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Is it too hard? Respect the awesome work

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Hard and Frustrating are two different things.

Yeah… I’ve been playing Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams and that is some pretty brutal platforming… frustrating at times but feels hard for the right reasons. This SAB while stylistically nice, just frustrates me to the point where I don’t even want to play regular GW2 when I come out. I wish it didn’t. =(

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Is it too hard? Respect the awesome work

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It makes me sad when this is being called to get nerfed after a DAY of being out there.

There are some hard parts but my goodness people, at least give it more than one day’s try before you decide it’s too hard and needs to be summarily whacked by the nerfstick.

Otherwise I’m worried what’ll happen when/if MK Clock Tower comes back.

I hope MK clock tower NEVER comes back.

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Is it too hard? Respect the awesome work

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Too hard. Normal is simply too hard.

Yeah I can’t be bothered to finish the first world. I’m glad this is just as crappy as it was the first time around, running about getting lost with no obvious direction on where to go. I don’t like just making jumps if i’m not sure that’s even the direction i’m supposed to be going.

An exercise in frustration. I won’t be doing this one any more.Like… I appreciate the look and the work and all that, but good god all this jumping and garbage makes me rage.

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Good job on Ascended skins Anet.

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good job on making them look sub-standard and boring…

Good thing anet isn’t forcing them into your hands for free and making you use them forever then.

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Good job on Ascended skins Anet.

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Then they could have made them cool not brown pieces of poo with lights shining through them.

They’re not even brown, they’re primarily red.

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"you don't need ascended to play the game"

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You don’t need ascended gear to play, you need to know how to kite and dodge and think ahead. That’s more powerful than any ascended.

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Why is Performance Never/Rarely Addressed?

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From what i’ve learned they have a failure of an engine with outdated servers, they can’t do anything anymore.

Wow better uninstall and get off the forums.

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Holy Grind Wars 2!

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I love everyone threatening to quit like anyone cares.

There’s enough people that are totally satisfied with the game to negate all this.

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Holy Grind Wars 2!

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Anet should learn to put ‘rare’ items in challenging content instead of ALWAYS being craftable inside mystic toilet or crafting stations. GW2 is becoming a Craft Simulation game and i don’t play an MMO to craft all my %$#& and then stand in a city asking myself why i spent so much time/money crafting an item when there’s no content to be experienced with it.

Want a legendary? buy one off the tp (or buy 90% of the mats and “grind” the skillpoints/karma needed) want minis? buy them off the tp. Want anything? buy it off the tp.

what in this game is even worth showing off to other people? What can I get for 2000 hours of playing your game that a fresh 80 cant get with a creditcard?

Liandri mini?

In a game that have bizillion minis and new ones added EVERY SINGLE patch… your mini will only be noticed by you and you only.

I notice people’s minis sometimes if its something I like.

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Invasion Canceler Achievement

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I didn’t have time to even get to scarlet’s dungeon thanks to RL. shrugs

This sure ended abruptly. Was there a notice I didn’t read or something?

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Give us the Tribial armor back !!!

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No npc ever said “oh btw keep that skin because YOU’LL NEVER SEE IT AGAIN.”

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Give us the Tribial armor back !!!

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I want my original beginner mesmer mask back.

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Holy Grind Wars 2!

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why don’t they actually put things behind fun content instead of these long kitten grinds? i mean seriously, this game should be called farm wars 2.

OMG, it’s an mmorpg! That’s like playing a racing game and complaining about all that annoying driving!

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Holy Grind Wars 2!

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As I can read we have two groups. One group who thinks this is a grind game and another group who doesn’t think this is a grind game since they already have what group 1 wants. Hmmm, people can be so strange and false informed. As far as I can see is that people just love to complain and that Anet can do nothing good except when it’s exactly what they had in mind. Yes, sadly we are that spoiled. There is grind in GW 2 but not required to do to get something. If you just play the game for fun you can get everything. It might take a little longer but you can get it. Prizes will drop and you can buy it from the TP or be lucky enough to get it while playing. What I am saying is, doing be a spoiled brat that only had to pay 50 €/$ or so to play a game that gets a lot of new updates for FREE! Lots of other games cost as much and you are done with it after 25 hours… There are going to be changes you like and don’t like. And yes share your opinion about it but please with less drama.

Yes. I am spoiled. ENTERTAIN ME. That’s what I paid for. That’s what will keep me buying gems in the gem store. Do a kitten jig, sing a song, make flashy graphics.

Why would anyone except anything less from a hobby?

Man, go watch a movie.

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Holy Grind Wars 2!

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Welcome to FLASHBACK 2012.

This is what happens to the peeps who say “LOL you noob if you think GW2 is a grind you don’t know what a grind is”. Yeah, all that “We don’t make grindy games”, ‘we don’t have a gear treadmill’, etc. All the peeps that harped on those of us who complained when the first implementations of all this began to surface. Yeah…

To all those peeps who said it wasn’t a grindy game…LOL.

People on GW2 STILL don’t know a real grind. They’re just pampered and need some perspective.

I know, I know. You use to play a game that was never any fun at all. You spent all your time breaking rocks in a desert. It took 6 months of toil until you were able to try to fight a your first boss. The boss has a .00001% chance of dropping a shard. 7,000 shards could be combined into a fragment. 10,000 fragmets made a piece or armor. Whatever.

Why would you play such a game?

same could be asked of this game if it’s sooooooooo much of a grind. Everyone criticizing game mechanics when what better examples are there of a non grindy mmo?

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Why is Ascended weaponry even here?

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People are just being dramatic !

They want a game L T W (log in to win)

Can’t tell if stupid or troll…

What kind of thing is “log in to win”? did you even think before you posted?, the entire point of this thread is the sheer fact that this will greatly effect the whole WvW game, even to the smaller things as solo/group roaming around because now we have to grind our face off as fast as we can or we’re going to fall behind in gear, whilst also killing off the ability to have multiple effective sets of weapons to build with.

It’s also the fact that us players that just simply log in to enjoy WvW are going to have the burden that we either must farm our face off, be forced to also level up the weapon crafting profession for the class you’re using, just to be able to keep up to par, this is a major down sight and I’m betting it’s going to end up making people simply go inactive, because we like to play this for enjoyment, not farming and crafting for hours.

What else would you call an mmo without the grind everyone hates so much?

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Why is Ascended weaponry even here?

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This game is so full of complainers.

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How is GW2 doing financially?

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Seems like everyone has an opinion on this subject, and I’m curious to know if anyone has any solid factual evidence either which way…

Some people say that GW2 is losing money, that 400,000 active players at any given time is considered “low” for the industry… and that GW2 doesn’t have the cashflow to produce the kind of expansion-pack level content that people are asking for. (and by expansion-pack grade content, I mean new zones, new classes/races, new storylines – not just mini-events)

Other people seem to think that A-net is doing just fine, and has plenty of money coming in from the gemstore and box sales. I read an interview by one of the big buys at A-net and he basically said that the “market was healthy” and that they had no cashflow problems. He also said something to the effect that the Black Lion Trading Post was profitable and that “players were doing their duty” as far as microtransactions go.

Anyway – I’m curious to know what people think about this…. The disconnect for me is that if A-net has the money to produce large-scale content for GW2 and isn’t … why? If they don’t have the money, or willingness to re-invest in GW2 in a meaningful way… what’s the future of GW2?

People often hold up GW2’s free2play model as one of the best/fairest in the industry… is the model working? If so, when can we expect actual meaningful content, such as Guild Halls, new gameplay mechanics, new classes/races?

How are guild halls meaningful?

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Holy Grind Wars 2!

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Goodby mario and luigi, i’m sorry it’s come to this but I just don’t have the time to save princess toadstool anymore, you guys are on your own.

Ala every “I quit” letter ever. There’s a hilarious one up right now.

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Holy Grind Wars 2!

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I played FF11 for years and that game was a GRIND. Almost a 2nd job no joke. This game is no where near the amount of grind that game was. Some weapons you would need to get items that had a 0.9% drop rate and the monster would only spawn every 72 hours AND you had to fight to get the monster while 19 other people were camping trying to kill it. So yeah this is nothing.

And then that game is part of history and failed miserably in the west (like all korean grinders)

Your point?

Its not as bad (YET) as some crappy korean grinder so that makes it allright rofl

And i like it….Grind Wars 2, its quite suitable

The point is everyone should shut their face about the grind because it’s NOT a grind.

Oh good, you like GW2. I have this overwhelming urge to yell at everyone how it’s not a proper grind.

It is a grind. This is not Korea.

Boy I had grinding super mario brothers to get to world 8

Good for you!

That’s what it is though, a terrible no good grind. AWFUL. All that jumping and block breaking. I DON’T HAVE THE TIME.

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I played FF11 for years and that game was a GRIND. Almost a 2nd job no joke. This game is no where near the amount of grind that game was. Some weapons you would need to get items that had a 0.9% drop rate and the monster would only spawn every 72 hours AND you had to fight to get the monster while 19 other people were camping trying to kill it. So yeah this is nothing.

And then that game is part of history and failed miserably in the west (like all korean grinders)

Your point?

Its not as bad (YET) as some crappy korean grinder so that makes it allright rofl

And i like it….Grind Wars 2, its quite suitable

The point is everyone should shut their face about the grind because it’s NOT a grind.

Oh good, you like GW2. I have this overwhelming urge to yell at everyone how it’s not a proper grind.

It is a grind. This is not Korea.

Boy I had grinding super mario brothers to get to world 8

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Holy Grind Wars 2!

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I played FF11 for years and that game was a GRIND. Almost a 2nd job no joke. This game is no where near the amount of grind that game was. Some weapons you would need to get items that had a 0.9% drop rate and the monster would only spawn every 72 hours AND you had to fight to get the monster while 19 other people were camping trying to kill it. So yeah this is nothing.

And then that game is part of history and failed miserably in the west (like all korean grinders)

Your point?

Its not as bad (YET) as some crappy korean grinder so that makes it allright rofl

And i like it….Grind Wars 2, its quite suitable

The point is everyone should shut their face about the grind because it’s NOT a grind.

Oh good, you like GW2. I have this overwhelming urge to yell at everyone how it’s not a proper grind.

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Holy Grind Wars 2!

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Welcome to FLASHBACK 2012.

This is what happens to the peeps who say “LOL you noob if you think GW2 is a grind you don’t know what a grind is”. Yeah, all that “We don’t make grindy games”, ‘we don’t have a gear treadmill’, etc. All the peeps that harped on those of us who complained when the first implementations of all this began to surface. Yeah…

To all those peeps who said it wasn’t a grindy game…LOL.

People on GW2 STILL don’t know a real grind. They’re just pampered and need some perspective.

You Pro dude! LOL, getting a Legendary weapon for most people will take about 6 months. I have played many MMO’s and I have never encounter an item that took that long to get.

One highly cosmetic item… completely unimportant to stats or game play.

That wasn’t my point was it?

Oh i’m not even paying attention to who I replied to here.

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Holy Grind Wars 2!

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I played FF11 for years and that game was a GRIND. Almost a 2nd job no joke. This game is no where near the amount of grind that game was. Some weapons you would need to get items that had a 0.9% drop rate and the monster would only spawn every 72 hours AND you had to fight to get the monster while 19 other people were camping trying to kill it. So yeah this is nothing.

Oh god, I remember hearing some stories from people I know regarding boss fights.

Imagine if only ONE party could tag and fight Jormag. That’s ff11

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Holy Grind Wars 2!

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Welcome to FLASHBACK 2012.

This is what happens to the peeps who say “LOL you noob if you think GW2 is a grind you don’t know what a grind is”. Yeah, all that “We don’t make grindy games”, ‘we don’t have a gear treadmill’, etc. All the peeps that harped on those of us who complained when the first implementations of all this began to surface. Yeah…

To all those peeps who said it wasn’t a grindy game…LOL.

People on GW2 STILL don’t know a real grind. They’re just pampered and need some perspective.

You Pro dude! LOL, getting a Legendary weapon for most people will take about 6 months. I have played many MMO’s and I have never encounter an item that took that long to get.

One highly cosmetic item… completely unimportant to stats or game play.

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Holy Grind Wars 2!

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Welcome to FLASHBACK 2012.

This is what happens to the peeps who say “LOL you noob if you think GW2 is a grind you don’t know what a grind is”. Yeah, all that “We don’t make grindy games”, ‘we don’t have a gear treadmill’, etc. All the peeps that harped on those of us who complained when the first implementations of all this began to surface. Yeah…

To all those peeps who said it wasn’t a grindy game…LOL.

People on GW2 STILL don’t know a real grind. They’re just pampered and need some perspective.

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Letter from my hearth.

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HAHAHA oh my god, it’s like… love letters to guild wars.

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No Grind -- The Quote

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The trick is don’t compare your progress to joe schmoe running by you.

This is just like getting super jelly at someone in gucci stuff when you’re wearing wal-mart brand.

Sunglasses still provide shade, shirt is still a shirt.

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No Grind -- The Quote

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The grind is optional. You don’t need that stuff, unless you’ve talked yourself into needing it.

Yeah… Like how I don’t have the time or desire to grind up a legendary right now so i’m just simply not doing it, even though I would very much like one!

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No Grind -- The Quote

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The game is supposed to be FUN, not a GRIND.

You shouldn’t even realize that you’re grinding while playing.

This though, this is just dumb.

I put 200g down into crafting to try to get a dusk in the mystic forge and never got one, then they go ahead and increase the crafting cap to 500.

That’s basically 150 hours of completely wasted time spent in the game. I left this game for 2-3 months and I think I’m gonna leave permanently if this is the direction the game is going in.

Why should I put more time in this game if my time is being wasted playing it. Give me an answer ANET.

If the grind isn’t fun then you’re playing it wrong.

Anet encourages playing it wrong (aka. grinding). They have shown that with every update. Grinding is the only way to get anything at all in this game.

Grinding is the only way to get anything ever. Man, if GW2 is bad for you, then you’re gonna hate mortgages and car payments.

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No Grind -- The Quote

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People that keep falling back on that no grind statement are like people that take the bible literally. Annoying.

As annoying as those bible people are, they are entitled to voice opinions and whatnot.

This is the first MMO/online game that I have been so frustrated over due to broken promises or grey promises. No other dev has made such bold statements prior to launch. Other devs simply say “We will have dungeons, there will be raids. There are three factions where you can acquire better gear. There will be guild housing”. Arenanet said “There will be no grinding”…depends on your definition I guess? “There will be no treadmill”. Depends on your definition of treadmill? “The champion you killed wont spawn 10 minutes later” Oh, I guess you should have said you were referring to personal story.

No other dev aside from GW2 made such bold promises to the playerbase prior to launch to lure them in. Now that we see these promises or statements were just a few shades of grey, it infuriates a lot of people and people are walking away from it, especially with this patch.

God, if there was NO GRINDING, NONE AT ALL, it would just be “here’s your thingy” go out and floss like a gangsta and maybe do some content if you can be bothered.

No grinding to get on level ground with other players. And a few extra stats doesn’t give you an edge, being a good player gives you an edge.

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No Grind -- The Quote

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The game is supposed to be FUN, not a GRIND.

You shouldn’t even realize that you’re grinding while playing.

This though, this is just dumb.

I put 200g down into crafting to try to get a dusk in the mystic forge and never got one, then they go ahead and increase the crafting cap to 500.

That’s basically 150 hours of completely wasted time spent in the game. I left this game for 2-3 months and I think I’m gonna leave permanently if this is the direction the game is going in.

Why should I put more time in this game if my time is being wasted playing it. Give me an answer ANET.

If the grind isn’t fun then you’re playing it wrong.

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No Grind -- The Quote

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People that keep falling back on that no grind statement are like people that take the bible literally. Annoying.

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Holy Grind Wars 2!

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This is way too grindy now.

I thought this game was about FUN, not GRIND….

Getting that ancient wood and orichalcum is going to be ridiculous… I just farmed for it myself and only found 5 nodes combined of both materials.

Ancient wood is pretty easy to get and salvaging helps with orichalcum.

Lol, sure it is buddy. Salvaging to get orichalc huh .. ? lol what game are you playing?

Umm… Guild Wars 2?

When I heard you could salvage for ectos I was all like NO WAY because in GW1 they were super expensive. Turns out you can get 3 at a time from a yellow!

Made farming ectos easy peasy, salvaging cheapo yellows.

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Oh my god, so many words and I have no idea what you just said.

If only ascended and legendaries didn’t have extra stats like fancy skins in gw1. then you know you are grinding for looks and people wouldn’t be complaining because my chaos axe and elite armor has the same stats as default plain jane axe and armor.

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What in the world are people complaining about?

There is literally only like 20g worth of mats there… I could go out and collect all that stuff in a single day.

Am I looking at a different page then people here?

You’re just looking at the work differently is all.

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This is way too grindy now.

I thought this game was about FUN, not GRIND….

Getting that ancient wood and orichalcum is going to be ridiculous… I just farmed for it myself and only found 5 nodes combined of both materials.

Ancient wood is pretty easy to get and salvaging helps with orichalcum.

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Thoughts on the insane amount of Materials and Time Gating to acquire a single Ascended Weapon? As if this is what GW2 really needed in order to survive its second year on the market……

Hey GW2 you should consider paying a salary to all of your customers because playing GW2 is a full time job. For anyone who actually enjoys acquiring all this virtual non-sense can you please acquire and mail me the items in this below list? Thanks….

http://dulfy.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/gw2-ascended-greatsword-crafting-32.jpg

If the grind is too hard, then that stuff ain’t for you.

Most of that is regular mats anyway. There’s only a few things I don’t recognize which must be new.

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Are birthday gifts 1 per account?

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Multiple boosters would be bonkers.

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Are birthday gifts 1 per account?

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It was per character in guild wars one, but you only got a minipet from the minipet series that matched your character’s age. 1 year = series 1 minipet, 2 years = series 2 and so on.

In short, I don’t know, but it was per character in gw1.

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Karma hoarding - wanted warning about change

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I have to say, I am impressed reading a straight forward and respectable honest apology from Colin (as a game director) about this karma issue.
And this today!
Not tomorrow, not ‘after breakfast’…no, just a few hours after the patch.

Now, if Anet really will get this sorted, despite all criticism and doubts I might have about GW2 and Anet itself, the one which I actually care most about
-that Anet remains on my (unfortunately very short) list of fair gaming studios-
would be not amongst them.

For me, its those little things.

Keep it up!

Yes, let us be impressed at them trying to fix something that should have never been an issue in the first place.

What’s impressive is how they keep in touch with their customers. If this happened on Diablo or some korean mmorpg, no one would care or even mention outside patch notes, I’d wager.

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Karma hoarding - wanted warning about change

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This game is going down the tubes, I haven’t had time to be upset about karma changes nor do I want to as it was once a month thing with max boosts to get them. Once a month. But what about COF ALT TOKENS? Absolutely destroyed cof, with that decision, ruined the fun of playing the game for rewards, and really caused me to be greatly distressed.

Not at all happy with your decisions. And now mf is going out of the picture too whats the point of a 2nd suit of armor or even a third then. Some real boneheaded calculations going on here.

MF is a useless stat that is useful in games like diablo. If you’re running max gear, what do you think you’re gonna find? More greens for the mystic toilet? A few extra yellows for ectos?

Maybe the game is going down the tubes FOR YOU, but boy this game feels like it’s just taking off and this first year was it’s trip down the runway.

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Karma hoarding - wanted warning about change

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This is totally our fault, we dropped the ball on this plain and simple. We planned to have this messaged ahead of time to be fair to everyone, communication broke down between those who knew it was supposed to be messaged, and those who were supposed to message it and it simply didn’t happen.

As game director this is ultimately my fault first and foremost, and I’m sorry for those who potentially lost some karma as a result. It is our policy to message these kind of changes ahead of time with lots of warning, I’ll do everything possible to make sure this doesn’t happen in the future.

I’d recommend not using your karma consumables yet, give us a day or two to try and see what options we have available to help mitigate the issue.

I really appreciate this kind of honesty. And in a forum post too, not some dumb press release. Another good reason besides the stellar gameplay to stick with guild wars for a long time.

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A Sylvari joke.

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honestly I looked at the flower anatomy diagram with intentions of writing a joke, and after I saw it, the joke wrote itself.

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A Sylvari joke.

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Making people laugh… slowly, and one at a time! =)

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A Sylvari joke.

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I’ve seriously only gotten 2 likes on FB for this joke all day and I think it’s better than that.

Just in case the punchline doesn’t click for you, here’s a reference.

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A Sylvari joke.

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Why do human men avoid sleeping with female Sylvari?

BECAUSE THERE IS A STIGMA!!! =D

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sPvP-Why is it Unpopular?

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Because 5 vs 5 and 8 vs 8 are girly pillow fights.

8v8 was standard in gw1.

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sPvP-Why is it Unpopular?

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Slow rank progression, large risk, virtually no reward.. The list could go on. Literally the only point to go past rank 20 is for essentially free 18-slot bags (20-slot at ranks 50+)

What risk?

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Heavy vs Light classes?

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mesmers are only really picked in dungeon groups for portal, feedback, and timewarp.

Unless you played a mesmer before in GW1 and know that they’re the top of all classes. The classiest class, and the overall best class of every class ever.

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