Guild Wars 2

That’s why were drowning in bugs and —-- living story over here? for china?

Hi ArenaNet,

I want a Mini Developer with an ArenaNet tag over its little head following me around. As we go along we can point and modify the world as I see fit.

The Mini Developer’s abilities will be:

1) Kill LS, give me dragons
2) Teleport me to Cantha
3) Force precursor on my next flush
4) Auto-ban 4 accounts on grief-kick
5) Fix Eternity!!

Rangers gain access to a 6th:

6) Kill my pet. Permanently.

On spawn, the Mini Developer will have 20% chance to give sprockets.

Please don’t ignore. Thanks.

BumpWith15Charrs

Dear ArenaNet Developers,

I have recently completed my [Eternity] and noticed like most the two bugs you already know about. It is especially frustrating for us since this item is very hard to reach.

Through hard work, dedication, we, the few, have flipped the TP against all odds! Through days, nights, wars, dragons, bad Scarlet stories, poor holidays, and ascended gear, we have risked and sacrificed all by standing next to the Black Lion Trader and courageously fighting “1-copper” bid-wars against the gold sellers – and we made it!

To get bugs:

Drawing Eternity (unsheathing) the Sunrise/Twilight effect is lost.

To fix, find drawWeapon():

   drawSunrise();

   drawTwilight();

   drawWoodSword();

Throwing Eternity (through abilities) the Sunrise/Twilight effect is lost.

To fix, find throwWeapon():

   throwSunrise();

   throwTwilight();

   throwWoodenSword();

Please find this long ago reported bug in your bug-tracking system and escalate it’s priority from “LOL 2019” to “High”. Since the missing behavior has already been coded for Sunrise and Twilight, there’s nothing to do but link it to Eternity. It’s an easy low-hanging fruit that will make a big difference for us!

Please fix our beloved sword, it really means a lot to us!!

- Korossive

Bump? Or am I dreaming anything will be done because this isn’t a Scarlet issue?

Warriors. More words only detract.

Bananas too vary in size considerably.
We should measure in grapes.

What did the depressed Norn say after losing a fight?

I feel … 6ft tall!

Listen – I think we have more spies!!

GJ!

15Charrs

GJ!

15Charrs

Why do you run fractals?

I was reward-level 50, got reset to 30, saw the “new” content once and left. I already have my shiny back piece and main-hand sword skin. Good bye.

By the time you make a run, I do 3-4 paths for my “daily” and outreward you easy. So as I asked: Why do you run fractals?

(have I mentioned grief-kicking at 4th fractal? what no? oh ok)

^

15CharrsSigThanks

“Just put some fire on it…”

Im Mudbone.1437:

“One of the best things of GW1 that SHOULD BE in GW2”?

Yes

15CharrsInSignature

I asked this on another thread: Why why why why why why did you agree to a fractal you didn’t open? why?

Open the fractal, or don’t play. I am the most comfortable and calm person in any fractal group!

Game design. Won’t be fixed this century.

Get with it or quit.

Why did you do Fractals without opening the instance yourself?

I got grief-kicked once a long time ago. Didn’t know the term grief-kicking back then, my bad. Since? I am the opener. Just try it.

This is their game design.

Sorry. It’s your fault.

It is a well known fact that if the player is of age 10 + created a Ranger named “Legolasss” + dyed armor in all pastel colors – then Dusk will drop.

Followed by Dawn.

Followed by Dusk.

bumpwith15characters

It wasn’t a thief.

I was quiet for the most part to let you blame someone else, but alas, my conscience is killing me!

I’m a Mesmer. It was noon, we were one floor above you in the carpeted hallway, and I was conversing with my phantasm regarding her behavior in a fight we had this morning against a fierce facerolling hammer warrior. I expressed my concerns, reviewed the tactics she used, and next-time expectations to my phantasm and so forth.

Meanwhile, downstairs in the lobby, one of the clones apparently jealous of the attention the phantasm was getting went renegade and decided to run away, planning a Tyria-roadtrip and stole your broom! Yes – It wasn’t me! I assure you – clone stole your broom!

Realizing what had happened, I looked out the window and saw the fleeting clone with the broom. I shattered, and the broom fell to the ground safe and in one piece.

If I were you I’d hurry. While the broom is whole and working, it fell just by a skritt hole. Luckily, your broom is not considered by any stretch “shiny” so might even still be there.

I still mourn the phantasm though, she was a good one :’-(

Every shatter we lose some of ourselves. So sad.

…wait, did I already do CoF p1 and p2 yesterday night? or was it TA up, or forward/up? And that HotW with the water was 2 or 3?

Need an indicator: For this daily these paths have been done – so don’t redo accidentally and get hit.

Thanks.

Post it in the junkyard -AHEM- “Official Issues Thread” where it will be noticed.

From my experience, don’t hold your breath. You’ll die.

CoF P2 destroyer nest spawns.
iWarden spawns.
I look at her.
She looks at me.

“Really damp in here. My hair is ruined…”
“HIT THE kitten NEST ALREADY SRWE5AF@RGNREPG$#G!#QWHG)R#@H%!!!!!!”

Government conspiracy. These objects are all apart of a tracking network that provides GPS positioning to the dredge.

There are no classes! YOU’RE WRONG AND I’LL PROVE IT ARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!

kidkilowat.5932:

Why, in a game focused on vanity progression, are 95% of the skins so ugly?

Good point. Let’s add ascended armor and make progression a vertical grind. Now ugly skins problem solved.

Coming up: New grade! Upper Ascended armor – obsoletes your plain Ascended armor (needs crafting to 600 to be useful again).

No dragons, no Cantha/Elona, no bug fixes.

danielrjones.8759:

@Wanze, My comment regarding seeing it everyday was more about the price spreads. I will use totems for example. There was a time I was buying some of those to balance out having full sets of all t6, this was when they were selling for 17s and bids were in for around 14s. I would see one listed for 14.01 buy it and as soon as I would another would appear for 14.01 I would buy it and within 2-3 seconds another would appear for 14.01 Did this at least 15 times in less than 2 minutes. All the while there would be bids of a few hundred at 14s

I see this type of activity on many different items. I suppose its very possible someone could actually list it for 1 copper above bidding prices. What I find odd is many times it will only be one or two available at a time like that. And as soon as they are bought, one or two will appear again.

Not that I am against people doing this at all, whatever blows their skirt up I guess. (I don’t do it) If that is being done with the intention of getting unsuspecting people to just sell to low bidder thinking that’s what they are generally going for, I would call that manipulation.

I have noticed this EXACT thing! I wanted to buy 10 units of a product, and always there would be an order of 1 unit for 1 more copper appearing above me. When that 1 unit was filled, there would appear another order automatically for another 1 unit with 1 copper above the bids.

This would happen in a matter of less than 1 second every time anyone bids, effectively botting the demand.

Now I’ve seen “1 copper” wars on demand. But this is robotic on many products… has someone figured out trading outside the game client? or abuse game client with clicking software?

Lord Kuru.3685:

20% chance to get a precursor.

20% chance to get a company reply on forums.

Fixed it for ya

Let’s do a little math.

The molten pick costs 800 gems old version but 1000 normally.

The sprocket 1000 gems.

That 0 gem difference you did not pay would have cost around 0g.

In order to make this 0g up, at the current price of sprockets (43c), it would take 0 sprockets.

Picks are 1000 gems. L2gemshop.

Company replies: 0

/hi
/lol
/smile
/pretendtobeastatue (what?)

iWarden runs to a structure and stands admiring it…

Thalador.4218:

…aside from Trahearne’s monologue in the story step of A Light in the Darkness and a footnote in a secluded outpost in Malchor’s Leap, there’s absolutely zero reference to the Guild Wars

Commander, to me.

I once spent gems on 25 BL keys and got 6 scraps +worthless boosters.

I since flip the TP and get any weapon I want.

Hard to write the moral of the story without curse words… :-/

They can’t attack LA!

Once Zommorros’s hut is broken, thousands and millions of rare swords will pour out and cover the world!

EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!

It’s the new profession.
You just caught a glimpse of one of the elite abilities, Yak-Flight (untraited so no jet yet … Asura on it).

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Scarlet Wars 2

Better?

It’s not because of PvP – and I’m no ranger.
I’m a mesmer who spins non-elite warriors in PvP.

It’s the rest.

Agreed.

> Damage (PvP/PvE/structures/anything)
> Survivability
> Mobility
> HP

There’s a reason power-running CoF P1 used to be 4xWar + Mes.

lol scepter #1 I just saw the title and started laughing… sorry

Scepter #1 was abandoned for dead by the devs before the game was even out.
Mesmer = Sword mainhand.

Scepter’s a joke: on phantasms, on attack speed, on effective play, on the using player. This will never be fixed, let it go, use a sword. There will be 17 more Scarlet patches before any bugs/QoLs pile is addressed.

Runes: Filter all rune sets to those with 25%+ movement; then see.
Sigils: Dual Generosity/Energy

Yo dawg, so we heard you like fun, so we put zergs to your ascended so you can overflow while you grind

dutchiez.7502:

Korossive.7085:

If your group’s instance-owner kicked someone and now threatens everyone else by kicking if he/they didn’t do what the almighty instance-owner said (himself being immune to kick), then just:

1. Wait till boss is 2% hp
2. /p ASTA LA VISTA BABY!
3. -Merge-

Exactly, if someone threatens to screw you over, just take the innocent down with you.

Don’t hate the player.

It’s been months = That’s how the devs want the game to be.

When your group is lost in the darkest dungeon, whom do you call?

Charruman the White

If your group’s instance-owner kicked someone and now threatens everyone else by kicking if he/they didn’t do what the almighty instance-owner said (himself being immune to kick), then just:

1. Wait till boss is 2% hp
2. /p ASTA LA VISTA BABY!
3. -Merge-

LOL
So wait, potentially I can advertise myself as new group in LFG, click merge party every time I have that option – and I kick ppl from THEIR OWN instances? Cooooool!! :-DD

… Then I leave the group and repeat?

Please tell me this this does not work.

Shhh! they’re busy pushing unwanted Scarlet go away with your bugs.

(definitely not upgrading my Sunrise – thanks for warning thread!)

Fun??…wait you mean you’re not a gs warrior?

Screw this I want it to glow with fire and spit lightning. The rest of you can save the world.