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Lion and Lioness from elona pls ;P

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Attention dungeon forum denizens.

I have a job.

Bow down to me. Worship me. Carry me in dungeons. Compliment me on my PHIW build. Comfort me in my time of need, lowly cretins.

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My necromancer hit 80 yesterday, I have a job, I have not had time to do the story quest yet"

What if those 4 other guys have a job too?

Good, everyone should be gainfully employed. I asked them how old their characters were, especially the guy who had the ascended greatsword (could’ve been account bound from a mesmer or something, who knows). Two of them said it was their only character, one said it was his third, one said it was his second, and of course it was my third 80 as well. The lowest AP score of the entire group was mine, at 3,486.

You mean to tell me those two guys who only have one character each, one with ascended weapons, and more than 3.4k AP each, have NEVER done the CoF story?

I completed the CoF story for the first time with the rest of my guild when all of us were sub level 80 on our only characters, I had something around 800 AP.

m8, I’ve seen people with over 14k AP who have never set foot in a dungeon.

Your experience does not = everyone else’s experience.

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My necromancer hit 80 yesterday, I have a job, I have not had time to do the story quest yet"

What if those 4 other guys have a job too?

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Yes, actually I just noticed that about 30 mins ago when I was pugging. In fact I was so busy kittening about it that I didn’t notice that they chose to save the inquest. That pyramid was one of the constants in my life.. and now it’s gone. Forever T_T

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What kind of stealth changes >_>

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I’m not one of these backseat elitist speadsheet players

As opposed to who?

Every single one of these ‘zerker’ players who just load up those ‘meta’ builds and think that makes them good players. Everybody knows that builds dont mean anything in this game, it’s all about skill.

I can outdps even the best so called ‘good’ meta player with my cleric’s guardian simply by staying alive. rlly smh why can’t ppl learn.

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It’s pizza if I say it’s pizza. I’m not one of these backseat elitist speadsheet players, I know what a pizza is when I eat it. I cook how I want.

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Got dungeons done and now I’m bored again, so I’m on facebook rating my friend’s cooking photos.

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No Mawdrey For Me I Guess... :-(

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I can’t play how I want because I’m forced to do something I don’t want to do!!!

#Firstworldproblems.

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Money fixes everything!

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Btw if anyone needs a commander tag to make pugs and casuals pay attention to them in dungeons, buy it now because it’s going up to 300g next patch.

Stop living in your fantasy world!

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They need to stop pushing ‘esports’ because it’s not happening.
However, implementing rewards/skins etc to pvp is fine. PvE has had it’s fair share of updates. PvP has less players for a reason, because its rewards are poor and it lacks variety.

If anything they should throw this esports kitten in the dumpster and invest all the time they’ve wasted on that into making new things for all game modes, especially pvp.

Solution against jealous kids?

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Welcome to the part of the ‘community’ that accuses us of being ‘toxic.’
You’re just going to have to use fillers and proxies to get past these people sadly :(

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Just for tonight, I’ll be back here tomorrow like a sucker.

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What the kitten. For real. That’s it. I’m done. I’m actually done.

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Ohhh myyyy gawd.

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(and swift will say I am an instigator again :/)

Instigating is when you say things like that ;)

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Random information but- I know how to make dough and can toss, slap and screen a pizza in under 30 seconds :o

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You guys are basically my family. Can’t ask for a better one tbh. <3

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I can’t say which one is more horrible for me, reading all this culinary disaster or thinking of arenanet like a disgusting frozen pizza with rotten tomato sauce in a murican fastfood and the waiters trying to trick you into thinking you’re in Naples or something.

omg lol

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Granny smith apples on a pizza O_O

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Ah but that pizza sounds like it’s a little too generous. Next patch they should remove the olive and replace it with rat faeces. It’s a fair trade, take with one hand and give with the other.

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I have to agree. When I was in Australia the only food I found acceptable was the Japanese and Vietnamese I ate literally everyday for 3 months. The pizza was pretty awful. But sometimes it was better than the ramen.

HOWEVER… I literally have never had a better pink lady apple than i did in australia. And I’m a total apple snob.

The only way you can get a decent pizza here is if you’re prepared to pay alot for it. You have to go into a classy restaurant, preferably one with a wood fired oven.

Come see me next time you visit :P

Can’t. Sorry. No internet. No netflix. I’d rather shove 5 of the spiders that tried to kill me up my butt.

mhm yeh the internet is really bad T_T. Come see me when you visit canada some time then lol.

As for pineapple, I like it better on pizza than raw. It just gets so sweet and juicy…

Also good: spinach, feta, kalamata olive, and tomato. No flavor palette is better than the greeks :-)

YES. YES THIS ONE GETS IT.

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I have to agree. When I was in Australia the only food I found acceptable was the Japanese and Vietnamese I ate literally everyday for 3 months. The pizza was pretty awful. But sometimes it was better than the ramen.

HOWEVER… I literally have never had a better pink lady apple than i did in australia. And I’m a total apple snob.

The only way you can get a decent pizza here is if you’re prepared to pay alot for it. You have to go into a classy restaurant, preferably one with a wood fired oven.

Come see me next time you visit :P

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I like pineapples on my pizza Hawaiian is a big thing in Australia too. I just order a Hawaiian without ham because I don’t like ham. Or better yet I make my own, because pizza from the main pizza chains in Australia is disgusting.

Now imagine a pizza crust drenched in oil that tastes like it’s come from the greasy head of a teenager who hasn’t showered in weeks. A cheese topping that has the consistency of rubber and tastes like plastic. ‘Beef’ (although I think they just call it ‘meat’ because god knows what’s in it) that tastes like half defrosted cardboard and crumbles into pieces in your mouth like that one sandwich you left in your bag back in high school for over a month. Ham is usually placed in small rectangular chunks, it’s slimy and tastes as if it’s been fished out of a rotting dumpster. Pepperonis come as a couple of dry and hardened disks that are basically stale. You know when you forget to brush your teeth and that bad plaquey taste/smell settles in your mouth? That’s what eating that pepperoni does to you. Vegetables are soggy and discoloured, as if they have been soaked in some sort of preservative preparation for a couple days beforehand. The sauce? It’s oily as well and you’re lucky if you don’t find any hair in it.

I could go on forever about the sorry excuse for pizza in this country.

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I’m upset that dungeons are being cleared faster in a way that I don’t want to play. Because of my choices I feel like I’m at a disadvantage and the game should be changed to suit me and to punish the people who adapt to get faster runs than me.

/everynerfzerkerthreadonforums.

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:o Blasphemy!

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Here’s my tale I guess.

I like pineapple pizza and chocolate. Sometimes I like grilled chicken burgers and those salad things from olive garden with the breadsticks.

The dungeons are boring to me now, but playing with friends makes them bearable.
My Aussie internet connection is potato so no more spvp till I go back to Canada.
I hate WvW with a passion.
Open world is in the gross/yuck pile.

I think about too many things at once. I have a migraine everyday, sometimes they last for many days at a time without a break.
I play this game to kill the thoughts and distract from the migraines even when it can make them more violent.
This game is unhealthy for me. But I am unhealthy for me.
So it works out.

TL:DR.

  • This game is a distraction.
  • I like olive garden breadsticks.

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I am shocked by the playtimes and time invested (wtf: 10+ hours PER DAY since launch of the game? what the kitten you doing in you life?).

Living the dream.

Class for dungeoning

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Engi is going to be more useful in the times to come, mesmer’s gone backwards a bit but if you run meta you can still take it. If you want the ‘best’ at this very moment you’re looking at eles, guards and warriors. Ranger’s a nice little throw in for frosty, thief’s great for trash skips, blind spams, holding FGS etc. Basically anything that is running meta and that isn’t necro is fine by most people.

Return of the Axe

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You don’t know math or the game better than ANet. Glad we got that settled!

lol what
Like what are you even talking about.

LOL this is the same guy who insisted bleed stacks don’t apply FIFO therefore using condi builds is good because the wiki says so, there’s no point arguing.

Wow. I never knew such specimens existed. I will have to add this one to my catalogue. O_O

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You don’t know math or the game better than ANet. Glad we got that settled!

lol what
Like what are you even talking about.

Cross Server Guild (Sorrows Gaming) [SG]

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Yeaaah no.

/Wrongsection

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Message to the OP: If you post anything in the forum other than max damage builds (the full zerker, noob build) you will incur the wrath of the Ranger forum stooges which always try to make the following points in their advice:

1. I (insert name here) am an amazing player because I deduced that Berserker does the most damage mathematically (even though devs published this for us)

2. I can beat content in full zerker (so I am awesome, baby) and you obviously cant because you like something that is not full zerker, therefore u are a cripple… With a crutch! And can’t use that full set of ascended berserker gear you have!

3. I will kick you and all my friends will too! Yes, i have friends (blush). And they will kick you because if you don’t play how I want you to, then u are PHIW player and u suk because only I can PHIW without being a PHIW player…. Or something. (pant)

4. I am AWESOME at mathematics but can’t seem to calculate that a 30s fight (with 5 participants) will take 30.5s if you bring a non max damage weapon (mainland axe) into a battle and that will make the whole dungeon run take hours longer! I mean if you bring a “weak” weapon into An easy dungeon it will take hours to finish… Right?

5. You should read my META Ranger thread for beginners…. What’s that? It’s no different than the advanced META? No, that’s your imagination!

6. Did I mention I am awesome, while trying to help you? I sometimes forget to brag about myself.

Uhm no.
If you post something and claim it to be amazing, then you should back it up with evidence or prepare to be told otherwise because you are spreading misinformation and many people don’t appreciate that.

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Well, we could ask questions here. Maybe they’ll respond, since it’s not their main forum.

Ah but you see, they can’t infract us there.

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Colesy the credit card can’t buy happiness. Friendship and bonding in dungeons buys happiness…
and makes an empty husk of the soul T_T

How about a dry top dungeon?

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We’re going too far, we can’t go back now

>_<

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:/
Well this is awkward cuz mine is:

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What if dungeons sold Gem stores?

/deep

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What if they sold dungeons in the Gem store.

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It will never happen T_T

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I got bored so yeh.

Didn’t Dancia warn about images like these?

Hmm If I recall she did say..

’O Swiftpaw,
prepare.
’O Dungeon forums sweet yet foul,
I swear.
Your time is ’a commin.
I bring upon thee a warning.
Posteth pictures unbecoming
and typeth words unloving.
The toxic community
will rise and swell
to bring about all hell.

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wonder what anet will do about this

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Soon *

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They need to just. Stop.

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Just joined a ping gear zerk only party since they usually do well. A full Ptv guardian joins and asks if thats ok even though he knows its full zerk team. The person who started the LFG and the group said yes. I left. He doesn’t understand why. lol.

I guess that’s motivation to keep playing -.-.

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I just keep gravitating back here. :/

7393 hours and I’m bored out of my mind. But keep coming back and doing same things over and over.

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Why are "elitists" viewed as the evil ones?

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I always tell old man coleslaw, ’don’t help anyone you don’t know unless it benefits you as well’ because they’re rarely thankful, they’re rude and obnoxious towards any suggestions and they often think its their god given right to be carried and if you refuse to then you’re the selfish one.

I’ve always been a believer in Egoism, in that it’s the idea that no one does anything without personal gain to themselves. Helping others isn’t done for altruistic reasons, it’s done because it makes the person doing it feel good about themselves. And with that I agree with it.

At best you get thanked and everyone is happy. At worst you get kicked from your own group and you LOL yourself to sleep that night.

I used to feel good about it regardless.. but after the constant abuse I just feel kinda dead inside.. Like wow I just spent all this time and effort on someone who doesn’t deserve it at all.. I could have been doing something way more productive in this time or actually helping someone I know who will be appreciative of it. T_T

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one of those huge 500-members, uber casual guilds.

Dat feel when you jump into a random pug and all of them have the tag of one of those guilds.

:|

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I always tell old man coleslaw, ’don’t help anyone you don’t know unless it benefits you as well’ because they’re rarely thankful, they’re rude and obnoxious towards any suggestions and they often think its their god given right to be carried and if you refuse to then you’re the selfish one.