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Mounts? What on earth?

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Posted by: Rouven.7409

Rouven.7409

I would pay 300 gems for an in-game tinfoil hat, townclothing. Please consider a lab coat to go along with it.

“Whose Kitten is this?” – “It’s a Charr baby.”
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”

BLTC fix

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Posted by: Articluna.4509

Articluna.4509

BLTC needs to be cleared from buy/sell offers that have been there for ages and cannot be fulfilled. You know, those same orders you’re complaining about? You are aware that such orders cannot be posted anymore?

It’s not because they would impact trading at all. I’m just tired of seeing 120th topic about this.

OooOOoohh, box of shinies. So many shinies!
Outsource rng → profit.

Feb 1st | JQ/SoR/SoS

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Posted by: Truth.2164

Truth.2164

Part of T1, I missed the match-up by seriously 5 seconds and ive been in queue about 40-45 min now.

Truth – 80 Elementalist | FaTe – Hand Of Fate http://www.hand-of-fate.net
SoS Commander (Proud to call SoS my home since BW1)

Feb 1st | JQ/SoR/SoS

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Posted by: zhonnika.1784

zhonnika.1784

What we think will happen: playing, killing, yaks, etc.

What will happen: wait, what color are we? Y U NO WORK, BLUE GATE? Wait, when was the last time we were red?! Oh, our map looks great…. oh, we’re X color this week? Oh.

Kashmara – Elementalist | Reapermara – Necromancer
Jade Quarry
Onslaught [OnS]

The bl TP being abused

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Posted by: Zaxares.5419

Zaxares.5419

On the topic of Precursors and Legendaries, I feel that Legendaries are something that every player should have the chance to achieve within reasonable effort during their lifetime in GW2. (My frame of reference is that a casual player who plays an hour or two each day should be able to gain a Legendary within a year or two. I understand that Legendaries are intended to be a long-term goal, not something a player earns within a few months.)

I’m not advocating that a Precursor be handed out at the end of the Personal story, but perhaps one should be handed out as a reward for doing ALL of the following:

1. Complete your Personal Story
2. Complete at least 20 Slayer achievements
3. Defeat a number of unique bosses throughout the game world (the Shadow Behemoth, the Fire Elemental in Thaumanova Reactor, the Blood Witch, the Champion Karka in Southsun Cove, the three Dragon champions, among others)
4. Complete the Weapon Master achievement in the weapon of your choice

After all that is complete, you travel to the Dominion of Winds where you are granted an audience with a Tengu Elder Sensei, who challenges you to a special duel (instanced, so you have to do this alone). Defeat her, and she deems you worthy to wield a Precursor weapon that matches the Weapon Master achievement you have completed.

I think all that would be worthy of granting a player a Precursor, and it would be a lot more memorable (and fun!) than simply grinding gold in the TP or throwing items into the MF.

Jan 25-Feb 1 | SBI, TC, SoR

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Posted by: Usagi.4835

Usagi.4835

I have a life outside score updating, you know! How else am I supposed to make a living? I’ve got a part time job as a paperweight on Mr Thackeray’s desk though! He pays very well!

And you ask me, beg me with those tears, why we cannot be married?
Look at this behavior! Flaunting your nakedness to anyone and everyone, even those who simply wish to see the scoreboard.

I’m only interested in the heart of someone who wishes to be mine. You are ineligible, because you’ve already given yourself to everyone. Including those unwashed SoR barbarians! Lesser men than we, in all aspects!
Look at how freely you associate with them! It pains me to think what more than words you may have traded so… casually with them… ugh! You dishonor those with the true noble blood of the Coast!

And don’t think I take pleasure in confronting you like this. We are friends, truly you do occupy a place in my heart. But disappointment after disappointment, did you think your confession would move me, knowing what you’ve done.. what you’re still doing? Human paperweight.. of all the…

No, no my dear friend. I cannot accept your love.

I can change! I’ll be wearing clothes during the next matchup. Our new opponents aren’t worthy of nekkid score updates! Those’re reserved for SOR!

Commander Chocolate Teapot | Prettier than you | Forum damsel in distress

My Characters Have All Signed Pacifist Pledge

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Posted by: Amos.8760

Amos.8760

I don’t recall ever having the need to kill in self-defense in Farmville.

Then clearly you do not have any interesting Facebook friends.

My turret is so much better at this game than I am.

February monthly

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Posted by: Nalora.7964

Nalora.7964

I do not do dungeons or pvp. I also prefer to not jump, but I do it on days when my hands are working enough to do it. (I have arthritis and I am slow, so I prefer to solo any jumping puzzles I MUST do, so that I am not holding up anyone, and frequently dungeons require jumping…..imagine me in a dungeon with jumps. The entire group being held up while I figure out how to get my hands to work correctly to make a particular tough part—-no thanks.

So. Another monthly passes me by. I am not being forced to do it, yes. But it would be nice to get one. Just one. A year. I could live with that.

DEMAND Bunny Slippers and a bathrobe!

A bow firing flying rainbow unicorns

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Posted by: Thobek.1730

Thobek.1730

a lot of jealous people in this thread. I don’t have the bow but when I first saw it I thought it look amazing.

the Anet logo has to go though. That’s just cheesy.

A bow firing flying rainbow unicorns

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Posted by: Riss.1536

Riss.1536

I think this bow was meant to troll people in Wvw.

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Posted by: Blueshield.6291

Blueshield.6291

On the other hand, I put 4 exotic GS on the mystic forge yesterday and I got a Dawn. It’s all luck.

Epic comprehension fail.

The OP conducted this over a massive sample size for the purpose of data acquisition. The fact that you happened to get one on your first try does not change this data in the slightest.

Epic statistics fail.

The OP conducted this over a miniscule sample size for the purpose of data acquisition. He’s testing for something that presumably has a rate of occurrence significantly below 1% but only has a sample size of about 400. A “massive sample size” would need to be in the tens of thousands at the very least. For this test, if we assume the rate of the mystic forge granting a precursor for 4 rare items is 0.5% then there is a 13.5% chance that a person putting 1600 rares (that is to say, 400 trials) will fail to receive a precursor. If we drop that assumed rate to 0.1% there is a 67% chance that no precursor is created. If we up the assumed rate to 1% (which seems awfully high to me, and would imply about a 5% rate for 4 exotics) there’s still a 2% chance a person would put 1600 rares into the forge without receiving a precursor back. While that seems like a low percentage, it actually implies that out of every 50 people that try with 1600 rares, on average one of them will fail.

The fact that someone else got one on the first try does not affect these data at all. However, it’s a huge mistake to try claim that these data represent a “massive” sample size.

You’re right, I should have said “comparatively massive,” because 400 is orders of magnitude greater than 1.

Either way, you’re seem to be missing the point of my post. I’m not claiming that the OP has created a statistical opus magnum that is the definitive test of the mystic forge – obviously a test orders of magnitude would be preferable. I’m saying that offering the statement “I got it on my first try!” is asinine as refutation of a testing pool 400 times larger.

It’s not that the OP has pinned it down precisely – far from it. But he’s gone a hell of a lot further than rolling the dice once.

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Posted by: kurtosis.9526

kurtosis.9526

Mystic Toilet. Confirmed.

Refugee Child's Drawing: Who Else Saved It?

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Posted by: Kingfisher.7213

Kingfisher.7213

Saved it as well. Couldn’t stand the thought of destroying it for a few Karma after the wee one worked so hard on it.

I couldn’t destroy it either.

I must have made a great impression on that Refugee Child… even though I am Asura, he drew me as a giant Charr.

Poor little bookah. He may have a diminished thinking capacity, but I tell you he has a G.O.L.E.M. sized heart.

Brings a tear to my eye just thinking about it.

Female human characters with GS

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Posted by: Bullfrog.1324

Bullfrog.1324

I much prefer the female animation for carrying the sword around. I think the male animation is all like “Durr, look at mah shiny sword. I’mma wave mah sword around so everyone can see it. Dodge roll? Nah, bra, then people can’t see mah sword!”

Females are like “I need to carry my sword low and behind so I can lean into the sprint and achieve greater velocity. In this manner, I can more quickly arrive at my target and remove its head part from its shoulder parts”.

What I don’t like, however, is the animation for the third auto-attack swing for females. At least for guardians, it’s an awkward uppercut type move. I would much rather see an overhead chop type move. That being said, the male animation is even more awkward. Thrusting with a greatsword? No thank you.

I’d rather regret something I’d done than regret doing nothing.
[Profession Synonym] Lexxi [ANGL] – Tarnished Coast

Dodging Help

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Posted by: Lil Puppy.5216

Lil Puppy.5216

Elementals telegraph pretty well, dredge cannons.
Anything that has multiple projectiles can proc at least once but probably more if you dodge it.

Veteran Karkas and Interrupts

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Posted by: Rennoko.5731

Rennoko.5731

Actually even to go farther than that, as a necro, even if you flip the stability (corruption boon it into FEAR), he immediately reapplys the stability and cannot be CCed at all (IE he doesn’t get feared even for a second). We were tooling around with these today, and I had a corruption well on its feet, and it still wouldn’t flip the stability.

EDIT: On the other hand, it is nice that they finally fixed the loot tables so that these very difficult and time consuming to kill mobs drop loot that makes them worth killing.. wait.. trollface

So about Dusk

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Posted by: Psychophant.5682

Psychophant.5682

Lol, it’s so funny trying to hear the folks that got their precursor on the first 100g of pitching or for 20g around launch try to defend precursor prices. It’s really really funny.

This. This a thousand times over. I’ve seen people complain about precursor prices (at 200g) then get their legendary, and suddenly they are telling people to stop complaining about the 600g it now is.

Archon Moros
Lvl. 80 Abrasive
GM of [KAIN]

Daily: Dodger

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Posted by: pricer.5091

pricer.5091

Warrior only here, I haven’t got a clue how to do this as my primary skill (100 blades) requires me to stand perfectly still..

Silly daily, really.

Silly “primary” skill really.

Jan 25-Feb 1 | SBI, TC, SoR

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Posted by: tkalamba.2541

tkalamba.2541

Lmao, greatest mod edit I’ve ever seen.

Lord Lefteris – Engineer [Sanctum of Rall]

Jan 25-Feb 1 | SBI, TC, SoR

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Posted by: Cat Amiss.9463

Cat Amiss.9463

Lol epic mod edit

80 Elementalist – Sykotik Death
Leader of FEAR – Sanctum of Rall
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Jan 25-Feb 1 | SBI, TC, SoR

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Posted by: Tallis.5607

Tallis.5607

If you don’t plan to WvW on the WvW maps, and there is a queue, please also show the respect we’re known for and free up the spot.

As much as I agree with the if-there-is-a-queue-give-up-your-spot theory, it doesn’t hold in this case. IT’s not like this were 20 people that didn’t WWW at all and holding spots for a full day.

This were a group of people that fought long, then RPed some, then fought again. You can’t tell these people to go away from WWW, just because they only fight 90% of their time there.

If you do, what’s next?
Tell people that aren’t 80 to go to WWW when there is a queue, because they’re only 90% as efficient as an 80?
Tell people that don’t have full exotics to stay away when there is a queue, cause your stats are 10% higher.

TC is a RP server. You got to respect people that fight 90% of the time and RP 10% of the time IMO.

Tallis – Perpetual newbie – Tarnished Coast.
Always carries a towel – Never panics – Eats cookies.

So about Dusk

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Posted by: LordByron.8369

LordByron.8369

The only thing they didn’t do yet is to announce legendaries can have their stats changed for a 25g fee as many times as you want and will become account bound (both things would be great, but I mean announce this before fixing precursors).

  • It would be funny if they patched something in the next week that messes up anyone and everyone stacking precursors to sell, manipulate etc – but it probably won’t happen.*

they don t have to announce…
They have to do it so speculators are hit hard.

They have to learn the risk of going too far losing most of their money.

They did a good job with lodestones, now speculators will jump on precursors.
If they do something about it when is least expected they will score a good point against people that makes game worse for most players.

IMHO <===

GW2 balance:
A PvE player is supposed to avoid a 1-2 second 1 shotting aoe.
A WWW player is considered uncapable of avoiding a 5,75 second aoe for half his health.

please remove the brooms

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Posted by: robotosis.4872

robotosis.4872

holy crap that pirate chart made my sides hurt from laughing

A bow firing flying rainbow unicorns

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Posted by: roostapro.9827

roostapro.9827

Rifle that shoots rainbow pooping cats please!

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RoostaGW2

So the new dreamer is amazing!

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Posted by: The Blue Ace.2850

The Blue Ace.2850

The hilarious thing is.

I think there would of been a lot less complains about the dreamer if it shot this instead:

Attachments:

So the new dreamer is amazing!

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Posted by: Smooth Penguin.5294

Smooth Penguin.5294

I may spend my time in WvW hunting down people with Dreamer kill them now before they mutate into care bears with a hug attack and an i love you finishing move.

The I Love You attack is called the Care Bear Stare.

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Respect please.

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Posted by: Celtic Lady.3729

Celtic Lady.3729

Come now. Respect should work both ways. If people expressing their concerns with the update should word their worries with respect, so too, should the people disagreeing with them.

Daily Vet Kills - No Vet Counts?!

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Posted by: Sentry.6187

Sentry.6187

Sure would be nice having a monthly without dungeons or fractals for once :|

How to Fix zerging in WvWvW

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Posted by: Majik.8521

Majik.8521

WvWvW reward system must incorparate a DAOC type reward system.

All 5 man groups get a 25% increase in WvWvW points. (aka realm points)

A rank 1 rated toon is worth 100 points. If the player is killed by 10 people who damaged him, they will recieve the points reative to the % of damage done.

Example: I solo and rank 1 person. I get 100 points
5 people kill the rank 1 person. I did 55% of the damage. I get 55 points
20 peopel kill the rank 1 person. I did 4% of the damage. I get 4 points

5 man partys get a 25% bonus only if under 10 people damage the target.

As you rank up your value is higher. Example: rank 5.5 = 155 points.

Thanks,

Malf

i see were you are going with this but a simple who did the most damage gets more credit will not work imo. That just screws the support guys. Support do not get enough of their just dues as it is.

if 2 groups come head on at each other say 20 each. team X has all dps builds and team Y has some support and bunker builds mixed in to push, I will put my money on team Y every time.

i don’t want a system that will cause all the support guys re spec or leave. I like those guys giving me those stacks of might,stability, regen and more.

Wisdom is the reward for surviving our own stupidity.

Dear Sanctum of Rall

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Posted by: Burl.9567

Burl.9567

So the WvWvW forum belong to SoR now?

You didn’t get the memo?