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Nice fix for Spiteful Talisman... not!

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Arghh. It seems pretty inane to fix a trait only partially.

You would rather they not fix anything until they can fix everything? It is completely a point of personal preference, (no one can really be right or wrong in this), but I will take a small fix over nothing.

The trait is still broken. I will not use a broken trait even if it is slightly less broken than before.

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Nice fix for Spiteful Talisman... not!

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That wasn’t what they fixed ;p. They never claimed to fix reapers touch being broken. They fixed the fact that the buff they gave to Spinal Shivers didn’t work when you took Spiteful Talisman.

I think you maxed out your fanboyism with this post coming to the defence of a broken trait that only got half fixed. Give your head a shake would ya?

Take a look at my sentence again. Notice the tongue in cheek smilies. There you go! Now we learned sarcasm on the internet. Good Boy!

That was a very, very bad use of sarcasm, mate.

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So. The whole event was just...

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The content isnt even done and you’re all complaining. This is part 3 of 4. It wasn’t meant to be a huge update, merely a bigger update than 1 and 2

Learn2Read.

Nobody here is talking about the story content.

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Halloween all over again.... good lord.

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At least they don’t jerk our chain around like other gaming companies

Actually that’s exactly what they are doing by putting account bound skins in the BLT chests.

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Braham's Hair For Us!!

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I’d rather have his Mace.

The only decent looking one in the game.

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Halloween all over again.... good lord.

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Freaking called it.

Freaking called it…

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Hope you stocked up on Ectos

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You can no longer salvage rare dungeon armour pieces for Ectos.

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So. The whole event was just...

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There’s a NPC in Black Citadel that sells the skins. Calm your butts. Though you need a currency that I don’t now how to get.

The currency are the tickets, that you get through the blacklion chest. I think.

Ouch… if true…

’tis true.

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Feminine Armor for Female Asura

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The idea of ‘feminine’ is different for Asura, having no boobs of their own (which is what human men only seem to care about).

You have to realize that there is no difference in equipment; there is just one set (male). Just because they don’t want to flaunt their mammies doesn’t mean they automatically want to wear men’s clothing.

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So. The whole event was just...

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I don’t have a problem spending gold, even real life money, when I know what I am getting. I am not touching anything related to RNG, Satan knows there is enough of that to kitten you over in the game already.

Hairstyle kits and such, yes.

“Gambling”, no. Never.

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So. The whole event was just...

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Oh come now. They’re the only substantial thing you can get out of the event at the present state. If you could get something skittenzy out of the event, too, it would be acceptable. But there is nothing.

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Thruln the Lost

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When at the peak of their civilization, the Jotun did in fact possess TARDISes.

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The Gems Store is blank

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Anyone? The UI is broken…

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Just do it already

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So you feel my pain. I just wish they’d accept that PvE and the rest are two separate games and treat the updates that way – so fixing or breaking one side doesn’t ruin the other.

Of course. As much as I hate Thieves with a passion, I realize their situation is the same as ours only in reverse.

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So. The whole event was just...

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… a big commercial for the RNG weapon skins for us suckers to buy with tons and tons of Gems.

Jeesh, its Halloween all over again.

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Just do it already

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Awww… just go be overpowered in WvW/sPvP instead. It is like us Warriors who thought our class would be viable in WvW/sPvP: they made us godlike in PvE instead.

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Elementalist Idea

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Elementalists have more than enough toys as it is.

1) They do not need new weapon types.
2) They do not need weapon switching.

I wish they could make the flame axe and magnetic shield more than useless skills. The damage they deliver is ridiculous.

^seconded. My first ever character was a Norn Elementalist who was gonna go around bash things around with the Earth Shield… Sigh.

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Disabled the use of some consumable items

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What does “some” mean? Anyone have a bunch they can test to see which ones work or not?

That’s what I am trying to find out by making this thread… :C

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Can you please check the black lion chests?

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Really just stop buying keys…that’s the only way anything will ever change.

^seconded.

Its a friggin’ scam, people.

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Patch Notes - Necro - 3-26-13

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So has anybody tested if heals work (regen, life transfer heal trait, etc.) work while in DS now?!?

No.

No it doesn’t.

The Regeneration boon icon just sits there, ticking down.

Taunting you… mocking you… laughing at you….

The same as it always has. But at least now it’s 100% clear about it from the first time you try it.

Yeah but at least back then it didn’t give you false hopes… Now it is just mocking you.

“Hah! Wouldn’t it be nice if I actually did something?!” – Regeneration Icon.

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Patch Notes - Necro - 3-26-13

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So has anybody tested if heals work (regen, life transfer heal trait, etc.) work while in DS now?!?

No.

No it doesn’t.

The Regeneration boon icon just sits there, ticking down.

Taunting you… mocking you… laughing at you….

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The Gems Store is blank

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It won’t load anything…

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Weapon skins?

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How? I’ve done everything new… Don’t tell me its RNG drop from the mobs? Oh god…

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Feminine Armor for Female Asura

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Showing skin from an asura at all is kind of tripping on the “furry” side, which probably isn’t somewhere Anet wants to go.

That’s ironic because Gladiator armour shows male and female Asura topless. Now, Asura don’t have knockers or bazoongas, but still it makes you feel really awkward wearing it.

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Nice fix for Spiteful Talisman... not!

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Arghh. It seems pretty inane to fix a trait only partially.

That’s exactly my point. The loss of Boon damage wasn’t my biggest issue with it to begin with because the damage bonus wasn’t that great anyway. The extra Healing/Vulnerability from a short cooldown on Reaper’s Touch, however…

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Nice fix for Spiteful Talisman... not!

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So? The fact remains that they still left the Trait broken. Half kitten

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Nice fix for Spiteful Talisman... not!

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Reaper’s Touch still retains it 18 seconds cooldown.

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Patch Notes - Necro - 3-26-13

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I love how they added that they fixed the Spiteful Talisman trait removing the damage per Boon removed on 5, yet they did not mention the fact that the trait does not reduce the cooldown properly on 4.

I wouldn’t be surprised if it still doesn’t; they only partially fixed Spiteful Talisman!

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Feminine Armor for Female Asura

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Oh please. Of course female Asura use “girly things”. Take a look at the female-only hairstyles with the fluffy bows and crap on them! It was just lazy design on Anet’s part. They could’ve easily made female versions for Asura equipment. Just because it is feminine doesn’t mean it has to go all stereotypical with cleavage and stuff; there could be subtle differences between the genders.

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Forum and in-game password not the same

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The saved password that the game client uses to log me in is far shorter than the one I log onto the forums with. Now the game client accidentally erased my saved one and the client will not accept the one I use on the forum!

Help!

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26.03.2013 Update

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Loads of love..

It is not love. They’re buffs, sure, but they are not buffs we need or asked for. Who the crap uses Kick or Rampage?

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Patch Notes - Necro - 3-26-13

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It mentions the boon part of the Spiteful Talisman, but nothing about the recharge! Anyone able to test if it properly gives you 20% faster recharge on 4?

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Disabled the use of some consumable items

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…in dungeons.

So.

What are these? Teleport guns? Stealth Kits? Anyone know yet?

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Should a Sylvari feel bad..

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Trees are not sentient.

As long as you’re not clear-cutting masses of woodland, I doubt they feel bad. Especially in a world where a tree goes from being cut down to fully grown in a matter of hours!

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The Maw just keeps breaking, doesn't it?

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The “Nearby Grawl have grown…” status of the event has been going on for days on my server, Fissure of Woe. There are no Grawl attacking at all and there is no way to advance the “plot” any further…

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New patch incoming

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I’m crossing every body part that could possibly be crossed and hoping for a fix for Spiteful Talisman.

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Best Looking Necro Weapons?

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Scepter: Eye of Rodgort

I be jelly.

Jesus H Christ on a pogostick, that one is starting to get close to Precursor price now. Its nuts….

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Can we get a workaround for Simin?

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The whole path needs to be increased to like 120 Tokens. Same with the Jotun path. Why run them when you can run the Chicken path in 1/3 or even 1/4 of the time for the same tokens?

Because there is a difference between a challenging path and farm path. If you want to farm arah tokens, go for path 3. Its easy and its fast. If you want a break from the monotony, go for the other paths.

I just did p4 with some guildies last night and it was fun. I was the only one that did p4 before (even before the nerf) and i was surprised how easy Simin is now. I mean they really nerfed it. We did it the first try, even if the guys didn’t had much clue what’s going on and we had a few people being petrified for more then a few seconds. Now with this nerf, i think p4 became the easiest path for an organized group. Its still long as hell but the bosses are waaaay to easy and the trash skipping is easier then in any other path.

I can’t understand people that want every path in every dungeon to be farmable. Every dungeon has its farm path and its longer and more tedious paths. Deal with it.

You’re wrong.

The rewards should be relative to the time it takes to complete.

It is not rocket science. Apart from getting Dungeon Master, nobody will ever do Path 1 and 4 again. It is a shame to have content that doesn’t get used more than once simply because the rewards are not in par.

Compare it to AC how every path in that dungeon is worth doing. That’s how it should be.

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what armor is this?

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Tactical.

Bought from Karma NPCs in Orr (not the Temples).

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Braham the Norn

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Political correctness, my friend. Diversity and all that. You can’t have an all-white race anymore.

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Put pets on a leash please

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I suppose the option there is to just stow them.

Until you take 1 point of fall damage for nudging a pebble and out the pet goes again!

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Do you carry every weapon?

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I don’t carry a Rifle because I have a Longbow.

I don’t carry a Greatsword because I have an Axe+offhand of choice.

Other than that… yeah. Carry the rest.

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Ghastly Weapons

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I prefer them in the day, can you please allow them never to glow?

^Exactly

Some people like them during the day, some during the night. Plus, they don’t only glow at night; they glow in dungeons and other dark areas as well.

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when kicking player, let us continue dungeon

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Don’t kick your leader.

LOL

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Human and Norn Romance?

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You can make a kitten Mr. T knockoff as well.

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Lets see your Necromancers/Reapers!

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My Charr Necromancer, Rotspike.

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Can we get a workaround for Simin?

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And also, buff the reward from the legendary giant event. 2 silver for 3 purple giants feels kinda like cheating. Not even a chest? Really?

The whole path needs to be increased to like 120 Tokens. Same with the Jotun path. Why run them when you can run the Chicken path in 1/3 or even 1/4 of the time for the same tokens?

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Can we get a workaround for Simin?

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You just need a big push. So the fight is still a DPS/burst check regardless of the intentions.

Which is what’s wrong with this encounter. You’re not supposed to need X spec or Y class to pass a dungeon. CoF1 is done best with ’zerker Warriors and Mesmers, but it can just as well be done with a mix of random classes albeit slower.

Dwayna on the other hand you can not beat unless you bring a certain number of damage per second. It goes against the core design philosophy of the game. This fight needs to be scrapped or totally redesigned.

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Kodan Profession Trainers

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A Kodan in Frostgorge explains that seemingly chaotic phenomena such as storms and whirlpools are necessary to maintain the Balance.

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Best Looking Necro Weapons?

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what no anomaly? that’s like the best focus ever.

Except it is pink.

Friggin pink, man.

Had it been a delicious shade of green, however…

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