Guild Wars 2

I had the same reaction when i found little progeny hiding bunch of rabbits used for experiments and little charr cub hiding his strawberry patch

1. You didn’t check if they are guildies
2. You don’t kick people who dc-ed especially if you are the pug.
3. They were guildies probbably so you ate the kick instead.

You know… you have warderobe in your bank that lets you preview all the daggers ingame?

Ok I Did It.2854:

I thought the rewards where based on your level not the fractal level????

That would mean people with personal lvl 50 doing lvl 10 would get lvl 50 loot. Lol. No.

There are no missions in cityes. But on maps yes.

The only jumping puzzle that gave me rage hissy fit was the one that actually wasnt one. I can’t remember the name but it’s in water and you need to punch in right coordinates in three consoles to be teleported on location of the chest. The problem wasn’t coordinates but other players who keept messing with consoles and swore at me when i pleaded to let me do it.

You get TA armor off pvp too, salvage armor with bl kit and you will get the rune. You get tokens too.

Inculpatus cedo.9234:

Nope. I see Legendaries everywhere. What makes having a credit card prestigious?

As a person who didn’t spent a dime of real money in more then 2 years i find my minstrel really prestigious.

laokoko.7403:

well many people lurking here are one of those youtube people.

I see quite a few of people here posting youtube video regularly.

and some are in hardcore dungeon guild, and if they don’t do good they get kick, so they have to be good.

Oh there is the problem i don’t watch those “youtube people” so i have no idea who they are. My apologies.

And, can’t imagine anything more fun then fearing for your kick every time you do something with your guild running the meta zerk builds on everything because somebody else barked the commands. But… if people like it who am i to say anything.

Anyway, 25 min on 50 is possible uf you get lucky with fractal selection which rarely happens. Some fractals require more time than others simply because there is alot running/waiting then dealing dmg.

So 25 min, SOMETIMES, but allmost never standard running time. What it bothers me he said it, not once, that is standard time for a good run, and anything else is below average. If he makes yt videos that doesn’t make him entitled to proclaim average running time on 25 min just because he’s manicly speed clearing it because he’ll get kicked if they have 26min clearing time.

Painbow.6059:

The average run takes 25* minutes (for 50) in an experienced organised group with good synergy, a lot slower in less organised groups however (40-50 min and 45 ish+ for average pug).

again this guy with his 25 minutes on lvl 50.

I got banana and racoon yesterday, and monkey today. From opening 3 chests in a row.

I got 3 SAB minies yesterday from bl chests, made me happy and sad at the same time.

With weapons, it’s even more hilarious

Oh look, people are still discussing this

If you are bored come over i have tons of work that needs to be done around house. I have 2 cats it’ll be a blast.

I’m offended by turkey room in AC because i was attacked by turkey once. I cried and climbed on a cherry tree. She waited me at the bottom for 3 hours. I even tried to chase it off by throwing cherries at her but that just made her angrier. I cried some more. Then my mom came and saved me.

A net played a cruel joke on me placing that room there, they are really insensitive and i will consider pressing some charges.

Plane. Wrummmmm viuuuuuuu viuuuuuuu.

Am i making fun of anything here? Nop. Just making plane sounds. Now go to the park and slap all the kids making those sounds. And adults too. Maybe some elderly too just because. Make sure you report anybody ingame making those sounds.

I just dont understand why some people are persistant in ruining other people pvp match. i just don’t get it. This is not even reportable sadly.

You know…. i have been experiencing the same :S if i play it every single day i get mad headaches that won’t stop, it stops only if i skip a day, but return if i play it that day. I have been having a headache for 4 days now because i played gw2 for 4 days. I tried adjusting my settings, incresing/decresing by screen brightness, lowering/incresing my graphics, changing resolution and so on. Nothing helps so i’ll stay away from the game more from now on. I have no problem when playing other games for hours, but after an hour of gw2 since the patch, i get head pain. And yes i went to a doctor and i’m perfectly healthy, never wore glasses and i don’t need them, perfect vision and CT. Even blood analysis spotless.

Guess only way is playing the game less or none sigh.

Yall need talos

just happened. i’m blue, red is team mate covering for his mate, green is a person who stood there doing nothing with no weapons equipped saying nonsense on say.
still, with 1 player short it was a close call.

edit: the sorry warrior is as you can see, capping allready capped close, and has been doing that the whole game what to say

No prob man. If you’re on eu add me i’ll be more then happy to help if you have more questions

If you are casually lvling use power for some extra dmg but be warned of squishiness you can try to run vitality toughness for start just till you can adjust to your ele. You will be dodging a lot and making strategies how to kill something without being one hit KOed aka dodge and dodge and guess what even more dodges vitality and toughness will give you more space for mistakes but will take a toll on your dmG. You’ll be a dodge king if you decide to play ele.

for skills, i would suggest mist form and arcane shield for extra protection and escape, signet is your choice, and later on ice bow.

Staff is usually raw dmg, gives you less space for mistakes. While lvling use any gear you want it doesn’t matter. It will matter once you hit 80.

You die because you don’t dodge staff is great for killing something before it gets to you, use chill, cripple and immobilize, use yout gliphs of elementals for extra dmg and aggro transfering.

When i put my first pc together, nobody told me about special paste i should use and gasses i accidently inhaled (i never tought there would be gasses in there) and had headache for 4 days. Just go to some of your local tech stores and let them do it for a small fee after you buy the conponents you like from their store. They may even do it for free.

i’m so sorry op i had the same feeling when my whole party got dc out of third fractal on lvl 50

lich farts confirmed

Pvp is pretty nice way to obtain stones, if you have old transmutation stones use them you’ll get 1 charge per 3 stones.

Laraley.7695:

He didn’t ask for advices how to be a better player.

He asked why he’s constantly matched against premades.

i have a feeling he just sux at playing the class, because you have bigger chance to get a precursor off mystic forge then to get 19 premade matches out of 20.

1. Upon joining on map scan the area, there are few clever tactics for each map and you can take advantage on

2. ask your team who is going close if nobody says anything you go. If by any chance some poor lost soul from your party runs with you to close, let him have it so he feels important and run mid he’s probably so confus and wants points.

3. Upon capturing run to mid. Allways mid. 2 controlling points is all your team needs to win

4. Stay alive as long as possible, sometimes people take for granted staying alive vs raw dmg

5. If you are being 2,3 on 1, yell halp on team chat and spam the red dot, more dots more dots more dots…ok stop dots. stay alive untill somebody runs and saves you, or at least stay alive on point as long as possible.

6. Never ever fight off cap point. Ever. Glue yourself there and die as a man on the point

7. If you are being chased by 2-3 people on the map while running somewhere, make sure you exploit that stupidity and stawl them as long as possible while your team mates cap some sweet spots

8. when defending close, if there is your team member fighting someone, help him and leave for mid as soon as opponent is down and your mate can finish him easily. Don’t worry, you won’t see your shiny finisher but you’ll still get the credit.

9. Losing 9 out of 10 is pretty bad, you might consider changing classes

10. call dem targets, its easyer to kill if yall gang up on one poor soul

I think vistas sholud be perfectlly alligned in front of you as soon as you enter any map. So you can appreciate the animation you get and appreciate the hard work you put into getting to them.

This thread is a complete joke.

I didn’t have stroke and i still have no idea how to make a build i just copy off internet when i decide to switch weapons.

In 2 something years i have never experienced anything like op said. Not during pvp, wvw, pve dungions and open world or any aspect of this game. There is something called action and reaction, if you are provoker you’ll get your answer simple as that. Asking questions like : guise, is water wet?? on map chats will attract numerous trolls.

i have strange feeling that op giggles every time somebody mention genitals.

I don’t count my fractal runs but since i run since they came out, i did a lot of runs and can confirm it has been 4 months since i seen a skin as a reward, 2 months i’ve seen ascended weapon chest, and 3 weeks since ascended armor chest.

I look forward to poisoning doors and fearing balistas.

1st mistake: trying mystic toilet
2nd mistake: trying mystic toilet again

I bought mine off tp because rng hates me. Best was to obtain one is from tp. Saving gold and buying.

It’s all about rng. I know people who got 3-5 precursors off sw, world bosses, pvp, killing a moa and so on. In 2 something years i found out that mystic forge is a mistake and i have to buy everything off tp. That’s my 2c.

Ctrl+shift+h

15 elementalists

Queen will have to organize some mean dance off events with all the dancing she’ll have to watch

I have zerk ele as main and have no problem surviving in anything. Dungeons, lvl 50 fractals, pvp…. i have a warrior and it’s disturbing how bad am i At this class. I just find lack of condi clenses and mobility of the class disturbing.

basicly know where to stack and what to skip.

So you are saying somebody kicked you because you didn’t meet the requirements stated in lfg and then being all smart kitten when they confronted you, phew really, some people have the nerve…..

to short things out: you can do everything with your friends but wvw. To see them, party up with them then you’ll get the :join in blabla option when clicking on party member. and they all lived happily ever after.

Copy pasting my answer:
Sw farm, world boss tour, low lvl dungeons. Sell rare weapons, salvage everything else for mats and sell it, spend lauriels only for t6 bags, buy insignias with guild commendations. You can also “farm” linen if you have enough karma, buy low lvl light gloves, throw them into forge then salvage what you get. That’s all i can think of

it was so long ago that i can’t remember

Nop, i usually pop stoneskin when i firefields pile up all around me or use clensing fire to remove burning, i’m zerk so if i stay in fire longer then 2 sec i die, but in my case there was no fields what so ever, red or white, i got insta downed in 2 rounds, so as my other 2 party members, i have 90 ar so when agony hits i bearly even notice it, so agony didn’t do it. I was miles away from any kind of aoe. Maybe it’s just that one time bug idunno.

My combat log showed no dgm recived too.

Sw farm, world boss tour, low lvl dungeons. Sell rare weapons, salvage everything else for mats and sell it, spend lauriels only for t6 bags, buy insignias with guild commendations. You can also “farm” linen if you have enough karma, buy low lvl light gloves, throw them into forge then salvage what you get. That’s all i can think of.

I completed map 4 times and doing it for the fifth time now. When i can’t find one missing heart i google gw2 (map name) hearts. I open the picture and my ingame map and simply compare (alt tab) and within minutes i find it

Valento.9852:

My friend just bought the game and was invited, while I was not, but see if I care…

Rng hits again.

Guild missions is a series of…events. when you start them if you are a guild leader ofc you get randomized missions as i recall one of each: bounty hunt, guild puzzle, guild run and so on. If you complete the mission you get guild commendations, 50 silvers and rare or exotic loot. And influence.

If a guild mission time isn’t established, you should do it, but running the missions takes around 15 ppl willing to run it.

I once got phoenix armor skin for my birthday from my guild leader and my friend. He knows i’m a broke kitten all the time and spend gold on stupid things. Which reminds me i have to buy him something.

Back in the day when fractals were at the beginning, i accidently found a nice group of people and every night we did fractals. We were all from different countries but still had fun on skype every run. We weren’t perfect party, so i remember as last fractal was getting closer we traded blues and green armor among ourselves so we don’t run naked. Every time because we sucked. I still play with one of them we became friends and he’s halarious