Guild Wars 2

Hamster.4861:

TeamBattleAxe.3901:

It’s a ddos.

Where is your evidence.

Hmm, did anyone topcheck? Oh wait, perhapse something is wrong with my suglasses.

Happy Wednesday all! Come chill and join us in WvW!!!

well sports fans, i hope you are having better luck than me. i’ve been stuck in d/c land for the better part of the night when trying to get into ioj and bls. and i have fiberoptics … whats a girl to do???? ughhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Oh I almost forgot … since you are looking for roamers n all, here ya go.

Yours,
-KORRPURRY

well, at least we aren’t still talking about glicko. btw, Car got geico? Colision can be a definite risk in wvw.

yes that was fast. well, perhapse some are still digesting. keep the faith. and btw, on initial review does look well executed. props.

Is comprehension of your assets, liabilities, opponent, and suituational position cheating? Hmm … guess we live in different wvwvw’s. But i guaranty mine has more giggles.

Lamas spit, not moas. sheesh …

Alas fine sir, i know nothing about Rome. What to do, what to do.

Hamster.4861:

so OP, I’m in a “zergbusting” guild. We’re one of a few guilds on my server who know how to handle( Or can play around [lots of people on my server dont have top of the line computers, so they lag to kitten when they’re around huge numbers]) map queue zergs.

We zerg because we have to counter the larger zergs that we’re facing. There’s also the AOE cap(5) which makes it beneficial to zerg. 25-30 people standing in one aoe field takes not so much damage.
anywhoooo here’s why we zerg in a nutshell: http://youtu.be/U5Qsop3PSko?t=11m34s
(29 people in teamspeak in our channel)

good commander, good zerg, good outfits, good moves but man your tunage could be way better.

Come shake your cares and play with us! Its dance party time!

Hamster.4861:

Still looking for roamers, guardians and friends to join us in PST!
If you’re an EST commander, we can offer siege and support!

Check us out at : http://core-ioj.shivtr.com/

and see highlights from our weekend rampage : http://www.tinyurl.com/COREweek12

Nice job guys. Most excellent.

platform shoes … one must not forget platform shoes. sometimes that could be the iroot of snowleapord issues. but i wouldn’t know, not like i’m a igenius or anything. Just a short Norn from Holbrak by way of IoJ. Ohh, lunchcheck. Better re-heat my 3 day old moot meat.

Oh, zoot alors SC, zoot alors. I am going hat shopping for you this week.

Ya know, ng was on the roll. But the grace element set em back a wee bit to 6/4 : 3/2. Still, all in all, not a terrible place to be.

Well, maybe it would if your pants were on fire. Try it with lama pants and see what happens.

I have no words. ASURANS will take over the world.

Yours,
Cadmium Tide
P.S. I don’t care if Rolling Stone didn’t like this one. Sometimes a little cheese is a good thing.

another suggestion – make sure other applications are not running in the background. For me overwolf, itunes, email, etc. can be especially crippling to a good wvw zerg fight. just my 2 cents though – i would never in a million years claim to be a computer guru.

Yeah, i know how that goes. Its the drawback of being a short Norn I guess … better go IoJ the door of the garri some more with my thick Norn skull. At least me gots some good tunage, courtesy of that one Asuran.

Et tu, PH? Et tu?

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Camps could use better upgrades
Check

Explosives would be fun
Check. Candy. Yes Please.

I’ll make an asuran mesmer if you let me catapult on it.
Plaaahhhh. PH, by that statement you no longer worthy of Asurans. or Norns. or Charr. or Sylvari. Go play with the humans. No catapults for you. I will make lamas and sunffalupaguses and chewbaccas dance on Deadlius’s head. Oh, I do still want catapults though so I can launch players over the walls of SMC and ruin all your little orgami arrow carts n stuffs. Then you will have to sleep with the fishes. good thing there are so many wonderful bodies of water in the wvw maps.

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idk, i still like chewbacca face. it really doesn’t get enough props. but thats just me.

Hey WvWers Happy Friday!

Don’t forget to sup up!

Yours,
-Forever Dolyaks

Oh, I am really sorry for your loss. Charr are great. On the up side, you can make a new one now. And that will be fun. Too bad Charr don’t have great ears though. But they almost make up for it with the splendiferous tails n stuff. Not quite, but almost. Happy Friday!

With a name like Gandalf, me thinks it wouldn’t be that grey. But then again, what do i know. I only eat charzookas for breakfast n stuffs. Oh, that and cheezypoofs.

I do love Skyhammer … sooooo much fun. makes me giggle nonstop. If you don’t like crazy moariffic fun, i wouldn’t recommend it for you

Its the CPU kyle … the CPU.
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i dont wanna wait, for my trapperkeeper … do do do do, la la la la, ne ne

Like a Coke, but better. with lime. and kicks

Plahhhhhh. No charzooks for you.
-KORRPURRY.

idk why everyone is always so adverse to poundcake. it is the REEL thing after all. oh well, more cheeses for meese …

Zerging can be a beautiful thing … it is glorious when you see one coming up over the horizon.

Happy Thursday IoJ!

Yours,
-Europa

P.S. Hey ph … got quads?

well played engies can certainly be quite ouchie. but so can other professions.

Hey B – ya hearing footsteps yet? I hear Anya is all the rage this year.

Yours,
-Olaf

hmmm …. what would Brian Boitano do?

Hamster.4861:

Hey folks,

Here is a frontline utility mesmer I’ve been running the last couple days. I’ve been toying around with this build while zergbusting. With this build it’s especially important that you tag all the downed enemies that you can to set up for as many triumphant distortions as you can manage. Play this build like a shatter mesmer
(If you’re not able to down and kill targets rapidly, you may not be as successful with this build.)

http://gw2skills.net/editor/?fhAQNAsfRlknpMtFrxUNUrNysBZ6OchWeqdU6AksVC-TVTDwAMOBA9Uilf/BfKPScIAlgvU/pyBKAk+A4aYAYGbwDAQyRUgspDSBwkwI-w

This build is using the new traits found in dueling and in chaos. I’ve found that in prolonged fights, the triumphant distortion saves me from a lot of damage. 3 seconds out of 10 is pretty kitten fine, and positioning is the key to the rest. Dropping a nullfield + Timewarp bomb is a very effective way to ensure that there are downs when you bomb a point.

Bountiful disillusionment has been more useful than I had anticipated, and with this build you have a lot of clone generation to gain the buffs like regen, fury and might when you want or need them.

You could also use Staff instead of Greatsword if you want to play a little more defensively.

I even won a duel with it. (that’s funny because triumphant distortion offers you NOTHING in a duel situation, so it was basically a wasted trait. Although that speaks volumes about how useful bountiful disillusionment is.)

Yup. its a Not Tina.

ohh … candy, please

Well, personally I don’t find the HART that stagnate. But that’s just me

Oh, wait … was I supposed to respond in glicko?

Happy Tuesday IoJ, the Original Might.

Yours,
-Nabokov.

Meep-meep-meep-mOOp

well, um … that trebs gotta run out of flaming dolyaks sometime …

I throw my hands up in the AIR sometimes, saying ee-oh, gotta let go. Whats the score again? I lost track with all the lama drama afoot.

Because its glorious.

JusticarArkiel.1564:

i usually command in eotm (yes, let the hate flow that it’s not commanding, its being a glorified placeholder :P), and i find that the best strategy imo after a wipe or two is to just find a place that one of the other sides is trying to take from us, hunker down, and utterly wreck them. usually boosts morale right back up. also, this whole thread is pretty good, giving me all kinds of tips and help on commanding.

No room for hate – props for tagging up. keep it up
—- and etom is a beautiful.

Hamster.4861:

Kill scouts first. their blinds ruin your dps if you leave them alone.

But Scout is my fav … oh heffalumps and Boo Radley.

Fireworks for Anet team on that one. Because everything really is better with fireworks.

Oh, and it is so funny when I accidentally get turned into a bunny. very good stuff

EOTM is indeed beautiful. Thank you everyone on the Anet team and job well done.

Kragg:

See, in re: Charzooka tanks …

ohhhhh …. yes please … with Charzookas on top

atomic kittens all around … oh what a night!

PSA: be kind to you web-footed friends, for a duck may be someone’s mother …

Zackie.8923:

smiley.4739:

Zackie.8923:

anger leads to hate

and not caring leads to no wvw updates

no my friend, it ultimately leads to the dark side

Chewbacca face

hiatus … plahh, you just missed the fun

Delta Blues.8507:

Oh right and btw i had quit for about 6months and just came back and (besides I haven’t found a single decent improvement except less water) i can remember at the time half of the 3ds on this forum were complains, and at the time devon had just come in and was (successfully?) trying to communicate with the community.

Btw how did that go? I can’t see many posts from him anymore, it looked like people were starting to like him, maybe just for the fact that he would actually communicate fairly often

Delta Blues:

Glad to see you are back from Walking in Memphis … now come play WvW with us!