Guild Wars 2

I’ll remember this one boss…er i’ll remember where it is… some one else can remember the numbers. Plus he seems to be the only npc that is worth more than a wet tea bag in a fight.

“Imo the real reason is, as unpopular as it is, people just want to look pretty, 80% of the population are human female.”

Char are pretty

My solution to the citadel problem was take 30 minutes and dedicate it to getting every way point, picked up the vistas as i went now its a mater of point click im there.

Sylvari seemed nice to start with then lost me with the story lines.
Humans well yea i play one IRL
Norn larger humans with alcohol and ego issues (ie college footballers)
Asura, cute but i can only handle cute for short periods
Charr, great stories, look great, females that dont look like they negotiate rental on a per minute basis, chance to have a black and white kitty called soft paws

What do they do?

Add to the south park Emo feel of Necros by making us the only class with a pet that comits suicide.

Is there some way for me to be able to fix her face?

A bag might work?

Or join a RP guild as a Sylvari example of the dangers of sniffing herbicides

Strange MMO’s are like life, at the begining you can do every thing but dont know how at 80 you know how but cant do it

So many seem to think there should be 5000 gms sitting at keyboards to perma ban any one they report in 30 seconds when that doesnt happen resort to kittening and caps.

Do you really want to ban a single account only to have the guy back on with another 5 minutes later?

The nasties way has been done before to great effect and to the howls of outrage from the botters, let them run a bit, examine their code record every account running said code, when they have a pile of gold on the accounts, weeks of work acumulating it and the accounts of the people they are sending it to swing the ban hammer.

Then log on to the botting sites listen to the QQ and chuckle

Whats wrong with killing bunnies?

Little feral pests are every where, ranger raven pet a torch and a good supply of bunnies i can keep a 33% speed buff up for ages

If bunnies wernt ment to be burnt they wouldnt be flamable.

The mad rush of 1,000,000 people starting crafting has gone. The only thing holding the price up of most things is people buying up material and trying to corner a market but with unlimited supply and limited customers there is only one direction for prices.
Eventualy the people buying up mats will go broke or give up and TP prices for most things will be 1c over trash price.

20ft cart i stand beside it and swing and get miss miss miss, come on its the size of a barn it doesnt need a hit box the size of an asura

need a dance vendor and there probably will be one soon mind you i would buy gems for a good sylvari dance

Ranger Dusk: which dreams, the one where Caithe and Faolin walk into my room and..er perhaps not that one.
The one where i know there is a lost wolf i must rescue, i am traveling across a huge battle field, there it is just in the distance i can make it this time, then i am hit by a cow.

your not, I never use a mask
a: becuse they look weird
b: were walking shrubbery all the fleshlings think we look the same why wear a mask

Increases agro from near by party members by 300%
Any head gear is replaced by a chicken

Congratulations though sadly it still looks like a guy in a fat suit with wings

The asura armor is great the sylvari great even the human leather stuff i love human heavy armor not so.

Strange how what one person sees as a negative another can see as a positive.

I have never liked the idea of a “tank” a guy who googles stuff watches a movie and chats on the phone while damage bounces off and a cleric tosses the occasional hot.

Combat is mobile no one has a magic cant touch this ability, you block deflect or get out of the way. Do guardians have to think plan and time things to keep themselves and the group up yes
and i love it.

" Gets so tiring reading these threads."

But people never get tired of writing them.

I stood there doing nothing in PvP and died OMG change the game so that doesnt happen.

Lesson for the OP some one whips you in PvP dont cry about it copy it

" Not sleeping with anything that moves."

~Grin~ well seeing their plants that might not be the right phrase to use.

Such a pity that arenanet went with male/female sylvari apart from the gripes it seems to be causing for some it misses the huge unique RP potential of having a single sex race

“At one point, I was showing off to my rather anti game mother the pretty environments, and the fact that they even had cute little bunnies! When someone randomly ran by and offhandedly killed the bunny.
.”

Good on them, whats with the bunny hugger crowd, nasty disease carrying feral pests kill a bunny today demand more bunny recipes for cooking have Jackalopes drop legendary weapons

Perhaps a way to think of it is bees? A single Queen/pale tree can produce thousands of off spring that are workers but perhaps only a few future queens

Things people worry about but then ignore the obvious.
I play a “male” sylvari who it appears pollinates as he runs, based on that during a short trip across a zone last night i pollinated “had sex” with 4 or 5 assura a charr serveral lizards a number of flowers and possibly a passing bear.
What would worry me more than the sex of another Sylvari is that we share the same mother.

“Once within the court, their converts are forced to commit dreadful acts that destroy every last ounce of virtue they may have left.”

So what is virtue?

temperance:
prudence:
courage:
justice:

and most would add love

The story lines follow this, join me my love, quickly becomes if i cant have you then die. The nightmare court kidnaps tortures murders and forces others along the same path removing any choice.

Infitrate the nightmare court and look at the choices set packs of hounds on frightened saplings and kick puppies. Though there may be some member who are not yet completely evil the essence of the court is.

“I started a thief because I wanted to be a stealthy assassin.”

There isnt one in GW2 and im glad for it. No one likes a stealthed bang your dead class, if you want to one shot people from stealth its not the class that is the problem its the game.

That said your not ninja enough man are you sure you didn’t accidently roll a warrior? Im thinking of rerolling my thief so i can call him MC Hammer, scorpion wire blinds daze bounce in and out of combat stealth,seriously his theme song is cant touch this.