Guild Wars 2

Slomoshun.6317:

TC barely enters FABL...

I did a REALLY good job burying all those dead yaks. Woo! *hides a shovel behind her back*

Gellor.6497:

Inform us what the real problem?

Well, I didn’t win the last lotto drawing. Boo hiss shucky darn.

Wait... so we are supposed to be buddy buddy with FA?

YaY! Raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, and ... peanut butter and honey on Toast. Cuz FA can be all sweet but they’re kinda chewy and stuck to the roof of your mouth and then you really gotta put your tongue into it to get any real results. Like that but not quite, right?

"Literally - Used to acknowledge that something is not literally true but is used for emphasis or to express strong feeling." So, it means it isn’t really, but could be if it was what it wants to be which isn’t? Bloody stupid word.

When accusations come out, let us remember:

Ricky Bobby: Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I’m too drunk to taste this chicken."

Andy.9137:

this isn’t even my final form

…what is he holding?

Death Shroud 5. Press it, skulls fall, the entire WvW map dies.

Edit. You cannot use Hit after 5. Cats. Cats are nice.

WvW, only if I was out of range for a C&D, knew I wasn’t catching up to my target soon, was going to get the 100% projectile finisher, and was at full initiative. Then I might Body Shot.

Maybe use it on supply camp Supervisors when I had a few friends and we’re trying to burn him down ASAP. Otherwise, it’s meh.

Thieves are frustrating. It’s practically a core mechanic. Their survivability is based on not being hit. When someone uses their move and misses, that annoys them. You run after a thief, and poof, they’re gone, or behind you, or where are they? Annoying. Got burst down because you weren’t paying attention, stuff was on cooldown, or you weren’t using a build with an escape option? Annoying. A P/D shoots you on and off for 3 minutes and then gets a stealth stomp on you after you find help and then run into enemies? RAWR!

Annoyed people tend to vent. The forum is a convenient place for it. Better here than at some random stranger on the street, right?

And then, you get the people who LIKE to annoy other people. Thief has the tools for that.

Escthiil.3210:

Bbbbbbuttt, I want him to evolve.

Cucumber evolves into Pickle the White!

PickleMon, I Choose You!

Jayne.9251:

lol, you ever get stuck in a position after dying and it doesn’t go away?

It is like an asura, pointing a way to the moon. Don’t look at the asura or you will miss all that… what the heck?

Genesis.8572:

Bless Coffee, O my soul.

Try blessing the asura with some of the coffee.

I wanted an atypical necromancer, an asura seemed the way to go.

Cryptician Zetti, the bureaumancer of necrotic efficiency, College of Statics. There MUST be a better way of utilizing these bodies, think of the savings in labor! They don’t eat! They don’t get PAID!

Hickeroar.9734:

Usagi.4835:

Hickeroar.9734:

Usagi.4835:

WyldKat.4712:

What’s biscotti anyway? Toasted toast? I always thought someone found a way to sell stale but edible rock.

Biscotti is gross, that’s what it is.

It’s one of those things that is trying SO hard to be good, but just can’t quite manage.

I think it’s just dried out bread. You’re supposed to dip it in coffee or something?

Coffee is kind of gross as well, so it works.

How dare you insult the almighty coffee! Coffee is nearly as sacred as toast!!

“It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.”

Usagi.4835:

When recruiting, we write our little message onto a piece of toast and put it through your letterbox.

What’s biscotti anyway? Toasted toast? I always thought someone found a way to sell stale but edible rock.

Aeonblade.8709:

Bottom line is, if you ... aren’t having fun, maybe it’s time for a change... I hope they find a place they can have some fun

I completely agree. I recently transferred onto TC. It was one of those things where I wasn’t having much fun, especially with a ton of stuff going on in the background of that pesky real life thing, so I jumped. I dunno, without my RL drama, maybe I would have stayed. Maybe not. At least being in a guild didn’t figure into my case.

That being said, I strongly encourage EVERYONE to taste the Toast! Preferably in that kindly burnt bread of a server, with tasty spread, sort of way. Not in that kill you and tear out your heart for a snack kind of way. But if that floats your WvW boat, then go ahead. But really, ew. Grainy goodness. Better than meaty goodness.

Salty Goodness, yeeeah boooy!

Dhampyr.2104:

Sorry, not trying to criticize, I just really like the fight that DB brings. Wouldn’t want drama to interfere with your ability to bring the pain. ;-)

Sometimes, the drama is what’s bringing the pain. *grin*

Totally agree how fun DB is to fight. And FA has been fun for me to fight too, since they were a with. TC was fun to fight too, but now they’re a with.

But it’s fun. You all really finger my moon. YaY!

"They don’t think it be like it is, but it do."

Equinox.4195:

[Agg], Man up and fight us outside of Garrison, please.

Edit: In particular, outside of AC range.

General Callus Tacticus is a legendary soldier and military leader in Terry Pratchett’s Discworld fantasy series. Tacticus didn’t get a huge number of his men killed by his own arrogance and incompetence, being a very realistic, down-to-earth general.

For example, the section of his autobiography entitled “What to Do When One Army Occupies a Well-Fortified Fortress on Superior Ground and the Other Does Not” begins with the sentence “Endeavour to be the one inside.”

Another good example of Tacticus’ sense of pragmatism would be his maxim “It is always useful to face an enemy who is prepared to die for his country. This means that both he and you have exactly the same aim in mind.”

… I love Discworld.

Usagi.4835:

I don’t know about you guys… but TC can totally bend time.

Ungh. World of Warcraft flashback. “I guess it doesn’t bend that way.”

Amazing. It’s almost like each server’s population and effort level fluctuate every few weeks. It’s hard to believe. Has anyone seen anything like this before? Maybe someone should look into documenting this for emergency management reimbursement. Or research preventative measures.

You must all show up. Every day. And play. And HAVE FUN. Or be forced to show up to play and have fun. You WILL have fun, even if it kills you!

Psst, finger, moon.

Usagi.4835:

KN’s Supreme Commander Flavor Flav.

“Yeah boyeee!”

“Well let me tell you something, I can’t be nobody but myself. Ya know what I’m saying? The thing that makes the world love Flav is Flav being himself. So honestly man, to tell you the truth: it was not hard to be myself. It was real easy.”

The moral is, be yourself, be easy.

ganeshori.6309:

If Fort aspenwood is to have a Supreme commander…Clint Eastwood

He can replace the Siegerazer whoever from Citadel in your home BL. On the very rare chance he’s actually needed and used. Cuz I don’t see the Lawn quote working attacking a different world’s stuff. Since he said “my lawn”.

FrankieBonez.8361:

Urrid.4593:

DB has done the impossible, they have helped FA and TC to begrudgingly get along with each other on the forums...

This was our plan all along....Now kiss.

Not THAT kind of tongue in cheek. FINGER! MOON!

Thanks FA for messing that wolf up enough to give me a free get-out-of-stupid card! Someone else reviving that poor guy brought it with him, and then he got up and ran and I was all "wut?" and blammo. There you were. SO. MUCH. FUN. at north gate of Hills.

PS Someone owes me for 1 throwing knife. Someone stepped on and broke it while it was still stuck between poor Wolfy’s eyes.

Efface.8460:

Now back to the rainbows and butterflies

Seriously, I got stuck doing work at work, um pretend I didn’t say that quite like that, all day and come back and I go through FOUR pages of catch up that I mentally summed up with:

"Drama yada llama..." and "Ooo, cookies and ice cream" and "Weird rhymey thing."

FINGER! MOON!

We need a new game with a new word. Someone makes a troll post, first one to slap ’em with the word wins and saves the rest of us the effort of paying that much attention.

I propose "NARF".

FA just blew my necro into the south inner SMC gate. I mean into some lil crack on the side. I was alive for the whole painful process. Someone get a squeegee on a stick to get me out please.

Oh Gods they were playing Ace of Base at the gym this morning and then I got KFC so now all I hear in my head is "all that she wants... is a tub of gravy". Make it stop!

Just like the trolly talk. Every server can’t be gangbusters every single week. Stuff. All that. But really. The 90s. Bwhaaahahaha...

Gkitten24:

A shout out to the TC commanders today, can’t count the number of times you save ql from doom!

Well, Dr Doom did lose to Squirrel Girl once… so yeah. It’s hard to fear doom.

It’s MAGIC! It’s more the motions than it is the damage. People just happen to be conveniently in the way of the dagger swipe when we want to stealth. That’s all.

Elano.2014:

TC has such insane numbers on all maps.

I told ya we’re insane, 24/7 good crazy. Like the pink cotton candy toast crazy. Like… what the heck kinda coffee cream is this?

Arkanfel.8403:

I ask that you consider your reaction carefully before expressing it.

*Mails Arkanfel a toaster* Edit: Category Three!

Jayne.9251:

Hard to argue with yourself isn’t it?

Well, I bet Wyldkat could

I so totally could win too. Every bloody time! So HA! Put that in your jelly and spread it.

Arkanfel.8403:

…but during the hours I usually play I don’t really feel threatened too much by the TC zerg. You guys play a great PPT game…

Um. I wasn’t talking about WvW at all. With or without you, FA, DB, Taco Bell, or the crack in the Liberty Bell, we’re insane and all the happier for it. The Toast is the new normal, you just haven’t tasted it yet.

Arkanfel.8403:

I’m really fond of T2…TC is insanely strong through the week!

We’re insane 24/7. Toooast. Try the Toooast!

I got beat down by 2 DB rangers in the EB Moles. I ain’t been bent over and spzanked like that since my Holy Paladin had the DPS partner lag out of a 2 v 2 Arena match in WoW against 2 Hunters who split up and flanked me.

EdotMP.1835:

Hmmmm, judging from all the banter, looks like another week of no sleep and cat napping on down time.

Meow?

Issues.5789:

WyldKat.4712:

… Colonial’s story is SO SAD! cry

We need donations to fix his teeth. holds out a cup

I actually have a beautiful smile.

Y(^v^)Y

Arkanfel.8403:

TC has a higher PPT floor…

Aren’t floors supposed to be like under our feet? Like lower than?

I never understood that phrase.

Aurust.8961:

With all of this, BG was crushed this week.

What Choo talkin’ bout, Willis?

I say we take off and nuke the entire Borderland from Rata Sum; it’s the only way to be sure.

Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

One-time rivals Sega and Nintendo recently inked an exclusive deal to bring Sonic the Hedgehog games to the Wii U and the 3Ds, the company announced today.

“The onetime rivalry between Mario and Sonic has grown into a friendship that has never been closer,” Nintendo of America President and COO Reggie Fils-Aime said in a statement.

... I’m scared. Hold me.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

PS So, TC and FA, totally attacking DB or what?

Furiousbeard.7602:

Next weeks 2 v 1 will be even better!!

I’m still waiting for the krait in the Borderland lakes to slither out and pwn us all.

But you have to remember to stagger the hits. You can’t just go pow pow. Kinda a pain if you’re running with auto-attack turned on.

Am I the only person who’s called them Magoomba?

Puddin Cheeks.8539:

Lol, love it I point back!

The good news is I had trouble seeing the finger. The bad news is the shimmy shiny armor sorta blinded me, so it’s hard to see the moon too.

Maniac.5163:

The forum stuff spreads like wildfire, at least on FA...

Yar. Come, taste the Toast instead. *holds up a slice and a jar of jelly*

Puddin Cheeks.8539:

And most people don’t take a forum troll’s words to speak for a whole server, or do they :S

… never. Nope. Not us. Uh uh.

FINGER! MOON!

I actually like the ascended with the toughness. You’re getting the candy damage and it makes me even harder to kill in my P/D fun times. Yeah, the precision is kinda meh, but hey, who doesn’t like seeing that extra red number splotch once in a while?

Budg.3064:

I’m surprised no one’s said thieves taste like cheese yet.

Cheese would go well with the Forum ’13 wine?

iCryptik.1496:

Furiousbeard.7602

FA has already won the battle of ugliest server.

FTFY

Half the time, I flip flop with Uma Thurman. Rawr to EEK to Rawr to EEK. Just sayin’.

Not that I’m saying FA is Uma. Or TC is Daryl Hannah. DB is Lucy Liu?
Who wants to be David Carradine? Before his incident. I really thought that was how MJ was going to go out. I think I stop talking now.

Last edit: SONNY CHIBA DA BOMB YO!

I still hope that one day I’ll see a response from the Devs that’s a simple: "Yes." or "No."

Well, that would answer the OP’s question, while amusing me greatly. Oh, there’s that 15 character thing. Ok, "In response to your question, yes/no."

I’m just happy it’s not the male draenei dance from WoW. ^^