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Suggestion for tank warrior

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Roll a Guardian.

Warriors don’t have the fancy self-healing abilities, nor Aegis or Protection that a Guardian has.

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Sylvari jokes

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The catchphrase of the hero of your people is “…this won’t end well…”.

I find that hilarious.

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Lower Risen Abomination's Frenzy Cap

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From what I can tell from your screenshot, it looks like the NPCs were to blame. Frenzy shouldn’t go up when hitting NPCs who are to “stupid” too dodge.

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How viable are Axes...?

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Well.

I’m sure us Warriors would gladly teach you how to move while spinning if you teach us how to reflect stuff!

Heh. Thanks for the input you guys.

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How viable are Axes...?

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My main is a Warrior and I’ve always wanted to throw his Axes around. But alas… So I’m thinking of starting a Ranger. But everyone I see use Longbow/Shortbow as their two weapons… So… how viable are Axes?

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Here's another hundred blades

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No thanks, I have enough blades already.

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Customisable Underwear

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Not “lingerie”.

LOINCLOTHS!

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Bleed warrior

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Until they fix Condition caps and structures being immune to Conditions, why bother?

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Show yer norns!

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Can you handle the beardsome?

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Lets see your Warriors!

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My look since… forever.

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Warrior two-handed dual weapon

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Only Norn Warriors would be strong enough

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Compare these two Axe Builds

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You do gain some sweet Crit Damage from the Trait line though.

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Human and Norn Romance?

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It’d be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway… A very tiny hotdog and a huge hallway.

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Why isn't Sorrow's Embrace more popular?

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This perplexes me. Sorrow’s Embrace:

  • 2 out of 3 paths are very easy.
  • The dungeon gives 2 very popular stat combos (Knight’s and Soldier’s).
  • Drops lodestones quite frequently.

So what gives?

1) People hate Dredge… for some reason.
2) The path without any Dredge (Path 1) was nigh impossible until recently.

I expect it to pick up in popularity once word gets out it has been made easier.

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Warrior Hammer - Staggering blow (4)

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It needs to be able to be used on the move to be even remotely useable. I’ve stopped using it in both PvP and PvE because the enemy will just walk out of range.

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Allow us to break banners in half

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If only they would give looting it’s own Seperate key…

Yeah. Picking up banners and starting to ress NPCs when I only want to loot is a big pet peeve of mine…

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magmaton hammer bugged ?

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No +crit% shows on Hero Panel, be it from equipment or Traits.

Anet assures us it is a visual bug only and that the extra crit% is there, we just can’t see it.

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Required Password Change Issues [merged]

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I can’t log in because it won’t let me change my password (which you FORCED ME TO)!?

The fields just reset to blank without any indication as to why it won’t work.

Let me keep my old, working, password!

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Compare these two Axe Builds

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In my opinion, 20 in Discipline is a must for any Axe build. Sharpened Axes is just sooo much fun because it lets you spam Eviscerate to your heart’s content without gimping yourself.

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Axe+Shield Animation Bug

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As a Norn Male Warrior, when using the auto-attack chain with an Axe, your character brings your Shield too close to your body, causing it to glitch through your arm!

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how does 'Battle Standard' works?

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I’m pretty sure it’s just the same 5 shared between all the banners.

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how does 'Battle Standard' works?

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The reviving effect is unreliable at best. Use it for the steroids.

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Farming Viscious Fangs

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Farming for items doesn’t work in GW2, plain and simple.

You would gain more fangs per hour by just farming gold and buying from the bots on BLTC.

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Asian armor sets

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There’s some Canthan themed weapons, but no armor yet. I’m not letting it stop me from making my ninja elementalist, double-wielding Usoku’s Needle.

… Yes, I’m aware historical ninja never used sai! XD

Also, they couldn’t shoot fireballs out of their fingertips.

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In Short, What Would You Change in the PS?

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- Demote Trahearne to Orr expert and adviser.
- Have the Destiny’s Edge be in charge of The Pact, with your racial mentor taking the role of Trahearne. I don’t mind playing second fiddle to Eir, nor would my character. rawr.
- Change the end fight with Zhaitan so that I actually get to swing my axe at his skull.

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Cursed Shore has Improved!

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Orr does seem better. BUT, the Risen pulling you had to go. Who needs a kittening speed bump every 20 ft. Those things ruined any sense of flow and fun in Orr for me.

Kind of sad now though. When they throw the anchor at you, the only thing that happens is that they immobilize themselves.

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Really bad lines you've grown fond of

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And there used to be a sound bug in hotw path1 where the Kodan NPC finds his sons.
“Wh-Wh-Wh-What is Wh-Wh-What is this – What is this?”

That one always made me laugh

It is still there, despite what the path notes says.

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Reworking Norn Elites

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I’m glad with the skills, it follows the elite trend of having a high cooldown for a strong skill.

Ahahahahaha!

Oh wait… you’re serious?

There is no reason to not remove the self root from the auto-attacks on these forms and the non-channeled attacks. None whatsoever.

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Reworking Norn Elites

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Agreed on all accounts. They’re just the worst racial Elites in the game.

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Optimum Trait Distribution for Glass Cannons

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30 in Strength isn’t about Grandmaster Traits.

It is about being able to get Dual Wielding and Axe Mastery.

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Farming is out of whack

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They just need to add more Lightning Elementals and that will sort it out. Expect Corrupted Lodestone-like price if you could actually farm the kitten things.

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who has better aoe and damage

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Condition Necro ftw lol. Honestly I love my condimancer and while I can’t burst down a single target like other classes I can round up any monsters within 1000 yards, stack 10-15 bleeds plus poison cripple chilll weakness etc. then spread it to the group for consistent second by second dps while I run around them laughing (necro brings out the sick and twisted in me ^/^)

Until you face one of the enemies immune to Conditions.

Until you play with another Condition Necro hogging your Condition stacks.

Until you need to destroy and object or structure.

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Battle Standard Might Stacks

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I don’t like Battle Standard for one reason:

Even with the cooldown reduction Trait, you get really low uptime on that thing. It doesn’t last long at all.

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Optimum Trait Distribution for Glass Cannons

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I like to go all in on Discipline for 30% Critical Damage, personally.

This is with Axe/X, btw.

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Lets see your Warriors!

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Hope you reinforced your boots around the heel area.

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Battle Standard Might Stacks

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Use Longbow Burst (Combustive Shot).

Drop an Arcing Arrow in the Fire Field.

Drop a Banner in the Fire Field.

Pick up and put down the Banner in the Fire Field (5-key ability when holding a Banner)

Three Area Might combos in less than a few seconds.

:3

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Revive players first

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Looting also needs to take priority over reviving NPCs.

In fact, any action bound to the F-key should.

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Hammer vs Greatsword on high end fractals

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Hammer for trash mobs.

Greatsword for bosses.

The only problem I see is that their Trait builds are vastly different.

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Replace 5 point air trait for elementalists.

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Movement speed buffs don’t stack; the most potent overrides the rest.

i.e applying Swiftness (33%) with Signet of Air (25%) results in a 33% movement speed buff.

But hey, 10% as a 5 Trait is alright. Warriors got something similar (10% with melee weapons) but it is a 10 point Trait instead. At least yours is “free”, so to speak.

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Higher DPS? Axe/mace or GS?

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The only conflict I’d see with a/m // bow would be how reliant bow is on condition damage, whereas neither axe or mace use it.

It works perfectly fine with a Berserker build. It is not like it does 100% Condition Damage after all.

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Banner thieves!

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Nice try, but I didn’t capitalize the T in thieves.

I always do that when talking classes.

:3

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Thank You for the Sylvari

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If only they weren’t the worst kind of Mary Sues there is…

Immune to Dragon corruption? Blacksmiths that have only been alive for like 20 years can match the best of the other races? Trahearne?

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dye combinations

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Just posting again to post my mesmer’s current dye job..

Armor is the light heritage set from HoM and harlequin mask (starter mesmer gear). Dyes are Blurple (main coat color), Midnight violet (pants, boots), Shy lylac (coat and boot hightlights), violet ice (shirt) and matte and red for the mask.

That’s terrifying on so many levels.

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Tattoos and Piercings

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I seriously doubt that Asura would favor such “primitive tribal nonsense”.

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warrior tank weapon

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All Warrior melee weapons have their own type of AoE; cleave.

You’ll always hit multiple targets.

I’d go Shield in off-hand. The three seconds immortality is amazing, and the leap/stun is not too shabby either.

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Tattoos and Piercings

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If we Norns are to share our secret tattooing technology with the rest of you, we expect to get some more impressive beard and hairstyles as compensation!

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The downed system- PVE: yes - PVP: no

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And no, its not all I got out of this thread, it’s all I got to say to the 20th or so Downed State & WvW thread. (Since that point wasn’t raised here yet)

That proves how much of an issue it is; it just isn’t a few fringe people thinking something has to be done.

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warrior tank weapon

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Mace due to its perma-Weakness and block.

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Potions of ghost slaying - charged lodes?

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A price crash in Charged Lodes/Cores would be very, very welcomed. I wouldn’t call it a price crash though, I’d call it a normalization of the price. It is stupid as it is.

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Farming is out of whack

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Coupled with DR, that’s so sad but true.

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