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Revert Hero panel

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Why change that which (in my opinion) wasn’t broken in the first place?

I can do thirty Five-Dolyak Arm Curls.

Do you even lift, bro?

Satanic Symbols, Cults Etc

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Dear ArenaNet: I hope no one is offended by this thread but i have to say my peace. I love playing Guild Wars 2. I love the graphics, the diversification of the game and all that it has to offer. I know that there are still improvements to be made, but i seem to have one problem. Look that the New Utility Infusions and Ascended Amulets.
There is one with a Pyramid with an eye in the centre. This is an illuminati symbol and it’s satanic. We as players just want to enjoy the game. I want my kids to play the game too. But i have my values and will like to protect them from stuff like that. You have strict rules governing your game. Please apply some of the rules the items you add, because a lot of us playing this game are very educated and well aware of what is going on in the world. At the end of the day the more people play the more money you make. Isn’t that the point. Thanks for your time with love and respect

The professional whiners and perpetual self-proclaimed victims that make up the religious population of our society never cease to amaze and amuse me.

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New Legendary Effects - Share your vids/pics

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Howler! Aaaooooooooo! Show me the Howler! For Wolf!

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Combo Killer

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They should change it to “Trigger X Combos”. This can be done alone. The level of co-operation required to get the killing blow is just ridiculous.

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Do you even lift, bro?

How do Quaggans avoid "natural selection"?

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Actually, Quaggans have the ability to defend themselves quite well. However, they are also a very timid species that are ashamed of their more ferocious side. But if seriously threatened by predators, a village of Quaggans are no push-overs!

Only reason the Krait are able to bully the Quaggans is because they let the Krait bully them around rather than give in to their rage.

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Do you even lift, bro?

No knight's Ascended Amulet?

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This does not bode well for me.

I am head over heels in love with Knight gear on my Warrior.

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Charr vs Human vs Asura vs Norn

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The Wolfborn aren’t a military force. They’re just a local peace-keeping force in Knut Whitebear’s homestead, Hoelbrak. You never see them outside of Hoelbrak fending off Sons of Svanir or anything else you’d expect of a military force like the Lion Guard or Seraph.

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28th update

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Considering the drawbacks of Vengeance, it wasn’t unbalanced at all. 99% of fights you’re already dead before Vengeance has charged up!

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corrupted shortbow why?

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All-in-all I’m just glad they finally decided to give them unique inventory icons. It was a royal pain trying to find them in the midst of blue and green vendortrash!

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Combo Killer

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Yeah I’d gladly trade it for Daily Kill Variety!

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Crafting Daily - PLEASE REMOVE

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I have been told that refining works for the achievement.

Indeed: making Ingots/Planks do count.

No need to get your panties in a twist, people.

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Combo Killer

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This better be VERY, VERY rare in the rotation of the new Dailies.

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Combo Killer

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Its not working.

Dark Combo Field+Leap Finisher with my Necro buddy are not updating it!

I hope this is a very rare achievement, because it friggin’ blows. Give my back my Daily Variety!

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Combo Killer

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Combo Killer?

What sorcery is this? How do you perform one? It is not working…

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Obsession with Quaggan

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Quaggans are the greatest thing to have happened to the world of gaming.

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Endless loading screen...

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It is just Hoelbrak I cant access apparently. It finally loaded something, but it booted me back to Lion’s Arch.

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Wait, no Laurels?

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Not as such, no.

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Endless loading screen...

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after path. As soon as I select a character I get an endless loading screen. Wonderful…

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Wait, no Laurels?

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Vendors in-game, bro.

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Wait, no Laurels?

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75 days for one Mini Pet.

Can I have a “lol”?

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My Armor is Racist

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The old Vikings actually used it on their Runestones here in Scandinavia.

It is highly authentic and not racist in the sligthest.

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The Orichalcum vein in Southsun Cove

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I’m fine with the change if they removed the freaking Champion as well.

A regular Ori vein should not be babysat by this thing.

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28th update

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I can’t believe they didn’t fix our Critical Hit Chance-increasing Traits not showing up on the Hero Panel…

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Human and Norn Romance?

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Especially if you provide a video or two.

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Male Norn animations(run/skill/etc.)

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Ahaha yeah! It looks awesome for female Norns, but the male animations reminds me of Magikarp from Pokemon. I have a friend who plays one and I can barely contain the laughter on Skype when he pulls out his sword and starts flopping around.

“Male Norn Ranger used Splash!”

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Theroy on the Jotun,Norn, Humans and the gods

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As I said, Koda might have multiple aspects. But hey, it was just a thought that crossed my mind.

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The Orichalcum vein in Southsun Cove

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Agreed on all points. It was the coupe de grace for Southsun, especially if they still let the Champion inhabit that platform.

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The Orichalcum vein in Southsun Cove

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“The Orichalcum vein in Southsun Cove is now a regular vein instead of a rich vein.”

Does this mean it will no longer be guarded by a Champion? It kitten not be!

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What should we do in the case of a golem uprising?

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One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the Golems will soon be take over. And I for one welcome our new Golem overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted Snaff Savant prize winner, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground metal mines.

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Caithe and Faolain - Nia and Cymbel.

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Yeah, I’ve wondered about that (though not in too much detail!), but that’s going to be something Ree will have to confirm for us. They have replica muscles that work like our muscles do, I assume…can a Sylvari even work out and become stronger by doing so? Sincerely, does a Sylvari even lift?

Considering the presence of buffer Sylvari body types I would be inclined to think that yes they can work out. It’s also possible that in order to get buffer/stronger they just concentrate really hard on photosynthesizing? xD

Or were those Sylvari simply “engineered” to be bigger and badder by The Pale Tree?

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The Norn Elite Skills... Seriously?

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Hounds of Balthazar is an amazing Elite.

You often see Human players use it rather than their class Elites!

I’ve yet to see a single Norn player use any of the Become The… in either WvW, sPvP or PvE.

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Globs of Ectoplasms...

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It is not rocket science. You ban the bots, you ban a fraction of the constant supply of Rare items which in turn limits the supply of Ectoplasms. Meanwhile the demand remains the same.

… t’was not a good time to start going for Mystic Clovers, in retrospect :S

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We don't like Trahearne *Spoiler Warning* [merged]

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Trahearne: What shall we call this fort?

My Character: Why don’t we call it Fort Trinity, in honour of all free factions coming together?

Trahearne: I have decided to call this place Fort Trinity.

…. eff you, Trahearne.

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I can't decide! MH sword or axe?

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Bleeding is a nice bonus on Sword, but don’t stack Condition Damage. Bleed gets really low bonus from Condition Damage, plus there is the stack limit and stuff. Go for pure and raw damage.

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What class troubles you the most

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Again, their base Health doesn’t matter due to how much Healing they have in Water. Nor does their low armour matter due to them having access to Protection in Earth.

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Theroy on the Jotun,Norn, Humans and the gods

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Koda could be an aspect of Bear. Or more likely, Bear is a more animalistic and simpler aspect of Koda.

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Full cleric viable?

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Sorry to have to slightly bruise your bubble, but Adrenal Health is not affected by Healing Power.. unfortunately.

Would’ve gotten the same healing out of it with no Healing Power.

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Corrupted Weapons

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Shaman Etched weapons are always …of Rage, I think.

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Human and Norn Romance?

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What does it matter?

Your Tyria isn’t the in-game Tyria!

Your Tyria has zero credibility!

“Yeah, you say the sky is blue, but that isn’t my sky. My sky is coloured pink due to the pink fecal matter left there by floating unicorns!”

I paid 65 bucks for my Tyria. Since I don’t have to interact with you or anyone else for that matter, I’ll play the kitten game any kitten way I want.

You can. You can not, however, argue against real lore using your own made-up lore like you’ve been doing in this thread. It makes you look rather insane in the membrane.

“Yeah, you say the sky is blue, but that isn’t my sky. My sky is coloured pink due to the pink fecal matter left there by floating unicorns!”

O.O
Can…can I live in your world?
Because that would be awesome and scary at the same time!

Sure, just remember to pack an umbrella.

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Cyrillic in Chat

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Need not only Cyrillic, but Google translator chat, so that everyone could read and write in their native language!

Because Google Translator is famed for it’s ability to accurately translate stuff into coherent sentences.

No, wait…

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Norn Racial Armor

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Yeah the “under-armour” should definitely not share the same colour as the pelt part. To make matters worse, t1 also has “under-armour” but allows you to dye the pelt part separately.

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Caithe and Faolain - Nia and Cymbel.

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One wonders though if Sylvari have sex like the “fleshy” races or if it is more platonic. After all, their genitals are just plant replicas of the real deal.

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Caithe and Faolain - Nia and Cymbel.

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Homosexuality is not frowned/discriminated upon in any in-game society. There is no evidence of that. Lets get that straight. The reason why we don’t see it because of our bigoted society, outside of the game world.

There might be two gay Norns living in a Homestead somewhere, Brokeback Mountain-style. We just don’t get any insight into it. That does not mean, however, that gay/lesbian Norns are discriminated against or somesuch.

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Charr vs Human vs Asura vs Norn

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Nope, but perhaps by a “family unit” of Norns living in a Homestead or something.

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Charr vs Human vs Asura vs Norn

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Norns are not just stronger because they are bigger. I’ve stated over and over that Norns are not simply bigger humans. They are mythological creatures, closer to stereotypical giants.

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Option to hide gloves and chest armor...

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Then how can you be the judge of what does and does not look like a man in a corset, you silly goose?

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Option to hide gloves and chest armor...

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Remove the “shield” strapped to it and tell me it is not a corset?

http://caperfrasers.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/manblackcorset2.jpg

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The dance

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Its hypnotizing to say the least. I could spend hours looking at female characters doing it.

The way their assets jiggle…

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Asura Heavy Armour skins

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Roman/Greek/Spartan.

Whatever.

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Corrupted Weapons

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No.

You defeat the Claw of Jormag and afterwards a Merchant opens up in the Vigil camp with all the cannons and stuff. He sells the recipes for the Corrupted weapons. He’s a Son of Svanir, hard to miss.

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