Guild Wars 2

So I should have about 3-4 more months of effortless Alphard kills, then.

What spin attack? The one she never uses?

Was it really THAT hard to document every kitten dungeon change?

ROOOOB!

Also did they touch Lupus? Tell me they didn’t touch Lupus, I need a new world record tonight.

Wethospu.6437:

Yay, now pugs can continue using their horrible faceroll tactics and still win.

Name bosses that couldn’t be done using “horrible faceroll tactics”. Hard mode: No Lupus.

Ran AC, still a joke, -1/10.

Someone please confirm/deny feedback still works on Lupus projectiles.

NO NO NO, don’t fix “NO NO NO”.

HatSimulator.9362:

Not viable in WvW anymore, sorry.

Not giving a kitten about wubwub, sorry.

Please tell me you didn’t “adjust” Lupus projectiles, my team needs a new speedkill world record.

Glass cannon Warrior no longer a viable choice

Here’s an interesting tidbit. I’ve been running full zerker warrior since October and never used heal on crit food until recently. Not suffering much.

Izuna.5307:

aha just smack him with prison bars and he never gets the scales and its hilarious

What sorcerous feature is this?

And then there’s these two who can’t read post creation date.

Holy necro batman.

For the last kittening time, people are kittening when:
1) They get kittened over by the RNG, which happens more than often.
2) The variance of the RNG is too kitten big, the same kitten mob should NOT have a kittening precursor and a porous bone on the same loot table.
3) Idiotic implementation of a RNG or idiotic use of a correctly working RNG equals points 1 and 2.

Am I seeing ascended “accessories” there?

Writetyper.1985:

Have you considered really pushing it?

Gotta get our tactic down perfectly first.

I’ve revved up my disappointment.

Also I’m ready for features.

Zumy.6318:

As it is accesible to buy one or get one from MF, the droprate is totally fine.

For the last kittening time.

The problem with precursors is the lack of a finite, deterministic, difficult, skill-based method of obtaining one.

Just because YOU, a single player, got extremely lucky, does not imply the global precursor situation is okay.

Okay?

The game is not TP Wars 2, if I wanted to flip and manipulate the market I’d play the stock exchange for real dosh.

And then the “Everything’s fine, I got a tonna precursors and mondo legendaries” guy chimes in.

Wethospu.6437:

So 3.5 Might party-wide. I admit it’s not that great anymore.

How did you calculate that?

haviz.1340:

I’d rather have more bosses like lupicus or simin than autoattack bosses when you have 1 certain proffesion in your team composition.

You and me both buddy.

haviz.1340:

Because it’s probably not working as intended (punching her during her animation stops her from spinning).

This is not an Alphard-specific feature y’know.

And yes, she’s tedious when one ability can negate so much of her mechanics.

Soon™.

Calling it.

Wukunlin.8461:

on a more serious note, lupi and alphard (when you let her do the spinning one shot thing) are both pretty exciting fights.

Why would you let Alphard do her stupid spin2win ability to begin with?

Toxyn.9608:

I agree. I have the DM title, but didn’t feel like a master when I entered a group that decided to do “3-in-1” and stay in melee againt Alpha while against a wall. I play much better doing things legit and staying mobile during a boss. I’m not opposed to skipping mobs, but I am opposed to glitches / cheesy gameplay.

Didn’t they remove the 3-in-1 feature already?

It should, but the Rage sigil is worthless and you can’t change it.

Zom doesn’t accept other sigils AFAIK.

3 warriors achieve 96% Fury uptime with instant cast FGJ and way over 100% with Signet of Rage. I think it’s vastly preferable over a 2-second cast banner elite.

Wethospu.6437:

Curious, what build Warriors are using? And have you considered elite Banner on Warriors?

Full DPS, banner elites are not needed. The only non-DPS utility I used for the kill was BStance.

Robert Hrouda.1327:

dat feedback…. I’m gonna have to look into that one…

Great job though – that’s some pretty quick time.

There’s no need to alter Lupus’ projectile behavior.

tolunart.2095:

The alternative: make it easier to obtain a legendary weapon. Everyone who wants one grinds until they get it, or two or three… and in a month the complaints start…

Are you implying farming the dosh for a manipulated precursor is hard? ‘cause it isn’t, it’s just tedious.

Rebuilding a loot table is tedious unnecessary work, it is vastly preferable to maintain a constant table of possible results instead.

DreadLord.3275:

Yeah but when you do 50 attempts in a row technically you have a higher chance of getting the precursor.

No you don’t, the forge has no memory.

23:59:59 PST.

Called it.

I did not (and do not) flush any dosh down the mystic toilet. Opted to buy my Dawn relatively cheap a few months ago.

However, when I get 4x 210 tokens I buy random offhands and flush them down. Pearl comes out.

Lupus is fine and unchanged.

Oh boy, yet another one of these threads.

Here I go.
Champion Destroyer Crab
Champion Giant
Inquest Powersuit event
Sir James Russell the Gorilla
The dog in CM2 (questionable - I always killed him for no good reason)
Nightmare knights and puppies
Royal Oozes
Endless waves of Inquest
Magg's lava room trash
That’s enough for now. Don’t skip these guys.

haviz.1340:

It means something when you’re not being carried.

Dunno about you, I never got carried in any part of the game.

haviz.1340:

No because there’s no prestige in that. Never was.

Gee and here I was under the impression that clearing content means something.

I’m just now wondering if we are going to see even more pleas or she becomes one of the 99% of the bosses which you can defeat with one hand or even finger.

All things considered, I’m guessing scrublords are going to beg that sparks go to their places on their own.

B-but precursors aren’t manipulated or anything, it’s just supply and demand, right guys?

… Right?

haviz.1340:

A plea has been successful, no need for that anymore.

Did you already complain about the “devaluation” of the “prestige” of the DM title?

Mesmer without a doubt.

pdfrod.1948:

Still waiting for that video that clearly shows the bug.

You’re gonna have to be more specific. Simin can feature in more than one way.

Leo G.4501:

Alt-swapping, in my opinion, is cheating because the character did no work to get any rewards and is exploiting a system that is in place to help players with connections who inevitably drops from time to time.

Well, that’s just like, your opinion, man.

Remember, being kittened by the RNG is FUN.

Yozoh.8179:

They killed Lupicus in 2 mins 20 seconds – that is why.

Weth has very valid points, some of which I didn’t notice while doing the kill. I’m positive we can do a 2-minute kill if we apply ourselves and Lupus stops being a little kitten and does what we want him to.

Your [Feedback] has been noted. We’ll work on it™.

Features, features everywhere.

Bukkebruse.2810:

I think it’s the “hardcore mode” where you get kicked if you use an exploit or get killed.

Too hardcore for me.

No no no. The last thing the game needs is console kiddies.

haviz.1340:

I can organize some runs (EU) but there’s one rule you might not like it

“You must kill the champion giants patrolling in p3”?

And here’s our personal record of 2:20 minutes.

World record?

See thread title.