Guild Wars 2

LilMcGinley.3890:

Niim.9260:

If any guild is good enough, you don’t need to spy on the enemy or mess with their commands in voice chat.

Take your forum warriors and actually prove something on the battlefield.

Niim 1v30 Agg yesterday. I saw it myself.

I love this forum.

ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboy

AndrewSX.3794:

-wasn’t culling a client-side thing?

No, culling has always been a server-side mechanism.

WyldKat.4712:

Ya know, half the time I’ve been alone and openly approached 10+ people (Mags or DB) busy attacking something and waved or cheered at them to get their attention, they’ve been pretty cool about it.

They were probably unsure of how to attack a walking caesar salad ( ^-^)=b

Now this is what I’m talkin’ about!

/popcorn omnomnomnom

Achilles.2197:

Meanwhile, to the ones who kept saying we were T2 and TC would take our spot in T1, thank you. We’re currently taking first place in T1 so we get lots of cookies

Where is Neil deGrasse Tyson when you need him?

I miss JQ. This week’s thread is not nearly as entertaining.

ParaldaWind.4523:

Is [Yumm] delusional..?

Nah, 5 of them definitely wiped 10 AoN. Totally believable!

eithinan.9841:

Vi Au.8341:

wow only 2 pages? !? we are really slacking on our pvf mag!! step it up!!

Both Mags and Db put in a heroic effort stomping the JQ forum warriors last week. I think everyone is tired.

Legends may sleep, but they never die.

Boonprot.6274:

Naytron.7831:

Hey guys! If you’re a member/leader of The Shadow Legion [TSL], Seraphim Martyrs [BURN], Rethesis [RE], Myrmidon Elite [ME], or Zero Negative [ZN], I’ve sent a challenge to you guys for a GvG in gw2gvg.com! Please contact Nateralus/Slaughtis Ironwar or W Rod if you want to reschedule the time.

For anyone else that wants to challenge Night Shift [NS] into a GvG, please do so in http://www.gw2gvg.com/ and we’ll be looking forward to it! Let’s have some fun! (:

ugh, what a beautiful post. Trying to get GvGs out of JQ was like pulling teeth. I think PYRO got the only GvG that was offered that entire matchup. “T1 tactics,” y’all.

AoN got a GvG from JQ…but it was also against DA =P

gg all other JQ guilds

MrSilver.5269:

I guess it is time to invest in bigger bags for my alts.

I missed the TC trolls. Welcome back!

GuardianOMS.8067:

VOLKON.1290:

What the heck is PvF?

No wonder JQ is losing.

I lol’d

Seigfried.5938:

If you mean their mission was to make the most interesting matchup thread

FA/JQ/Mag: 15078 views, 1345 replies
SoR/TC/BG: 14834 views, 632 replies

Same number of views, twice the replies. Successful mission is successful.

Final match-up PvF score:

Maguuma: 200,000
Dragonbrand: 175,000
Fort Aspenwood: 150,000
Jade Quarry: 13,000

Aeolus.3615:

the only problem i found with thief is their stealth finish that dont get KB, if they dont have stability on, they should be knockbacked.

Stealth does not provide invulnerability to knockback…

Imalight.6124:

Xirin.8593:

Yeah, Tsarazi is a terrible player, like all Maguumans.

#magbadnoswagsomanybags

Nononono, nowhere in my post have I implied that Mag or Tarzan is bad player. Please do not change the meaning of my post. If it was a mistake in my wording, please advise on how to correct the issue. Thank you!

Didn’t need to imply! Facts are facts. All Mag are awful. I’m the worst on the server!

#keyboardturning4life

Yeah, Tsarazi is a terrible player, like all Maguumans.

#magbadnoswagsomanybags

PoweredByRice.3517:

#MagSwag needs to come up with new trolling material. Im getting bored reading about GvG, JQQ, no skills, T2. You guys have been spewing the same crap for 21 pages now. Thanks.

PPT! Score! Points! Ranking! Tier 1! Scoreboard!

Benjamin.6235:

Diehard.1432:

So let me get this straight, we beat you maguuman with our superior numbers( and we acknowledged that too), and then for some reason you all got kitten for getting rolled over by our zergs, you came here crying about it on the forum and at the same time you bragged on how good your individual PvP skills are; of which we don’t care about? QQ much?

wat

Maybe you’re just slow.

Diehard.1432:

Xirin.8593:

Diehard.1432:

Xirin.8593:

Diehard.1432:

how good your individual PvP skills are; of which we don’t care about?

Only in GW2 would PvP players not care about their PvP skills.

Maybe you are slow but what I mean is I don’t care how good YOU are to the point when you had to boast it here.

Maybe you are slow, but the “goodness” is being used as a comparative metric between servers.

That’s subjective, isn’t it? Unlike sPvP, coverage matters more in WvW. The scorepoint is evident. Your ‘goodness’ won’t help win this match.

Thank you for showing the accuracy of my original response.

Bad players defend their bad playing.

1/10

GuardianOMS.8067:

Robot Chocken.7012:

GuardianOMS.8067:

Robot Chocken.7012:

GuardianOMS.8067:

Robot Chocken.7012:

wads.5730:

i like how JQ has people crying about the size of BG and SOR zergs when all 3 servers probably have queued up maps.

Both of them have more numbers and coverage than we do. They would tell you that lol.

But how are they winning? I thought JQ had superior tactics?

Well our tactics seemed to do great against your server now didn’t they?

A server that you have more numbers and coverage than.

ooooooooooooooooooh! I get it! The “tactics” are simply just having more numbers and coverage then the server you’re facing! I’ve seen the light! Discussion over!

Last I checked your server was full and ours is not. TC actually has more coverage in NA than JQ. You also run in bigger zergs than we do on all maps.

Last time I checked Maguuma was not full. And days ago when I guested, JQ was full. It fluctuates, everyone knows that. And seriously? Do you really think the server population means anything for WvW coverage? You should try that argument with the lower tiers.

I think he thinks you’re TC.

Current PvF ppt:

Maguuma: 450
Fort Aspenwood: 240
Jade Quarry: 5

DanH.5879:

asura for a smaller hit box

Stop posting in this forum, please.

dani.1956:

PISTOL BUFF ? YOU NOOB PISTOL UNLOAD HITS FOR 8k ON 3k+ ARMOR AND YOU WANT BUFF ? GTFO NOOB !!!

Wow, people really make posts like this? I thought it was just an Internet legend.

Ardor.4698:

We are not even on the same page…

Well, that goes without saying. If you didn’t understand his post, it’s probably best to not write a response.

LilMcGinley.3890:

Niim.9260:

When you cant find fights that fit your size the easiest solution is to disperse to multiple parts that work for what you are fighting.

Doesn’t work when the instant you see any Red they run into a tower/keep.

Your response doesn’t make sense with respect to what Niim said, but keep trolling I guess.

styx.7294:

Fuzzion.2504:

Xirin.8593:

Am I the only person excited for permanent finishers? =/

As long as i can do a fatality like in mortal kombat, im excited!

Haha, I’m actually excited about it too. I miss the snowman finishers.

I’m partial to the Gift finishers. That whiiirrrr bzzzz noise was hilarious. Snowman was great too…the animation was very well done.

Relevant xkcd comic:

Crawford.4135:

1st:
Daggers ignore all armor (test you’ll see — not many players realize this, not even the developers realize)

Successful troll is successful.

That quote is magnificent.

Your signature is like a reading comprehension test. I love watching these randoms fail the test.

Handin.4032:

Xirin.8593:

Yaro.3251:

Xirin.8593:

Yaro.3251:

VOLKON.1290:

(You of course know what happens when two positive charges get too close…)

No, what?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_fusion

Flawed analogy tbh, if that was it. “Two positive charges getting too close”, is quite different from “two or more atomic nuclei collide at very high speed and join to form a new type of atomic nucleus”.

No, it isn’t different. I don’t think you understand:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strong_interaction

As a physicist, this made me die a little inside…

I’m not a professional physicist. I’ve completed 1st/2nd year undergrad physics and I still enjoy physics today, so I’d like to think I have a decent understanding.

Feel free to correct me. I am always open to learning. Your response doesn’t help much, though.

3 people failed to take down a Necro and some camp NPCs?

wat

style.6173:

There will also be a new map! This will allow for two supply depots that are in AC range of each other. The first team to wipe the other wins!

Reminds me of the AWP maps in Counter Strike.

VOLKON.1290:

I was thinking more along the lines that they repel each other. Think of the fun you could have with that… “Hey buddy… aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh……” (Imagine the two flying away from each other at notable speeds…)

Oh, I took it to the extreme I guess the thought of a perma-SAB finisher has me thinking about nuclear explosions.

Yaro.3251

Most probably I don’t understand. Particularly what I do not understand is how two positively charged guardians colliding at human running speed would produce anything other than “Oh, pardon me!”. Well, maybe a fart at best.

If one Guardian is Norn and the other is Asura, the results are probably not “positive.” Get it? nyuk nyuk nyuk

Yaro.3251:

Xirin.8593:

Yaro.3251:

VOLKON.1290:

(You of course know what happens when two positive charges get too close…)

No, what?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_fusion

Flawed analogy tbh, if that was it. “Two positive charges getting too close”, is quite different from “two or more atomic nuclei collide at very high speed and join to form a new type of atomic nucleus”.

No, it isn’t different. I don’t think you understand:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strong_interaction

Yaro.3251:

VOLKON.1290:

(You of course know what happens when two positive charges get too close…)

No, what?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_fusion

Am I the only person excited for permanent finishers? =/

~!~ Magrubma~!~

Chris.3290:

Also…holy crap, is Maguuma unofficially the under 18 server or something?

<3 <3 17 / f / Cali <3 <3

Nuka Cola.8520:

Berengar.6951:

Because you changed maps. It takes like 2 minutes to get 25 stacks, not a huge deal.

Or are you not running double stack weapons :O

what do you mean double stack weapons, two weps with bloodlust on each? no i don’t.

Give it a shot. It will change your life.

Phedre Scion.1520:

Becka Williams.4978:

Getting kind of sick of spending 50 minutes sieging a place, being inside the circle when it goes off, and not getting credit for the capture. This is like the fourth time this week, and it’s getting old.

I have now started asking if people will hold up a few seconds so I can join them. Doesn’t work a lot but a few times it has. Maybe commanders will ask people to hold?

I think he’s referring to the bug that happens a lot at East Keep and NW Camp. You can kill 9001 guards, stomp a few defenders, tag everything in the Lord’s room, and sit right in the center of the circle…and still not get event capture credit.

I’ve had it happen at almost every objective, but happens more frequently at EK and NW camp.

Spiteful prophecy.7130:

Are these exploits?

No.

Spiteful prophecy.7130:

Are they Meant to be in the game?

Yes, until the time that the functionality is removed by ANet.

xGokuVegetax: “hey where is the zerg at?”
Silly Pancake: “do we have a zerg on this map?”
Ilikebutts: “any karma train going on?”

robocafaz.9017:

We’re not putting on a show for kicks and jimmies, we really are internet gangsters!

Hopped up out the bed, turned my magswag on

eithinan.9841:

Update from T1: Zergs on the battlefield, zergs on the forums, zergs everywhere. Look at the post count on the bg,sor,db thread(but don’t bother reading it). Very little of it is DB and all of it is boring minutia. Bleech

Glad to hear the Tier of Tears hasn’t changed one bit.

Say hi to covenn for me.

Aether McLoud.1975:

ITT: A thief whining about a victim that got away.

Pretty sure the OP is an Elementalist.

In fact, a quick 10 second check of their post history would have showed you they have QQ’d recently about Thieves.

Is there an initiative against writing coherent posts on this forum?