Guild Wars 2

bokkieskitten.8023:

I would believe Jory tastes like rotten fish and beef. She is the most uncouth necro I’ve ever seen, far from eloquent. She seems like she wouldn’t bathe regularly and that doesn’t bode well when working with dead things.

My necro is fancy, she smells like earl grey and tastes like a delish london fog with a side of strawberry custard trifle.

I agree. That’s how Jory smells and I can’t bring myself to taste her.

As for your Necro I’m curious, may I taste sometime? Unless you’re an Asura. I can’t do that. Or a Charr, hair balls, yick!

My 5 minute attempt at a good looking male. It’s a work in progress, so bear with me. Here’s Heathcliff Earnshaw.

DarksunG.9537:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

DarksunG.9537:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

Lol, while I love the idea of a Norn being built like a freaking tank, we both know that isn’t realistic. Bones and flesh of Norn guardian versus Human Necromancer are essentially equal

Umm.. so you’re saying that your legs can take as much punishment as, say, a bears? You really have no idea what you’re talking about.

Hey now, no need to be hostile.

No, seriously, you don’t understand how physiology works. Just because a human is made of bone & muscle, doesn’t mean it can take the same amount of punishment as another animal made of bigger, stronger bone & muscle. Saying “we both know that isn’t realistic” is just factually wrong.

If you read the rest of the thread you’d know that this is by no means a serious thread. So please stop hurting my feelings. I’m having fun with the way it went, and others are too.

Ascended, hands down

seacanari.4583:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

seacanari.4583:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

seacanari.4583:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

I love most of the latest responses, but I do wish more people would read the whole thread before posting.

Also, at the person who said Sylvari taste like potatoes: I have a degree in molecular gastronomy and can confirm that Trahearne, at least, tastes of okra.

(I really hope you get that I’m joking)

I never said ALL sylvari taste like Potatoes, I said it was based on what they look like
:P Trahearne really does look like Okra…I think Caithe tastes like Asparagus

Caithe does in fact taste like salty asparagus.

Nightmare court actually taste like beets.

What does the Pale Tree taste like?
I think she tastes like Parsnips…because that’s one of the few pale veggies

The pale tree oddly tastes like lucky charms with a hint of mint.

At your second comment, I’m a very curious experimental Asura. It’s science!

:O so you walk around tasting stuff?

Ummm…maybe you can figure out how Marjory and Braham taste so we can figure out why Marjory got more damaged…

Oh that was just a ruse to start a conversation about what npcs taste like.

It’s obvious that Marjory was faking for smoochies.

As for Braham and Marjory flavor…. They smell bad and I’m afraid I’ll get sick.

seacanari.4583:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

seacanari.4583:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

I love most of the latest responses, but I do wish more people would read the whole thread before posting.

Also, at the person who said Sylvari taste like potatoes: I have a degree in molecular gastronomy and can confirm that Trahearne, at least, tastes of okra.

(I really hope you get that I’m joking)

I never said ALL sylvari taste like Potatoes, I said it was based on what they look like
:P Trahearne really does look like Okra…I think Caithe tastes like Asparagus

Caithe does in fact taste like salty asparagus.

Nightmare court actually taste like beets.

What does the Pale Tree taste like?
I think she tastes like Parsnips…because that’s one of the few pale veggies

The pale tree oddly tastes like lucky charms with a hint of mint.

At your second comment, I’m a very curious experimental Asura. It’s science!

And I have not tasted either of them………… They reek.

seacanari.4583:

Kal Spiro.9745:

seacanari.4583:

Kal Spiro.9745:

Smooth Penguin.5294:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

Fluffball.8307:

Smooth Penguin.5294:

You wanna talk realistic? My human Thief killed an Elder Dragon, and a walking plant took credit for it. I think my issue holds more of a realism argument. Just saying.

Trahearn never claimed credit for killing the Dragon. He tells he he’s sad that he can’t continue on to help you with the fight and has to stay and work on Orr.

Only Trahearne haters allowed in this thread

And he spoke funny. And he tasted like okra.

Wait… you know how he tastes???

It’s a well known fact that all Sylvari taste of okra. It’s a basic aspect of their anatomy. Just like humans taste like pork.

A little late to the “sylvari taste” discussion
But I think they taste according to their leaf and …bark… colors

My sylvari tastes like potato she looks like a nightshade ( potato) plant cause she’s pink leaved with white bark ( and ironically ..her last name is Nightshade)

Why is that ironic if that’s what she looks like?

In any case, while you may be correct, I think you’ll find it is potato seasoned with okra.

Because I had no idea what a nightshade was when I named her or made her XD
:P Scarlet probably tastes like tomatoes but we’d never know because she’s gone now

I did taste her. And she tasted like moldy slimy okra (speculation, go!)

seacanari.4583:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

I love most of the latest responses, but I do wish more people would read the whole thread before posting.

Also, at the person who said Sylvari taste like potatoes: I have a degree in molecular gastronomy and can confirm that Trahearne, at least, tastes of okra.

(I really hope you get that I’m joking)

I never said ALL sylvari taste like Potatoes, I said it was based on what they look like
:P Trahearne really does look like Okra…I think Caithe tastes like Asparagus

Caithe does in fact taste like salty asparagus.

Nightmare court actually taste like beets.

I realize this isn’t relevant to the thread at hand, but in the US there was a recent bill? (Law, or something) that declared news as “entertainment” and thus news stations are not held accountable for what they say. The more you know!

I brought a very new guardian into a couple dungeons today, he was quite good. He didn’t have problems with the skipping and stacking we did, because before we went in he said he had never been able to finish a single dungeon path before in pugs. I think he appreciated the 15 minute TA up (yeah I know could be faster) and the cof path 2. We even had a ranger in our group. What.

Leshain.6720:

1. Because men are stronger than women.

2. Because the writers wanted (strangely animated) lesbian fan service.

3. Because Braham eats a lot of ham.

applauds

Freaking Braham and his ham. #1 though… Meeeeeeehhhhh lol

IvanTheGrey.2941:

Lol…. I see that you mean w/ the “help” w/ “personal” style. Bad choice of words, no doubt.

XD I don’t make male characters….

Okay now I’m going to have to. Give me a week. I’ll make the best looking bro ever.

Again, Ivan, post some screens and we can all help!

Yeah… I did this on my elementalist fine, but I don’t know how I would do it on a necromancer. Do you have any other characters you can use? If you made the spinal blades, I’m fairly sure any character on your account can enter the final scene skipping everything else.

Post some screens, Ivan, and I’ll do my best!

Also, on a related note:

Avascar.9237:

Is that quaggan farting out water, pushing its own weight upwards?

What do you want it to be? O.o

“Sorry Kasmeer…. She dead.”

Smothered by Quaggans.

Ghostextechnica.3270:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

I was just thinking about Peter Griffin clutching his knee, going “ssssstttt ahhhhhhh” for 45 seconds.

Hahahaa brilliant!!

Yeah I thought that whole scene was a little strange.

Especially given there are injuries and emotion and our character just kinda stands there and listens to everyone before running off.

Haha my character just looked so bored. “Oh, you’re done now? Mmk lemme kill Scarlet for you while the dumb Mesmer gets blasted every which way.”

Does Braham like Ham?

Also, these twitters are truly entertaining.

I love most of the latest responses, but I do wish more people would read the whole thread before posting.

Also, at the person who said Sylvari taste like potatoes: I have a degree in molecular gastronomy and can confirm that Trahearne, at least, tastes of okra.

(I really hope you get that I’m joking)

Estriella Faerie.4029:

Romo.3709:

Then when asked they went into communication lockdown. Like really? That’s incredibly unprofessional. Almost like punching somebody in the stomach, running away to the other room, locking the door and not answer to knocking and yelling. Maybe it’ll go away.

I like the image. That’s exactly how I feel about it.

Ditto.

After the energy I put in, I feel just like … Sick. I’ve never felt this pessimistic about anything in this game. I’ve always been a fan girl. I spend too much cold hard cash on this game…. Gah.

seacanari.4583:

Charrs don’t kiss…they cuddle

Daaaw. I’d cuddle a Charr!

I’m just mad because I didn’t want anything other than an open conversation about it. Or even just a response that says whether or not they think it will happen again. I have no reason to level fractals. I have no desire to go in and have my progress destroyed in 6 months when they think more people should go into fractals. Because the real truth is, the argument for 30 was that people couldn’t get up to 50. But really, I highly (and I mean highly) doubt that the number of people maxed out at lvl 50 fractals now is much different from those that were before. Casuals still don’t play above level 19. And so next time they decide to “increase the challenges for leaderboards that won’t ever exist because they never had any idea on how in the first place” (hence the several dev comments either saying explicitly that they’re still trying to figure out how to measure fractal awesomeness or simply asking, ‘how to do bros?’ As in the CDI).

Doggie.3184:

megakittytron.5971:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

No one has answered the real question: why is braham so useless that he can’t handle a tiny wittle broken leg?

His broken leg symbolizes his broken childhood stemming from his mother, Eir’s, abandonment. Rox is there to heal those deep psychological wounds by tending to his leg and maybe snuggling him.

Cant wait for the Braham and Rox kiss next. MmmMm.

Or would it be face licking? Not sure how this Charr stuff works.

Face licking and love bites!

Kaiyanwan.8521:

No, i didn’t care a bit for the fractal reset, never had a word on that topic.

Then why are you here in this thread arguing against us when you do not care about it one way or the other?

Whatever. I hate this community. Signing out. Good day.

Kaiyanwan.8521:

The whole system was more or less abused to get to higher levels anyway.

People want to be rewarded for that? You have made it, you got the loot (even though loot in this game fails) and the memories. Good enough I say.

This argument is not only stale and ignorant it is not relevant to conversation at hand. This isn’t about “we want compensation!” It’s about “devs need to know and admit that there is never ever ever a good reason to take away their players progress without compensation.”

Stooperdale.3560:

They didn’t post up any response to the all the moans about the reset since they are not in the business of arguing with players on forums. That’s all that would have happened. A big argument on the forums between players and developers that would inevitably get deleted again.

Assuming there is no recompense for the reset, do people really want a big argument between devs and players? Would that make anyone happier? Don’t say “but I want a reset” because a big forum argument is not going to create a reset.

It isn’t even about that anymore, it’s that he said he would give us his thoughts, then lied and acted like he was never going to, when proven wrong, he deletes any post on the subject and says they are off topic. Swept under the rug is the big cat problem here.

Stinvec I totally agree with your last point… Because now my exotic piece is on a character it wasn’t intended to stay on. They should have informed us, not just ignore it and stealth “fix” it.

So… I’m glad you are all letting it go. I’m jealous of your ability to brush it off. I hope you all can move forward and have fun with your future guild wars endeavours.

But after being lied to, blatantly, I just can’t. I’ve been working really hard these past couple months, defending our dungeons, our community, being Loud for the attention the dungeons and fractals deserve, and it has brought us to this point.

I can’t invest as much energy as I have in something that is going to be swept under the rug. I invested everything I had in this. But now there is no point. There was no reason to anxiously await this CDI as I have done. The glimmer of hope has extinguished. I’m done.

I love you all. Thanks for those responses.

No one has answered the real question: why is braham so useless that he can’t handle a tiny wittle broken leg?

You’re beautiful that made my day.

Guhracie.3419:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

Guhracie.3419:

I thought it was really impressive that he was going to take the time to think about the issue and respond, and it’s really disheartening that he has instead been thinking, “Izzy took care of it.”

I’m sorry you didn’t get responses to your proposal/idea. It’s hard to be heard in those threads sometimes, due to their size and depth.

To your first point, yes I agree.

To your second… Mine was on the first page. I had it prepared before starting. Got it in asap. Was very silly.

Well, you did get community feedback in the form of upvotes, I see. At least there’s that.

That’s true. Still I’m feeling really upset and like chris, the one person I thought was on our side lied to our face.

Guhracie.3419:

I thought it was really impressive that he was going to take the time to think about the issue and respond, and it’s really disheartening that he has instead been thinking, “Izzy took care of it.”

I’m sorry you didn’t get responses to your proposal/idea. It’s hard to be heard in those threads sometimes, due to their size and depth.

To your first point, yes I agree.

To your second… Mine was on the first page. I had it prepared before starting. Got it in asap. Was very silly.

I’m done with the CDI until he says something. I don’t appreciate how he said he would be responding on this subject and now he’s bowing out.

I’ve been hopeful and positive up until now.

My first and only proposal was about developer communication. It was ignored. Not a single response from a community member or dev.

Spiuk.8421:

You are looking way too much into it…

I know. This thread is fun.

So glad I put pony bow on my thief.

Btw is there an actual unicorn build? Please say yes.

megakittytron.5971:

Didn’t Marjory rush Scarlet? Therefore she would have taken the brunt of the attack. Braham just got hit with the shock waves.

Yeah she actually grappled them both. The engineer… Something skill. Kal Spiro said the engineer skills.

Really well done! Love your style.

Fixing bugged thread

Farzo.8410:

I think it might have already been said, but Norn aren’t just bigger Humans. Norn are very much non-green hulks. They are brutally strong and built. If you have seen the Norn starting cinematic, you can even see a Norn lifting a boulder as big as him, or bigger.

Norn also produce a lot of body heat, and that is why you can see Norn sleeping around in the snow, or walking very light clothed in it without getting injured.

This is true,

But I still can’t figure out why Braham was on the ground for so long just because of a broken leg. So much for his legend!

DarksunG.9537:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

Lol, while I love the idea of a Norn being built like a freaking tank, we both know that isn’t realistic. Bones and flesh of Norn guardian versus Human Necromancer are essentially equal

Umm.. so you’re saying that your legs can take as much punishment as, say, a bears? You really have no idea what you’re talking about.

Hey now, no need to be hostile.

Can’t wait to get my dynamic blades! Very nice.

I love you Kirin. #NewSig4Ever

Sorry guys, this is my new favorite thread that I created https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/livingworld/escape/Spoiler-Braham-vs-Marjory/

Highly recommend. Good read.

Iris! Your kitty is the cutes!

IndigoSundown.5419:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

IndigoSundown.5419:

I suspect that if someone can read enough to select the path they want, that the real reason for the issue is not illiteracy.

My comment was actually illustrating that. Supposed to be facetious ! My humor reigns supreme! Arrrrrrggghhh

Maybe it’s that my leet reading skills are absent when I first get up… or, maybe it’s that you tried to tell a joke while wearing the wrong gear! :o

Crap forgot to de-equip my Sentinel’s set with Settler trinkets.

Chidori.9483:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

(Side note, during the cut scenes, did any of you think it was weird and immersion breaking how your character just stood there, still, staring in one direction or the other?)

My friend and I did it as quaggans the second time, but yes my character looked really bored the entire cut scene the first time.

Aha so true. My human warrior kept doing that bored model pose while Braham clutched his leg and “sssssss ahhhh” for that whole time. Can’t say I blame her

bokkieskitten.8023:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

bokkieskitten.8023:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

(Side note, during the cut scenes, did any of you think it was weird and immersion breaking how your character just stood there, still, staring in one direction or the other?)

Not really, as my character is a cynical beeach, it was perfect for her. I actually sat back and let Kas run into the force field over and over, hoping for her death. If I had my way, My character would have joined Scarlet and perhaps adopted her, the crazy little daughter my character dreams of. Just like her mums. Weeps on Starlight’s shoulder

pats

There there, that crazy piece of rotten okra died with a smile on her crazy lips. She’s in a better place.

My poor darling… I guess we’ll have to scoop Taimi up.

Next best thing, for sure!

bokkieskitten.8023:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

(Side note, during the cut scenes, did any of you think it was weird and immersion breaking how your character just stood there, still, staring in one direction or the other?)

Not really, as my character is a cynical beeach, it was perfect for her. I actually sat back and let Kas run into the force field over and over, hoping for her death. If I had my way, My character would have joined Scarlet and perhaps adopted her, the crazy little daughter my character dreams of. Just like her mums. Weeps on Starlight’s shoulder

pats

There there, that crazy piece of rotten okra died with a smile on her crazy lips. She’s in a better place.

Is it weird that I feel like defending dear Danicia’s honor from Zoid’s response?

Might be.

Anyway, I’m excited about the dragon, but when my hubby watched it he had no idea that’s what it was implying. So I’m wondering if all of us are just… Well… So biased that we are seeing something that isn’t there.

But there I go, being paranoid!

Smooth Penguin.5294:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

Fluffball.8307:

Smooth Penguin.5294:

You wanna talk realistic? My human Thief killed an Elder Dragon, and a walking plant took credit for it. I think my issue holds more of a realism argument. Just saying.

Trahearn never claimed credit for killing the Dragon. He tells he he’s sad that he can’t continue on to help you with the fight and has to stay and work on Orr.

Only Trahearne haters allowed in this thread

And he spoke funny. And he tasted like okra.

Wait… you know how he tastes???

Wait… You don’t?