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Please allow us to disable gliding

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Mushroom JP at Rata Novus “Auto deploy glider to overshoot mushroom” is getting a bit old frankly.

Waited near 4 years for my first precursor

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The Pony Bow is the only legendary that is legendary enough to drown out the entireity of all the other present Legendaries.

Howler is great when I’m on top of a mountain, on my own, with all other sound settings turned off. As soon as there is a cuckoo or maybe a noisy rabbit nearby poor old Howler takes a back seat.

But that Pony Bow…. good grief… why?

why why why why why

It was almost funny on day one, “meh” on day two and “why why why why why” every day since.

Now that I have my Howler and the limited times Anet permit me to be happy at having it, I feel even more sorry for people “blessed” with The Minstrel.

[Suggestions] Gemstore Items

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How about GW1 miniatures, I’m thinking the Gwen Dolls as it happens, but any is fine.
I’m also thinking that maybe their would be a little discount for people who have one bound in GW1 perhaps? That might get people logging into GW1 as well.

I second that!

Actually come to think of it, if I owned it in GW1, shouldn’t my GW2 edition be “Antique Gwen Chan Doll”?

Waited near 4 years for my first precursor

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Turned out to be Howl… well ok…

Spend like 600 gold getting all the bits needed to actually have Howler…

Take it out for a spin at some big event…

… all you can see and hear is the six people that showed up with Pony Bow.

kthx.

Can we at least have a “No more pony bow” tickbox in sound and graphics options?

How about just in sound options?

C’mon….

please?

Before it was just annoying as hell, but now I have my own legendary that I can’t see or hear… it’s so much worse…

[Suggestions] Gemstore Items

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How about GW1 miniatures, I’m thinking the Gwen Dolls as it happens, but any is fine.
I’m also thinking that maybe their would be a little discount for people who have one bound in GW1 perhaps? That might get people logging into GW1 as well.

Unofficial Dailies List?

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Maybe if you had spent 60 seconds on google you would have noticed it doesn’t mention anything in HoT.

Unofficial Dailies List?

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Anybody know where I might find an Unofficial Dailies list?

So I’m not talking about the Daily Grinds for WvW, PvP, PvE, Fractals or anything else listed in the “please participate” list in the top right of the screen.

I’m meaning things likes.

“Craft all your ascended precursors that you can only make 1 a day”.
“Use your leyline converter that you can only do once a day”
“Make your 2 plant foods that you can only do once a day”
“Turf out your home instance of it’s daily goodies.”
“Buy Zimms book of knowledge thing from Rata Novus that you can only buy one a day”

and so on…

GW1 lost favorites, bring back the nostalgia

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Without logging in to my GW1 account, I can recall the following items I want in GW2 and see no reason I can’t have it except for :anet:.

Chibbi Gwen Doll.

That’s it. The rest I clearly don’t care about or I would remember it.
Maybe it would be nice to get my GW1 faces in GW2 but those guys are dead, 200 years dead, so that would be weird. But my gwen doll would be an antique.

Bank Slot Sale

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More bank slots is never the long term answer.

£4.50 to permit additional junk build up is a terrible waste of £4.50

Intentionally Spoiling Movies

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1.) Why is spoiling star wars so bad? Nobody gets banned for spoiling any other film.
2.) Why is “spoiling” films actually spoiling anything?
3.) Why are you so afraid that JJ Abrams ever intends to do anything new that you want to avoid risking spoiling it? He’s a one trick pony. And yeah, he only likes teenagers, so you can pretty much kiss any old actors good bye. He won’t let another Leonard Nimoy catch him out by dying on him.

Gold Sellers and Report/Blocking Suggestion

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I dunno, since gold sellers operate using a lot of messaging to as many people as possible, often repeating the exact same message very frequently, you might wish somebody could invent some sort of electronic device that can be used to detect repeating patterns automatically.

Updates about Wintersday

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You know they are struggling for a coherent position when they hide the problem in a “bury” thread. Such a normal and predictable response, whether it’s a games company, government, police department.

1. Minimise the exposure and manage the flow of information.
2. Pretend you’re doing something.
3. Wait for everybody to just go away and/or shut up.

Catastrophic brand collapse almost never happens, so this tactic will work in almost every single instance. So successful is this tactic that when it finally fails due to more people walking away than you expected it almost always results in catastrophe because nobody expected the standard tactic to ever fail so they never bothered to check if it was failing.

Dear Anet: a word of thanks

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I too stole a guild mates girlfriend in Guild Wars.

Monetize better to do better game.

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And how do you feel when somebody like nVidia or Razor next-level-meta is to create a unique virtual company for use in virtual games? They may or may not even advertise specific products, but everybody will know who it is because of brand awareness. The advertise world leaked into my real world without me voting for it. It leaked onto the TV, the web, everywhere. They will find a way to leak into virtual environments and it will likely be worse than I can possibly imagine.

Monetize better to do better game.

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I think it’s a better idea than spending 45 minutes on a snow glider and trying to hawk it out for like $15 a pop.

Spotting Wintersday Jumping Puzzle hacker

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After Anet pulled the 10,000 drinks requirement out of their kittens I stopped caring about bots. I literally do not, can not and will not blame anybody for botting in the face of such hatred.

I’m going to stop reporting gold sellers too.

It’s a small contribution to lowering standards that I make compared to Anet’s.

No I don’t care if you cry.

Has anyone not got HOT yet?

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Who got hot but was too lazy to play it? XD

I got bored with every region being a collection of jumping puzzles holding hands and maps that show roads that are actually walls. I have no intention of finishing it. Or even getting past Auric Basin, I couldn’t care any less what is beyond it.

I wish now that I had played the Beta and saved myself 2 x £90. I’ve implicitly trusted Anet since GW1 Day 1 but that is bruised now and their prime holiday offering of 2015 being the most shocking grind at a time of joy and giving was basically unforgiveable. No more unconditional love. They have to now convince me they have something more at heart than their quarterly figures.

I don’t know what has happened at Anet towers but now it just feels like they want to bleed the last out of it till it’s dry and just go down F2P <> ESports road just like everybody else, ushering in a new age of mediocrity.

AFK bots in winter wonderland

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I’m sorry, Anet can’t hear you over the sound of all the cash they are counting.

Bots invade Winter Wonderland JP

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10,000 drinks. Anet think we are bots, we might as well be bots.

Suggestion: Subscription Plans

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Tier 1 subscription gets you onto the child free server.
Tier 2 gets you onto the no teenagers server.
Tier 3 gets you on the “nobody under 30” server.

Of course, that would expect Anet to treat some of us as adults and that is extremely unlikely to happen.

spoiling star wars in map chat

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First to say “Harrassment” wins.
pfft. Keep your community. I don’t want to walk around on eggshells in case I offend anybody.

Updates about Wintersday

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I see that I could devote all of my free holiday time to playing Guild Wars 2. I could devote it to something else.
The Anet holiday offering is, well, for want of a much better word, mean

It is the most accurate word I can think of, it is so dark hearted to have nothing but Cold Cash Store items and a winter unique that is unobtainable for the vast majority of the player. Then, on noticing that this might be wrong, they say “Oh it’s ok, you can spend the whole year farming it up” without noticing that it will still take manypeople 3, 4, 8 years to farm up 10,000 drinks.

I’ve spent half a million karma and got up to 980 drinks. I’m am kittens out. I’ll be reintroducing myself to Elite this holiday, having just spent 2x£90 on HOT I’m really feeling the mug right now and am hoping I don’t come back in spring.

spoiling star wars in map chat

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This is another stepping stone towards the world you deserve. I hope you enjoy it when it gets here and you remember your efforts that helped to bring it about.

I look forward to the Black Mirror special that spells it out for you.

Updates about Wintersday

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Ask any question you like. Anet missed the mark and the point this year. Their prime holiday offering is actually terrible. On the bright side. Elite: Horizons is out.

Racial Specializations

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Should males and females have different roles, strengths and weaknesses?
(Checked my privilege…. it’s working fine.)

Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas

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Anet devs hate christmas that’s all I can imagine.

[Click here to insert comment about their religious affiliations and get yourself banned because :SJW:]

spoiling star wars in map chat

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People talking as though JJ “One Trick Pony” Abrams has any suprises up his sleeve in his latest lens flare teen flick.

Teenagers in space…. episode Abrams…. no surprises… no spoilers… After leonard Nimoy abrams won’t be trusting any old actors to live long enough for the next film.

spoiling star wars in map chat

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My rights end where your feelings begin.

Visual nerfs [Merged]

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I would like an audio nerf, I have had to turn sound off Guild Wars, mainly because all I can hear at world events is Pony Bow firing.

Black lion keys from Map Completion NERF

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I hope BL keys are not designed to encourage me to actually pay money for them.
So far I have had crap, rubbish, toilet, pointless and mediocre.
If my character was rolled with an invisible -10 to luck, fine, but I’m still not going to pony up cold cash for what has been nothing but disappointment.

Or £11 for a glider that would look ground breaking in 1996. Yeah, that’s a no too.

spoiling star wars in map chat

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Doctor Tove prescribes 12 months in Somalia for everybody with hurt feelings over some first world non issue.

In Soviet Somalia, reality checks you.

Wintersday? More like Wintesmisery.

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It didn’t say “May contain Premium Skins” on the box when I bought it.

Wintersday? More like Wintesmisery.

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Well, yeah. It’s slightly better outside of regular playing hours if you get the chance. But yeah, peak time you might as well sit in map chat typing out Star Wars spoilers.

Winter’s Presence and the Community

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Be glad none of your family are Anet devs. You could spend all year looking forward to christmas. Carefully selecting fabulous gifts to spread joy and cheer, waiting to see the look of wonder on the children’s faces…

… then your Anet developer cousin shows up. Se tells you she’s got you something you might be able to make use of, but you have to clean the toilet 50 times regardless of how spotless it already is. But you can’t use any old toilet cleaner, he she gives you a list of precursor ingredients needed, doesn’t tell you where to get them from or how to use, later you find you have to also spend your own money buying them and more of it than you would earn in a year.

Outside there are some Christmas Carolers singing “What’s the matter, are you casual or something?”

As your jaw drops… she says “But you can also have this Glider I knocked up in about 45 minutes”

“It’s only £11”

Yes, You Can Have my Stuff

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Tiny Tove has been supporting Anet since Month 1 of Guild Wars 1. Anet have never directly appreciated it. Maybe you could? Anyway, enjoy where ever it is you go to. May the Grind be with you.

too many black lion skins?

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wot do u have against black lions? somebody call the tumblr professionally oppressed department and report this rampant racist

Achievements: What's the deal?

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But in game it says “Only available during Grindersday” on the Grinder’s Presence entry for the drink achievement. And where do I get Grindersday drink from when it’s no longers Grindersday?

hmmm dev posts have got “after thought, but not much of it” written all over them.

Winter’s Presence and the Community

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May the Grind be with you.

Soft wood planks now require 2 logs

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Now all we need to do is remove the words “Account Bound” and let the economy go where it will. Are you scared yet?

Winter’s Presence and the Community

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Hi, I’m Star Wars bot. Have you enjoyed the film so far? Good. Were you paying attention? Lets find out. If you cannot the following 10 questions perfectly you cannot watch any more of the film.
Btw, did I mention you need to answer all 10 of them perfectly, 100 times?

Turn off Map chat if not seen StarWars

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Han kills Luke.

spoiling star wars in map chat

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Oh noes i cant even begin 2 imaginez wut jj abrahams latest teenfest teen movie in space is going 2 b liek oh noes plz no spoilz teenzinspace episode 7. now with lensflare

Very nice community

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You made the mistake of assuming the person at the other end isn’t a child. Big mistake in non-subscription games. It’s far more likely that other person is 16 – 22 years old and knows everything.

Worth coming back?

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Is it worth coming back?

Well, do you like Jumping Puzzles? Because they made an expansion out of glueing 50 jumping puzzles together and sticking some bosses in it. That’s the future you know.

GW1 Support

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Gwen Chan is stuck in GW1. This is when I learned that farming stuff up is ultimately pointless. Even if the server is up, it don’t mean anything if I’m not logged into it.

Winter's Presence Feedback [merged]

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Please consider removing all requirements for all Account Bound items, or in fact any items.
If I flick a switch a gift myself a normally saleable item, fine, make it account bound. You can even put a title like “noob” so the l33t kids can laugh at me.

In a nutshell. I paid for the game. I don’t want to jump through your hoops just to have a thing. Nobody feels any pain if I have a thing, no matter how much they pretend that they do. They do not. I should not have to prove I am >this< awesome just to have a thing.

This should be good. Awaiting my forum moderation, it seems inevitable.

I want SAB back for christmas!

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The graphics were better than the snowflake glider. I’d be ashamed to put out that kind of workmanship.

Am I To Mediocre For This Game?

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It sounds like you’re basing your expectations on the performance other people should expect of you.

I too am a casual scrub and get laughed at Raid Club for not having legendary everything. That’s ok, I don’t want to play with them either.

Sounds good right? Get stuck in!

Verdict? HoT any good / worth the money?

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I purchased it twice. Once for me, once for my gf. Does that help?

Get rid of Orange Adverts at top right [Merged]

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So Anet are now on a mission to fill the top right of my screen with adverts for things they are apparently insisting I read constantly.

Is there any way to get rid of “Forsaken Thicket” this and “pvp leagues” that? Now with extra “ESL blah blah pro league” I really couldn’t give a monkeys about these things

How do I get rid of them and I dunno maybe suppress all future spam that I don’t want up there? Adblock plus plus maybe?

How can I make it go away?