Guild Wars 2

Jayne.9251:

Sungtaro.6493:

Guess I need to update my post it note about who to hate this week.

At least I never have to change what to say about them. I just pencil in the server name for the usual list of the alleged lack of whatever they are doing.

Still not seeing any cool armor skin themes, t-shirts or even slogans for these alliances or whatnot so still not excited.

Chris.3290:

We need PvF bingo. A rep of each server will submit a Bingo form full of forum buzzwords and the last server to get a bingo (or not get one at all) is declared the PvF champion of the week.

I predict that the T8 matchup of Maguuma-SoR-EB would go on for a long time.

Kaineng’s Shaka Zulu (Rivette) did that long ago

(I miss the brilliance of Shaka. This bingo chart was done two-plus years ago. Amusing to see some things never change haha.)

i don’t know what’s going on in this game anymore but i can always be summoned for bingo night.

i hope this is the last thread week before this sub is closed down, so kn and dr can go out together as they came into this world- flailing in the bottom tier 100k pts behind the 1st server <3

this fight has been going on for at least 20 minutes. i commend the dedication.

For real im still at work. The party dont start on kaineng until I show up to subtely berate everyone.

moon is such a tsundere

stacking so pr0 mlg this match. it’s like the walk-off from zoolander, but with stacking.

mooncow strikes again

Junkhaus.4301:

Jeknar.6184:

Syryn.7591:

He’s referring to the bandwagon to and from Kaineng in the past 6 months. We’re finally stabilizing but there for a while just one wrong word and 10+ guilds went bye bye, now understand that the majority of the guilds causing the problems were guilds that had transferred into Kaineng who then proceeded to destroy our community with the neverending egotistical ‘my commanding is better than yours’ fights. Those bad people are gone now though so we can rest easy at night. Kaineng as a server has been through quite the ringer and those of us left in Kain have to deal with the leftover hate for our server those guilds instilled in the other servers.
Hence all of the nonsensical “OMGZ KAINENG IS TANKING FOR BRONZE LEAGUE” QQing on the forums, guess they weren’t informed on the severe population drop that hit our server right before leagues lol.

Enlighten us with some of the Kaineng internal drama… You guys are last on the drama-score in this thread right now….

There’s no drama on Kaineng. Sorry to disappoint

Well there is that whole lap dance bandit saga going on right now.

DR is a lot more fun than they used to be. Good week. And [OHai] killin’ it with kindness, I like you.

Knig is new. How’d you come up with that one?

Kaineng wvw is pretty much run by a Canadian so this checks out.

Dextra.8162:

Had a lot of fun last night around Greenlake in DH borders. Nice fights around there helped break the tedium of running yaks. And the fun fight I had with a thief on the bridge by south camp. Good times!

Were you the female human warrior I fought while on my necro? I really enjoyed that fight if so.

I think all 3 of our servers are rather quiet on the forums in general. Our powers combined, we strive for sporadic lukewarm politeness.

Though I have to say I have been grinding out the sentry/supply line achievement for the last 2 days and have attracted a spectacular array of high quality fights on both DH and DR BLs. Thanks to all involved in those, mixed up what would otherwise be the most boring thing I have ever done.

Well at least we have mostly proven that we weren’t tanking on purpose.

No, it shouldn’t be called out in the match thread. PM someone from the server to investigate the guild and then report it. This is a good enough match so far that I am certain we all have better things to talk about than terrain and/or arrow cart exploiter # 53064.

Koala-tea action this weekend, let’s hope it all stays competitive into the week.

omg can we please not have a thread full of this haxploit stuff pretty please??

This was a fun matchup. You guys are great opponents, A+ would fight again etc

Only bet I’m taking is that their thread will get closed.

Looks like you got a string of bad luck. I’ve actually been getting more than usual and I have mounting evidence to suggest that I have the worst drop luck of anyone who plays this game.

Anyone got those fancy office keurigs? Nothing like wvw trashtalk in the morning with an ok cup of coffee.

People can only earn the right to duel me when they fight how I want them to!

Shots fired. Plz take the bait for an enjoyable end-of-matchup thread. tia.

Mooncow.6847:

Nah I was on my lowly knight ranked thief

Even worse. 2 roaming thief meta? That’s a paddlin’.

This is a weird argument- if you deny some meta warrior from some scrub Kaineng guild killed you, then it didn’t happen?

Jeknar.6184:

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

mooncow can’t be tamed

You can’t herd cows…

No, wait…

he’s on the moon, you can’t explain that

mooncow can’t be tamed

I was ok with bashing my head against Hills as we had successfully defended Bay numerous times before that. Probably could have defended garri that final time ~1 hr before servers went down too if the commander didn’t take his group to another BL for no reason. But that was probably the most ET I’ve ever seen in one zerg ever. Well fought on taking the lead over us.

RH you were running a decent sized group near the end there, that fight in the “valley of death” next to the SW garri sentry was great. I was the eng you tried to jump before the rest of my group showed up. So rude, how could you be so violent to such a cute kitty?

So far, best fighting I have had in a matchup in literal months. Anywhere I go I can run into a group comparable to mine and expect a good challenge. Ty ty ty it makes me so happy I could cry.

bokunocarrie.7215:

was really hoping we could avoid any negativity like we were able to last week, i can already see that’s not going to happen

lol well it was negative before the thread was even started. but i am here for all your positive needs! actually had a really good reset, usually they are just awful. ty to both servers for a fun night.

why can no one spell kaineng

You said zerg, I just took it at face value. Sorry, I think? I honestly wouldn’t know how big your guild is.

Hardly anyone form KN was talking in our thread. I doubt anyone of the 3-5 who ever post in KN threads reported it or cared, all that hoopla was between SF and AR. What’s with all the condescension? :/

Anyway, it will hopefully be a good time fighting ET again on more even footing. Or, alternate scenario, I will be solo and small group roaming as I do and apparently getting rolled by a BS zerg and mocked. Either way, all good.

It’s almost as if people who play GW2 also have lives and can’t play as long on a Tuesday night as they can on a Friday night. Someone plz fund this study and confirm.

xcuz u kaineng is the bacon of peace & love among all na

Cantur Soulfyre.5409:

Siege creep? Is that a word? Never even heard of this but you seem to be familiar with it.

Creeping with siege? Like, shhh I’mma just quietly build this ballista, right here, enemy won’t notice, surprise kittens, ballista spreadshot to the face, even though we had a nice open field fight going on. Siege creepin’. Or it’s when a trebuchet with a neckbeard hits on you in a bar and invites you to go see his Pearl Jam cover band play in his garage next weekend. I always get the definitions mixed up.

SF are a bunch of kitten kittens. You guys can’t play for anything. I’m not really sure why you gotta siege creep all the time on groups that are smaller than you, AC is not a class you can pick at start. I’d complain about AR if I could find any of you, but you’re always cowering in your towers.

Just kidding, I have no idea. I haven’t even played in this match yet at all. I just wanted in on this delicious thread.

insanemaniac.2456:

SORRY FOR NINJAING KAIN BAY EARLIER but yo yall didnt sweep and we didnt want our 4 catas to have been a waste and we just wanted to get it away from hod really so WHYYYYYYY did you have to go and take our bay right after huh???

We knew you were there. We were exp training and told the pugs not to sweep. Then after that nothing was happening on KBL so we hopped into FC to exp train some more until our keeps flipped back on KBL, but the train finally stopped at the 3rd or so Bay recap because HoD are the very definition of buzzkills.

Should probably rename your guild to Mooncow Gank Squad.

insanemaniac.2456:

have you tried soloing camps yet? just curious

I haven’t. The scout blinds would probably do me in I assume since I can’t run a lot of condi clear without traits and full runes. kitten scouts.

lunyboy.8672:

Now’s the time, there are SO MANY under-levels everywhere, I started bringing out my level 7 warrior for fights.

Soon I’ll have enough skill points to unlock healing signet.

I should, but uplevels are more fun to pick off with DPS alts. Can’t resist. I also gave into the meta and rolled a warrior and the healing signet ticks for 460 at level 27 while critting for 3k+ without putting any effort into properly gearing for it at all. It’s gr8, I understand the hype.

lunyboy.8672:

Not at all, I know you have it bad playing your guardian in wvw, and I don’t want to make you feel worse. Guards are so underpowered at the moment, I would probably run away from fights, too.

I heard using those guard leech buffs and stuff helps, though.

I wish I played my guard enough to be able to get guard leech :*( Alas, I have alts! I’ll keep your sound advice in mind when I can finally get it in 4 months or so!

lunyboy.8672:

You mean, when you guys aren’t running from a fight? We have been looking for you for days, and every time we see you, even if you outnumber us, you run like school girls from Godzilla.

It’s Hilarious.

Awww you’re trying to goad me into arguing with you! Keep trying!

lunyboy.8672:

Clearly you don’t know how this game works at all, there are no achievements for defending. We get wxp and achievement points from taking them back.

Welcome to wvw 2.0

lolque 100% of my experience on HoDBL is someone scouting your things then calling in FKB or VLK at any sign of a threat. Pretty sure that’s defending. If you changed how you run things let me know so I can get at dat wxp tonight.

Mooncow.6847:

In this picture, not only do you get the luxury of laying eyes upon the best norn NA, you also can see the 325 ppt that HoD is holding clearly demonstrating they have a mass of players online at this momnet

of course the one night i can’t play you flip a keep i thought my brain was going to turn into liquid agony and pour out of my ears last night so i couldn’t play.

you guys gotta remember that kn is nearly all uncoordinated pugs. especially in ebg. you are pleading to deaf ears.

yup. change yo’ gear.

the secret is out.

Solstice.1097:

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

there is so much text in this thread oh my god

fightin that good fight in hodbl tonight.

wow you guys found it congrats!

ive only been in hod since reset what u talkin bout

there is so much text in this thread oh my god

fightin that good fight in hodbl tonight.

that post needed at least 18 more sarcastic exclamation points. sassiness level 8/10

Mooncow is some troll on KN, don’t listen to him