Guild Wars 2

SykkoB.9465:

SFShinigami.2015:

oxide.8324:

Vash.9183:

What TW commander is still leading an NA group? It is 4:42 am where I live in NA.

What the

You must be imagining things, no one on SoR does overtime.

As an ordained Minister & Marriage Counselor in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints, I think I see one of the major problems in the SoR/BG marriage. While BG is out working itself to the bone to provide for the family, SoR gets out of its timezones and goes to relax, completely forgetting BG and little JQ. When BG finally calls it quits for the day theyre tired and worn out and have no time to pay attention to little JQ, who then acts out by being a thorn in the side of both servers!

LOL bro this stuff is starting to get creepy

but tbh it kinda lightens the mood and for that bro i give u mad props

Sir, as an ordained Minister & Marriage Counselor in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints I would like to tip my ceremonial sparkling pink and purple 10 gallon hat to you and place upon you and your pinky toes the blessings of our Lord and Savior, Jedsus Chris.

Jed likes him sum pinky toes.

oxide.8324:

Vash.9183:

What TW commander is still leading an NA group? It is 4:42 am where I live in NA.

What the

You must be imagining things, no one on SoR does overtime.

As an ordained Minister & Marriage Counselor in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints, I think I see one of the major problems in the SoR/BG marriage. While BG is out working itself to the bone to provide for the family, SoR gets out of its timezones and goes to relax, completely forgetting BG and little JQ. When BG finally calls it quits for the day theyre tired and worn out and have no time to pay attention to little JQ, who then acts out by being a thorn in the side of both servers!

As an Ordained Minister & Marriage Counselor in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints it was great to see SoR and BG taking my advice and playing with little JQ outside SoR’s spawn camp on BGBL! Great times everyone!

Strippling.3524:

How about everyone compliments one another, that sounds like a great idea to me.

[TW] you are one of the best open field guilds I’ve faced, I am truely impressed.

[SF] you guys have by far the most exciting tactics to watch, you really are formidable and a force to be reckoned with.

[Choo] your guild name rocks, by far the coolest guild name I’ve seen. Oh and you are tough competition on the battlefield.

[MERC] love running with you guys during oceanic/sea prime. You are a lot of fun fighting alongside with.

[Agg] always a pleasure clashing heads with you on the battlefield.

[HL] some of the best open field tactics I’ve personally witnessed.

[BT] definitely have the sexiest gw2 players gathered together in one guild [this is truth] @ Quenta – Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Note: No sarcasm in any of my compliments.

Sir, as an ordained Minister & Marriage Counselor in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints I would like to tip my ceremonial sparkling pink and purple 10 gallon hat to you and place upon you and your pinky toes the blessings of our Lord and Savior, Jedsus Chris.

Jed likes him sum pinky toes.

As an ordained Minister & Marriage Counselor in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints I think it has come time to open up the SoR/BG therapy sessions to little JQ who was turned into child protective services as JQ was found lost and wandering around a shopping center looking for either SoR or BG. To maintain a healthy family, BG and SoR need to not only work on their own relationship, but also make sure that little JQ receives enough attention as well! If not, JQ could end up getting into mischief and fall into a sad juvenile delinquent state, and nobody wants that.

Bovinity.8610:

It’s funny how both SoR and BG claim that JQ is secretly conspiring with the other server. =D

As an ordained Minister & Marriage Counselor in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints it would be unethical for me to poke both beasts and watch them fight while simultaneously serving as their marriage counselor. I would never do such a thing, particularly with these marriage counseling posts!

Nakoor.1980:

Merc, I welcome any of your commanders that dare to challenge us during Oceanic or Sea. I’ll be running all night.

As an ordained Minister & Marriage Counselor in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints, I recommend all such activities that engage BG and SoR for the entire night! ::wink wink::

As an ordained Minister & Marriage Counselor in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints, I must advise SoR that if they wish to continue their relationship with BG that every once in awhile, SoR should take some time off for itself and for the Tier 1 which it has brought into this world with BG. Every so often SoR needs to let loose, perhaps go out to the Sanctum Sprint with BG and little JQ or maybe leave JQ with Uncle/Aunt (depending on if its the weekend or not) TC for the week while SoR treats BG to some nice parkour and crystal hunting.

A relationship cannot remain healthy if both parties are constantly bickering, so snuggle each other fiercely and lets go racing!

Also, skydiving score update with Cuddles! (look closely up in the sky)

As an ordained minister and thus marriage counselor in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints I am deeply disappointed in the lack of progress between BG and SoR in saving their tumultuous relationship. These last few pages serve nothing but to deepen the chasm which has become communication between thee two of you. While JQ did enjoy the fierce snuggles received and given with BG in bay, poor SoR was left to roam the map, lonely and forlorn, looking for their own fierce snuggles, which I hope were eventually found, since everyone wants to snuggle each other fiercely. The night had great fights all around, but at the end of the daily achievements I come home to this dysfunction and it just breaks my Quaggan.

As an ordained minister and thusly marriage counselor in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints I condemn what is most definitely not a JQ kill and CLEARLY a victim of domestic abuse in the BG/SoR marriage! Sorry Cuddles!

Snuggle everyone fiercely!

Smoke.8510:

CuddleStrike.8215:

Jahn.7019:

Not that it matters but for the sake of accuracy, the guys who posted the low BG ppt earlier play on JQ, not SOR.

It’s just amusing BG posted back replying to SOR. That’s some obsession.

:)
Didn’t you hear? SoR and BG are actually lovers, they just like to have well… lets just call it a ‘dramatic’ relationship :P

Alot of domestic abuse going on if that’s the case.

Due to the strict teachings of the Holy Scripture of the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints, as the BG/SoR marriage counselor, I cannot confirm or deny said abuse is occuring without risking excommunication and being labeled a snitch. However, the scriptures do allow me to confirm that the two are indeed in a committed relationship with a mutual understanding that minor, weeklong flings may occur with other servers while JQ is off at summer camp.

CuddleStrike.8215:

Score Update!

Just wanted to point out the fact that just because we neglected you SoR, doesn’t mean we wont come and snuggle you tightly if you ask nicely

JQ <3 forever

Obviously, as a minister in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints and BG/SoRs marriage counselor, I can’t divulge what goes on during our sessions, but I think you are making great progress here! Snuggles for everyone!

zepp.4109:

Wilco.1458:

Seriously TW? There’s 15 vH, 20something SG, and like 20somthing pugs against 50 TW(L) and pugs, and the supposed #1 best NA guild or something has to build field siege to fight us? Cmon, show some pride.

lol and why are you surprised?

btw, TW isn’t the best NA guild. They are nothing when they don’t have 1 billion pugs following them.

I’m gonna give credit where credit is due. IDK about best NA, but TW without pugs can hold its own pretty well. They just make really good use of pugs.

Ascii.9726:

Sparks.3275:

NA time starts in 30 minutes (7est) the current ppt of SoR is due to their strong EU coverage not a weak NA from BG.

Since when did you set the official NA – EU timezones? TW has been on for awhile and were mainly NA.

Clearly all 15 of you are tryhards! CLEARLY! The rules state that you MUST play in your time zone and never at any other time, ever, under punishment of transfering to TC to ERP.

Apologies to BG for the 2v1 in EB. We’re just angry that Cuddles had to pin down so we’re taking it out on your current commander

CuddleStrike.8215:

Score Update with some friends!

Thank you to everyone who followed me in EBG! And to SoR and JQ, thanks for a fun night! Enjoy yourselves!

MOA TO BREAD CUDDLES

Doomdesire.9365:

Is there any roam for solo roaming in tier 1 or what? So many zergs lately…

Anyways, looking for duels PM me in game

Short answer, yes, I ran into many solo or 2-3 mans tonight

Long answer, no, I really don’t care for spvp but in terms of straight up fights you’re probably going to get more bang for you buck in terms of time spent, there. You don’t really have to go looking for a fight and you’re not gonna get run over by larger groups or a zerg.

Fuzzion.2504:

I am really drunk, disclaimer, but fuzzy wants to say he loves you all.

Hugsss

And that is why you’re in [LOVE]

Honestly we only ever had coverage about half the day. The NAs were all fairly matched up and Late Late NA/Oceanic was BGs with slight SoR and SEA was us with slight BG. We just benefited from nobody having any EU to undo what our SEA guys accomplished. What changed that up? BG getting more SEA guilds that pushed during EU followed soon by SoR getting EU coverage. It wasn’t really an issue of being stacked so much as it was having coverage in the right places.

It isn’t the same thing. It’s like running onto the court during a basketball game, stealing the ball and dunking it. You just look stupid and childish.

Israel.7056:

I’m personally very anti-gvg so I think it’s great to see more guilds take that stance regardless of which server they’re from.

I remember FEAR used to routinely crash gvgs and it was pretty funny.

I don’t really care either way if people gvg or whatever, but I remember FEAR doing that too. I also remember them getting wiped over and over and pushed off maps when they did it. It’s one thing to not like something someone else does for fun. It’s another to gain some sort of sadistic pleasure from disrupting one of the few civil acts of mutual fun we have between these three servers.

Masamoon.3864:

1:47 am PST…meanwhile in Bay.

aw isn’t she cute

Everyone, as a duly appointed Minister in the Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints, I would like to announce the engagement and upcoming wedding and ANGRY ANGRY…. makeout session… of Sanghae [Choo] and MagiKarps [MERC]. All are welcome to attend. The trollier the guild tags the better. Please be civil to your fellow attendees and refrain from snuggling them fiercely until AFTER the reception.

ALSO UPDATE!

I’m going to have to cherish this one, I don’t think it will ever happen again.

MOA TO BREAD CUDDLES

Score update with Bestfriend<3 Myself, Myself and Myself! I’m my own threeway!

Fierce snuggles and good fights everyone!

magikfox.9658:

Vash.9183:

Clockradio.3257:

Vash.9183:

Does every FEAR commander build an AC every 10 steps while pushing into towers/keeps with map zergs? I know you have “special” arrow cart users with “special” abilities, but dang.

Nope. Everyone knows that SOR militia throw siege where ever the hell they want. I’d look at them.

No, it was the leaders placing them and then hoarding around them as our inner siege “magically” vanished… :P

But, this is not new to these forums, is it? FEAR, you’re getting quite the reputation.

What, because this time you actually see them building ACs and jump to the conclusion that they must be AC hacking?

Sounds like a false accusation my friend. As Captain of the Seraph in the service of Her Royal Majesty, Queen Jennah, I call you to trial! May Kormir judge your words justly, and may Dwayna have mercy on you.

That is WAY to much PvE content for an SoR poster.

In EB LOVEing this seaweed growing in the weirdest freakin place in Red Keep.

UPDATE!

MOA TO BREAD CUDDLES

CuddleStrike.8215:

OR

Score Update and have some fun!
Been on EBG tonight and already run into a WARD friend of mine and a lovely member of SF that I haven’t met before till now!

Enjoy the fights everyone!

And shini, GO TO BREAD!

I WILL SO MOA YOU AGAIN

CuddleStrike.8215:

SFShinigami.2015:

Auroma.9126:

Sanctum of Rall taking JQ’s waypointed hill on SoR BL in style. Enjoy the small video I made.

Video here (https://vimeo.com/69403503)

ROFL

I concur!

Talk about awkward…………..
I hope they get SHAMED! SO MUCH SHAME! And no cake anymore. Naughty players!

Seriously, I’m rolling around on the floor doing the little asura laugh including the weird hics and everything!

You two servers need to just stop arguing and make out already.

…

I’ll watch.

Liquid.9672:

Vash.9183:

Kathy K.6812:

Vash.9183:

So, what was [SONG]’s guild name before they transferred to SoR? I know they are from Dragonbrand, but there was no SEA guild named [SONG] on Dragonbrand just a week ago. Really curious as to which original DB SEA guild left.

They got SONG and WE from DB & then KISS from a lower tier EU server…

Yes, I said that. I bolded the question that I was asking and another sentence to make the question clearer.

http://dragonbrandforums.com/index.php?/topic/372-song-la-song/

From watching those videos and reading that post, I can’t help but think that they would have fit in better on JQ, the home of the Little Ball of Hate guilds. The guilds that run around with 15-20 in an extremely tight ball and live to zergbust, but welcome to the fight, hope to see you every now and then when I wake up to run with TKG or ATM or when I’m chasing down Cuddles to Moa her

SF had a great time tonight on SoR BL. [FEAR], [LUN] and [MORD] were great hosts! We even had a little tea party near a sentry a little while ago, right before I logged for bed

Update! Snuggle Force[SF] out for a run!

I would like to take this moment to thank all of JQs sponsors. Taco Bell, Pepsi, Firestone Tires and Nike. I think I speak for all freedom loving Muricans when I say FREEDOM, LIBERTY AND BACON and DEATH to all who would prevent us from obtaining any combination of the three!

CuddleStrike.8215:

SFShinigami.2015:

Nuked.2360:

SFShinigami.2015:

Wilco.1458:

I heard 6/26 is the night to murder all of JQ. That aside, fun fights on JQBL (looking at you, Tsym in NW tower and Hills). At least we’re finally a threat again!

That mesmer who ported JQ back into hills so we could recap it cuz SoR didn’t mesmer sweep. I hear he’s a pretty cool guy and is totally not me stroking my own ego.

So much lies in this message I don’t even know where to start I mean Shini you never play mesmer so quit taking credit for madhatter’s porting skillz.

I’ve been feeling like I need to play my Charr some Stei but between the changes to warriors and these weird rumors I hear about you erotic role playing with a certain SF Charr I tend to never log on him.

GO TO BREAD SIR KITTEN BEARD!

Score Update!

You can’t expect me to not respond to that! He was attributing my awesome to Bestfriend! Plus I’m catching up on a few things I DVRed while I was away

GO TEAM VENTURE!

Nuked.2360:

SFShinigami.2015:

Wilco.1458:

I heard 6/26 is the night to murder all of JQ. That aside, fun fights on JQBL (looking at you, Tsym in NW tower and Hills). At least we’re finally a threat again!

That mesmer who ported JQ back into hills so we could recap it cuz SoR didn’t mesmer sweep. I hear he’s a pretty cool guy and is totally not me stroking my own ego.

So much lies in this message I don’t even know where to start I mean Shini you never play mesmer so quit taking credit for madhatter’s porting skillz.

I’ve been feeling like I need to play my Charr some Stei but between the changes to warriors and these weird rumors I hear about you erotic role playing with a certain SF Charr I tend to never log on him.

Cover Girl.2580:

pot.6805:

Cover Girl.2580:

I found a pic of you Cuddlestrike

Thanks for the nightmares tonight.

you should run into the beast on a random Borderland. when you’re solo.. I deleted my necro after seeing it.

SF Mumble when MORD tags spotted: “IS IT COVER GIRL? DOES IT HAVE THE STUPID BELL? KILL IT!”

SF Mumble when LOVE tags spotted: “Hey everyone its CuddleStrike don’t hit her!” followed by lots of jumping around and partying

Wilco.1458:

I heard 6/26 is the night to murder all of JQ. That aside, fun fights on JQBL (looking at you, Tsym in NW tower and Hills). At least we’re finally a threat again!

That mesmer who ported JQ back into hills so we could recap it cuz SoR didn’t mesmer sweep. I hear he’s a pretty cool guy and is totally not me stroking my own ego.

CuddleStrike.8215:

Fuzzion.2504:

CuddleStrike.8215:

Fuzzion.2504:

Someone post some colorful pics/updates to brighten my tuesday morning

I’m not really colourful currently…. But have a Score Update! Just for you! <3

Nice wings

:D Thanks!

I had Sir Kitten Beard guide me in the ways of PvE. Since he’s a PvE master……..

HEY THEMS FIGHTIN WORDS

I’m not as PvE masterish as Sang is tho. IDK how Choo ever even took him!

PvE SCORE UPDATE!

From Cuddles with [LOVE]!

Darknicrofia.2604:

snowmen?

go to gingerbread cuddles

Go to gingerbread cuddles?
Go to Gingerbeard Cuddles!

Killer.4709:

SFShinigami.2015:

Killer.4709:

SFShinigami.2015:

It is tactically sound to keep an entire maps worth of players bottled on one objective, unable to cap anything else for hours upon hours upon hours, particularly when you are close in score to that team and eventually pass them. Those 40-70 or so players were only producing 25 points per tick most of that time when they normally would have been producing at least 40 if not 50 or 55 plus sentries and yak points.

very true but that’s only looking at the short term. everyone knows that JQ’s oceanic is arguably the weakest so by pushing bg off that map they will now be focused on by sor and very likely wiped off the map. Just like bg was last night, we held for hours and killed at least 10 omega golems but hills eventually fell. By helping sor kick bg off that map JQ has assured focus fire by sor tonight and I would be willing to bet they will be wiped off the map. But if bg was there jq would have a better shot.

Its not like bg was pushing jq at any point today. We went outmanned for 30 or so minutes when one of our guilds had to float to bg bl earlier today and I saw sor hitting jq’s tower. When that happened I hit sor’s tower saving jq’s. so im still wondering how our obvious willingness to push sor’s paper objectives turned jq onto bg.

Yeah normally I’d agree but this weeks a bit of a shakeup with Agg showing up so the outcome is not as certain as it usually is. Also, JQ has gotten pretty used to BG and SoR knowing when we go to bed so we hold no illusions as to the likelihood of anything not being flipped while we sleep.

All that said, we had fun working with you to clear the waypoint off garrison

Ya that garri take was quite fun. But ok if this is the way jq wants it I can play that way too, reunion tomorrow at the same time this time we may be hanging out in your bay…that’s if you guys own it

p.s. don’t expect me to open any more doors for you guys :P

I don’t expect it, but mutual objectives make for great friends

Killer.4709:

SFShinigami.2015:

It is tactically sound to keep an entire maps worth of players bottled on one objective, unable to cap anything else for hours upon hours upon hours, particularly when you are close in score to that team and eventually pass them. Those 40-70 or so players were only producing 25 points per tick most of that time when they normally would have been producing at least 40 if not 50 or 55 plus sentries and yak points.

very true but that’s only looking at the short term. everyone knows that JQ’s oceanic is arguably the weakest so by pushing bg off that map they will now be focused on by sor and very likely wiped off the map. Just like bg was last night, we held for hours and killed at least 10 omega golems but hills eventually fell. By helping sor kick bg off that map JQ has assured focus fire by sor tonight and I would be willing to bet they will be wiped off the map. But if bg was there jq would have a better shot.

Its not like bg was pushing jq at any point today. We went outmanned for 30 or so minutes when one of our guilds had to float to bg bl earlier today and I saw sor hitting jq’s tower. When that happened I hit sor’s tower saving jq’s. so im still wondering how our obvious willingness to push sor’s paper objectives turned jq onto bg.

Yeah normally I’d agree but this weeks a bit of a shakeup with Agg showing up so the outcome is not as certain as it usually is. Also, JQ has gotten pretty used to BG and SoR knowing when we go to bed so we hold no illusions as to the likelihood of anything not being flipped while we sleep.

All that said, we had fun working with you to clear the waypoint off garrison

It is tactically sound to keep an entire maps worth of players bottled on one objective, unable to cap anything else for hours upon hours upon hours, particularly when you are close in score to that team and eventually pass them. Those 40-70 or so players were only producing 25 points per tick most of that time when they normally would have been producing at least 40 if not 50 or 55 plus sentries and yak points.

UnrepentantProcrastinator.7420:

Naisaw.8063:

Agg trolling like a baws <3

I spy a Star Wars fan.

:3

Numa Rar, Alema Rar Cor, Tenel Ka Djo, Khabarakh are my characters with star wars names

Naisaw.8063:

Agg trolling like a baws <3

Oh Dear. That picture seems to have caught me red handed working with SoR in chat!

Fierce Snuggling going on in SoR BL tonight!

Yeah, the only thing thats going to change the current T1 “community” is some sort of weird drama getting out of hand and blowing up the server. We’d still probably be playing against most of the same guilds but they might be mixed up on different servers.

oh no, the channel SF was in was “oh look guys, same match up” “oh great” and then we played our hearts out anyway

Blobbing fast becomes the norm as soon as the first one is spotted, all 3 servers kind of have to respond similarly. I think its a little tougher to rally JQ to that tactic though if you consider all the little ball of hate guilds we have running around. Those guilds that only run 15-20 strong but relish smashing into blobs and wiping them. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve busted out laughing as Aco, DA or WARD suddenly render in the distance and come in leaving nothing but fiercely snuggled enemies in their wake.