Guild Wars 2

That fight at hills n inner with IRON was one of the funner fights I’ve been a part of in awhile. Cheers.

PRAISE JEDSUS!

Super Kruegs.8967:

Starting to warm up to JQ been a very profitable week guys thanks for the fights and mucho bags. Found my first JQ solo roamer to kill me last night. Little asuran Guard in FABL didn’t see the tag was too busy getting rolled. For those trying out small group vs. JQ let it be known that the JQ server is in the neighborhood of 60-70% warrior and guardians. If you see them outside of their hammer karma trains, all it takes is a little small group class composition, and a small semblance of how this game works and you will be paid handsomely in heavy loot bags. It also seems like they expect us to run when they have the numbers on us (T1 mentality), so go at em’ hard they won’t expect it. I find JQ player base to be the most skilled of the T1 servers, but they simply can’t compete in fights under 10 per side with SOS,FA, and MAG.
As for SOS I see you over there behind that 50 man jq blob, hope you’re having fun too.

Late late last night (NA) myself, an extremely drunk Jed in zerker gear, a couple other SF and some pugs totalling about 10 people took hills on FA BL vs a group of about 15 to 20 FA and then took out a group of SoS who were waiting inside after we capped it that was around 25. Plenty of us Jed Quarrians do just fine when ridiculously out numbered like that.

PRAISE JED___!

electriette.8952:

Seasniffer.1763:

http://emboldcreative.net/jedquarry.gif

Summary of this weeks matchup.

it’s okay i didn’t plan on sleeping tonight anyway

Praise Jed___!

Well in a match with 2 T1 servers, there will still be plenty of fights between the two, which is the relevant discussion here. The argument is that the top 3 are just going to roll over everything and have nothing to do but pvdoor, but if they have a matchup with either of the other two T1 servers, there will most definitely be something to do at all times, especially since theres something at stake in the league. The only time there will be head→desk boredom will be a T1 vs 5 and 6 slots and to a lesser extent T1 vs 4 and 5 or T1 vs 4 and 6 which makes up exactly 30% of the possible matchups.

Super Kruegs.8967:

This game really needs a /whack it so JQ can at least play with themselves during late night. Hope all your OCX/SEA/EU saved some coin for another transfer cause your gonna be BOOORRREEDD for the next 9 weeks otherwise.

Assuming they do random pairing, our league is going to consist of 10 possible matchups. 7 that have at least BG or SoR or both, 2 that include TC (TC/FA, TC/SoS) and 1 matchup that is exactly like this one. So the idea that its going to be weeks and weeks of pvdoor is a little silly.

5) ?????

6) Profit!

Atreidies.6257:

I would love to say it was a great night for FA’s oceanic but NS and SF along with merc pretty much camped us all night.

My 6 man NV crew had fun but

Never let it be said that SF doesn’t help people pitch a tent when they want to go camping.

ELECTRIETTE!!! I miss you! Hold down that dolphin cave for us while we’re gone!

Sooooooooooo

That.

Praise Jed___

Aren’t we supposed to be the #1 super most duper stacked server ever?

PRAISE JED___!

You should know that wearing your tag, you represent your guild. If you do something that you know your guild won’t like being associated with, you should at least stop representing them. Thats why the button says “Represent.”

That said, I have GoF friends so I don’t really hold it against the guild as a whole :P

As long as our ____ and ______ Jed___ _ exists, SF shall be the yak parade Kodan Protectors!

Praise Jed___!

saiyr.3071:

SFShinigami.2015:

pot.6805:

JQ has been really boring to fight the past few days in NA prime. What happened?

Well I can’t speak for the rest of JQ but SF was on a ____ pilgrimage to the site where our ____ and ______ Jed___ _ protected the great dolyak parade from the barbarians of FA and then consumed the Dolyak in a fit of gluttony that would make hedonism-bot proud.

SF was on a butt pilgrimage??

Praise Jed___!

pot.6805:

JQ has been really boring to fight the past few days in NA prime. What happened?

Well I can’t speak for the rest of JQ but SF was on a ____ pilgrimage to the site where our ____ and ______ Jed___ _ protected the great dolyak parade from the barbarians of FA and then consumed the Dolyak in a fit of gluttony that would make hedonism-bot proud.

CuddleStrike.8215:

Score Update!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chilling in TC DR, you guys are such a fun bunch!

<3 much love TC <3 I wish I ran into you guys more on the battlefield though

You garnished toast without me?

Darius Glazkov.9750:

hi

Well I would hope you would look at the posts prior to the MERC discussion as well but its not as good these days with my story of EP Blobbing having gone missing….

PRAISE JEDSUS!

I’m so conflicted. Who will jump on my corpse when I rep LOVE and whos corpse will I jump on while I rep LOVE

<3

PRAISE JEDSUS

Mance.5640:

burningoat.7052:

Mance.5640:

Meanwhile in the real world while BG pugs complain that they may not out number JQ 2v1 in 3 out of 4 time zones anymore…

http://blackgatewvw.com/forum/index.php?/topic/1405-bg-arms-race-fundraiser/

Find ONE post like this from JQ rofl.

JQ’s new motto “Quality over Quantity” #getgood (trademark- some NS guy.)

ALSO [SG] is recruiting PvF warriors from #magswag to bolster our forum coverage, you can remain on #magswag of course.

You can make any forum post about JQ being better than BG or SoR in skills etc etc(in #magswag fashion), at the end you have to say SHADOW GYPSIES RULE or something lame like that. At the end of the week send me your forum post tally, I will review your work and [SG] will send you 1sp per post as payment.

Good Sir, the trademark you are referring to is “#GetGud” please do not make this mistake again

Ah #getGud! got it.

Also #magswag, Our guild bank has 20gp we just raised to hire PvF Muscle!

Mance. I’m just gonna come out and say it.

You make me feel like Mancen!

I wanna Mance the night away!

Praise Jedsus!

Not only is Jedsus our Lord and Savior, he’s also our Lawyer Savior!

Jedsus H Chris, that BG blob on the forums borderland

All hail Jed Quarry

Monsoon.2589:

dwahvel.7356:

Seigfried.5938:

GG JQ, you have successfully over-stacked up the SEA/EU timezones, fielding about 3 times our numbers accross all the borderlands.

What bg can’t coast to a easy victory now?!!? Sorry JQ but looks like the BG trolls have turned on ur server. Enjoy it while it lasts, however they seem to get pretty obsessive.

Sorry, Blackgate is currently busy helping other servers getting their Teq kills and achievements with opening/managing our TS to other servers as well as helping people guesting to us.

Feel free to keep doing these 24 hrs wvw full map pushes and all-nighters JQ… we will be back after we are done helping the GW2 community.

Kiss Kiss
/wave

I think its worth pointing out that shortly after BG killed Tesquirtl JQ did too. JQ also began guesting to other servers to help and organized a few overflow instances alongside our own home instance and we opened up our TS to others too. PvE, PvX and the WvWers doing PvE from all servers are generally pretty open about helping each other out in this game because they all want to have fun. I know I’ve fought Tesquirtl more than once with my snugglebuddy Stealthzor and his awesome eyefinity AC skillz.

Protip: GD is the only new guild in that list

ELECTRIETTE! I MISSED YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Good to have TC back, theys good peeples

saiyr.3071:

IMO the only honorable way to fight in WvW is to line up in rows and shoot each other with rifles.

http://youtu.be/DntlqPk_PiE

MAINTAIN LINES MEN!

FACT: Everytime you yell “PRAISE JEDSUS” an angel gets its wings.

To quote the immortal Homer Simpson, "Aw, you can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that. "

PRAISE JEDSUS!

So, thems fights today. Good stuff.

Also, Clockradio you’re probably my favorite SoR, right behind Covergirl.

PRAISE JEDSUS!

well im sorry that some traits give me vitality and that i picked up food to help for the day :P

250 from inspiration, 70 from food, 30 from runes :P

LOVE garrison + Score update and commanding on zerker mesmer! woo!

PRAISE JEDSUS!

I don’t think you’re very familiar with what a Klingon is.

CuddleStrike.8215:

Score Update!!!!!!!!!

And look who’s back!!!!!!!!! Welcome back Veritas! <3

<3 from the LOVE Asuras <3

Hmm, Veritas is cuter!

And YES the made Jed change, so sad. THEY’LL NEVER STOP US FROM BEING JED QUARRY THOUGH!

JEDSUS SAVES! Oh wait, no he doesn’t cuz someone reported his name and now he’s just JED SAVES….

Religious Persecution! Religious Persecution! Someone call the GW2CLU!

Esqi.8496:

What’s wrong with Oceanic?

its kind of…Flakey?

CuddleStrike.8215:

SFShinigami.2015:

Jet.4795:

FA I really hope you guys get more coverage. You are the server I hope to see next in T1 on a regular basis, so many great guilds to fight. Keep them up!

As the holder of the Missionary Position in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints, I found the residents of Fort Aspenwood to be very honorable and receptive to the word of our Lord and Savior, Jedsus Chris. There were only a few blasphemers that week with Mag that seemed like they belonged more with Mag than FA. Plus, they’ve got some baby sF over there that are just snugglywugglyscrumptiouscherrycheesecakepiefaces!

Also, I’m going to take this moment to point out something to BG, that whole bread theme thing? All me (Cuddles may have helped a lil). Breadgate is totally a product of Bread Quarry

ASK CUDDLES!

PRAISE JEDSUS!

Helped a little? ! Sif!!!!

PRAISE BREADGATE AND BREAD QUARRY 2013!

snuggles shini so silly shini! Now go to bread!

Don’t forget Fort Aspenbread!

Jet.4795:

FA I really hope you guys get more coverage. You are the server I hope to see next in T1 on a regular basis, so many great guilds to fight. Keep them up!

As the holder of the Missionary Position in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints, I found the residents of Fort Aspenwood to be very honorable and receptive to the word of our Lord and Savior, Jedsus Chris. There were only a few blasphemers that week with Mag that seemed like they belonged more with Mag than FA. Plus, they’ve got some baby sF over there that are just snugglywugglyscrumptiouscherrycheesecakepiefaces!

Also, I’m going to take this moment to point out something to BG, that whole bread theme thing? All me (Cuddles may have helped a lil). Breadgate is totally a product of Bread Quarry

ASK CUDDLES!

PRAISE JEDSUS!

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

Super Wilson.7408:

Just three little SF fellas making people want to uninstall the game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_syOEID1nU

PRAISE JEDSUS!

As holder of the Missionary Position in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints, I would like to announce that Strike Force shall be moving back in time approximately 15 years to play against ourselves in the game “Magestorm,” the game in which we originated. For as it is written in the only passage of the book of Nick the Nickarella, “Why play with others, when you can play with yourselves.”

May the Wok, the Mance and the Holy Waha be with you all. Jedmen.

As the holder of the Missionary Position in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints, I cannot let this lie stand. We all know TW runs from accepting their true savior, Lord Jedsus Chris, into their guild. HE APPLIED AND EVERYTHING!

As the holder of the Missionary Position in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints, I am proud to announce, that despite our differences in interpretations of the words of Jedsus Chris, and the near genocidal conflicts between the two sects, JQs new SEA guild from Mongolia, [FGJ], has named me their English translator and spokesman. With that in mind I would like to extend the warm wishes of fierce snuggling to BG and SoR with hopes of many future snuggling sessions.

PRAISE JEDSUS!

JQ would like to officially welcome our new Mongol Hoarde SEA guild, “For Great Jedsus” [FGJ].

drake.2135:

Jet.4795:

Shifty.4985:

Jet.4795:

Shifty.4985:

Jet.4795:

Shifty.4985:

Jet.4795:

Shifty.4985:

Jet.4795:

Where is the love??!?!?

I have love in means of a gf irl
but i do this for fun

Well so do I but the Forum love….that’s what counts!

I dont know how to possess such a thing :’(

You believe in Jedsus……YOU BELIEVEEEE

Who is this Jedsus you speak of?!?!

How dare you…….

No im serious o.O

He is the almighty, the lord and savior. He is the light at the end of the tunnel, water in the desert, and the spark of which starts the fire. He knows all sees all, you are forgiven and are now blessed with Jedsus. (In all seriousness though leader of SF).

I recommend you stop posting on things that have nothing to do with the thread.

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH! The Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints is the sole redeeming aspect of this matchup! JEDSUS CHRIS ZERGED FOR YOUR WINS!

FOR GREAT JEDSUS!

In the name of the Wok, the Mance and the Holy Waha, Jedmen.

tl;dr: Lots of things with Jed in them

Jedbacca.6297:

I have two characters with Comm tags that I take out in WvW. One is a tall Norn Guardian with the Medieval armor from the gem store, typically in red, white and blue. The other is a huge Charr Warrior with the upper body of a tiger god and the lower body of a horse (all parts involved), with CoF armor. Colors are typically random depending on our theme night, but you’ll usually see me with a wild pack of SF around whether it is 15-15 to 15. You will also notice me on the field where your teams are probably spamming their aoe’s and cc’s, quite possibly already marked with a target from a member of your group.

I got a hell of a lot of respect for all commanders out there, we all know what it’s like out there in the open field Scary place out there when you have a server full of people you are fighting and the person they want dead first is typically the commander.

As the holder of the Missionary Position in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints, it is also one of my duties to review all press releases released by the Church. As such….

Fixed that for you. PRAISE JEDSUS!

As some of you may remember, many of the residents of Jed Quarry recently took upon themselves the responsibility of bringing the words of our Lord and Savior Jedsus Chris to the other tiers. When attempting to return, the expedition met with many challenges, including two subsequent crash landings in new areas. As is required in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints, upon return, an investigation was undertaken and the findings and rulings, issued by Judge Sammichmancer of the Quaggan Spread are published forthwith.

Captain Kelo of the Lady Antonym Seasniffer, despite his incident dripping with excuses seeming to hide ulterior motives, has been exonerated of all wrongdoing and negligance in the instance of his crash landing upon the lands of Dragonbrand. Instead, the accident was determined to be the fault of one Virgil the Cabin Boy, inserting himself into places he shouldn’t have been.

However, Captain Thorich of the Red Seasniffer of the Proletariat, following the discovery of evidence implicating him in the receiving of stolen Magswag #yolo420 in return for favors not listed here, has been stripped of his command, though he shall maintain his current rank.

It is also with great sadness that I report that in a drunken rage during the investigation, Captain Thorich once again crashed his ship, this time resulting in one casualty. Evidence given below.

May Jedsus be with you all, in the name of the Wok, the Mance and the Holy Waha.

Also. SCORE UPDATE!

Weaselfierce.5241:

Up jumped Jade Quarry from behind the hill
Yelling and screaming, ready to kill
We double-veiled and charged right into that zerg
Hitting that Titanic giant like an ice-berg
I went down hard during that initial hit
So many red feet I thought that was it
But then the sea of downed turned red
As the Hammer-train put that zerg to bed
When commander Mance marched back I had to ask
“How come you’re still up after that gruesome task?”
Commader Mance turned and yelled my way
“Wear that PTV armor, that what I say”

PRAISE THE HOLY TRINITY! Jedsus Chris, Woks on Water and his Papal Glory Saint Mancus of the Malhavoc!

Once again THE MAN is keeping me down, censoring the holy word of Jedsus Chris! Every time I try to say “PRAISE JEDSUS!” in map chat I get supressed

Also, I was using meatier shower to illustrate to Cuddles that going to bread is not always the only option.

I am a bit saddened today as I am going to have to cut back my time spent as Holder of the Missionary Position in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints. Typically I could spend many hours a week completely dedicated to this position, but last weeks acting up by little JQ has made it extra clear to me that something must be done to repair this dysfunctional relationship between SoR and BG before someone winds up dead in a ditch. Today I am announcing that I will be returning to my previous position as marriage counselor to the aforementioned couple.

Now, I know little JQ is going through that special time in its life when its body of players is changing. Certain areas of coverage are getting larger and its starting to notice that cute RP server down the street, TC. That is why little JQ needs a proper example set for it by SoR and BG and each of them attempting to use JQ to get back at the other is not the way to go about this. With that in mind, I challenge everyone to go out and have fun together this week so that this family tier can be a wholesome one!

PRAISE JEDSUS!

Tomorrow I fear I might be returning to my job as BG and SoR’s marriage counselor…

PRAISE JEDSUS! Truely they all have the spirit of Woks on Water in their heart and the justice of Waha in their fists!