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You’ve only got 4!! I’ve got a soccer team that’s hoping to beat the holographic knights in this year’s Zenleto’s Mini League.

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Guesting headaches and request

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Players give up on these kinds of events on my server after only a few days, plus its harder being an Aussie player for these large events. Where am I supposed to do it? A lower server? I guest to get into an overflow since generally the people there are more likely to want to do the main event. I don’t leech or AFK so if I ever do get onto the main servers (BG and TC generally) then I’m contributing to the cause. Which is more than can be said for some of the natives.

Looks like I’m going to have to add JQ to my rotation

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RE: Braham's interruption

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It was silly, what if they needed info out of scarlet to stop the drill. No because dimwit Braham doesn’t think about that does he…

So what happens next? he charges her and ends up with a broken leg.

If I could pick my group I’d leave that guy behind, he’s a liability.

I’d still take Braham over Logan.

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I keep forgetting about Paint. It’ll have to wait until I finish work.

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I don’t have any software for arranging my 41 characters to show on here but I’ll see what I can do.

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Make Dragonite Purchasable with Karma

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Con – Defeats the purpose of Dragonite: to require players to participate in larger [Group] activities to access ascended tier crafting.

So you want to force player’s to do content they may not want to do?

I thought the entire point of this game was to play how you want to play or at least that’s what people on these forums who consistently defend GW2 say.

I am in favor of this because it allows people who have NO interest in farming the same boring events over and over a different way to get the same thing.

Play how you want to get what you want within the structure of the game. Its really pretty simple.

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HoM and the evolving world of gw2

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I never knew I could get to HoM. Or the Hom, or whatever. I’m going to have to pay it a visit when I log in. And maybe get GW1 so I can put something in it.

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Why must people keep shouting expansion?

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I’m always in those shoes. I very rarely get into a game when its released. With this one I missed the first Halloween and Wintersday, plus all the loveliness of the first Ascended pieces being introduced. There’s plenty of stuff coming for the future. If the game is good enough then I’ll play whatever is dished up.

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Why must people keep shouting expansion?

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your assumption that I’m talking about the LS as the new way to deliver expansion style content is wrong on all counts

your use of the word vanilla (self censure here)

Yes, I do agree with you that the LS was not what I was hoping for, for one single reason: replayability new players cannot go back and play past LS content, if I wasn’t playing since release I would’ve never picked up the game for this reason alone.

Does this mean traditional (emphasis on traditional here) expansions is the way to go ? NO

Why wouldn’t you though? What exactly have people missed out on that everyone else would still be doing now? Molten Facility is the only thing I can think of, everything else (in my opinion) was fine as temporary content.

What people don’t know they can’t miss. I can’t even remember half of it!

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China GW2 community is in chaos atm.

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I’m sure they’re watching with great interest to see if it works. There’s probably some guy at NCSoft thinking, “dye evaluator? d’oh, why didn’t I think of that….”

Shhhh, don’t give them ideas, the game has enough money grubbing in the gem store.

I identified 98 dyes in one hit the other day (was going to sell them and should have…). If they introduce anything like this then I’m out of here.

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What is your favorite Event Chain sans Zerg

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Well, I do it for the fun and xp but the loot is pretty kitten good too.

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What is your favorite Event Chain sans Zerg

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The Harathi camp chain. Excellent chain with a world boss right at the end.

Maybe I jumped the gun a little. The first parts of the chain are easy enough on your own but it gets progressively harder. By then people would have jumped though. Still no zerg until the final boss.

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Do you miss this?

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Sometimes I do. When I’m really tired and shouldn’t be playing I’m forever missing basic things and dying easily. Then I feel like I need someone to keep me up or to do the heavy lifting. Seriously.

But its also when I realise how nicely self-sufficient GW2 professions are so overall I don’t really miss it at all.

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To Taimi's Creators

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Yay, she made omnomberry cookies! I’d love t o see the recipe!

It’s not particularly innovative, but this is the (longish) recipe:

  • 3/4 cup (1.5 sticks to 170g) unsalted butter, softened to room temperature
  • 3/4 cup (150g) dark brown sugar
  • 1/4 cup (50g) granulated sugar
  • 1 large egg, at room temperature
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 2 cups (250g) all-purpose flour
  • 2 teaspoons cornstarch (aka cornflour)
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt (or to taste, I tend to think 1/2 is a bit much)
  • 3/4 cup (135g) white chocolate chips
  • 1/4 cup (50g) dried cranberries
  • 1/4 cup (50g) dried cherries
  • 1/4 cup (50g) dried blueberries (I tend to eyeball my fruits)

Beat the butter for 1 minute on medium speed until completely smooth and creamy. Add the brown sugar and granulated sugar and mix on medium speed until fluffy and light in color. Mix in egg and vanilla. Scrape down the sides and bottom of the bowl as needed.

In a separate bowl, combine flour, cornstarch, baking soda and salt. On low speed, slowly mix the dry ingredients into the wet ingredients until combined. The cookie dough will be thick (pry it off the mixer thick). Add the white chocolate chips and dried fruits and mix until evenly distributed.

Heat your oven to 350F and roll dough into 1 tablespoon balls (ish). Bake for 8-9 or until barely golden brown around the edges. The cookies will look very soft when you remove them and probably puffy. You can flatten them with a spoon, but they’ll deflate as they cool, too. Leave them on the cookie tray for ~5 minutes, then put them on a rack to cool the rest of the way.

Oh, that is me so sorted for this weekend. Cheers for sharing the recipe!

I might be putting my very manly apron on to have a go at these myself!

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Why does Taimi exist?

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Apart from being a token Asura and being “cute” she doesn’t seem to do anything. Have I missed something?

No Asura is token. They are all useful in the great laboratory of the Eternal Alchemy.

Taimi was introduced a bit late into proceedings for me. I don’t have as much a connection with her as I do with the others. I’d imagine they’ll use her more in the next arc.

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Future of Lion's Arch?

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A lot more of it will be underwater and it will become the capital of the Quaggan world. The skritt have taken the time to unblock the sewers the Lionguard stopped up and they will have a landside kingdom to match the Quaggies aquatic one.

Nobody will notice this and Ellen will rebuild LA in her own image with Evon’s money.

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Why must people keep shouting expansion?

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It is what players are used to and they can’t imagine a world without expansions. If people aren’t liking the LS then I don’t know why they’d think they would like what Anet might put out in an expansion. I don’t mind either way, LS or expansion (or both).

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Show off your style in medium armor!

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Everyone looks so stylish….so here’s Kvinmar, my Norn engineer, to go the opposite.

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Use for Ascended Magi?

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Where does this sort of loot drop? I’ve never seen a weapon chest, and my guildie who does loads of champ trains never has either.

As for the topic: I’m sure whatever decision that gets made is going to be for the best

I think nearly any thing can drop it but GM fractals wvw rank up chest and the 2 raid boss mobs i think can drop them more likely though the raid bosses drop ones that have there own effects to them. But over all they are very very very rare drops that or you just craft them your self.

Ah, okay thanks.

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Use for Ascended Magi?

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Where does this sort of loot drop? I’ve never seen a weapon chest, and my guildie who does loads of champ trains never has either.

As for the topic: I’m sure whatever decision that gets made is going to be for the best

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Zergs are broken and can hurt gw2

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Five players is a group. Maybe six can be the start of zergdom.

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Lack of skimpy male clothing

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Yep, I have no problems with it. I’d love to run a barbarian type character in heavy armour loincloth, bandolier and sandals.

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Why must people keep shouting expansion?

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It is what players are used to and they can’t imagine a world without expansions. If people aren’t liking the LS then I don’t know why they’d think they would like what Anet might put out in an expansion. I don’t mind either way, LS or expansion (or both).

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Looking to come back.

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Since your account is still open you’ll still be on the server you ended with last time. I assume, anyway. Keep your eyes open for when one of the current full servers drops from full if you feel the need to transfer.

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Joke, yeah, the game’s still going strong. Just don’t do what I’m doing now and don’t dwell in the forums too much, or you’ll end up on hiatus again in no time. Basically, the forums consist in a tiny number of valid points getting lost in an ocean of bullkitten.

And this.

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There’s one of these threads every couple of days and all the answers can be boiled down to Yes, No, Maybe.

Do you want WvW? Check the server leaderboard thing for a high ranked server. If you want PvE but need to see other people constantly then aim for one of the higher population servers but three are full now. Guesting is an excellent feature if you need company or need to do high player participation content.

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The beautiful toons

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Behold! The elegantly understated Norn lady known as Siffi. A guy ages ago came on to the forums going on about the game being all about “murder Barbies” so I just had to make one (speaking of Barbies). The little human in the background in my guildie’s thief. It was guild transvestoon night at the Marionette.

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The beautiful toons

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Looks like one of the many Barbie dolls out there.

I was expecting to see something different but looks like your average human girl, just with dark skin.

So dark skinned girls can’t be average?

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Set useless living story items as 'junk'

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Any comments from ArenaNet about this?

Don’t see any.

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Why don't we ALL play berserker warriors?

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I have two warriors at 80 and another that will be 80 by the end of next week. I don’t need to watch someone’s videos to tell me how to play my characters in a more exciting way. Thanks though.

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Fastest way to farm skill points?

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Hmmm…..good question. The last time I had to gather a stack of sp quickly the particular character was nowhere near world completion so he had a ton still to collect. Have you got 100% yet? Otherwise I have nothing that could even remotely be called a good idea.

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Fastest way to farm skill points?

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Champ farm probably. Those skill scrolls drop easily enough from the bags.

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Why don't we ALL play berserker warriors?

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We don’t ALL want be bored kittenless!

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Collaborative Development: Ranger Profession

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I only just found about this CDI from a post in General. As someone with 3 rangers at 80 I’d like to think I have something to offer here but after 52 pages and 12 days it doesn’t look like it now. I’ll just have to see what happens in game.

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Pale Tree's Sword Caladbolg

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I got to use it and its pretty nice. I’ll arm wrestle everyone for it.

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I have no problems with the zerging in the last few installs of the LS. We were all trying to get somewhere, or you didn’t have to do it.

In the Tower it was to get to the top and it felt like a desperate run to avoid the perils of the Tower to get there.

In the last installment, you didn’t have to zerg to get much done at all. Farmers could farm in a zerg but as long as that was balanced by enough people actively searching out citizens for rescuing then no matter.

This current installment we need up to 50 people for each Assault Knight for a chance to go somewhere. I don’t even consider it a zerg now (previous incarnation of the event, yes).

Yes, obviously that’s all just my opinion but that’s how I see it.

Well… I guested to get the Marionette done. I haven’t logged in since that event except for tonight to find LA trashed and players trolling. I have no idea what I’m suppose to be doing or why and really don’t care. Maybe that’s just unique to Kaineng, the most bitter server in GW2, but that’s how I found it.

I ended up guesting as well during the Marionette and have done for the events since. My server just can’t seem to muster the players at my regular playtime, though. This one is actually pretty straight forward once you’ve had a bit of a go. I saw your comments about your server in another thread so guesting is still going to be your best bet it seems.

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Living World Feedback

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I have no problems with the zerging in the last few installs of the LS. We were all trying to get somewhere, or you didn’t have to do it.

In the Tower it was to get to the top and it felt like a desperate run to avoid the perils of the Tower to get there.

In the last installment, you didn’t have to zerg to get much done at all. Farmers could farm in a zerg but as long as that was balanced by enough people actively searching out citizens for rescuing then no matter.

This current installment we need up to 50 people for each Assault Knight for a chance to go somewhere. I don’t even consider it a zerg now (previous incarnation of the event, yes).

Yes, obviously that’s all just my opinion but that’s how I see it.

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Do you not have a legendary weapon yet?

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I’ve played longer than you and don’t have one. Reason – I’m not a girl.

Legendaries (skins/models) are made by girls for girls.

What’s wrong with girls?

OP, I don’t have one and I’ve played longer. I only like two of them and when I get the precursors for them I’ll start but otherwise….meh.

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Anyone Else Tired of Being a Beta Tester?

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I love the concept of this last stage but obviously the implementation hasn’t gone off as they would have hoped. I can’t even imagine what happened to balls things up. I don’t think I’ve played a single MMO where there hasn’t been some sort of stuff up with an update/expansion. With the every two week thing Anet has going on here (which I don’t mind) it just more obvious.

edit: Doh!!! Cush beat me to it by a very long margin. Can’t even call it a ninja. Didn’t think it took me that long to type it out.

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How many lvl 80 characters do you have?

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Can anybody explain to me why some people have 2 exact same classes and why both at lvl 80? What the heck is the point of having two classes that are the same…?

What everyone said. Plus addiction to alts!

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Frustrated with events crashes

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At least you’re in. I’m having internet issues and its taking forever to update. I hope like hell its stable when I can finally get in and hitting stuff.

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How many lvl 80 characters do you have?

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13. All professions and species (and multiples obviously).

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There is nothing wrong with Farming / Zerg

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Zergs are the reason why i, and many others have just stoopped doing the living story.

Standing in a huge mass of players, mashing 1 and getting some loot just isnt fun. It requires no thinking, no movement, no skillfull use of skills, and most of the time you only see floating names because you have to put character limit low, or get really low fps.

Im one of those rare people who play games for fun. I know some people only play for rewards, and just want to feel accomplished, but not everyone is like that.

I wish there were more instances. Im getting sick of 90% of all patches being nothing but zergs.

Then you should try this one while you still can. You don’t have to zerg in it. Small groups or solo works pretty well also.

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And now we have, what, 10 threads on this?

Getting close to a thread zerg!

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What realms are getting 1200?

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What I meant was that I guest to actually get into an overflow. My server never makes them. Overflows do better than my main in LS events.

Why are you guesting to NOT get into the guested server.

Because they didn’t want to end up on their server’s main i guess. I haven’t thought about this when they first posted, but it does make sense. Guesting on a high pop server is a good way to trigger overflows after all, and if your server rarely (or never) gets into overflows on LA, then almost any overflow created within first 5 mins of the event will be better.

Yep, that’s pretty much it. If I can get on an overflow loaded with guys and girls from BG, TC, etc then I have a much better chance of maxxing the event than if I stayed on my own main. Especially during NA off-peak (which is my prime time).

edit: got into TC main for the last run and it was woeful. The overflow I was in the run before was better.

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What I meant was that I guest to actually get into an overflow. My server never makes them. Overflows do better than my main in LS events.

That’s what I was meaning as well.

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Poll: How much have you spent on GW2?

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I’m not even looking at the link! Lots…

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Oceanic Wurm Raid (Tonight @ 12:00am Server)

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Did it work? I’m obsessed by escaping from LA right now or I would have come along. Even if it meant downloading teamspeak.

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Organized Army vs Mindless Zerg in PvE.

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Blame Daoc for the zerging in RvR, er, WvW. Jeez that was fun. Not much was done then either to stop it but not much seems to be done to here for group WvW play.

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I Gave Up On This Game Am I Wrong?

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OP is spot on, and said well what I’ve been trying to articulate since launch. GW2 just doesn’t feel like a Guild Wars game. I just can’t get into it…I go months between play sessions, and then log on for maybe an hour.

Why waste your time? Dude, just give it up. We don’t know you so we aren’t going to think any less of you. Any adult should know when to stop doing something they consider useless.

edit: even if we did know you we’d respect your choice.

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