.

Can someone help me and post all the twitter accounts of the devs working on WvWvW ?

lani.7431:

Nuked.2360:

lani.7431:

Jahn.7019:

You missed your window, slow isn’t the word. Try non-existent, whoever was leading your server messed up for its climb through T2 to T1.

They may have messed up… Or not. I’ll never tell.

Can you talk to the DB people who keep coming to JQ LA to recruit? It’s sorta sad I wouldn’t want my servermates doing so. Just a honest question at this point.

Message me in game.

We even had (wont mention names) from a new guild in DB come over to JQ TS to convince us to go to DB.

The answer from most JQ players to DB is this – JQ is our home, win lose or draw, we arent leaving.

Now with that aside,

World Pride is what makes fighting the enemy worthwhile.

Lastly, BG,SoR and JQ , like i said weeks ago are destined to be together for a very long time.

We may thump our chests in the forums, but honestly, we love each other

And we that, I give BG a 5 out of 5 for their performance this week.

Congratulations to BG , JQ and SoR for keeping Tier 1 , the most competitive tier of all tiers.

Now someone go open a new Tier 1 May post.

/Salute and Goodnight. May next reset be just as competitive as this week.

CuddleStrike.8215:

Score Update!

Loooooooooook into these blue eyes!!!!!!!!

Thanks. Btw where did bg get so many bg for bg bl?

Can someone inbox or paste the new one for me.

They are releasing a TP gem item that allows you to kick players from grps. Watch out for may28th patch.

Fellow rr6L2 ranger here and rr12 eldie here.

The pure stealth class here is the thief. Yes they do camp brides and some act in grps.

Come to JQ. We have loads of veteran DAOC explayers there.

Thesilentflute.8761:

It is not the size of your tick it is the motion in the ocean.

78% of women disagree.

LordByron.8369:

you can do it if you start ressing then you go mistform.
almost any class can do that btw.

You can also roll dodge heal in mistform.

CuddleStrike.8215:

Fuzzion.2504:

MagiKarp.8201:

Fuzzion.2504:

Good night folks. Nice try BG but you have awoken the sleeping giant.

Sleeping giant hit the Snooze button :X?

Sorry but your b00bs are distracting me from your real conversation :P

He always hides me under his skirt when I’m afk!

I’M SCARRED!

Think he has something for asuras

All the easier to taser his nuts my dear

Nikked.7365:

I’ve come across this before. You throw a piece of siege, get a few people to start building it, and it suddenly disappears. (This is new as of the last patch.)

It hasn’t been as problematic as it was tonight. My team lost our NE tower on our home BL. So, I tried to treb it from garrison. We lost 4 trebs (I threw three before giving up, someone else threw the fourth) due to this glitch. No worries. We decided to take it the old-fashioned style: rams. Well, those wouldn’t stick either, and they kept despawning.

When I’m commanding, I rely heavily on my pick-ups and I work hard to make sure they’re having a good time. After all, if I perform poorly, they won’t have fun. I’ll lose numbers, and they’ll walk away feeling feeble. This isn’t what I want.

Whatever this bug is, it’s breaking my pin. My followers were patient when we struggled, but I’m not comfortable trying to lead using mechanics that are broken.

Your pin got nikked !

covenn.7165:

wish.1027:

My guardian can fail stack bleeds and reset?

Oh you are a guardian. Endless fights with guardians are amusing the first couple of times, but I generally can’t do enough damage to kill you and they definitely stand no chance of killing me. You don’t happen to be the guardian that I fought with for 30 minutes before we gave up and ran in opposite directions (I am a little asura Ele)

A 30 min fight? Thats insane.

MagiKarp.8201:

Fuzzion.2504:

Good night folks. Nice try BG but you have awoken the sleeping giant.

Sleeping giant hit the Snooze button :X?

Sorry but your b00bs are distracting me from your real conversation :P

Rubber banding + New RTL 1200 nerf means RTL is now beyond nerfed for us Ele. Pls fix RTL rubber band. If you cant fix it, then give us back the 1500 range

CuddleStrike.8215:

Fuzzion.2504:

Good night folks. Nice try BG but you have awoken the sleeping giant.

I know I’m trembling in my level 2 boots right now

SAVE ME FUZZION SAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(P.s. Bring it my darling <3 )

I have some lvl 69 boots

Good night folks. Nice try BG but you have awoken the sleeping giant.

New tiger pet 400gems is awesome!!!

HolyMolla.6582:

JQ is only Full N/A server atm and has lowest PPT on NA timezone.
I feel sorry for Waha. All his hard work goes to trash nextday.
And if EU guild transfer to JQ, get ready to carry JQ cause when
things get rough, JQ people turns into PVEers.

Depends on his mood. Some days he logs on and scolds all of us, other days his pleased.

BG is a growing pain in the rear.

But you know what, Tier 1 is meant to be top quality warfare. It is actually good that BG and SoR are giving JQ a run for their money.

Ultimaistanza.4793:

Score update with Pain Train Choo [Choo], some BG Dragonriders [DR], and Tempest Wolves [TW]

Those 2 BG must have crapped themselves in the pants.

sielfiel.4692:

score update!!!!!!!

Holycrap, you look like you are on drugs

SFShinigami.2015:

ryan.3915:

Question about [LOVE] guild. Are they a pacifist guild? One JQ mate tried to stop me from killing one that was running about without retaliating, but too late. :/

If pacifist.. what are you doing on WvW? (Collecting POIs???)

LOVE is the secret society guild of T1 that meets to decide who will be #1 each week.

Also, hugs and cuddles and snuggles.

The [Love] Guild is immune from attack.

Anyone caught killing a solo love member will be shunned.

Anyone killing cuddlestrike will be reported to Anet.

If [Love] Kills anyone, or attempts to kill anyone, or take a camp, they are fair game.

Can All the JQ guilds send me their Representative emails in my inbox. I already have some of the major guild representative emails and need them for a JQ directory listing.

Unless its GvG, jqq players dont mind lowbies. JQ is a realm concerned mostly about PPT and winning the most medals so any help is always welcomed.

Kryyg.8576:

BG probably has the best EU.
JQ probably has medium EU.
SoR probably has worst EU.

SoR probably has best NA.
JQ probably has medium NA.
BG probably has worst NA.

BG probably has best OC.
SoR probably has medium OC.
JQ probably has worst OC.

JQ probably has best SEA.
BG probably has medium SEA.
SoR probably has worst SEA.

Look at the scores and this is what you will see. This is not a judgment on skill, only coverage, ie manpower.

That being said, come to JQ. We’d love to have ya.

Tier 1 server in NA is one of the most stable tier in all of GW2.

Any server you choose will be fun. However most of the professorial veteran players are in JQ.

btowl.7869:

I’ll be honest, Cuddle, whenever I see you, I try my hardest to kill you, even succeeded a few times. Not cause I hate you or anything, you just represent the wrong server. Take it as a measure of love that I want to explode you with bombs, smack you with a wrench and crowbar or shoot you with poison bullets :p
I’ve tried getting pictures but alas, you respawn too fast for me to get the shot set up just right. So the next time a female asura engineer fom [TW] kills you, or you kill me, stick around for a minute or so I’m not hard to spot-I’m the only female asura engineer in the guild.

[TW] kills things?

Waha is officially back

An update of me and a mate

Can SoR and BG please tell me why you guys go for me first??? It is because everyone knows who I am or my emp tag. Happens 70% of the time or is it cause im an ele?

And remember FA and TC. Go forth and pwn you know who. Make me proud

Good fight and Gn yall.

Your asian timezone update.

And remember this FA & TC, everytime you pwn a [RE] member, you make fuzz a little more happy inside /hugs

Rawnoodles.1398:

I’d rather have no new progressive content then this idiotic AC buff

Not sure if im asking to much from you but go get better strategies

MagiKarp.8201:

Smackban.5812:

Score update. Out of NA primetime and into SEA.

lol SEA isnt for another 6 hours :P

Oceanic is in an hour and a bit.

You do realise its saturday and not on a working weeday. lol

Melamorte.2870:

Aurust.8961:

BG = Most skilled
JQ= Used to be most skilled, 2nd most skilled now
SOR= Third most skilled server in tier 1, used to be 2nd most skilled.

We at JQ are “green” with envy.

I am currently discussing 2 300+ active guild members from t6 eu and 1 from the mid teirs. They wish to remain confidential until they can confirm.

As we wrap this week up

I would like to congratulate the Gold Medalist BG.

I would also like to congratulate SoR on their never ending ambition in T1

To JQ, You have done very well Under the given Circumstances

May next reset be filled with fun,challenge and above all, respect for all Tier 1 Participants.

/Salute

Camaro Charr.2805:

Fuzzion.2504:

1.Warriors
2.Guardians
3.Thieves
4.Ele
5.Rangers
6.Mesmer
7.Engie
8.Necro
9.Rawnoodles

So unclassy… we will see you in T1 shortly…

Its called satire.

Also, I hope you are very patient in DB my ex-jq friend because no one is moving no where in T1.

No badges for ascended in this patch again.

JQ brothers, we need to do something about new bandwagons in BG.

SoR, your agreement with us is still on. I think most commanders are aware of it.

Mif.3471:

Seras.5702:

Anyone know what the new Jetpack looks like on Asura? I’m thinking it’s gonna look great on my Engi.

http://i.imgur.com/U7wae9Q.jpgv

Ty, i have added to the archive above

Magical Sky Daddy.7540:

Kript.3291:

score update please? watching JQ getting beat-up by BG warms my cold cold heart.

wth… if it wasn’t for us sor wouldn’t even be in tier 1. &JQ’s still winning so i don’t see what your trying to get at

We may have to revoke our Agreement with sor

Im at work and need a score update