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Really AR? Was having such a nice fight against that FC thief too… =/
Thats WAR
Don’t ever call them a part of AR ever again.
says the best repping guild on AR
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holy kitten the skill level of pugs I just fought on EB.. insane..
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The ppl who defend this kitten are absolutely hilarious.
Not NEARLY as funny as the people whining about it.
“Oh no, I can’t faceroll everything in the game anymore!”
Get some condition removal, and maybe try ROLLING a Necro, Ranger, or Engie, so you can see how their skills work, and which to avoid. Watch some youtube vids of Condi tanks “pwning noobs,” and then play defensively with that in mind.
hi I rolled all of the above
on all 3 classes I have less than half the time on my guardian. Im also really good on my guardian. Howver with the exception of going against high burst on my engi, I can easily win almost every single 1v1 using the above 3 condi builds.
maybe you’re the one who should try to roll a melee DD build and try to fight a condi spam build (protip, except for specced warrs, you can’t)
I also kittening Lol’d when you said “play defensively” against condis. that’s step one to getting your kitten whooped HARD.
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I wish that was true Draygo. Unfortunately in reality up to 8-10 players having several condi players is very very strong. Above 10 is where DD takes over.
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In the current Meta I find myself having a nervous break down every time I have to have a 1v1 with a thief because it turns into some funky death match ballet. The amount they dodge around is ridiculous and it takes some Ninja style precision to get a clean hit. I really do dislike how immobile we are for a melee class.
guardians are practically the counter to thieves so tbh it’s probably a L2P issue. try using blinds and blocks at the right time and dodging when you suspect a backstab.
unless they’re s/d then use blinds and evades on their boon steal skills and try to zealots defense or WW when they spam 3
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wtf guys? guardian is soooooo much better for solo roaming.. unless all you care about is running away from zergs, then warrior is better.
Another clueless player or simply a new guest coming over from the warrior forums.
Soon we are gonna be needing some pest control in place.
100g Ill beat you 1v1
also see attachedI’m in, what are the restrictions? Also when?
anything thats not condi spam, and preferably not retaliation spam guardian (15 in virtues)
O.k. well that rules out everything except guardian…
I run a sword/sword lb banner regen bunker warrior, condition spam + high regen from banners/adrenal health/hs
spirit ranger bunker sw/torch sb
necro..lol nuff said. I wouldn’t use my necro anyway as I don’t consider that to be even remotely close to a fair fight.I could try out my mesmer, but I’m not very good with him. I’m good enough, just not great.
You kind of restricted it to anything not the current meta though. Also if we get a chance to duel don’t worry about any kitten gold. I just enjoy duels.
well considering bunker condis are autowin against all DD classes and the only way for me to win against them is to be literally twice as good and out play them in every way, asking for no condi spam is probably understandable (especially when 100g is on the line). though I was hoping to be facing that guy on either his warr or guard. tbh I’ll duel anything if it’s free, but the new meta with condi spam means no skill is involved in 90% of the fights now.
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wtf guys? guardian is soooooo much better for solo roaming.. unless all you care about is running away from zergs, then warrior is better.
Another clueless player or simply a new guest coming over from the warrior forums.
Soon we are gonna be needing some pest control in place.
100g Ill beat you 1v1
also see attachedI’m in, what are the restrictions? Also when?
anything thats not condi spam, and preferably not retaliation spam guardian (15 in virtues)
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Thanks Darkothe I assume you’re talking about me as I know very little other “ghosty” paladins! Too bad I can’t tell who you are but Im sure you were good as well.
also the necro pulled the claimed because being on the staircase pulls the claimer. sucks for him but the aggro range is ridiculously long.
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wtf guys? guardian is soooooo much better for solo roaming.. unless all you care about is running away from zergs, then warrior is better.
Another clueless player or simply a new guest coming over from the warrior forums.
Soon we are gonna be needing some pest control in place.
100g Ill beat you 1v1
also see attachedHow do I always end up attracting the worst of em all eh?
Play time does not mean much considering how you can afk or bot all day.
And even IF you actively played during all that time, tells me nothing about your experience with a guardian or warrior.
Just give up son, before you make a bigger fool of yourself
you’re a ridiculous fool
The 1110+ hours were on my guardian, 95% of which have been spent solo/small man roaming on it
what the kitten would I have to do to show I know more about this game, and ESPECIALLY guardians, than you do?
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you glitched inside a tower to look for holes around the tower.
you realize you have to get inside the tower to know whether or not there’s a hole right?
Just two fast questions about this.
Why did you both feel it was necessary to look for the holes(The Necro had already gotten into the tower, why get in with the guardian as well)?
What would have happened if I was not on my scheduled rounds that match and caught you two at the wall?
we’d go to the next tower like we had been doing
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wtf guys? guardian is soooooo much better for solo roaming.. unless all you care about is running away from zergs, then warrior is better.
Another clueless player or simply a new guest coming over from the warrior forums.
Soon we are gonna be needing some pest control in place.
100g Ill beat you 1v1
also see attached
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you glitched inside a tower to look for holes around the tower.
you realize you have to get inside the tower to know whether or not there’s a hole right?
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wtf guys? guardian is soooooo much better for solo roaming.. unless all you care about is running away from zergs, then warrior is better.
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actually I will admit that was me, we were going around finding holes to report and we ended getting into a fight.. we just didn’t leave the tower once we got in it
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deth needs to get their kitten together and gvg TFH already
who is deth
YOUR kitten WHOOPERS
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deth needs to get their kitten together and gvg TFH already
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yes the matchup of fallen giants .. once upon a time FC was in last place of T7 for a week.. before promptly being stomped back to the truly glorious tier.
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Good luck to both ET and DR on reset night and into next week! I enjoyed the constant action and competitive nature of this week. I think we finally won the first week in..forever.. FC for life!
Congratulations to FC. Good work this week. I looked the server history. This is your first win since RNG took over and the first win since January. Cheers for mid/little bro (I can’t remember who is who anymore)
Big Bro = SF
Mid Bro = ET
Lil Bro = FC
Half Bro = HoD
sorry but Im 99% sure it was the other way around
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hope fight night was fun! still redownloading my client….
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so glad many people here aren’t delusional and can see why roaming and doing tpvp has become more and more painful to do.
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^they wont. I don’t understand why but they don’t undertand the problem.
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the only time I’ve seen BS this matchup was a few days back. they run apothecary bomb engi, apothecary warr, and another tanky DD warr shrug
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any help here? I did what Reborn said and the download stops at “3.17 MB downloaded” and 3433 files remianing. It just sits at 0.00KB/sec.
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Found some golems at spawn, decided to go roaming in them. Saw big shiny Stonemist and hatched a flawless plan.
I’m pretty sure all of the zergs are in the PvE event.
as DR is popping orange swords at mendon in that video lol
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Any roamers out tonight?
what is roaming friend?
If you have to ask…
How does I roam good
Well you already have a thief so you’re on the right track! Only attack lowbies, and if you meet anyone that could be a challenge just run.
You’ll be the scourge of the plains in no time!
also works if you have a mesmer (running away is a bit harder but phantasms can win the fight for you while you drink your favourite beverage and/or eat popcorn)
last but not least, try to run a bunker regen/condi build! what could be better than spamming condis while healing 1k+ per second? bonus points for running it with a BM ranger, even more OP AI skillz!
oh my! seems like a personal attack! You found out my secret I am very bad at this game, so I let the AI do all the job for me. We can’t all be skilled like you!
wait what I didn’t even know you ran that
I just know bunker condis builds are very op 1v1
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careful, [bags] doesnt like it when theyre dumb enough to follow someone into fully upgraded keep guards and 2 of their 4 die to 1 person. they try to troll you by letting you rot in downed state the next time you fight 4v4.
lol
So far your server has placed a cataptult on 3 seperate occasions on the northwest tower vista in the last matchup and the current one in order to counter a catapult placed by Bags to take down the wall. All catapults were extremely out of range of our own. One was placed by a player with the [GWTD] tag. THAT was dumb.
ill make sure they know its treb or nothin, thanks
you make sure your guildies know not to chase people into upped guards
I like how you act superior to others when you’re the one running away.
Not that I care about this argument, but using the map to make other people kill themselves is superior. Getting yourself killed by guards is kinda dumb.
It’s WvW, people die. What’s your point?
As for the trolling while you were downed…. Don’t die then. It sounds like you got outplayed and were angry about it, so you tough guy’d it on the forums when NPC’s did something you couldn’t.
Golf clap
We would be more than happy to fight you with even numbers to reassure you that you are bad. But you already know you’re bad, so you won’t accept this fight offer.
Either way, you lose.
you realize the person you’re talking to did several gvgs against Bags, many f which, if not most, he won. so gg. kittenty boaster.
In our 5v5’s we won a lot more than they did. If you were there you would have seen.
He was there. I only lost 3 of the gvgs we did when it was 5v5 :p OP necros ftw! You guys are really awesome though. I’d love to fight you guys again if you don’t go 3 guards, ele, and mesmer again xD
Two of our core 5 man players main guardians. We didn’t want to play three guards and tried different variations but that was the only way we could counter the condition spam. If it works it works.
Two guard, ele, mesmer and X is our main group, you guys just had so much condi X happened to be another guardian.
lol 2 guardians much better
no offense but reminds me of how PAXA thought they were so awesome because they brought 2-3 guards for 5 mans. and yeah Yarr is guilty of it too at times.
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careful, [bags] doesnt like it when theyre dumb enough to follow someone into fully upgraded keep guards and 2 of their 4 die to 1 person. they try to troll you by letting you rot in downed state the next time you fight 4v4.
lol
So far your server has placed a cataptult on 3 seperate occasions on the northwest tower vista in the last matchup and the current one in order to counter a catapult placed by Bags to take down the wall. All catapults were extremely out of range of our own. One was placed by a player with the [GWTD] tag. THAT was dumb.
ill make sure they know its treb or nothin, thanks
you make sure your guildies know not to chase people into upped guards
I like how you act superior to others when you’re the one running away.
Not that I care about this argument, but using the map to make other people kill themselves is superior. Getting yourself killed by guards is kinda dumb.
It’s WvW, people die. What’s your point?
As for the trolling while you were downed…. Don’t die then. It sounds like you got outplayed and were angry about it, so you tough guy’d it on the forums when NPC’s did something you couldn’t.
Golf clap
We would be more than happy to fight you with even numbers to reassure you that you are bad. But you already know you’re bad, so you won’t accept this fight offer.
Either way, you lose.
you realize the person you’re talking to did several gvgs against Bags, many f which, if not most, he won. so gg. kittenty boaster.
Sharks With Lazers [PEW]
mesmers = spam phantasms faceroll
thieves = run/stealth/reset till victory im super awesome at this game faceroll
ranger = spirit beasts OP faceroll
warrior = faceroll hundred blades
necro = faceroll condition/fear/torment
guardian = bunker faceroll until help comes
engi = i think im good cause i hit a few keys more but really just condition faceroll
ele = d/d facerollDid I cover it all? Or do people still want to pretend there class takes massive skill when this is GW2 a super low skill cap’d game.
I don’t think GW2 is a game where 1 build rule over all others… I’ve seen many diferent builds from the ones you listed work nicely, so I’d say GW2 is more like Rock/Paper/Scissors… One build is effective against a certain kind of oponent, but it problably will be weak against another.
You people should stop pretending that everyone around here is the same, because if they really are, why haven’t made a build to counter that yet? I’ve beaten many of the Infamous Backstab/Heartseeker thieves and Zerker Greatsword Warrior with my engineer (which isn’t condition based, as she only have 210 CD). The ones I usually don’t kill are the ones that can run away easily, or the condition mesmers/necros which are the weakness for my engineer.
It’s more a “L2P issue” than a “OP Class issue”. But I agree that people that make builds designed to face foes on 1v1 and flee when things get rough deserve to die in shame… If you can’t win a fair fight, at least die with honor! Remember, you can always respawn at your base
idk man when I see the “40% condition duration” food buff I typically run I the opposite direction of them because the last thing I want is some engi or necro who spams condis despite me dodging all of his best skills and landing tons of hits, outplaying them dramatically, then still get owned just because kiting condis.
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mesmers = spam phantasms faceroll
thieves = run/stealth/reset till victory im super awesome at this game faceroll
ranger = spirit beasts OP faceroll
warrior = faceroll hundred blades
necro = faceroll condition/fear/torment
guardian = bunker faceroll until help comes
engi = i think im good cause i hit a few keys more but really just condition faceroll
ele = d/d facerollDid I cover it all? Or do people still want to pretend there class takes massive skill when this is GW2 a super low skill cap’d game.
but what if I run zerker guardian faceroll?
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Any roamers out tonight?
what is roaming friend?
If you have to ask…
How does I roam good
Well you already have a thief so you’re on the right track! Only attack lowbies, and if you meet anyone that could be a challenge just run.
You’ll be the scourge of the plains in no time!
also works if you have a mesmer (running away is a bit harder but phantasms can win the fight for you while you drink your favourite beverage and/or eat popcorn)
last but not least, try to run a bunker regen/condi build! what could be better than spamming condis while healing 1k+ per second? bonus points for running it with a BM ranger, even more OP AI skillz!
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This is seeming like a spvp week. Play a primetime, nothing but zergs. Play at offpeak, nothing but zergs.
quit qq’ing. it’s the weekend. besides FC and ET have some of the best roamers in he bottom few (if not all) tiers. I’d hate for youto have to fight dark haven or IoJ or a server that actually does zerg.
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Yarr dancing session after we took SM. Ty for the cap!
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Sigh. Stop saving the trash I’m killing Yarr.
bet ya 100g 90% of yarr could kill you 1v1
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I don’t remember ET, are there any roamers I should be looking for?
BS guild
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Once again I battle the cowards known as Yarr. 1v5 I don’t give a kitten still get you down.
cut
edit; just watched ostrich’s video. gg on killing a group with about 50% more people on your side. more nades.
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because they like to fight instead of bunker and condi spam?
trust me we all have played tpvp and know its just a warrior/necro marital counciling session
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you probably got caught in a misunderstanding
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ostrich talking as if condi spam engis aren’t gimmicky lel
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always seems like the enemy outnumbers you, especially when you feel like you just barely outplayed them. I’m guilty of this too.
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LARP is back in full force
looking forward to seeing you guys at fight night
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I see things have changed for Fergs.
That is the natural order of things when you are consistently losing open field fights to half your number. :P
Good to see Gae Ko back in action!
wot.
nice post with absolutely nothing to back it up
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Man you’re just a straight boss. You succeed at life, congratulations man. Tell me more.
One thing I want to learn how to do, is count 100+ of my allies while being spiked. That’s impressive.
I didn’t have to count. They posted screenshots on VN of the killspam and total killed.
wanna duel drez? I love killing eles
I prefer just roaming, but we can set something up if you’re on later tonight.
The most unbelievable part of this post……was that you found an AR zerg of 20+. Probably the WAR uplevel karma train.
See you Thursday night
It probably was. And I wouldn’t wait for fight club if you want to fight. Working late for a week or two and it’ll probably be over before I get home.
What map was this 20+ vs 4(ish) on?
probably in front of stonemist since he said he has guards. he probably has a couple cannons helping out too.
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wanna duel drez? I love killing eles
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the counter only works if in melee
range?
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Until then, lemme just say a few things…
- Burst ele versus bunker guard should probably be a win in the ele’s favor. Unless I’ve got something horribly wrong, burst eles use/should be using a zerker amulet. As offensive stats scale better than defensive ones, that would suggest that, in theory, a zerker ele should be able to defeat a bunker guard. The same also goes for Evade Thief vs Bunker.
- For evade thief versus condi necro, if you just looked at the meta, I’d say that the thief should win, assuming he’s running zerker (otherwise it’s a tossup). Pretty much a lot of the same reasons as above, and the fact that condis don’t scale quite as well as direct damage does, etc.
I’ll continue adding more input as I think of more things.
nah too many blocks on the guard for an ele to actually land anything, especially if the guardian is half decent and can dodge the fire grabs
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Would you mind defining “gimmicky builds”? It just seems that this kind of terminology is open to a wide variety of interpretation. I mean, most builds that “work” have a sort-of theme about them and some folks might call any kind of theme a sort-of “gimmick”. However, I do not think this is what you mean and I just wanted to try and understand your point of view.
don’t think about this too hard you might strain yourself. OP just means there’s builds that are extremely easy to play and do wayyy too well, especially if you know what you’re doing (looking at condi spamming builds imo)
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Not really looking forward to this week. AR was nothing special and while I don’t know FC, from what I’ve seen so far, I’m not expecting much from them either.
you must be new to WvW or DR if you don’t know FC well by now.
anyway if you’re talking about “nothing special” in terms of massive zergs that roll over everything by pressing 1 I’m sorry we can’t do that. if you’re talking about in terms of small man skill then you’re going to have a harsh realization fighting against the several dozen extremely talented duelers here.
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my thief friend said perma stealth thieves are the easiest thing in the game (plays 4 classes) and took a couple minutes to master. also took me about 5 mins to easily perma stealth.
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Curious, why doesn’t FC use those numbers your sporting right now and go get your BL back ? Personally don’t care, if it wasn’t you taking AR it would have been SF, I’m just trying to figure out the thought process ?
because we only Zerg in order to destroy other SF zergs 2x our size
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