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DR/GoM/AR Week 7: Bronze League

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millennium is oldschool bro… get w/ the times: http://www.gw2score.com/livemap/Anvil-Rock

Rename that gif to a .jpg and it’ll display cleanly on the forums.
It’s sorcery!

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Most of the achievement hunters have finished their rewards and left, so previous scores and population assumptions are pretty meaningless.

DR/GoM/AR Week 7: Bronze League

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On another note, what’s up with GOM today?

Dunno. Things looked pretty good while I was online today. >:D

You had 1 good hour and you’re talking trash? We closed the gap by 5k points, come back when open back up again.

Good, keep that score close. Better yet, keep bringing those excellent fights that I got to experience earlier tonight. AR and DR are way more fun to fight than the matchup we had last week. I’d love to see this season finale go down to the wire.

What do you play WvW for?

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Small group roaming in WvW, while often frustrating, but it also provides experiencing the awesome GW2 combat system at it’s fullest potential. And unlike sPvP, you never know what your fights will bring.

Nailed it for me. I don’t really care for the zerg vs zerg stuff, but I love the fact that any of the fights I do pick has the distinct possibility of getting interrupted by 50+ angry players. sPvP just isn’t nearly as fun because it’s missing that element of danger.

DR/GoM/AR Week 7: Bronze League

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On another note, what’s up with GOM today?

Dunno. Things looked pretty good while I was online today. >:D

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Go away. I’m trying to enjoy the Steam sale going on and I don’t need no stinkin’ AR shenanigans keeping me from living the dream of playing Skyrim as the Incredible Hulk and driving around in a convertible as I face-smash puny dragons.

some people drink to ease the pain… but whatever works for you

Last time the kind folks over on AR got a bit unruly, I ended up making a certain fireworks video.

You don’t want to make Taco-Hulk angry.
TACO-HULK SMASH WHEN TACO-HULK ANGRY.

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We decided to beat Morpheus down and take both pills. Looks like this rabbit hole is leading us to first place.

Go away. I’m trying to enjoy the Steam sale going on and I don’t need no stinkin’ AR shenanigans keeping me from living the dream of playing Skyrim as the Incredible Hulk and driving around in a convertible as I face-smash puny dragons.

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[SA] Got bored and now it takes 6 minutes to refresh every piece of siege in WC.

Would’ve built more golems but believe it or not that is max any team is allowed on 1 map didn’t matter where we tried to place them wouldn’t let us lol.

I have the overwhelming urge to push one over just to see if they’ll knock each other down like dominoes.

The NA Bronze League Thread

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We’ll let you guys know whats in the winning season chest. Chances are, knowing arena net it’ll be a couple of greens, a rare, 1 gold and the oh so awesome dolyak limited use finisher.

Huge.

A rare AND a gold? How mighty optimistic of you!

HoD/FC/GoM : 11/22/2013 : Bronze Week 6

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A giant wall of awesome text worthy of many +1’s

10/10 recap. Narsil OP with that clutch penta-post.

I’m pleased to announce that fireworks will return to their regularly scheduled time slot next week now that hell week is almost over for those of us working in advertising.

HoD/FC/GoM : 11/22/2013 : Bronze Week 6

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Bump for great justice! (since apparently everyone is in a turkey coma)

I mostly blame VLK for letting this thread almost hit page 2. The quantity and quality of their yo mama jokes has been extremely underwhelming for this matchup.

You had ONE job…

HoD/FC/GoM : 11/22/2013 : Bronze Week 6

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I suggest you all just man up and see how your server can do better.

Finally, somebody nailed it (even if by accident). That one line right there is the whole reason I give HoD any crap at all. It’s not about numbers, or zerging, or whether or not any other server would be a better fit for bronze (we all know NSP would roll bronze just as easily as HoD is).

It’s all because HoD had the chance to face a challenging situation head-on and very vocally chose not to.

Would HoD have gotten rolled in silver? Probably. But since when has any server on this side of the ranking table ever given a kitten about being outnumbered? All of us in bronze league had the chance to transfer up to servers with better populations and coverage, but chose not to. And I’m pretty sure any server in this group would be very proud to build up and earn their way into silver on their own accord.

HoD accomplished that, what the rest of us could not, and then quickly turned it down by rolling over. Maybe it’s just my competitive nature, but I find that action more insulting than anything you folks could ever post on the forums.

HoD/FC/GoM : 11/22/2013 : Bronze Week 6

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I’m sorry about the post I made recently. I’ve been going through some stressful real life crap and these forums are not helping my stress level. I’d like to apologies to MU for my posts. I chose you guys as the focus for my stress. I’m just gonna stay away from the forums because it is not helping me at all. I’m normally not this angry. I don’t want to go into anymore detail.

Again, sorry…

It’s ok. Apology accepted. Hope you take care of that RL stuff buddy!

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Look the infamous HoD zerg.. err wait that’s GoM…

<3 the emotes too, the best part was when they all ported and went back to Bay, we clearly outnumbered them.

You’re looking at pretty much the entirety of GoM’s WvW population compacted onto one map, and yet you STILL don’t have the outmanned buff.

Consider the following…
If you gather your servers entire WvW population into a single force, you may want to do something more useful than flip control points that do not directly earn points for the server and are capped as quickly with 1 person as they are with 5000 people.

Thanks for the tip. Here’s one for you: If you don’t hike up your skirt and bend yourself over a table to avoid a higher league, you might actually fight servers with large enough populations to give you fun and challenging matchups instead of going up against servers who keep themselves entertained by zerging empty bloodlust points and portal-bombing dolyaks.

Already discussed….

I want to address the comments that HoD doesn’t belong in bronze.

The first point I want to make is that the very concept of “belonging” to a league is artificial. ANet divided the servers up into arbitrary groups of 6/9/9 based on rank. Somebody is going to be number one in each league but who that is doesn’t mean anything since if they had done 12/12, 9/9/6, 9/6/9, or 6/6/6/6 then things would be radically different.

The second point I want to make is that the bottom silver server is Northern Silver Peaks. The last time HoD faced NSP was in week 31 and HoD was roflstomped. In fact, for the most part every bronze server that went up against NSP has been roflstomped for some time. If HoD had somehow snuck past NSP into silver then the same complaints about a server not “belonging” in bronze would still be made, they would just be aimed at NSP.

My third point is that the during league week 5, Sorrows Furnace lost to HoD by only 50k points. If HoD doesn’t belong in bronze then neither does SF because we’re pretty closely matched. (In league week 6 SF got crushed by over 140k but that’s not representative of the strength of the two servers because SF decided to take it easy that week).

Finally, in non-league weeks 35 through 41 HoD was ranked 18 and that was after slowly clawing its way up from rank 21. In the week immediately prior to the season HoD went up in rank to 17. Given the way Glicko ranking works it’s unlikely HoD could have done anything to jump higher than that.

I know WvW has serious population and coverage imbalances. Outside of this league stuff every server that isn’t Blackgate or Vizunah experiences it. There’s nothing anybody can do about that. All you can do is have good fights and keep improving yourself, your guild, and your server.

Here’s a big “/salute” to every FC and GoM that comes out and does their best in this tough fight. I’ll see you on the field.

And in what way does anything you’ve said have anything whatsoever to do with the point that it is foolish to have 30ish people capping a single ruin?

No, you should just stop to think about your question and learn why it’s bad on your own.

This makes no sense what so ever?

Spelled out for you…

Grouping up and helping your servermates finish up their WvW achievements during a blowout matchup isn’t foolish. It’s a common courtesy. A good majority of that blob in the photo are not experienced WvW players and it’s very difficult for them to hit the goals on their own while the Silver League Dodgers are stampeding around every map.

People cant stand on a cap point w/o you holding their hand?

Believe it or not, there’s players out there that are quite terrified of PvP environments. Having experienced players there to escort them through ruin caps or jumping puzzles not only allows them to finish their achievements, but might actually give them enough courage to stick around and give this WvW thing a shot.

I’ve heard [MU] did a great job in teaching casual HoD WvWers how to get organized. That’s why I’m a little surprised you don’t seem to appreciate that we try to do the same for our PvEers.

HoD/FC/GoM : 11/22/2013 : Bronze Week 6

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Look the infamous HoD zerg.. err wait that’s GoM…

<3 the emotes too, the best part was when they all ported and went back to Bay, we clearly outnumbered them.

You’re looking at pretty much the entirety of GoM’s WvW population compacted onto one map, and yet you STILL don’t have the outmanned buff.

Consider the following…
If you gather your servers entire WvW population into a single force, you may want to do something more useful than flip control points that do not directly earn points for the server and are capped as quickly with 1 person as they are with 5000 people.

Thanks for the tip. Here’s one for you: If you don’t hike up your skirt and bend yourself over a table to avoid a higher league, you might actually fight servers with large enough populations to give you fun and challenging matchups instead of going up against servers who keep themselves entertained by zerging empty bloodlust points and portal-bombing dolyaks.

Already discussed….

I want to address the comments that HoD doesn’t belong in bronze.

The first point I want to make is that the very concept of “belonging” to a league is artificial. ANet divided the servers up into arbitrary groups of 6/9/9 based on rank. Somebody is going to be number one in each league but who that is doesn’t mean anything since if they had done 12/12, 9/9/6, 9/6/9, or 6/6/6/6 then things would be radically different.

The second point I want to make is that the bottom silver server is Northern Silver Peaks. The last time HoD faced NSP was in week 31 and HoD was roflstomped. In fact, for the most part every bronze server that went up against NSP has been roflstomped for some time. If HoD had somehow snuck past NSP into silver then the same complaints about a server not “belonging” in bronze would still be made, they would just be aimed at NSP.

My third point is that the during league week 5, Sorrows Furnace lost to HoD by only 50k points. If HoD doesn’t belong in bronze then neither does SF because we’re pretty closely matched. (In league week 6 SF got crushed by over 140k but that’s not representative of the strength of the two servers because SF decided to take it easy that week).

Finally, in non-league weeks 35 through 41 HoD was ranked 18 and that was after slowly clawing its way up from rank 21. In the week immediately prior to the season HoD went up in rank to 17. Given the way Glicko ranking works it’s unlikely HoD could have done anything to jump higher than that.

I know WvW has serious population and coverage imbalances. Outside of this league stuff every server that isn’t Blackgate or Vizunah experiences it. There’s nothing anybody can do about that. All you can do is have good fights and keep improving yourself, your guild, and your server.

Here’s a big “/salute” to every FC and GoM that comes out and does their best in this tough fight. I’ll see you on the field.

And in what way does anything you’ve said have anything whatsoever to do with the point that it is foolish to have 30ish people capping a single ruin?

No, you should just stop to think about your question and learn why it’s bad on your own.

This makes no sense what so ever?

Spelled out for you…

Grouping up and helping your servermates finish up their WvW achievements during a blowout matchup isn’t foolish. It’s a common courtesy. A good majority of that blob in the photo are not experienced WvW players and it’s very difficult for them to hit the goals on their own while the Silver League Dodgers are stampeding around every map.

HoD/FC/GoM : 11/22/2013 : Bronze Week 6

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Look the infamous HoD zerg.. err wait that’s GoM…

<3 the emotes too, the best part was when they all ported and went back to Bay, we clearly outnumbered them.

You’re looking at pretty much the entirety of GoM’s WvW population compacted onto one map, and yet you STILL don’t have the outmanned buff.

Consider the following…
If you gather your servers entire WvW population into a single force, you may want to do something more useful than flip control points that do not directly earn points for the server and are capped as quickly with 1 person as they are with 5000 people.

Thanks for the tip. Here’s one for you: If you don’t hike up your skirt and bend yourself over a table to avoid a higher league, you might actually fight servers with large enough populations to give you fun and challenging matchups instead of going up against servers who keep themselves entertained by zerging empty bloodlust points and portal-bombing dolyaks.

HoD/FC/GoM : 11/22/2013 : Bronze Week 6

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hey taco are you doing any streams

I wish.

I really enjoy streaming, but I just don’t think my internet is stronk enough to support it for GW2. I did a 25-hour charity livestream thing a couple of weeks ago and ended up spending most of it fiddling with broadcast settings trying to find something that would work. Best I could get was 480p, still choppy, with the added bonus of having about a half-second delay on all my skills in-game due to the strain on my system. I can stream other games just fine, though, so part of the problem is probably just GW2 hogging up resources faster than VLK’s mama at a buffet.

TL;DR: No Mooby sniping for the foreseeable future. I believe HoD has some streamers, though. You know what to do.

But HoD streamers are lame. I have an immense feeling of self importance when I hear “Kill the necro!” as we hunt you down. Stupid tacos and their lame internet…

To be fair, I always yell, “Kill the necro!” in every fight we get into even when none are present. Necros are jerks.

HoD/FC/GoM : 11/22/2013 : Bronze Week 6

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hey taco are you doing any streams

I wish.

I really enjoy streaming, but I just don’t think my internet is stronk enough to support it for GW2. I did a 25-hour charity livestream thing a couple of weeks ago and ended up spending most of it fiddling with broadcast settings trying to find something that would work. Best I could get was 480p, still choppy, with the added bonus of having about a half-second delay on all my skills in-game due to the strain on my system. I can stream other games just fine, though, so part of the problem is probably just GW2 hogging up resources faster than VLK’s mama at a buffet.

TL;DR: No Mooby sniping for the foreseeable future. I believe HoD has some streamers, though. You know what to do.

HoD/FC/GoM : 11/22/2013 : Bronze Week 6

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Look the infamous HoD zerg.. err wait that’s GoM…

<3 the emotes too, the best part was when they all ported and went back to Bay, we clearly outnumbered them.

You’re looking at pretty much the entirety of GoM’s WvW population compacted onto one map, and yet you STILL don’t have the outmanned buff.

HoD/FC/GoM : 11/22/2013 : Bronze Week 6

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To the Asura GoM ranger [SC] you sponsored by Nike?

Just got dunked on?

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They made it 8 seconds because the combined cooldowns of all three fireworks skills total up to 9 seconds, thus ensuring fresh stacks for each rotation.

HoD/FC/GoM : 11/22/2013 : Bronze Week 6

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Last time it was Wednesday morning when Ferguson’s Crossing over took us. Both were patch weeks too.

Righteous is just easily stirred up. =)

?

Your “Oh snap!” in response to an event that is totally happenin like it totally happened last time =)

I’m saying that its surprising to see GoM and FC so near each other in score. I wonder who will be able to keep their forces out of fractals in into keeps and towers. The "Oh snap was like…

http://media0.giphy.com/media/1UO7QMDBhWgdW/200.gif

FC’s pve population is already gone. I think that means we win. Second place FTW!

Dirty stream snipers!

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Your concurrent total is bigger than our whole server. O_O

HoD/FC/GoM : 11/22/2013 : Bronze Week 6

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Hey HoD, doesn’t FC’s BL look at little too blue. I think they are sad that no one wants to play with them.

Well now that you mention it… It does look a little blue to me. Perhaps we had better paint it a lovely HoD green. In all seriousness last night [MU] ran in GoM pretty much all night. Take it as a complement because we flock to a good fight.

Sorry, but you guys just weren’t on the list at club North Camp during Primetime yesterday.

Late response but who cares ,

Enjoy!

What a lovely slideshow of 1-spam.

HoD/FC/GoM : 11/22/2013 : Bronze Week 6

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What skill gives you all boons? Bountiful theft gives only 2 and only if your target has 2 boons on them , 3 for Thrill of the Crime and those are fury, might and swiftness. So I am trying to figure this out.

Its the Steal Skill we get off of mesmers

There are two skills a memser has that involves boons. Arcane thievery will trade 3 conditions for 3 boons and Signet of Inspiration will grant a random boon every 10 seconds unless activated where it grants all boons to allies. So to get all boons the mesmer would first have to have the Signet slotted and secondly he would have to activate that signet. Now what intelligent mesmer would do that against a thief?

http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Consume_Plasma

Besides necros, mesmers are my favorite opponents to steal from.

HoD/FC/GoM : 11/22/2013 : Bronze Week 6

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I’m sure thieves and warriors are the next on the hate line after the mesmers.

No one complains when that Shadow Refuge is above their downed body <3

I do.

Will you play P/P after the update?

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No nerf will ever stop my pew pew.

The NA Bronze League Thread

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Leagues were a good way to bring in newer players and achievement hunters to experience WvW and hopefully get them hooked on how fun it can be. But they completely missed the point by placing emphasis on server ranking and ranking-based rewards.

WvW is a sandbox game mode, and a kitten fun one at that. It just can’t ever be competitively viable as long as server performance is based solely on coverage and population. There’s plenty of good ideas floating around out there on how to push the WvW experience in either direction, but trying to do both will always be a disappointment.

HoD/FC/GoM : 11/22/2013 : Bronze Week 6

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I believe that HoD is the best place to transfer for skilled players who want to play WvW for fun and blob-free-lag-free-fights.

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100 man Hod Zergs in each BL. HOD should be in Silver since they have the numbers. Not fun to be outmanned constantly. Want to stay motivated but its not easy.

Too bad we’re still one of the lost population servers. GG GG

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Only one day into the matchup, and this thread has already managed to get itself heavily curated. GoM/HoD/FC is serious business.

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I think it is some kind of bug, there are some river drakes at the bloodlust points that normally aren’t hostile, but when the coyotes are gone the drakes go hostile too for some reason.

The coyotes were their friends and you killed them. Now the drakes want revenge!

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GoM’s in this matchup, so probably not.

Wait that doesn’t make sense, GoM was the only one who showed last night

GoM’s AR’s in this matchup, so probably not.

On AR, when we want to fight, we go to actual pvp where things are closer to balanced (even for 1v1’s). Food, some runes, and even some traits are a bit ridiculous that can be abused in wvw.

There is no pvp in this game. There are only circles and circles with destructible walls. :/

The NA Bronze League Thread

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dolyak finishers are serious business.

Yo mama’s so fat, Arena Net released her as the ultimate Dolyak Finisher.

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Sorry, but the only server that pulled out T8 by themselves was GoM. (I’m not counting DR and Kaineng that became bandwagons to leave)

SF pulled out when Anet increased the rating for both ET and FC
HoD pulled out by draining rating from even higher ranker servers when the random matchups started

I like your story bro, but don’t add things that aren’t true.

haha. such bull Skritt. you can keep your sorry, and your “bro”, and your ignorance to yourself. I and everyone else who pays any attention at all knows that GoM is the one server who didnt pull up by themselves. The rest of us know exactly how GoM got out of the Glicko T8 trap, and that it involved many guilds transferring to GoM including one who could queue a whole map on their own. Go peddle your usual skritt elsewhere.

Not that it matters at all (T8 bragging rights? lol), but Zombieland transferred to GoM that Thursday… the night before we were already set to move back to T7. I remember that specifically because someone made the joke that everyone would say ZL carried us to freedom. The rest of the transfers came after because the ZL thing sparked a lot of our players to start advertising for guilds to come to GoM, whereas before we were somewhat opposed to the idea of recruiting.

But, like I said, none of that matters because pretty much all of our transfers (plus many of our old core guilds) transferred off because leagues and dolyak finishers are serious business.

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Being able to toss out perma-25 stacks on demand was just plain broken.

How much time and what expense of resources do you figure it takes on the part of the Perplexity-using character to hit 25 stacks forever on a target? I’d like to get some sort of idea whether you’re even aware of what this rune set does.

Not much, considering I was able to hit high stacks frequently without even equipping weapons…

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The thing about confusion is that it’s still a really good condition even if you don’t spec for condition damage. It forces your victim to make additional decisions mid-fight and penalizes those who don’t, and a hesitant opponent usually turns into a dead opponent very quickly. Not to mention the fact that confusion buries itself well with other conditions, so even using a cleanse and taking damage for it doesn’t even guarantee that it will be removed.

Being able to toss out perma-25 stacks on demand was just plain broken.

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It’s 5 stacks for the (6) ability with a base duration of 10 seconds. That’s still very powerful even if on a 30-second ICD.

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Welcome to WvW, where the points don’t matter and no one wants to fight each other!

#citadelwaypointbestcraftingNAyolo2013

FTFY

Points can’t matter when you don’t have an even ground to compete… And since we know that there are imbalances in the population/coverage, fighting for points is somewhat pointless… (no pun intented)

Now people skipping fights on a PvP environment is weird…

10/10 pun, would read again

I kinda wish the scoring would only tick once every 6 hours instead of every 15 minutes. It would be easier for each server to focus their coverage and defend their holdings, even while outmanned, and make upgrades/fortifications more meaningful. Not to mention the epic fights that would occur leading up to each point tick. A lord room battle with the clock winding down would be SO INTENSE.

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Welcome to WvW, where the points don’t matter and no one wants to fight each other!

#citadelwaypointbestcraftingNAyolo2013

The NA Bronze League Thread

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They even deleted my suggestion of selling publicity on keep doors, like a coca-cola door to increase revenu to make it worth it for them to have a team dedicated to WvW only – goes to show their faith in WvW.

I’d proudly stick a few Natty Light logos on our keep gates. Maybe add a Papa John’s logo on our dolyaks and little pizza boxes on their backs.

We’re very classy over here on GoM.

That’s a great idea for dolyak carrying pizza boxes, didn’t think of it. That idea would totally work, I wonder why they hate it so much.

When he reaches the coca-cola gate, a guard could say, “that Papa John’s pizza tastes great with Coca-cola” [type /ordernow to order at a Papa John’s near you!]

“Dang thieves are always killing our dolyaks and stealing our pizza!”

The NA Bronze League Thread

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They even deleted my suggestion of selling publicity on keep doors, like a coca-cola door to increase revenu to make it worth it for them to have a team dedicated to WvW only – goes to show their faith in WvW.

I’d proudly stick a few Natty Light logos on our keep gates. Maybe add a Papa John’s logo on our dolyaks and little pizza boxes on their backs.

We’re very classy over here on GoM.

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I hope you won’t send thief’s pistol/pistol condition build to grave, because the only reason anybody plays double pistol are these runes.

You are incorrect, sir.

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TeamBattleAxe.3901

So… TFH… awful zergy in your BLs, but you might wanna work on your even number gameplay. Seems when we can best u guys then but then more of u show up to overwhelm all the time. =/

Still, way to hold your BLs on lockdown I guess…

You should go ask RH about the size of the GoM zerg in GoM bl tonight. =p I think I saw like 50 people chase down myself and 3 others xD.

Protip: If you are a roamer complaining about getting killed by zergs, you’re not a very good roamer. It’s very easy to spot and avoid a zerg, especially when it’s comprised of a pug/pver training session and moving around the map with the gracefulness of a drunken hippo.

Didn’t your time on NSP teach you anything? :x

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TeamBattleAxe.3901

Well, since this is quickly becoming another THIEVES OP topic instead of keeping the focus on the actual problem, here’s the full build I used to make the fireworks video:

http://gw2skills.net/editor/?fYAQBViZq8cpJtT8nTEeP+KaNrmCaazOFcV+A-jEBBpQFRjtsuIasaUER1eEER1A-w
(note: gw2skills.net only has ascended/exotic gear… I was actually in green carrion gear. I’m way too cheap to buy fancy things for a joke video).

As you can see, most of the skills/traits people are complaining about aren’t even in this build.

(edited by TeamBattleAxe.3901)

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TeamBattleAxe.3901

I think there’s an [SC] thief on GoM that’s salty an uplevel thief downed her. Salty enough she had to call her [vet] buddy to gank a level 66. Heh.

You’re playing your perplexity thief entirely wrong. You need more fireworks.

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TeamBattleAxe.3901

Aww, you mad brah? No need to get them panties in a twist this early, we’ve still got a whole week ahead of us.
xD

I will enjoy a week of GoM bags. I play for fights, I won’t be playing 24×7 for pvdough aka avoiding fights all week. Enjoy your track star skills while I rack up my kills. I am having an awesome start to this matchup.

-brotha

Clicked it thinking it would be a gameplay video showing us what you’re talking about.

Same here. SIlly us expecting the troll to show proof.

I prefer posting music videos over endless shots of me picking up GoM bags.

-brotha

Well, once you get good enough to actually kill anything, we anxiously await your videos!

The written word is so under appreciated by the lesser educated in our society.

What you don’t like music? Sorry for your life. Destroyed your entire server endlessly today. Well when you didn’t see us fast enough to run away. Commanded EB from 9AM – 3PM EST and lost to GoM once. You popped ojays all over the EB that entire time. I was the one following you all over the map /beckon’ing you. You must be one of those too good for EB super GoM WvW’ers tho and missed all that.

And man GoM was throwin a constant faildown at WildCreek all day long. I even tried to help you guys turn it back to paper. I went there out of pity to help your server and got repaid with a backdoor at Durios at which you got wiped for the maybe the 15th time. I rejoiced for you once you finally flipped it.

-brotha

You’re cute when you try so hard to be tough. I don’t even know which server you’re on, but keep up the good effort! We’re rooting for you!

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TeamBattleAxe.3901

Aww, you mad brah? No need to get them panties in a twist this early, we’ve still got a whole week ahead of us.
xD

I will enjoy a week of GoM bags. I play for fights, I won’t be playing 24×7 for pvdough aka avoiding fights all week. Enjoy your track star skills while I rack up my kills. I am having an awesome start to this matchup.

-brotha

Clicked it thinking it would be a gameplay video showing us what you’re talking about.

Same here. SIlly us expecting the troll to show proof.

I prefer posting music videos over endless shots of me picking up GoM bags.

-brotha

Well, once you get good enough to actually kill anything, we anxiously await your videos!

Which server was your favourite to fight?

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TeamBattleAxe.3901

Anyone that loses and claims it is just because of numbers.

Give me a break….there was an opening <—————————-> that big!

Meh not bad. Would have been better though if it wasn’t coming from somebody on a server that tanked on purpose to get into bronze leagues so your numbers could win.

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TeamBattleAxe.3901

FC are a bunch of stream-sniping jerks. :P