Guild Wars 2

Didn’t even play mgs 2-4 yet, but soon. =|:^)

Stacking in dungeons
These noobs they will not heal
Fear mobs out of corners is what i do
Confusion is epic deeps

There’s some idiot beside me
That pulls the Spider Queen to the corner
They’re Exploiting
I’m confusing
This lack of crowd-control I fear is never-ending
Controlling
I seem
To find myself again in a corner
The walls(of reflection) are closing in
Without a sense of fun
I’m convinced that this is just too much exploiting to take
I’ve felt this way before
So offended

My first attempt at GW2 Karaoke.

DonQuack.9025:

My blood pressure is atleast 150/90 right now. Sometimes I feel like running absolute crap just so pugs can see the utter crap they are running but that probably wont do anything because they are most likely blind and stupid.

There is a lump in my chest full of either heart attack in disguise or pent up frustration/disappointment/anger. And I have no one to blame but myself. no one.

Why do I keep pugging? Why on my ele?

/cries in shower.

I’ve hosted several arah groups before labeled as “experienced speedrun (berserker gear only)” where i ran on my full healer build cleric ele and nobody even questioned anything, even with me having Benevolence stacks and chocolate as food.

The last time i did that it took us about 25 minutes to even get past hunter/crusher.

Whoa…

I love all those poems, songs and stories you guys write. Bing-Bing-Bingo!

I don’t think you’ll find anyone here. Try reddit.

(btw, this is a Bingo thread)

B I N G O
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“whit”

BF evades for its whole animation duration. Tooltip is wrong.

Power block was the best fun i had in the game since back then when i first started doing dungeons…

Spider queen is still too hard

B I N G O
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BINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

That trinity action made me laugh a lot. Was this post or pre patch? I haven’t noticed any poison fields. Also, shibayan is life.

Even if it wasn’t top notch play, pugs would be 9000% better if people knew all things in these guide videos.

Not in those where boss enemies have 5 times your stats, can’t be cc’d/snared, are always faster than you and have like 3 times the melee range(afaik almost all kittenty trinity games are like this).

GW2 player characters are either are super strong or enemies are too weak.

I’d go off right now to play W* if it wasn’t un-optimized as frig and if it had the same b2p model like gw2. I don’t like renting games.

You get more free stuff when people think you’re female. ’;^)

Where the white knights and social justice warriors @?

Legendary Grawl shaman at 43 was a nightmare with the sub par group i had.
In the end we had to rely on mesmer phantasms and fire ember summons to win, but at least we managed to win and i gotta say, it was fun.

No words.

Energy sigil + 40% endu food + Death shroud

It’s easy.

I’ve already done full clears of arah p1/2 with cleric gear/healer builds, a literal full clear of p3 with bearbows and they took forever, but never a FULL clear of arah p4. The best(worst) i did was a pug run where i played bearbow elementalist up till melandru, then played normally for the rest of the dungeon with 4 people new to p4 and it took about 4 hours. If it wasn’t for me, they would probably never have finished.

LF 2 cleric elementalists, 1 cleric guard, 1 apothecary/cleric warrior for literal arah p4 full clear. Need to have at least 4-5 hours time.

Oh oh. That sounds like you’re having TOO MUCH fun. Watch out, you might get a massive burn out soon and not want to play the game at all anymore for a while.

Arah p1 confirmed casual

BINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good riddance i guess.

get it

dlonie.6547:

dominik.9721:

Hardest Bosses are Sîzer and Tàge, you can practice and train a year and you will still have more problems to solo them than anything else.
But probably you guys don’t even know them.

It’s dangerous to go alone.

Here, take these:

Don’t forget this.

dominik.9721:

Emanuel.9781:

Post video of you soloing Justin Wong then come back m8.

Sperg

Where did i say Lupicus? Also nice name calling, nerdlord.

Post video of you soloing Justin Wong then come back m8.

Lv16 warrior here. Whatever time between 16:00 – 23:00 gmt+1

Don’t use ranged weapons ever, unless you, for example are in a completely terrible group where everyone else ranges/you “have” to range (molten duo with bads/low dps pugs).

Solo all Orr temple bosses + boss blitz bosses.

The biggest challenge will be finding an empty map though.

We pug for fun.

Bingo!

15)Bingo!

Bingo.

Almost all of them. I made/joined SO many “experienced” groups for fun and ended up having 2-4 blatantly obvious non speaking/reading/thinking newbs it’s hard to believe.

Math meta is a good way to filter complete kittens though.

Math question meta.

STOP FEEDING kitten THREADS AND POSTERS.
Maybe they will go away.
….
Though those daily re/tard thread are pretty funny sometimes i have to admit.

Also sort of related: Anyone still remember this guy? -> https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/members/Floryn-6307/showposts

Floryn.6307:

nagr.1593:

Now since its profitable to only run one path daily once, however if it is say a daily speed run for all paths of a dungeon, it makes perfect sense to occasionally see people checking for zerk gear. Though I would say again the number of elitist posts has drastically reduced..

Please stop implying that zerkers are elitists. Most zerkers are utterly noobs, labels like this is what generates false myths and leads to a so called general consensus.

Dead DPS is no DPS.

That being said I am strongly against cleric gear, PVT on the other hand is perfectly acceptable, specially in high lvl fotms .

Tl;dr: Zerker gear can be excellent unfortunately most ppl using it are not.

My PVT stats self buffed only,:
(wvw reset day so my hp is 1 000 lower than normal)

Link to post w/ a selfie of him: https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/dungeons/No-one-cares-what-armor-you-wear/first#post3008958

He’s king “PVT” fedoria the 88th.

Wtf dub, are you me? I can not even FIGHT liadri thanks to lags and freezes right when i enter the arena/cage. 1-5 fp/s…

maxinion.8396:

Jacklinger.2908:

When I join these “Zerker” parties, often they get one-shotted by bosses and I’m the only one left standing, then I sometimes solo the boss and they STILL blame me for not being in full zerker gear! It’s like an irony sandwich.

Word.

http://www.twitch.tv/rezardi

By magecrusher now.

maha.7902:

got this commission for my mesmer :p

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/18721945/maha--shaded-sketch--FINAL.jpg

Pic related

That sounds like every pug with guildies/friends i ever join. Usually getting kicked for not being as bad as them or soloing bosses.

Nemesis minion master with rabid gear.

No schiet, humanity is kittening kittened.

Inb4 300+ replies.

Rate my dark souls 2 organisation XII RP build/look.
The entire game is a dungeon, so i guess it counts, since almost all of my gw2 chars look kitten .

I WON!

Goon for Hire.7150:

Wow, that insult came out of nowhere. Please, allow me to quote a very famous webcomic artist:

“Also, as a rule of thumb, if you find yourself defending your inalienable right to make someone else feel like garbage, you’re on the wrong side of the argument.”

Please, just leave.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2 <- You will find many like-minded people there. Go post your opinions there and they will be/ echoed hundreds of times. I can assure you that.

This is not only to Goon, but all the other intelligent antistackers out there aswell.

Dubsweeper crashes for me whenever i try to put in p.

Am i exploiting?

• top ele, 10 min flood control fugg you trash mods