Guild Wars 2

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

Aren’t the Risen Gorillas pushing the lore as far as it can go anyway..?

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Beard issue

in Norn

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

Red hair doesn’t fair much better. The black and brown tones seems to be the only ones that work at the moment.

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Beard issue

in Norn

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

BuddhaKeks.4857:
Oglaf.1074:
Hipster Norns don’t have beards.

Norn without beards are called “woman”.

Also I don’t seem to have the problem with my Norn, does it only appear with certain styles?

It varies with hair colour: some look almost identical when comparing, but some of the hair colours look horrible (as evident in this thread).

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(edited 2013-01-23 21:45:37 by Oglaf.1074)

Beard issue

in Norn

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

Hipster Norns don’t have beards.

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So... AoE damage nerf

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

That’s what I’ve been saying all along, people!

>_>

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So sick of hearing "For Great Justice!"

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

Yeah it’s gotten stale.

But what can you do?

It is an awesome skill.

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Beard issue

in Norn

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

Reported it over and over, but it never gets fixed. Or even acknowledged…

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So... AoE damage nerf

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

Moderator.1462:
You might get a glad surprise!

Aw man, throw us a bone here! You’ve got me on the edge of my seat now…

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So... AoE damage nerf

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

silentnight warrior.2714:
Just to be simple:

AOE = 5targets max
HB = 3targets max
HB is not AOE.

How is the very basic concept of AoE so tough for you people to grasp?

lol

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Warhorn Sigil

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

What is your preferred Sigil in your Warhorn, and why?

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Have the dragons made Tyria poor?

in Lore

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

Well.

Trading has taken a turn for the worse mainly because of the world having gotten more dangerous, so it is a lot riskier to transport goods/currency. Through-out the Norn areas, for example, Icebrood and Sons prey on travellers.

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Mount reward for 100% map completition

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

matemaster.2168:
NinjaEd.3946:
matemaster.2168:
do you guys even read posts ? I’ve said the mounts will be UNUSABLE IN PVP
and DONT ANSWER IF YOU DIDNT READ THE ENTIRE POST or learn to read

That isn’t the issue, its about you not using the search bar, and asking for 150% movement speed. Seriously gana cry because the ppl here think you’re insane?

100% is movement speed of unbuffed character so 150% will be increase of 50% do you get the math now ?

By that logic, Swiftness would actually have a crippling effect!

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Change the evade mechanics.

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

If you haven’t noticed, the Lighter armour class you have, the more escape/evade abilities you have.

So. Yeah.

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Change the evade mechanics.

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

This is stupid.

A Warrior/Guardian is trained and conditioned to wear Heavy armour and should not take a stupid, stuuuupid penalty like that. Also, why? Why did you feel this was needed? It would screw up the game balance something bad. Heavy Armour is not some sort of penetrable defense after all. A dodge penalty would make no sense.

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Best Warrior Healing Skill?

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

Healing Surge is my favourite.

Healing Signet starts out really great, but it rapidly loses ground due to bad scaling as you level up.

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The Norn's Fight with Jormag.

in Lore

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

Go Norn or go home, eh?

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Ability for Asura to piggyback

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

If anything, the other races should be able to punt you little runts around for a speed boost.

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Screenshot Thread

in Community Creations

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alcopaul.2156:
this is my guardian. roleplayers, hello.

All he needs is a snooker ballgag to truly complete his outfit.

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Lets see your Warriors!

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

Bear…? Bear! Wooo! Bear!

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Show yer norns!

in Norn

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I can feel Bear’s power!

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Healing gear, worth it?

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

Math? Me? Never.

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i love norn

in Norn

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

Giant vikings.

How can you not love Norns?

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Human and Norn Romance?

in Norn

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

If anything, the free spirited culture of the Norns would encourage such romantic liaisons.

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Healing gear, worth it?

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

You keep mentioning Adrenal Health.

You are aware that this Trait is unaffected by Healing Power?

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Flame and Frost: New Focus on the North

in Lore

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

And I double hope that they deliver well on that.

I don’t want another Zhaitan fight…

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Healing gear, worth it?

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

Healing Signet starts out as the hands-down best Healing ability for Warriors, but it rapidly loses usefulness due to bad scaling.

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So... AoE damage nerf

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

Well, truth be told, the Forceful Greatsword trait is just a big part of what makes Greatsword so… great, not only Hundred Blades.

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Flame and Frost: New Focus on the North

in Lore

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Yes! Time to pay Jormag! Eventough we might not fight him, let’s ruin stuff for him! The more Norn-related content the better!

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Aggro meccanic

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

Vilkata.4725:
As the wiki says, your armor stat (toughness + defense) will increase the aggro you get. Since Guardians/Warriors wear heavy armor they have an easier time getting aggro.

^This.

It doesn’t come with the class per say, but by the armour.

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Please stop killing everyone

in Personal Story

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

Well, to be fair I enjoyed the twist of at least one character’s death: Warmaster Forgal.

That part was very well-written in my opinion. It made sense for Forgal to end his life in that manner.

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So.. we have airships now.

in Lore

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Trahearne doesn’t want to, I guess.

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So... AoE damage nerf

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Knox.3748:
Since when a melee atack can be considered aoe?.

…when it hits multiple people?

Seriously now, people. Seriously.

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Warhorn Master

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

Isn’t that sort of messed up though?

You’d expect all classes that can equip a Warhorn to be able to get it.

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Warhorn Master

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

How am I supposed to get this achievement as a Warrior? I can’t smack people around with it, really…

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Human Zones and Totalitarianism

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Democracy does not automatically mean freedom though.

Far from it.

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Whats the best HAT you can get/make?

in Crafting

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

http://www.gw2armor.com/human/male/karma/medium/display.php

My favourite medium hat because I like the hood part that is attached to it.

It adds… mystique.

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Bladetrail animation

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

Making your Greatsword unavailable for the duration of Bladetrail would be such an unbelievably stupid nerf.

No thank you.

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So... AoE damage nerf

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

For the last time, Cleave is a form of AoE. Anything that hits more than one target is by definition AoE.

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The size of the Charr

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Posted by: Oglaf.1074

LadyRhonwyn.2501:
Oglaf.1074:
Renn.8241:
The Blue whale is the biggest living thing on the plant, yet human still pose a huge threat it it.

That’s not really a good comparison. Unless you mean one single human leaping out of his whaling ship and going toe-to-toe with the blue whale. I have my doubts the human would swim away victorious from that.

Well, it does prove something. The humans use their brains, and stay out of reach. They’ve always been weak, no fur, no claw, no tooth. So, they used tools (in the GW universe, that includes magic). One on one, the Charr will win, just like the blue whale will win. Unless tools come into play, naturally.

Then there’s the matter of numbers. Humans are used to work together, the larger the group the better (you can even see it in WvW, people are searching for the zerg, the group). So, if you have a few very smart people to lead that group, the chance for success is large.

This assumes that Charrs don’t uses tools or brains.

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Dungeon Tokens as Collectibles

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

If they do, they need to increase the stack limit immensely. Being able to just put one stack of 250 Tokens in the bank isn’t going to do much.

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Pug breaking encounters

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

They’re gonna tone them down.

As consolation for the fact that they are removing the ability to ress at a waypoint in a dungeon unless the entire party is dead.

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Did you enjoy finishing your personal story?

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I’d sure love to get personal with Trahearne for stealing my Norn’s Legend…

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Did you enjoy finishing your personal story?

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Durzlla.6295:
Idk why so many people seem to think a personal story in an MMO (where your character clearly can’t be the sole reason everything worked out, because there are millions of people who are doing the same stuff) should be TOTALLY your character and there shouldn’t even be another NPC out there to “steal their thunder”.

/facedesk

Personal Story.

Personal Story.

The story in GW 2 was supposed to be all about your character, and unlike all other MMORPGs where your character merely takes a small part in a grander story. That was sort of the selling point here.

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WvW: Players and Badges

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It is quite ridiculous to reply in such a pointless manner.

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WvW: Players and Badges

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

Enemy players should have 100% chance to drop 1-3 Badges of Honour. It is quite ridiculous how Keep/Camp NPCs have higher drop-rate of Badges of Honour than enemy players – lord knows they put up more of a fight than the NPCs!

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Need Help - Plant Slayer Achievement

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

Shouldn’t Nightmare Court count..?

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Tree Hacker?

in Guild Wars 2 Discussion

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This can’t be for real… surely it must be a very poor trolling attempt? For the sake of my hope in humanity, it must!

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Give engineers and elementalists more weapons

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

You Elementalists are sooooo greedy. You already got four times the skills per weapon in comparison to other classes and yet you hunger for more.

More.

MORE.

As I said before: Engineers, heck yeah! Elementalists, heck no!

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WvW: Downed State

Posted by: Oglaf.1074

This is one of the most glaring imbalances in the game as far as WvW is concerned. Some classes are done for when they go down, other classes (read: Elementalist) are just getting started. It is not enough they got tons of normal escape tricks; they got the ultimate one in the form of Vapour Form.

Getting killed in Zerg vs. Zerg? Vapour Form back to your Zerg!

Getting killed in Keep Defence? Vapour Form back to your Keep!

Give Vapour form to all classes in WvW, or more ideally nerf it for Elementalists so it at least has a charge up time like Warrior’s Rally!

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What do you think about Elementalists?

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