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I’d say something like “JED FOR PRES” or something, but I’ve known him for 11ish years and I’m not sure thats a great idea.

All the black government SUVs will be changed to white vans >.<

In local news, a loud obnoxious ruminant tonic party was busted up outside JQBL Hills by a trigger happy cannon and overzealous JQ mesmer!

Better get crackin on that daily!

Great fights in BGBL tonight guys wtg! GO TEAM!

No, only on the really fun nights and nights where everyone is srsbsns because alcohol works like nourishment in game for him. +200 IQ for 30 seconds every time he takes a drink +60 toughness and +10% life experience points.

Disclaimer: Comments posted after 1:00 AM Jed Time are likely to be influenced by alcohol and while they may be very very true, that doesn’t mean Jed likes you THAT way.

CuddleStrike.8215:

Score Update for those of you interested!

Also, on a complete side note about this “everyone but NA leaves blah blah blah”, which has everyone quite annoyed sounding…. may I also just add that not all NA players are able to play during “NA Prime Times”. I see many late night owls around during oceanic time zone.
Also, I’m aussie…which would mean no cute asura updates if this silly idea came to fruit as it were!

Farewell my fellow WvWers!

LOVE the tiny Asura!

Whenever someone claims BG is going to move down a tier, my first thought are that we’re going to lose the Asura Update Service [AUS].

Great fights in BG BL tonight guys wtg! GO TEAM!

I take offense to that as neither of those screen shots have me in them on the one night I actually stayed up this crazy late!

Great fights in JQ BL tonight/this morning guys! GO TEAM!

Jedbacca.6297:

It’s about repetition sir

That is why when Jed fights someone, he smacks them upside the head repeatedly. Not because he couldn’t kill people with one hit, he can, easily, but because the repeated hits drives it home clearly that when he yells “GET SOME” the person knows they are about to die painfully.

Zhrek.9781:

SFShinigami.2015:

300-400 ppt on weeknights vs uplevels, thats like being 20 years old and winning a race at an elementary school track meet. Congrats.

So your the kid nudging your older brother (FOO), saying hey, “I can’t win my own fights” can you beat these (SOR) bullies for me? Then you get to brag how tough you are!

I don’t think you properly understand the analogy. We regularly win on reset night, the one night where everyone comes onto the maps with equal holdings and the one night you actually find JQ NA having to put forth an effort. For your analogy to be correct, we would have to lose that night and every other night instead of playing alts or doing other fun things that life affords us. In light of your misunderstanding I will retool the analogy.

300-400 ppt on weeknights vs uplevels, thats like being held back 2 years in elementary school and beating all your classmates in a race. Congrats.

300-400 ppt on weeknights vs uplevels, thats like being 20 years old and winning a race at an elementary school track meet. Congrats.

You all keep telling each other SoR is “clearly” the best NA. I’ll go enjoy another reset night where JQ comes out in first at the end and then play alts all week because I like to have fun.

ROFL I remember that night. They would blob out of the gate with about the same numbers, we’d kill them only to be hit from behind by about the same numbers, kill THEM only to be hit from garrison, which was now behind, only to wipe them and it repeated like 3 times.

Protip: Tight Zergballs are like a juicy steak to a confusion glamour mesmer.

Fixeon.5076:

Well I am on SoR, so I might be a bit bias but my favorite I have seen is:

Extremely Massive loot Pinata [EMP].

Sadly though the loot doesn’t fit in right but it still made me laugh a little.

Creativity is always encouraged!

I’m going to have to toot our own horn here and say the best USE of a troll tag is when [Agg] and I think [PRX] were GvGing down south on SoR BL so SF all popped their Common Sense Not Required [FEAR] tags and ran at Agg while all screaming in Mumble despite the fact nobody in PRX or Agg could hear us.

EDIT: Might have been EMP…. can’t remember

Jedbacca.6297:

Polismassa.6740:

Zagan.5287:

hey jed.. one guy from JQ wearing your tag was exploiting bay last night.

Did you manage to get a lock on the actual character, because the tag says little to nothing.

For example, I spotted this wonderful gentleman a few weeks ago on SoR:

OOOOOO Someone is playing our favorite game!!!! Well, next to GW2 survivormode at someone’s spawn camp.. I wish I knew what guild they were from, we love our troll tags We have Agg, Tsym, FEAR, Choo, and I think one more??? My fave is We don’t lose underwater [Agg]

My favorite was “We Send All Guilds” [SoR] that was made right after SoR came up and the forces we were fighting just kept getting more and more guild tags because they couldn’t push us out of whatever we were holding that night.

Great fights in BG BL tonight guys! Go Team!

CuddleStrike.8215:

Score update brought to you by asuran cross server friends!

Don’t judge! Just show love!

Also for my new friend, some out take pics :P

omg, saved

On JQ vigilance is spelled “FOO”

CuddleStrike.8215:

SFShinigami.2015:

Cuddle, some day I want to get my creepy little Asura into one of these updates with your creepy Edward Scissor Hands Asura.

You mean my competely adorable asura with creepy eyes and hands…..!

Feel free to message me ingame at any time! <3

Adorable and creepy are not mutually exclusive!

Cuddle, some day I want to get my creepy little Asura into one of these updates with your creepy Edward Scissor Hands Asura.

Okay so now that the drama has died down a bit.

I like how Blackgate seems to confuse their one win as ability instead of the opportunism and lack of foresight that it actually is. You played yourselves to death for 2 days while JQ more or less went and took a break and let you win out of pity and followed up the next week by beating the socks off of you with a 90k win.

Now, to quote the great movie Clue, I’m gonna go home and sleep with my wife.

Pvp.2758:

SFShinigami.2015:

Jedbacca.6297:

Accidentally build 3 ballista infront of SW sup camp, get portal bombed and somehow win?

Here let me help with that one Jedsus.

“They’re clumping up inside the choke!”

“Someone throw down a bally”

Three people: “I’ve got one!”

Three bally’s go down EXACTLY on top of each other.

“HAHA! we’re boned, hope we can even get one up!”

All three get built.

Portal appears right behind all three ballys

Bags appear around our feet.

Haha I was the one that dropped the portal. We didn’t expect to win that fight. lol

Neither did we LOL

Edit: That moment was a pretty good example of how SF rolls though. When we completely screw up something simple like “throw a bally down” we laugh about it and start acting like the three stooges and usually it all works out in the end anyway

Jedbacca.6297:

Accidentally build 3 ballista infront of SW sup camp, get portal bombed and somehow win?

Here let me help with that one Jedsus.

“They’re clumping up inside the choke!”

“Someone throw down a bally”

Three people: “I’ve got one!”

Three bally’s go down EXACTLY on top of each other.

“HAHA! we’re boned, hope we can even get one up!”

All three get built.

Portal appears right behind all three ballys

Bags appear around our feet.

CuddleStrike.8215:

SFShinigami.2015:

CuddleStrike.8215:

SFShinigami.2015:

Every time I see your Asura, Cuddle, I think “Edward Scissor Hands”

ITS MY GLOVES ISN’T IT?!

And there can only be so much cuteness on my asura before I have to make her kinda creepy looking too… :P

If I had to narrow it down I’d say its a combination of the hair and the gloves.

I’ll take it, I still think shes adorable!

lol <3

The gloves just add a “I’ll kitten you up!” aspect to the cute :P

CuddleStrike.8215:

SFShinigami.2015:

Every time I see your Asura, Cuddle, I think “Edward Scissor Hands”

ITS MY GLOVES ISN’T IT?!

And there can only be so much cuteness on my asura before I have to make her kinda creepy looking too… :P

If I had to narrow it down I’d say its a combination of the hair and the gloves.

Every time I see your Asura, Cuddle, I think “Edward Scissor Hands”

Jet.4795:

fivekiller.1432:

Irony.5203:

Sleepyy.1598:

If TSYM was the reason SoS imploded, looks like TSYM will be the reason for Blackgate too bahahhaha. TSYM was said to be the “catalyst” for SoS failing in WvW. But it looks that has some truth to it cos TSYM is the catalyst for the ex SoS guilds failing on Blackgate too bahahha.

Transferring guilds is always a difficult and delicate process. Usually only the most tight knit guilds survive, especially when there is an underlying cost.

which guild died from transferring? honest question.

seems almost every guild in this game has transferred and survived. AGG and Foe are still around. MERC, RIOT, PRX, SF.. the list can get long fast.

PRX and SF are still around and not dead I can assure you

SF has been around for well over a decade. We aren’t going anywhere any time soon.

And when SF takes your guild virginity, it makes a lifetime commitment to you.

Vodka.3958:

SFShinigami.2015:

Vodka.3958:

SFShinigami.2015:

Vodka.3958:

covenn.7165:

Vodka.3958:

We’re the underdog that will never give up.

Look on the bright side, you may be the underdog, but at least it isn’t due to lack of population. All of the problems you have can be fixed without recruitment.

Actually we have way less numbers than SoR & JQ do now. But look at how close Blackgate comes to competing with these two overly stacked servers.

We’ll always fight the good fight no matter what position we are in or how many players we are lacking. I truly WANT SoR & JQ to get more transfers. Other than myself, I know there are plenty of other Beastgater’s that are looking forward to farming more badges

I suppose that is true. If you include the normal people not showing up on map because BG BL has essentially been SF BL for about 2 weeks.

Last time I checked Sorrow’s Furnace isn’t in T1.

Thats how bad BG is doing.

Blackgate was able to beat JQ so if we’re so bad what does that say about your server?

That JQ can look at a situation and see that another server is overcompensating and will burnout soon so the “loss” is pointless in the long run.

Hey look at that! Burnout!

Vodka.3958:

SFShinigami.2015:

Vodka.3958:

covenn.7165:

Vodka.3958:

We’re the underdog that will never give up.

Look on the bright side, you may be the underdog, but at least it isn’t due to lack of population. All of the problems you have can be fixed without recruitment.

Actually we have way less numbers than SoR & JQ do now. But look at how close Blackgate comes to competing with these two overly stacked servers.

We’ll always fight the good fight no matter what position we are in or how many players we are lacking. I truly WANT SoR & JQ to get more transfers. Other than myself, I know there are plenty of other Beastgater’s that are looking forward to farming more badges

I suppose that is true. If you include the normal people not showing up on map because BG BL has essentially been SF BL for about 2 weeks.

Last time I checked Sorrow’s Furnace isn’t in T1.

Thats how bad BG is doing.

Vodka.3958:

covenn.7165:

Vodka.3958:

We’re the underdog that will never give up.

Look on the bright side, you may be the underdog, but at least it isn’t due to lack of population. All of the problems you have can be fixed without recruitment.

Actually we have way less numbers than SoR & JQ do now. But look at how close Blackgate comes to competing with these two overly stacked servers.

We’ll always fight the good fight no matter what position we are in or how many players we are lacking. I truly WANT SoR & JQ to get more transfers. Other than myself, I know there are plenty of other Beastgater’s that are looking forward to farming more badges

I suppose that is true. If you include the normal people not showing up on map because BG BL has essentially been SF BL for about 2 weeks.

Great fights in BG BL tonight guys! Go Team!

Jedbacca.6297:

I’m jealous, I’m still at work for another hour. Stupid downtimes and upgrading servers… Who does that kind of crap? Oh, and it looks like Cue is commanding now, ahhh back to relaxed feeling…

You’d be proud of us Jed. We ticked in first pretty much the entire night. That SoR NA Prime is pretty tough cookies particularly with TSYM!

Great fights in BG BL tonight team! wtg guys!

Zen.8497:

Jedbacca.6297:

Zen.8497:

SFShinigami.2015:

I’m going to start a betting pool for how long it takes TSYM to blow up another server because nobody likes Colonbale.

Nice try. At least get the name right. The thing is TSYM was left behind trying to hold the server together and not the other way around. I’m surprised to see this kind of talk from a JQ player…

I don’t think you understand, the main point of his post was to say Colonbale because it’s funny

Ok Mr. Jedcacca.

LOL Jed knows me so well

I’m going to start a betting pool for how long it takes TSYM to blow up another server because nobody likes Colonbale.

Great fights in BG BL tonight team! wtg!

Jedbacca.6297:

Wotah.2975:

Liquid.9672:

Wotah.2975:

Jedbacca.6297:

No, keep this going, people love hearing themselves talk or read their own text. ::gets popcorn::

Speaking of which do you guys ever do voice overs for some of the posters here? It’s even more fun to have a voice go along with each of the posters and use that all through the writings.

I do sometimes. For example, I read Jed’s posts in the voice of Cookie Monster. It just works.

Oh nice, and somewhat accurate!

Actually I think he’s pretty dead on

C is for kittenney Accent! Thats good enough for Jed!

EDIT: Oh come on it filters a well known british accent to “kitteney!?” man that makes me sad because Jed just can’t get enough of that accent. We’ve had long conversations about it in mumble =|

Le Rooster.8715:

I really hope this is just a hiccup for blackgate, their core players are great and have some of the most skilled players, if blackgate do infact implode it will just be two powerhouses unless all of Bg’s bandwagoners bandwagon somewhere else i’m sure the core will stay.

BG would far much better if it didn’t do things in spurts and heaves and just did what JQ does, not treat WvW like if we don’t get first the whole world will explode. That lead BG took this weekend was because JQ was all off experiencing this unique concept called “fun” in the form of 8bit stuffs. We saw that tick and said “bless their little hearts” and went back to smacking things with our pointy sticks and came back the next day/day after with a refreshing break from the same wvw content BG had been staring at without much of any break at all and continued to have more “fun.”

EDIT: SF does regularly bless peoples hearts and sometimes little hearts in mumble. We are all members of the Church of the Silly Flippers and welcome all into its fold who seek the blessing of their hearts.

bigtankstarsp.3581:

SFShinigami.2015:

This is just idle speculation, which is what I am best at, but it strikes me that SoR likes to feed on the tears of children. The closest thing you’ll find in this game to the tears of children are the 2v1 posts on forums. The more you post complaining about how SoR is the root of your problem, the more SoR will love devouring your pain.

SoR isnt the root of anything but 3rd place… I just find it funny it takes 2 full zergs from 2 diff worlds to take valley… Oh btw yes both JQ and SoR left their BLs open to do it and still took so long.

Please make up your mind, are they not the root of your problem, or are they required to take valley?

This is just idle speculation, which is what I am best at, but it strikes me that SoR likes to feed on the tears of children. The closest thing you’ll find in this game to the tears of children are the 2v1 posts on forums. The more you post complaining about how SoR is the root of your problem, the more SoR will love devouring your pain.

This afternoon’s 3 JQ waypoints on BGBL was fun but we just didnt have the numbers to hold garrison. On the upside, MAN were we supply starving you after you took it until about 15 minutes ago when I had to leave

Jed is going to have a fun map to play with tonight when he gets on.

That would probably be Talentless’s handiwork. If theres an anti-zerg objective out there to be conquered, he’s your necropheliac.

Meager numbers?

Can’t tell if serious. We were running insta-queue before we were in inner. I’m not sure what BG was at but it certainly wasn’t much less than us on a favorable estimate 0_o

JaredKincade.9761:

Careful SOR and JQ, if you keep this up you will keep training us to be able to beat you both at the same time.

BGBL was some of the most fun I’ve had in this game to date.

BG Garrison tonight had more people in it than a baseball stadium.

Wait…thats not how these kind of jokes work…

Tsquared.2384:

BGBL last night was an absolute blast. Running with SF is always a good time, but last night was especially great. Thanks for some great battles

Did you enjoy Commander Drunkraizer Jed’s breakout event into garrison?

Sooo, basically, how fast two thieves can spike down an npc?

Jahn.7019:

SFShinigami.2015:

Whip Cream and Buttercup Princess Tea Party Costume Ball Night activated by BG on BG BL. Garrison looks bootiful.

lol……

When your havoc decides it wants to 10 man snipe our yaks, and the zerg wants to take our spawn camp (and fails), the Whip Cream and Buttercup Princess Tea Party Costume Ball Night begins.

Whip Cream and Buttercup Princess Tea Party Costume Ball Night activated by BG on BG BL. Garrison looks bootiful.

Ascii.9726:

SFShinigami.2015:

Jedmachine a gate: A moment in time in which all reason and logic leaves the SF commanders brains and the entire force descends upon the gate, completely siegeless and just auto attacks it down, no matter how tactically stupid and inefficient it is simply because it can be done and/or because Jed is wearing sweat pants.

I think i have a video description of this “Jedmachine a gate” from earlier today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfceGwmWqaw

I still can’t believe we almost made it through.