Dude! You are much better at jokes than you are at maths 
If it is time for thanking then I have too many to make, so I’ll just say a few:
The elementalist community. The only reason why I have kept posting on these forums is because I truly enjoy discussing theory with my fellow element wielders. Thank you all. A quick browse through the forums of other classes shows that we are evidently the best community 
. I must bring forth the names of our great companions along who I have had the pleasure of providing guidance: Neko, Daphoenix, and more recently DEKeyz.
The Retaliate[rT] guild. The best of the best. Spearheaded by the almighty Sanderinoa, they have constantly promoted clever gameplay and excellence. Playing alongside rT members is what has given me my will to achieve more and never settle for less. In all my lengthy gaming life I had never encountered such extraordinary individuals. I highly recommend anyone to ambition to join them, as the experience is enriching on so many levels.
Finally there is someone without who none of this would have been possible. When I first arrived on these forums there was little theorycrafting available, so I wrote the first version of my guide. I was very inexperienced. But what I wrote was unusual enough to be noticed by a man known to few, the dark lord: Haviz. His mentoring is what led me to develop my guide. Although his powers are only matched by his lack of tact , any self-respecting elementalist should carefully listen to his advice.
Eh well, I like to be pompous. Anyway, even when the environment was hostile, it has been a lot of fun!
This is the end of my guide.
Zelyhn
(edited by Darox.8069)
We used to have fractals 50-80 and less AR before, that was a true challenge.
Now in order to test ourselves we must do level 50 with less than 5 people and no guardians. Some people like to solo too
Do carry on to level 50 though, it is still the only enjoyable “end game” experience in GW2.
EHP is not ignored by conditions, only armor is, wich is just one factor comprised in the EHP
Anyway this is good but eh, remember my build analysis oZii? Good old times when Daphoenix was around and I was modest
If you die at Jormag then you are not ready for PvE
In case it wasn’t clear that I am a pretty casual player, I am. For someone who wrote such a lengthy guide, your answer is pretty useless and dismissive.
Somtimes I am bad 
In all seriousness going range can be double edged as you will never learn how to deal with the challenges of being melee. This is detrimental since you need to be in melee to be most efficient.
Anyway, you should never use a scepter in PvE apart for might stacking before conjuring LH; although I would advise to use a D/F build instead.
I basically only play with both hands when I need to move and use skills at the same time. If I stand still, I usually take one hand back, usually it being inactive.
As for rubiks cubes, not as much now as I used to. My limits were around the 9-10 second mark, without putting extensive amounts of time into practise. Around that, motivation began dropping, but I still solve them once in a while. Back to ~20 seconds, though.
Yeah I can imagine, long breaks do that, but don’t despair: your performance time will certainly recover quickly with practice. Also, to treat the lack of motivation, have you ever considered that maybe you aren’t into cubes anymore? Try experimenting with a rubiks sphere, people do that nowadays and it is considered equal in many countries
So could you do a GL duo all by yourself with your hands on two computers?
Is it me or you rarely play with both hands Dub?
Like those time when you beat arah speed records and then we can see you lagging and mouslicking on your PoV “Hey, guess how much faster we could have been with both hands!?”
You must really love rubiks cubes
Also 6/6/2 is one of the best spec for underwater combat. Not that anyone does any of that, but just for your information
Want more interesting facts?
Burning speed’s range is not the 600 indicated in the tooltip. In fact it is closer to 400 and may be reduced or augmented with a number of factors that are hard to control for.
This matters because it means it is possible to swap to fire and land Sun spot before casting burning speed and hitting your target with the blast. Well you know, just one more reason why 6/6/2 D/F was always superior those LH builds
Yes, I did.
Burning speed’s evade time is 0.75s while the animation time for the spell is about 0.9s. Therefore there will be a short time lapse (likely at the beginning of the animation) where you are not evading.
I have not yet tested to record the delay time before the evade starts. I’m quite inactive nowadays, but I’m sure someone like DEKeyz will find the time to delve into that
That’s pretty awesome
One remark though: is it constrained to “meta” TC or can we talk about anything?