Guild Wars 2

Khalisee.4297:

rogerwilko.6895:

Your server will not be Red(or whatever you are) every week, so no, it will not be impossible.

If you read you would see that it doe not matter what color I am because even when we do have the borderlands we have at best 25%

If you read you would see that you just need to wait for a better match-up. Everyone is getting kitten match-ups, bide your time.

saiyr.3071:

I wish that could be our mascot

Make it so. I know you can do it, I believe in you.

deathTouch.9706:

Shout out from Mag to our opponents over at Fort Bagspenwood, you literally funded yet another Gift of Battle just from your performance in Kaineng BL today.

Couldn’t have done it without you! I’ve never seen a 50+ man zerg repeatedly getting wiped by groups of 15-20 players to the extent that it happened tonight. If your commanders need some tips I’m sure Mag would be willing to help out.

FA: Pioneering the way to win match-ups through sheer coverage since 2012.

So cute!

Doesn’t just about every thriving MMO charge ~$25 for a server transfer? How is this too much? And you have the option of grinding the gold. You can make <1g every ten minutes in a CoF run. If you don’t want to do that then you have the more tedious ways of gold farming. Either way I could never see a $25 fee as too much when I have the option of paying nothing at all.

Downed state does not draw additional aggro according to the tables. You’re just most likely going to die if your enemy isn’t already at a really low health.

Yeah, good luck getting players not to kill another player in their tower, regardless if they’re jumping up and down or not. It’s not just fiery gs that will get you through that gate, just about any teleport or jump skill will.

There doesn’t need to be any agreement, ANet simply needs to fix it. This glitch has been in the game since launch and ANet hasn’t said or done anything about it. Something drastic needs to happen and I’m afraid the only way is through tears.

GavinGoodrich.1382:

nobody else wants to share their beggest kitten ? I sad.

Yes, numerous topics have been posted about this. You simply need to wait it out until you get a better match up.

Downstate is fine, rallying is the issue.

How is this not obvious? Rocket technology does not work underwater. Duh.

Zoel.9154:

…then not show up on reset…

Um, just about every person in DER|P was in WvW on reset, how is that not showing up? Because we decided to focus on defense and upgrades on our own BL rather than open field fights? We’ve already stated that we were there, we simply didn’t do a raid group.

You know you can continue talking to the same person you were arguing with rather than saying “Mag” like it’s the entire server that shares that view, right?

Lurock Turoth.9085:

[FLOT] from FA would like to thank all the members of [FOE] from Kain for the tasty loot bags last night at north camp. We had no real interest in taking your camp, we were just farming you, with the added bonus of distracting a zerg every now and then.

Cheers!

You’re so adorable. Can I pinch your cheeks?

What? Why make one race look like another with the only distinction being skin color? Why not just ask for humans to have that color since you apparently already like their models?

Roll a warrior, thief, necro, ranger, ele, or engi if you feel like a 10% speed boost means anything. Increasing the base speed of all classes does nothing for the game when there are waypoints, speed increases, and teleport-type skills available.

Monkish Delights.2591:

You know maybe you could have some good fights with FA if you didn’t run at the sight of us coming, or were too scared to rush a group that is way smaller then you at your own spawn, or were so squishy, etc…. So before you insult FA maybe you shouldn’t have to make us chase you down and try to cripple or immobilize as many of you as we can before you run away, just saying.

I lol’d

Caffynated.5713:

Not exactly what I meant, but entertaining none the less.

I couldn’t play a flame thrower engi. I would run around screaming “get away from her, you kitten!” all day.

Heh, I know that’s not what you meant. But the JP isn’t open enough to do that in. After last week I’m kind of bored with the JP, I feel we need a new gimmick or else the scourge of being dirty JP campers won’t wash off.

We did. With emphasis on the fire -ing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa29yQOAcNE

Halo.8976:

I was praising them. It’s super effective tactic, after all.

This is a new match up, please only post gen VI pokemon.

Please do not insult other servers by using words like “boring”. We need to realize that they are people too and should be respected even in their worst hour. Perhaps we could offer them tips on how to not be boring and how to improve?

Furiousbeard.7602:

Your Queens Regiment video is awesome, haha!

Glad you enjoyed it!

DORP needs more non-griefing videos to increase our public relations with other servers. Please be on the lookout for more.

nomdeplums.5780:

Benjamin.6235:

Jhawk.1360:

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz EB all Blue and no fights……

Probably shouldn’t have had so many recruitment threads these past few months.

Except FA has had no new recruits, just a bunch of fairweathers who’re logging on while Maguuma’s prematurely wallowing in self-pity, apparently.

You would think the “megazergs” running around would prompt DURP/PYRO to post about farming delicious FA bags, but I’ve yet to see either guild in force in game or in these forums.

Step it up, Mag. I wanna see that #magswag on the field.

You’re probably missing them as both guilds have been in present on the field. Try coming to Mag BL if you’re looking for DORK. Though the “in force” you want is probably a raid, and we haven’t done many in the past match ups, win or lose.

That’s a myth, it doesn’t actually work. You couldn’t consume enough for it to make a difference.

Whoa, I don’t take kindly to being called names. Next wedgie has your name on it.

Nyx Xox.3540:

Anyway lets keep things friendly?

No.

Nyx Xox.3540:

Haii gummie bears and FA (sorry I haven’t gotten you a nickname yet)
Go easy on us ?

Never.

Nyx Xox.3540:

We are not the same kitten Kaineng as we use to be…all our kittens have pretty much transferred outa here YAY!

Sucks to be you!

Loken.9724:

queue times on FA drove me to drink man.

How did he taste?

Keira Ferland.5619:

Dear Maguuma,
Don’t leave bay unattended when you have 3 golems built inside.
Love, FA

wtf is bay?

Pinko.2076:

Night Hawk Ix.7360:

Pinko.2076:

Asudementio.8526:

Dear Mag,

Please get better at camping the jumping puzzle before you actually try and pick a fight.

Were you a part of the TC 30-40 that just mowed through? That was a really good tactic, not sure why we didn’t think of just zerging everything down. Really educational fighting TC!

Cant let you get away with that Pinko, Mag have been zerg camping the Jp on/off all week. Just a few hours ago there was 15-20 Mag camping it against one or two. So please dont complain when you finally get zerged back, also to point out it was not only mag but [DERP] doing the camping. So I’m guessing you are well aware numbers are everything, hence why you guys are friendly in a small grp but unfriendly when you know numbers are on your side :P

We are always friendly!

Please report any unfriendly interactions to GuardianOMS.8067 so we can discipline the offenders.

Thank you for making my job as PR manager a little easier.

So long TC and SoS. I met some pretty fetch TC players, can’t say the same for SoS but take care nonetheless.

Asudementio.8526:

Luckily for you guys i was running and made my comment before the zerging but go ahead and lambaste us for wiping you when ya’ll were doing the same thing. Pot meet kettle.

My comment was mostly about the mag who couldn’t kill me as i ran the puzzle.

Unedited video or it didn’t happen. We’re totally doing the same thing, you got us!

Asudementio.8526:

Dear Mag,

Please get better at camping the jumping puzzle before you actually try and pick a fight.

lol zerg the JP then gloat. gj you’re SO much better than us

There’s just so many… My body is not ready.

I lied, the flamethrowers did everything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa29yQOAcNE

Sitkaz.5463:

Hm. I wonder, then… if it just takes so long for it to load for me, the buff is gone before I see anything or move anywhere.

Probably.

North Jersey tyvm

The mods are so adorable.

Nice recruitment thread, you red coat. You might enjoy this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10Ft7TZthuM

With the action we’ve been getting is that really a punishment?

Yea, and AWE should know that. What little bodies we have are used for defending or in this match up, camping the JP.

Thrumdi.9216:

Caffynated.5713:

You could always transfer off of the population stacked servers instead of hopping on the bandwagon and zerging it up 24/7.

Wrong! The challenge was fine when we were facing DB and FA.

This is a troll, right? No way is this guy upset because servers that were in a higher tier and have more coverage across the clock are able to put up a “challenge” for the guys that suffer from and complain about queues.

Do people still not understand the new rating system, and why it was implemented? It was because people complained about fighting the same servers over and over. Now you complain that only the servers in your tier could give you a challenge. I just went full Psyduck.

Toysoldiers.4607:

Plus… Walking is just… too boring.

I too get quality and entertainment from means of transportation in a video game.

Calvin.5380:

GuardianOMS.8067:

We still fighting about numbers?

3 DER|P owning 13 TC pubbies. Not only are we heavily outnumbered, but one guy had the nerve to call US a dirty camping zerg server! HELLO! Pot, meet kettle!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP8KzcfXe1I

Mad skillz, you got. Respect.

You wanna go too, bro?

We still fighting about numbers?

3 DER|P owning 13 TC pubbies. Not only are we heavily outnumbered, but one guy had the nerve to call US a dirty camping zerg server! HELLO! Pot, meet kettle!

Sitkaz.5463:

GuardianOMS.8067:

There is no argument.

The thread was deleted just as every post or thread of a server accusing another of hacking/botting/exploiting is, whether it’s true or not. It’s called character/server assassination and it is against the CoC.

You do know you’re invul for quite some time after loading, right? The flamethrowers did nothing, they were all for a screen shot.

Ahh, you may be right about why the thread was deleted.

As far as the invul—I’ve never had a invulnerability buff when entering that jp. I just tried it now, to see if something had changed, and no. No invulnerability.

Notice how for a few secs, the warrior is invul each time he comes out.

Static.9841:

GuardianOMS.8067:

fight club

How often do you guys run this?

It’s honestly random, when someone feels like it. But we’d have no problem with setting up one before or during NA prime, since that’s when lots of our players are on.

I’m working on a video, I’ll post it or message you to show it.

Hickeroar.9734:

As a serious question:

I’m new to doing 1v1s, but want to improve at it. I run a D/D ele which I roam a bit in WvW with (I have about 100 hours in WvW on him). Where are the 1v1 duels going on? I’ve been behind the windmill on a couple borderlands and haven’t seen any of it going on this week so far.

Where are you guys meeting up?

If you see a D/D ele show up with Orange/Abyss Human T3 armor, that’s me, so be gentle. :-P

Fight clubs (at the windmill behind the southernmost camp) are agreed upon by members of the opposing server, so you can’t just show up there randomly. What a lot of people do is invite or join an invader’s party that they have seen roaming or have fought. When enough people agree they’d all like to fight, they all decided on a BL and head there.

For Maguuma fight clubs, ask any member in DER|P or SWaG. TC and SoS are more then welcome to start one, then tell a Maguuma player to spread the word.

I don’t care about any of that. The tears on the forums and from invaders joining my party to threaten and rage at me are enough.

Zelda.7013:

kfarb.6732:

Zelda.7013:

I can see what this is all about. Mag is just upset that they can’t get into the EBJP because we have their keep.

They should thank us. It has probably doubled their WvW presence.

There’s a waypoint in the jp now. Once we’re in, we’re in until we get bored.

The trouble is getting in there to begin with. I don’t recall any time today when you’ve owned your EB keep.

Except the times when we did. But, you know, that’s just a technicality.

The only thing to worry about is that though you’re invisible, angry, anti-social, sociopathic players may set traps in chokes, tunnels, or on ledges you have to jump on or randomly use the traps in the puzzle. And once you take damage, it’s over.

Just be mindful that even if you’re invisible, you’re not out of harm’s way. Good luck!

Dontcare Aboutnames.9284:

I’m a guardian and when I try to join they either decline or accept flame at me and leave I was wandering around just a minute ago and found a mag tried to duel he ran away until there were 2 more and then they all ran away from me. . . I’m a guard I can’t really chase you guys that well

Find anyone in DER|P or SWaG. In fact, add me to your friend’s list. If we’re online at the same time, I’ll get you some 1v1s and invite you to a fight club if we’re having any. Maguuma is just like any server, pubbies aren’t likely to 1v1, you need to find the roamers and a certain group of players.

Also running around looking for a 1v1 in this match is a little silly. With the current population imbalance, you’ll find less and less Maguumans roaming around solo. There are still people who do it though. I did it, then I ran into 15-20man groups more times than I could count. And then I was done.

Shrouded.6450:

GuardianOMS.8067:

Shrouded.6450:

GuardianOMS.8067:

Shrouded.6450:

Why don’t you party people and ask for a duel?

Can we still tell to the whole forums so that people would hear it again on how we beat them with even numbers for the seven hundreth seventy seven times?

Um, what?

Hi Guardian!

I don’t understand what’s happening. Someone complains about duels, I tell him to party and ask for them. What in the world were you going on about?

Uhhmm it’s a question on whether I can tell the whole forum on how I beat them with even numbers because we just can’t get enough of that in here.

It’s sort of a “yes” or “no” answer. It’s really not that complicated mahn.

Oh okay. A weird version of Jinks.

Shrouded.6450:

GuardianOMS.8067:

Shrouded.6450:

Why don’t you party people and ask for a duel?

Can we still tell to the whole forums so that people would hear it again on how we beat them with even numbers for the seven hundreth seventy seven times?

Um, what?

Hi Guardian!

I don’t understand what’s happening. Someone complains about duels, I tell him to party and ask for them. What in the world were you going on about?