Malzerius – Thief
Dark Covenant (SBI)
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We were always a bit troll friendly on SBI, stop acting like its something different now. Care bears
Trolling is one thing, I’m very pro-troll 
This week however, we sound like BP 2.0 and it’s making us look every bit as egotistical and arrogant as they are. We’re fighting against two servers who are outnumbered and have no chance of winning the match. SBI, of all servers, should understand what that’s like. Yet here we are..
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Everytime without failure an SBI dies and 20 rock up and laugh about zerging a person…
I can’t decide if you are that bad that it’s an accomplishment for you to kill 1 person with 20 or if you are just disgraceful gamers.
When I laugh in that situation it’s generally at the guy you killed before we got there
It looks like all those points can be safely trebbed from a nearby keep or tower
It’s two leagues for North America
Look at my map… How?
If it works like other mapping applications the dots are always there. They just get painted and filtered based on the viewer’s status (i.e. enemy server). The fact that you see them may be due to server lag or just a glitch that caused the filter to not be applied. Any further queries to the server reapply the filter so eventually it fixes itself.
Y’all need to get off you high horses and just go to PvE an hour a session. PROBLEM SOLVED.
No. I play 3 hours a day. Not going to waste even a minute killing mindless mobs.
Would you waste 5 minutes? That’s what I just did and got 20 dragonite for killing some monster named tekettle. It literally took 5 mins.
Devon as long as you realize, right now, that this is going to be a failure of truly epic proportions I say burn it down around all our feet. Let’s get this bus on the road so we’re doing 90 when the wheels come off.
Salvage blues and greens
Do WvW for the shards
I got 54 empyreal fragments in about 2 hours of WvW last night.
Hopefully there will be more chances this week, because I would really love to see a 300-like story line where the 300 Spartans actually kill the 10,000 Persians!
No spoiler alert?! Way to ruin the movie kittenhole..
wasn’t just that one time. happend in ebg and sbi bl. Sorry for the QQ post i don’t usually do it. just annoyed cause no one wants to wvw on the server anymore. so don’t mind me i’ll just sit over here and pout.
normally we lose 50% of our wvw pop for events. now we are losing 80% of our wvw pop to living story.
not an excuse, we just cant compete with our lack of coverage.
i did have fun routing sbi’s 20man at orchard in dh bl tho earlier.
Not that it’ll make you feel any better, but we on SBI can certainly sympathize, having first seen a mass exodus of WvW guilds back during the free transfer days, then a slow trickle of PvX guilds leave over the months that followed. It’s only in the past 2 weeks that we’ve suddenly had an influx of WvW guilds transfer to our server.
The only advice I can offer for those of you who still do come out to fight every night is not to give up. Even if there’s no chance of winning, come out for the fights and the laughs and have fun. Do that and the other servers will notice, and eventually guilds on other servers that aren’t happy with their current server will take a harder look at DH when and if they start thinking about transferring.
The thing is, we are about to loose 1 of our 2 major wvw guilds. SE is looking to leave. So once again Darkhaven looses more guilds. 4th time since the game launch. Maybe our pve players will get burnt out on the events and come join us in wvw. lol
They should join the Stormwagon Isle express to tier 2.
We’re a long way from tier 2, hopefully it stays that way. We’ll have a better understanding of our status in about 24 hours.
Why so squishy..?
I think the real question is did you ever get that daily finished?
NSP is certainly winning the forum spam contest. We should have a parade for you guys…in Dallas…in 1963.
@Maldon
the map ping is where I started getting hit at, as were my teammates as we ran to the north gate. and nope, I can’t hit that with an ac from the north gate. sorry
Based on the proof presented, no one has been able to hit that area with an AC from the north gate. sorry.
This pic shows where the ac is, right behind the flag, nearly up against the wall. I know that the red rings in the other 2 pics could be taken for the gate hole shots, but as I said. too busy tryin to stay alive than get pics for the National Geographic. but believe me, the first ac shot that hit me was nearly to the repair npc. Cant do that by any other means than the window-adjustment glitch. just sayin.
I could have told you exactly where that AC was by looking at the previous pics. Just go try it for yourself.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not laying blame on all of SBI. I’ve had some very good, fair and square fights with you guys since the reset. But, when we are almost always outnumbered, and crap like this happens, it just steams my clams.
I want you SBI guys to know about it, and try to call out the ones doing it to tell them to stop. Behavior like that makes ALL of us look bad as a community, not just as individual servers. Good luck.
Well, it turns out you can’t actually lay blame at anyone on SBI because that’s simply not a zoom hack. If you have any other pics that show anything other than targeting through the open space above the gate then we can talk about whether or not any shenanigans are going on but there is nothing in those screenshots that resemble a zoom hack. Until you’ve had your keep lord killed by ACs from outside the wall don’t talk about being zoom hacked, you just don’t know what it looks like apparently.
HEY SBI!! Resorting to cheating now to take our bay in NSP bl? Zoom glitch much? Lousy, rotten, cheating, bunch of…….
That’s not a zoom hack…
Wow, this thread got really annoying really fast
If GW2 was subscription based I’d have to farm for gold and other items that I normally buy off the gem store. I hate farming games, no thank you.
I’ve been playing since day 1. I’ve opened every black lion chest I’ve ever found. I’ve never gotten a black lion ticket or ticket scrap.
Go to Heart of the Mists and test it
Orr’s not difficult, it’s just ridiculously annoying.
they are as they were before the patch changed them… and will be changing for sure September 3rd as far as i remember
i think karma drinks should just go away at this point… they were made because karma was character bound but now that it is in the wallet they have no use
also that coming from some one with a dungeon master title lol…
He went there!
You guys know you can just buy those keys on the gem store right?
You guys need to remember that ANET isn’t building WvW with GvG in mind. Only a small subset of WvW players even GvG (although some of the most dedicated players love it).
How can you possibly doubt “In-game guesses”? That’s as close to empirical as you can get without actually doing any work.
Initially you didn’t get your first ability point until you were level 2
Kaineng are much better sports. Just about always have been, really. Respect.
So true. I don’t know what it is about SBI, but it seems every time we fight them drama ensues. You’d think it’d be that way between us and Ehmry Bay considering how often we butt heads, but nope. SBI generates its own unique flavor that is all together unwholesome and leaves a bad after taste. Might be all the accusations of cheating, or the chest thumping about how good they are in Eternal to the detriment of all else.
When we first met, it was ugly, but we managed to prevail by simply holding their Hills Keep all week. But that meant leaving their Eternal Zerg to karma train all day every day for 7 days. Methinks they still have not forgiven us for that loss, and all the others that followed it since.
There aren’t very many unforgivable defeats for us over the past year but I’ll always remember SoR recruiting our already heavily diminished playerbase and then hitting the 8 or so of us who were left with 50-60 people at a time when we tried to flip a supply camp. This went on every night for a few matches then when we were finally gonna get rid of them they tanked a matchup so they could do it for another week before advancing to the next tier. So no, losing to BP isn’t that big of a deal.
Aside from a little chest thumping and trolling this matchup (and this thread) are basically unremarkable. No one from any of these three servers will remember any of the details of this match a week from now.
35g? I could afford to be in that guild for 4.7 days
Looks like this matchup needs a pink Zerg…eBay and SBI are lucky that I’m gone for August….otherwise the pink Zerg would be rolling out and humiliating you guys
We’re the original pink zerg. Everyone else is just a pretender…
God don’t you miss UO? When killing people had meaning!
More than ever..
Looks like this matchup needs a pink Zerg…eBay and SBI are lucky that I’m gone for August….otherwise the pink Zerg would be rolling out and humiliating you guys
We’re the original pink zerg. Everyone else is just a pretender…
OMG BANNOK YOU ARE TWISTING TEH LIONS TALE! STOP IT!
Lol @ BS, U mad bro?
Since my last post got deleted, let me rephrase it this way. We don’t care if you take our keep, or our borderlands. We have more fun than you, day in, and day out. You guys are not even in the NA top 10, yet you play for points. All this means is that if you win your matchups, 10 other servers are doing it better than you anyways. While you make your members sit in towers to be static scouts, all of our guys are out having fun because that’s all that matters to us. I pass down this advice from a server who has already been at tier 1, and seen what it does to a community when you inevitably fall from grace. We play for fun, and you play for points. Come on to the forums all you want, we’ll be busy turning you and your guild into loot bags and chasing you into your towers. Stop bragging about beating up an outmanned server and exceptional PvDoor skills. We already come to expect this from BP, and especially the Borlis Savers guild.
<3
I ain’t even mad now. Blowing up the last of your upgraded towers and keeps did wonders for my peace of mind
Wow, bragging about PvDoor again? That must be the only thing you can do.
I’ve gotten nothing to prove, let alone brag about. Incidentally, I’m sure the people who do want to play WvW this week are probably not enjoying the fruits of your trolling. If SBI does suck at WvW during special events, perhaps you should not be twisting the lions tail and making your server the focus?
We’ve been focused by SoR and TC in the same matchup when we were fielding about 20% of our current numbers. Are you seriously trying to intimidate us? That’s cute Mr. Lion 
You took 100 screenshots and none of them are better than this one..
Star quit messing with Aeros, he’s a triumvir lol.
ps – I didn’t mean the “lol” part, it just sort of came out on it’s own
Words have consequences. BS took your claims at face value. When I said see you on the battlefield, I meant immediately. This screenshot is ENTIRELY due to this post
I feel like I can look up past match up threads, and every BP bragging screen will be posted after SBI all goes to bed. It happens all the time.
What time do you guys go to bed? This was at like 8pm PST last night.
I’m pretty sure there were a lot of SBI playing late into the night last night. Unfortunately for our PPT they were all spread across multiple Divinity’s Reach overflow maps 
Oh SBI. That was truly an epic push you made on our borderlands earlier. I can only assume it was your eternal battlegrounds karma train looking for new things to cap through.
Sounds like fun but the best part is that it wasn’t the EB people. We were busy fighting at Jerrifer’s and SM around that time and the map was queued. I think it’s pretty awesome that we fielded some decent numbers in the BLs tonight though. Things are looking up.
When someone calls you “bad” or “boring” it’s just a different focus and perspective on what WvW means to each server and not Anet’s design lol.
When I called them boring it had nothing to do with perspective. They’ve even agreed in this thread that they’re boring. They are boring to fight, period.
I could have called them bad because of how many times we had to stop and sell their loot on reset night and how many times they ran from us when the numbers were close or even in their advantage but I didn’t. That would just be my opinion.
So to sum up…
Boring = Fact
Really, really bad = Opinion
. I know, you play for points and siege.
In other words, we WvW?
In other words, you’re boring..
You guys already know how to reduce skill lag, just do it already. Lower the map caps until you can solve the problem permanently. This would also spread some of the players around to different maps and/or lower populated servers.
Another video of kwbh being “owned.” I call this one daily ebay sacrifice.
Unlike you guys, we have actual videos and can back up our trash talk + don’t use open field siege every single fight
Not my video but we’re going for comedic value so I borrowed this one. So, granted some people will mess up their rotations or screw up and lose a 1v1… but I have to ask, are you guys coming here to post each time you kill us like some kind of trophy moment? If so, then we must really be getting under your skin, and in that case I’ll take it as a huge compliment.
Let the tears flow and the Ebay KWBH relationship remain strong! <3
Rofl the only reason I’m posting about it is because when i see players with an undeserved ego, I call them out on it. Your players play like garbage, tower hug, and call friends when they get dominated in fair fights. Your guild belongs in the trash and thankfully we have brave guilds like CHAR putting you in there every time your players thing they can handle themselves outside of a zerg.
In my eyes you are even more of an ego-filled kitten than what you see with KWBH. You act like your server is perfect and all of your wvwers are amazing and the best. Well:
1. You are losing right now.
2. Not ALL of our thieves are terribad, so don’t assume that every CD thief you come about sucks, because some will kick your kitten and i’m also sure that some did, but you are just hiding it bc ur so perfect.
3. You are losing right now.
4. You guys QQ and gloat and put videos up as well and try to get every moment of us wiping on fraps, and try to hide the numerous times you guys wipe.
5. You are losing right now.
6. You cant defend or hold any of your towers, if you could you would actually be tower hugging too. lol.
and finally, 7. You are losing right now.Now shush and make up and just play WvW without having to resort to trying to trash oneanother. Its a game.
ROFL, go to the dumster were you bel0ng. CD tr@sh
Dumpster* belong* trash*.
your as good at grammer as you are at hitting doors
I’m curious as to exactly how often anyone escorting a Yak is called on to protect it from anything it can’t handle itself. It’s not as if you can’t hire a couple of NPC guards.
A properly specced guardian can defend a yak against nearly any single player and sometimes two or more.
What sort of answer is that? I asked how often a yak is seriously attacked, not how big an escort does it need.
If you don’t already know the answer to this then you probably wandered into the wrong forum 
Here’s a good thread to start with:
Hammer and Altruistic Healing gameplay
As for the cost of leveling, I’m not sure to be exact. I generally buy 4k worth of gems and it’s usually more than enough to level a character. Even more so now that the exchange rate is higher.
I fail to see the difference. In spvp you have a normalized version of gear so that everyone is on equal footing. And there are no consumables. This would take away any excuses. You can get 5v1’d in spvp and you can get 5+v1’d in WvW. Thus bring us back to player ability vs player ability as per the “I’m better than you” origination of this banter.
Care to enlighten me on what the difference would be?
Certain abilities perform differently in sPvP than they do in WvW, additionally certain gear setups aren’t available in sPvP. For instance, my guardian gear setup isn’t available in sPvP so when I’m in there I have to play differently with regards to timing. I essentially lose at least some measure of experience since the vast majority of my gaming time is played with different parameters.
I didn’t find the story quests very entertaining, I have 4 level 80 characters and haven’t finished the personal quest on any of them (I haven’t even started it on two of them). You can level very fast with money. I have more money than time so I just bought gems, traded gems for gold and used gold to level my characters through crafting. You can hit 80 in 6-8 hours of crafting. I would never level another character through any other means.
I generally play a healing class in most games. Heavy pvp healing where if you mess up everything goes to hell. This game isn’t set up like that. However, there are several guardian healing specs that actually allow you to support and heal people around you that would have died otherwise. Plus you get the added benefit of actually being tanky yourself. Healing specs perform best in smaller groups because your actions are more meaningful. However, there’s a place in every WvW zerg for a frontline healing/support guardian.
I’m curious as to exactly how often anyone escorting a Yak is called on to protect it from anything it can’t handle itself. It’s not as if you can’t hire a couple of NPC guards.
A properly specced guardian can defend a yak against nearly any single player and sometimes two or more.
The reason for removing the rewards for yaks was due to a few paths being very short and easily farmed. I’m not sure if they did anything to fix that but personally successfully stopping people from killing my yak is reward enough for me.
That can’t be a limiting factor because there’s such an easy solution. The reward should be based on the length of the path and how long the defender was in range of the yak. Pretty straightforward if you axe me.
Torrid and Reiko. Duel once in spvp and once in WVW behind a windmill. Problem solved for both of you.
Different rulesets. The challenge and the insults are associated with performance in WvW so the duel should be in WvW. I’m surprised one of these guys is chickening out so publicly.
I think this pretty much speaks for itself. Sorry to everyone who wanted to see this happen, I guess you’ll just have to whisper him yourself.
I call this “dodgeball.jpg”
Wow that’s kind of embarrassing
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