Getting hard to read you man.
You say, that perfect timing jump is a bug and not proper running jump. Yet, game forces you to do it once (in normal mode, after last checkpoint in 1-1) and it’s encouraged to do on hidden, difficult area. This should lead to conclusion that it’s a feature, not bug, and something you’re supposed to master to try master SAB.
Then you complain that targeting system doesn’t work. You say that you’ve wrong target (amulet or king) when you should have other of those too. I tell you that you cannot have wrong target and suggest you to use call target feature to see and test it this yourself. Instead you call this (testing, to show you’re wrong) dumb and continue demanding them to fix targeting. Targeting, that is working properly just btw.
Amulet can be damaged in phases where you’re supposed to damage it (left stomp, right stomp) and it’s immune in other phases (lick, eating, big stomp – with exception that you can target it in eating phase’s beginning, if eating follows left or right stomp and not big stomp.)
Frog King can be targeted in eating phase, and damaged afterwards in smashing phase. Autotarget works perfectly. Please, don’t call something I offer you to help to see that you’re wrong, a dumb thing before you at least try comprehend what I actually said; Please – try use call target function to see, that what you complained, cannot really happen. If you still manage to do this, please video it and I’ll write a letter of apology.
Then, to my great surprise as well, you continue telling how you understand boss mechanics exactly. Yet, against those mechanics, you want to dodge instead of using safe spot (the boss tactic that’s supposed to be used, the one I mentioned in my first post and the one you ignored untill now).
You want to dodge agony in Fractal Maw @ 50 as well? Instead of using proper tactic (Agony resistance) and then suggest to change it when dodging doesn’t work? This can be forgiven, I guess, because you cleary now stated that you don’t like undodgable attacks. You think undodgeable attacks shouldn’t exist. It’s ok to have opinion, we all have them. Just don’t say along lines “it’s frustrating that I cannot dodge something, that I know is coming, because I’m too lazy to jump three jumps to safe zone when I’ve time to do it twice” without at least mentioning that you know this being against the “how it’s supposed to be done” in first place. You just sounded like “I don’t know how to do this” instead of “I know how to do this, but I want to do it against the way it’s supposed to be done”. Same stands for “I failed to feed him jewel and I died because he made tongue attack”. Why don’t just say “I failed to feed him jewel, and I died when he made tongue attack because I failed to make dodge in time” if that’s what you meant. You sounded, once again, like you don’t know how to do it at all instead of knowing how to do it, and still doing against that on your own free will.
You’re entitled to your opinions, but because you fail to give good arguments without loop holes, your opinions sound more of complaining of someone who doesn’t know what he’s doing. Like people crying that they die on Lupicus’s aoe circles even if they’re not inside the circles when they’re in fact killed by projectiles aiming to circles behind them.
For easily rejoining bossfight – I presume that’s done (also) to prevent speed farming. With team of 6-7 you could have one or two running map and others just joining in in last 15 seconds for chest. This’d drop speedfarming from 5~minutes per level to 1 minute per level. Sure, it still can be done – but it ain’t that easy. Requires coordinated team. =)
You wanted to say that you don’t like the way it’s done, guess that’s ok. (Jumping, safe spot, dodging) It’s just your opinion. You say target system is kittened up between frog and his amulet, I tell you to test and see that it ain’t kittened up and give your means to do so, you either test and give opposite proof or admit that maybe I was right on it. You just don’t tell it’s dumb – that’s too easy solution to forgive.
Meh, too much time spend here. It’s just bit hard for me to not reply – part of my silly human nature and personal preferences. I like it hard and the way it is, you prefer easier solutions. Were you to be troll, I’d be trolled bad.
Outsource rng → profit.