Guild Wars 2

Suddenly, flashbacks to a 6th grade basketball court.

You’re right, KN is rank cool.

Kind of surprised to see it wasn’t mentioned, but the seige of Hills by CD (and following defense) on KBL last night was pretty great. Hours of fighting.

Kronyx.2570:

I am quite surprised by CD’s NA time force. Great fights all around. Especially loved the fight in Bay in KNBL, CNB and KN put up a massive fight.

Bay fight last night was exhausting, it sucks to have lost it so pretty and upgraded (I’m biased since my guild paid for it) for sure but good on you guys. Getting it back was crazier. Everyone needed a break after that, I’m surprised Sano’s voice didn’t go out completely.

Jayne.9251:

actually take a few letters out of poutine and you get something entirely different in French

wait right?

robocafaz.9017:

Maguumie-chan so tsundere for Kai-kun~

Aishteru Robo-sama =^3^= baka filter-chan making me spell my wapanese poorly.

robocafaz.9017:

I knew you’d come crawling back for that #magswag. I’m sorry Kain, Yaks, but we’ve got a new matchup now…

Alright, baby, maybe just a little taste. Just don’t tell DB.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHuaYQ9iv8w

Oh my god 2swaggy4me. I can’t quit you Magz.

Nyx Xox.3540:

They told me they don’t love you anymore, and are leaving you for me

oops. O_O

COUGHhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PolyamoryCOUGH

The KN way.

Magz this long distance relationship is killing me already. Plz write.

GuardianOMS.8067:

Shaka-kun, please save this thread!

this should do it

John Widdin.9618:

Sol.8341:

toudaloo bear boys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0w5oGVwJ_Q

I have nothing to add to your thread but this is my favorite clip of all time.

saiyr.3071

I dunno why people like to draw me so much…

I thought of it more as a cosmic medium in moa form. I lack the skill to draw you.

Woah there, watch where you’re throwin that edge around or you’re gonna cut someone with it.

Draygo.9473:

Wait, shaka has been dragging along a DORP spy all this time?

I forgot to tell you. When me and Saiyr RP, it’s through the moa.

You have to believe it’s there.

I haven’t drawn for this matchup yet. Here’s what I got.

This conversation is taking me to weird places. So here’s my derpy moa.

Ikarushka.9564:

When you kill a cow and get supply from it the chest shows up instead of a bag. This way it may appear that you got a spike from a chest, while in reality it was 5 supply that prompted it.

I believe this has been fixed and the supply shows up as a bag now.

But KN has but only dozens to give now. 1.5 sacrifices, Foxy and CNB commander Sano becuase he’s the smallest human I’ve ever seen.

Do I pray to him? HOW DO I REACH HIM? Sacrifice? I think sacrifice. I sacrifice Foxy.

But what if I don’t know how to flame bait? o3o

saiyr.3071:

Are they really mutually exclusive? O_____O

Depending on that particular order of operations I may not have skin to massage. So… yes. ._.

Caephire.5238:

Respawn.6802:

Come to SMC Shaka, we’ll all hold you in a cross server farewell.
Bring oil.

Pfft, LMAO, bahahahaha. This has become the weirdest match-up thread I’ve seen for Kaineng. You guys are the best.

I don’t know if I’m being asked to bring oil so they can set me on fire or give me a massage. It’s a toss up I’ll have to bet on.

Arkanfel.8403:

When CO decided to move off of Kaineng, we wanted to go somewhere where we didn’t have to be the server’s main NA anchor. I wouldn’t be surprised if RE is in the same boat at this point—considering how long they stayed on Kaineng it is probably worse for them than it was for us.

Oh my quaggans, stop being so dramatic. I’ve been supportive of everyone leaving KN thusfar because it didn’t fit them but this argument is really grinding my gears. You guys and everyone else who left us for more accomodating pastures wanted to originally move to KN and carry the server, pukitten to the top. We were even a “project server” according to one guild. So huge surprise when, shock!, you ended up carrying the server like you intended to. You said you wanted that, but that’s not really true. What you all really wanted was a strong NA server to work with and not be depended upon to succeed in higher tiers, which you and everyone else knew before transferring to us that we did not have to begin with. _ So you went hard until we got to T2, stepped back a little to avoid burnout, and the original T8 KN couldn’t fill in, surprising no one. What did you think was going to happen when you took the original T8 population and put it in T2? That we wouldn’t need the large transfer guilds to stay there and could hold it on our own?

Again, no bad blood or anything, but just say you wanted to leave because you didn’t want that role anymore, not because you were so tortured and forced into it. And it’s ok that RE doesn’t want that role anymore either, it’s a lot of work. That’s all I’m going to say and I had to get it off my chest. Good luck, RE, any server would be lucky to have you.

katniss.6735:

Shaka post your in-game pic so we know who to hug when we see you.
Are you a cuddly charr?

My engi is. But I am usually running around as a spiky human in Orr armor. Like below. Only not crudely drawn.

I got a superior ballista in my first one. I’m pretty sure I did anyway, I know I haven’t crafted any, but I haven’t seen anyone else mention sup siege in this thread yet.

Well at least KN won’t freefall after exodus part 2 so hard with the matchup changes. Right? … right? o_o plzholdme

If people think the dailies are truly grinding, I think I might laugh myself into an early grave. They’re so ridiculously easy to do and as of today they just got easier. You won’t even realize you’re completing them.

Great patch, siege and WXP changes are awesome. I’ll also get my second character decked out in ascended stuff about a month earlier than I figured I would be able to. It’s appropriate that a new tier of stats to use against other players takes a little time to get. PvE players can do fractals and get the bonuses against NPCs- that is not the same as having those advantages over other players. It should take longer in PvP vs Fractal running. That’s part of the all-accessible playstyle of the game in my opinion.

my WvW playing guide*
1. get run over
2. cry in a corner
3. laugh at ugly naked moa mini
4. sleep by corpses that are not Saiyr’s

*Not always in this order.

Ordibble.3092:

I got a little man in a box. Can you use minis in wubwub? It seems the only appropriate place to have a little man in just his underpants following you around. If not, I’ll probably just traffic him for goldz.

That took approx 5 too many read-throughs to comprehend but I am now on your level, man.

A wild Zna appears.

Surprisingly with the 200%+ MF in Southsun I ain’t found diddly. Still have better luck in Orr.

saiyr.3071:

I baked all of those cakes with lots of patience, so maybe you should eat them all~ but the two fractals I’ve done in the past week are like the first ones I’ve done in months…not that patient. Just getting bored more lately

I don’t mind other dungeons but fractals make me rage-y. Sorry we’re being so boring too. ;( I’ve only been doing 2 or so hrs a night in wuvwuv. Then I’m all like, I think farming Orr sounds better.

Can I please borrow from your obviously endless pit of patience Saiyr

DevonCarver.5370:

The build next week will be adjusting these times. To preempt our own release notes, all siege will now be 1 hour, with the exception of flame rams which will be 15 minutes. This should help and we will continue to evaluate these numbers as necessary.

omg ty ty ty best news. less babysitting!

Mag u r hurting my feelbads :*(

Here for Nujabes. Have fun on JQ, PYRO!

Could you at least have installed a bell in our coffin so I could ring my way out? Rude.

Xirin.8593:

New suggested playlist:

Soulja Boy – Turn My Swag On
The Lonely Island – YOLO
Rebecca Black – Friday
Justin Bieber – Baby
Carly Rae Jepsen – Call Me Maybe
Psy – Gangnam Style

The titles kind of tell a story, I approve.

I just love this lil ugly moa so much.

That was so descriptive it was like I was there, man.

Hot coffee- good, iced coffee- awesome, cold coffee- the worst. It’s weird.

jaycatano.6738:

Roll over and drop a tier? I’m sure chip or sol can enlighten us, they are kains spokespeople after all right? :p

Don’t look at me, I’m just here to make bad jokes.

Treat them well TC KN refugees get special treats right?

ghtchill.7613:

This is why I have decided it’s time to finally move on, after all this time on Kaineng, my only server to date.

Sad day to see you both go, but I understand. Enjoy yourselves.

KN has a habit of crapping all over new commanders for various reasons.

Maguuma can you please stop rigging the game by capping blue and red maps and manipulating your way into 1st place?

F+tM is my ish so we’re pretty much bffs, Tiranit. But you already knew that.

Tiranit.4139:

Lol Caephire, i don’t know almost all of them, but the ones that i know i like too

I’m listening

Florence + the Machine
Muse
Shinedown
Stereophonics
Regina Spektor
NickelBack

:D

One of those things is not like the others.