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The Norn Elite Skills... Seriously?

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Shame to have to use an elite slot to do it though.

Hit the proverbial head of the proverbial nail.

I can do thirty Five-Dolyak Arm Curls.

Do you even lift, bro?

Did you enjoy finishing your personal story?

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I enjoyed it greatly up to the point where Warmaster Forgal was replaced with Trahearne.

It all went from my personal story to Trahearne’s personal story, with my character reduced to a spunky sidekick.

I can do thirty Five-Dolyak Arm Curls.

Do you even lift, bro?

[January] Issues with character art, weapons, or armor?

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Race: Norn
Gender: Male
Class: Warrior

Item: Mind of Koda, Honour of the Waves Heavy Helmet
Bug: Weird rainbow-like texture on the underside of the pelt
Other armour pieces worn: Mix of Norn Heavy Cultural

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Human and Norn Romance?

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I think someone in the thread just wants to see Logan dump Jennah for Eir Stegalkin.

Who wouldn’t dump Jennah for Eir?

I can do thirty Five-Dolyak Arm Curls.

Do you even lift, bro?

Obsidian Shards

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Please make this vendor accessible even if the Temple is contested. It is ridiculous, my server could never take the friggin’ thing, ever. I was forced to jump server in order to finish WvW for map completion, and now I have to GAMBLE and jump server for the Temple of Balthazar?

Ridiculous.

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Do you even lift, bro?

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Nice Warhorn skins

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I ended up getting Windstorm. Less than 2g on the TP and really freaking huge! Seriously, must be the biggest Warhorn skin in the game. Could club people to death with it!

I can do thirty Five-Dolyak Arm Curls.

Do you even lift, bro?

Engineer Sylvari

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Engineers are such a missed design opportunity. Instead of having the bland-looking generic turrets, there should’ve been racial models. Then you could have Sylvari Engineers using flower-power plant turrets and it would be awwwwright.

I can do thirty Five-Dolyak Arm Curls.

Do you even lift, bro?

What is this "crown" everyone speaks of?

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Your 3.000 achievement points are the Crowns. Look at the little symbol.

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Join New Vabbi WvW focused alliance !

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Yaaay!

More people to zerg/pick on Fissure of Woe….

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Why do Sylvari have genders?

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“especially as differentiated with reference to the reproductive functions.”

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On announcments give both a US and a EU times

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For the love of Börkesplüblen, yes!

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Human and Norn Romance?

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And past evidence very much points to them doing that.

How hard is that to get?

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Do you even lift, bro?

is commander training aesthetics now?

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The Commander icon means nothing more than that the person who has it had more Gold than common sense.

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Do you even lift, bro?

Warhorn condition convert changed

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I can do thirty Five-Dolyak Arm Curls.

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How can you modify your Precursor...

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Without it losing the ability to become a Legendary down the road? Can you exchange the Sigil?

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Human and Norn Romance?

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Exactly. But if they find someone worthy to boink, they’d do it. As I was saying all along.

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Do you even lift, bro?

More than one Legendary per Character

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Saw a guy with 3 Legendaries, the sword+ shield, then he switched to Dawn. Oh my word.

I pity his father’s credit card :P

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Warrior Quick Breathing!

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Change it back so that you don’t “waste” the Trait bonus when using the 4 ability (Charge) when Crippled/Chilled or Immobilized. It needs to remove those abilities first and then convert whatever Condition remains on you.

Please…?

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Why can't Humans help the grawl?

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I’ll trade you Grawl with my Norn for Quaggans.

Quaggies <3

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Rewriting Trahearne + Caladbolg

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Elder Dragon talking to belittle and mock the players.. That sounds like the epic fail D3. In D2, none of the prime evil talks to the players. Even if they do, it’s just a short sentence. However, in D3, all the prime evils are talkative, whiny and noisy female dogs.

So, please do not let the Elder Dragons make the same mistake.

They talk, but they keep it simple. “Not even death can save you from me!” is what Big D himself says when the fight starts.

One of the more epic one-liners in gaming history. Anyhow, the Elder Dragons would have as little reason to talk to us as we have to talk to ants.

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Do you even lift, bro?

Human and Norn Romance?

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No, your interpretation of the lore is what it is.

Norns would boink anyone they found worthy.

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Do you even lift, bro?

Nice Warhorn skins

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Yeah I didn’t play GW1 unfortunately…

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Do you even lift, bro?

Nice Warhorn skins

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I’m looking for one. I kinda like the AC Warhorn when it is not in ghost-mode. It is all big and plump-looking. Most other Warhorns are thin and dinky looking…

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Do you even lift, bro?

Rewriting Trahearne + Caladbolg

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Trahearne needs to be demoted to Advisor to the Pact or something a LOT LESS impacting on the story, agreed!

This is not OUR personal story. It is HIS personal story.

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Annoying Sound Bug

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Please, this was reported four months ago, at least. Fix it please!

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/support/bugs/Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo/first#post97324

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Do you even lift, bro?

Warhorn condition convert changed

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They changed that?!

That’s weapon’s grade bullcrap, man!

Change it back, Anet!

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Human and Norn Romance?

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Now they size of the furniture could be a problem maybe. In a literal sense and a more suggestive one. cough

DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO!

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Torch, need to identify

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I can do thirty Five-Dolyak Arm Curls.

Do you even lift, bro?

What dyes do you use on your T3 armor?

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You look like you’re (badly) cosplaying Zojja.

No offense intended, but that was my first impression :S

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The Orders: Your opinion

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You are aware that The Vigil has thousands of Strategists and Tacticians, right?

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Human and Norn Romance?

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Any relationship other than sexual is fine. The reality is that the cultures are so different when you look into them that anyone remotely adhering to the game lore with their character would almost certainly not let them be in any lasting cross-race relationship. There’s just too many fundamental differences.

Sound to me you’re just too prudish to admit it.

I’m sure Norns would boink anyone they found worthy.

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Do you even lift, bro?

server Transfers no longer free? Whats next?

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If you’re a horrible server, get ready to jump ship before it is too late!

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Twilight Arbor Nightmare Vines [NMVs]

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Did this recently for the first time in ages. Am I missing something? I just went up and hit it with my axe warrior style and disabled it with hammer every time it was about to use that stomp ability. Hardly any damage taken. I understand warrior is better than most classes for pve but it’s not like every class can’t dodge.

Try it as a Necro or Elementalist at range. This fight is easy as pie for us Warriors, but it is hell on your ranged squishies!

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Why so many anti-skipping threads?

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Believe it or not, some people actually play the game to experience all of it. Not everyone are jaded veterans like you and me who knows that trash mobs are just a waste of time anyway.

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Everyone should have a runspeed signet

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Warriors can easily obtain perma swiftness..

No, no we can’t. It requires sacrificing a lot, as I previously mentioned.

Disregarding swiftness, With everything else a warrior has going for it (amazing dps, amazing surviviability, amazing mobility, amazing crowd control, Heavy armor, The highest BASE HP) do you really think its ok to give Warriors a 25% speed boost signet?

They gave it to bunker D/D Elementalists… so yeah.

lol @ that

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Everyone should have a runspeed signet

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Unlike now when we’re “wasting” Trait points, a weapon slot, an elite slot…

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Everyone should have a runspeed signet

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I love how you’re all just scoffing at the problem I posted about, then go on about how to circumvent said problem.

Wouldn’t it be that much easier to just give everyone 25% runspeed signet? Honestly?

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Everyone should have a runspeed signet

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Sure we can be.

But it forces us into specing for 30% Boon Duration. It forces us to use Signet of Rage. It forces us to carry a Warhorn.

Meanwhile the classes with runspeed signets can just alternate a skill slot.

No-one else sees the problem here?

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Everyone should have a runspeed signet

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It is hilarious atm. As a Warrior, I can only watch as the legions of Thieves/Elementalists on my team speed off towards the objective and DPS everything down before I can get there.

Now, I know I can waste my ELITE skill and keep up, but should I have to? Plus, even with 30% Boon duration there is still a downtime to Signet of Rage.

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Do you even lift, bro?

The Orders: Your opinion

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The Vigil set out to kill Zhaitan.

The other Orders wanted to deal with it some other way.

Turns out we killed Zhaitain.

Go Vigil!

Plus, the Vigil mentors beats the other two.

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Who is the hottest Asura female?

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All Asura regardless of gender are shaved badgers.

Deal with it. sunglasses

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What do I do with Armorsmithing at 400?

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Armoursmithing sorta sucks in comparison to Weaponsmithing.

There are so many unique and cool-looking weapon skins you can make, but no armour skins as far as I know.

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Where is everyone in PvE!?

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We’re all standing around Lion’s Arch.

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"Profession" Gear boxes: more RNG?

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Anet lurvs RNG.

You should know that by now.

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Do you even lift, bro?

Twilight Arbor Nightmare Vines [NMVs]

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I usually suggest that we all get in melee ranged during this fight, regardless of class. You don’t actually have to switch to melee weapons though. Even staff-wielding Elementalists are better of in melee range of these things if you ask me.

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the place of a warrior in a group?

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and considering he has the highest base hp among the classes, he also has the potential to take quite a beating during boss fights , reducing the pressure from his team mates. right?

I think Necromancers have the highest base Health, actually.

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Warmaster Forgal

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I think it happens in the Charr storyline.

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Why do Sylvari have genders?

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Sylvari are not plants in the sense that they do not reproduce through pollination.

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Add Gangnam Style Dance to Gem Store

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They can add this junk if it’s not on NA servers. Anyone singing about killing American women and children has no place here.

^pretty much this as well. But include EU servers as well.

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Sympathy for the Champion Cave Troll

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I blame all the other Cave Trolls for confirming our stereotype of them over and over again!

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