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Least played class in tpvp?

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Well considering i play with an ele, mesmer, wqrrqir, ranger, and engi (that being me) pretty much everytime i play this game I have to say i don’t see many gaurds.

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LADDER incommin!

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I am more of a stepping stool kinda guy

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Things I'd rather do than play Skyhammer

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I would rather watch every recent miley cyrus music video.

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Active Traits versus Passive Traits

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Bump because the Devs need to read.

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State of the Warrior (Discussion)

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Pin down is my only problem. The animation isn’t clear enough and its projectile speed is to fast making it impossible to dodge if you aren’t at max range. If they make it slower and clearer animation and reduce the bleeding damage it would be a lot more balanced

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Active Traits versus Passive Traits

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It looks like its about the game as a whole… and this swiftpaw troll is only here because she wants to troll any thread that talks about passive kitten

and you completely enticed him.

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Active Traits versus Passive Traits

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Stop derailing the thread! This isn’t about any class other then ele since it is being used as the sample. Stop the qq and please be constructive and pray with me that Anet sees this.

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Active Traits versus Passive Traits

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Oh god, this kitten again..

It has nothing to do with class balance. It is just strictly about traits. This is somthing that anet should read and NEEDS to READ

Yeh, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone discuss active vs passive play at all.

Then if you have nothing to contribute why post?

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tPvP matchmaking is broken

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The leaderboards mean everything. They decide who ques with who. If youre in a percentile, you get qued with people that dont care or dont know what they are doing and you’ll find it extremely difficult to make it up to the point where you can play with players that know what they are doing. Basically if youre ranked low, you have little fun.

This isnt true at all lol. Have you seen how matchmaking works?

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Active Traits versus Passive Traits

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Oh god, this kitten again..

It has nothing to do with class balance. It is just strictly about traits. This is somthing that anet should read and NEEDS to READ

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Active Traits versus Passive Traits

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I highly suggest everyone reads it. Lordearle is highly intelligent and is one of the best eles in this game. I can completely 100% vouch for him and many others can too.

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Is this a bug or intended?

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I hope its intended. This is how i am beating most wqrrqirs these days.

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4v5 keeps me losing hard. hotfixes soon? pics

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4v5s make me soft.

ITs okay we are allowed to talk about gayporn on the forums we proved it in a thread already. So call me maybe?

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tPvP matchmaking is broken

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The leaderboards do not mean kitten at all lol. But yes those are all good players.

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4v5 keeps me losing hard. hotfixes soon? pics

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4v5s make me hard.

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The worst teammates ever

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Turns out we can talk about gayporn…… cool?

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Guild Wars 2 Good Duels- Hard Specs Duel

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I refuse to duel those types of thieves. The attack once then stealth and regen and remove condis while being completely invisible. Those duels are long and boring and not fun at all.

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October Update will be a big improvement!

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I have windows 8 right now. I hate it. ITs so kittenign confusing!!! Why can’t they have everything on the home screen! Why did they make it all blocky and it goes to different menus and screens ugh.

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Reason Why I don't Spvp

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I hate to say it but, you will need to find another reason to play sPvP to play sPvP.

The community has degraded a lot since release, for reasons I can only speculate but nonetheless I have also found more rudeness in general.

But to be clear, you need to find some other reason to play sPvP because the community will not be supportive of you. You have to find a reason to play that is independent of this fact. Here are some examples:

a. Determination to improve your skill as a player
b. The need to compete
c. Close friends that would like you to join them in sPvP

I wouldn’t include ‘fun’ under that list because it’s not fun to get smothered by better players while they rage at you. It’s only fun after you put the effort in to improve.

@Derps
Bro, there are a lot more reasons to quit sPvP. The community however is the biggest gate to newer players, and your silly kitten isn’t helping. Stop with the hate and get with the helping.<3

Anyone else find it funny that you name is happinessfactor? What i am just saying if he keeps on being called bad he might be bad? If he accepts hes bad he can do like an 80s montage of him getting better and i think we all want that.

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The Usual Complaint

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Yea the solo que rating is completely unforgiving, you lose to the wrong person who was randomly shuffled into a vVv sync’d group and you can fall like 100 spaces in one go.

4v5s are brutal and plentiful, but that’s expected because it’s solo que. If you don’t like it que with a full team.

Just forget about it, enjoy the good fights and if anyone ever tries to brag about their solo que ranking just know that they’re probably a wvwvwer or something.

Hey Mr.92% get on my 91% level.

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PVE Alerts in PVP

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Who the kitten is scarlet and why does she just go around attacking everything. She sounds like a complete kitten.

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Spvp QoL, Monetization, Barrier of entry

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But the thing is no one wants to spend money on a game that has well honestly kittenty pvp. If they make pvp more fun to play the people would gladly spend money.

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Lets all chip in and Buy NCsoft

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What happened to that kickstarter to buy pvp devs thread? I thought that was a good plan! I’ll match your 20.

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Asura / Spell Clutter Fix Proposal

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Just spam aoe faster you will eventually hit them.

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The worst teammates ever

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Worst teammate ever? This bot during tPvP.

Spammed about a gay dating site the whole match. He spammed team and map chat, and then whisper spammed me.

We still won though, so I wasn’t too mad…. until I got him again on my team in the next match..

hotgaylist.com I heard their motto is Come on guys join today!

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Profession changes for this patch?

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I just checked the update tag and their was nothing on changes to the professions. Anyone have a link? OR did Anet lie about their being balance changes?

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Infiltrator Strike : A balance blunder

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What will be the next thief skill you guys want to see get nerfed into oblivion after IS is beyond crap? I’m curious.

just shut the kitten up lol. Stop kittening overreacting the skill is op and need a slight bump in initiative needs to stop ignoring line of sight. This way you have to use it wisely and actually keep track of your initiative.

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Regarding Ele's Performance at MLG

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S/D, close thread.

Yes, definitely a great burst 1v1, loving it but, if you watch the video i assure you will se inherent problem it faces, and the same problem that warranted a complete buffs to warriors

With s/d in team fights its best to stay really far back and when people group lighting flash in do the earth 4 blink combo burst then detarget and ride the lightning out asap.

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Infiltrator Strike : A balance blunder

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cost 3 or 4? what a joke. that would mean it would cost 7 init to tele there and back… They should just make it so you have to be in range and maybe decrease the range a bit. The damage and evades are not even CLOSE to OP. Why do people complain about this with all the other OP kitten in this game? its saddening.

1.ignores Line of sight in spots,
2. ignores the Z axis
3. has no cool down,
4. no counter play
5. Pretty much spamable
6. removes a condi,
7. causes immobilize,
8. can be used to completely negate stuns ( not stun break but you can give enough distance to stop stuns)
9. Low cost initiative
10. The opposing player has no idea where the port back spot is.
11. Other classes have to waste utility slots with 30+ second cds to have this mobility.

Your right sounds completely balanced and fair. Booo whoooooooo poor thieves always getting picked on.

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Worst thing that's been said to you in PvP!

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This thread is going places

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Guild wars 2, officially an esport?

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Games will become esports when they community makes them esports. This game will not be a legit esport until all the countless pvp issues are fixed.

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Infiltrator Strike : A balance blunder

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Its the most op skill in the game
1.ignores Line of sight in spots,
2. ignores the Z axis
3. has no cool down,
4. no counter play
5. Pretty much spamable
6. removes a condi,
7. causes immobilize,
8. can be used to completely negate stuns ( not stun break but you can give enough distance to stop stuns)
9. Low cost initiative
10. The opposing player has no idea where the port back spot is.
11. Other classes have to waste utility slots with 30+ second cds to have this mobility.

This skill is the reason why we don’t see eles anymore. Also the mesmer staff port skill needs a nerf also.

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Offense vs. punishment, risk vs. reward

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For all those struggling with this concept.

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So Anet, what do you plan to tone down?

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hmm all i got from Allie’s answer was

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Engineer Bunkers Need NERF NOW!!!

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Leave engineers alone they already suffered enough through college.

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Regarding Ele's Performance at MLG

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/15 kisses all ovah your sexy body

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Sequel

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The book was better.

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When can we expect better matchmaking ?

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I figured I would start talking in pictures because they were worth about 1000 words but these days i would be surprised if people knew 1000 words. So about 100 words seems right.

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Spvp is only profanity.

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Dont Worry OP its on its way can you hold out for 3 more minuets?

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Getting rid of the cheese!

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The best way to get rid of cheese is with

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Blowing in the wind

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Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some Afternoon Delight
My motto’s always been “When it’s right, it’s right.”
Why wait until the middle of a cold, dark night?

When everything’s a little clearer in the light of day?
And we know the night is always gonna be here anyway?

Thinkin of you’s working up my appetite
Lookin’ forward to a little Afternoon Delight
Rubbin’ sticks and stones together make the sparks ignite
And the thought of lovin’ you is getting so exciting

Skyrockets in flight!
Afternoon Delight!
Afternoon Delight!
Afternoon Delight!

Started out this morning feeling so polite,
I always thought a fish could not be caught that didn’t bite.
But you got some bait a-waiting and I think I might
Like nibblin’ a little Afternoon Delight

Skyrockets in flight!
Afternoon Delight!
Afternoon Delight!
Afternoon Delight!

Be waiting for me, baby, when I come around.
We can make a lot of lovin’ ’fore the sun goes down

Thinkin’ of you’s workin’ up a’ appetite
Lookin’ forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin’ sticks and stones together make the sparks ignite
And the thought of lovin’ you is getting so exciting

Skyrockets in flight!
Afternoon Delight!
Afternoon Delight!
Afternoon Delight!

Afternoon Delight!

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MLG team comps?

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I want to know how many viewers their were. I need a good laugh.

1.5k, but it was probably the best gw2 tournament so far, both in match quality (except for dc’s) and match breaks.

And out of those 1.5k how many could follow what was happening and how many were actually players and not AI. (the last part was a joke)

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Are Anet aware that solo q is broken?

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Another thing. Solo queue has no reason to be taken seriously. I go into solo queue to test build because if i go into hot join ill die of cancer. Maybe have some special rewards for being high on leaderboards. I mean after all the pvp progression in this game is hey i look cool! It doesn’t take a kittening genius to give incentive to play. Hmm special cool gear for those in the top 100 then cooler gear for those in the top 50 then the coolest gear for the top 10? That makes leaderboards actually mean something! Because currently when someone says they are high up on the leaderboards how many of you give a kitten? But in order to implement this it would actually mean anet has to care about this game and its pvp community so lets ask the MAGIC ARENA NET 8 BALL OF GW2 and the answer is!!!!! Vague and promising but means never gunna happen.

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MLG team comps?

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I want to know how many viewers their were. I need a good laugh.

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PvP's unintentional game mode

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In 15 v 15 their is no winner. Everyone ends up dieing from seizures due to the particle effects.

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How to build a Thief-killer?

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Depends on the thief. Sword pistol / dagger pistol thieves will generaly beat wqrrqirs but wqrriqrs will beat sword dagger thieves. But may god have mercy on your soul when you fight a good p/d p/d thief. A p/d p/d thief that is good will never lose a 1v1.

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Elementalist: Not MLG worthy

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s/d fresh air ele is still the best burst in the game. When thieves are nerfed you will start to see lazor burst eles.

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List of things which need fixing

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I don’t ussaually post in these forums but you make me lawl so hard that I took off on my lolerskates I’m only gonna slap a couple of your points down

@2 if you can’t kill an engy at 25% health u need to learn to manage CDs

@11 sig of spite shows a big yellow circle above necro head before goes off l2 dodge

@18 learn to aoe

@14 buy better connect or get off of your neighbors wifi

Your lack of knowledge is frightening.
2: Passive traits that carry a player and totally negate a source of damage is absurd. @11: You really are able to dodge this spell with all that clutter? I don't know anyone who can do this. @18: Mass Invis is still a mechanic that shouldn't exist in any serious PvP environment. There is absolutely no counter to it, if it's placed well enough. *14: Everyone allrdy knows that the servers of arena-net/nc-soft whatever, are pretty bad and produce after every patch heavy lags.*

I have my own, dedicated, internet (which I personally pay for). I have my router and firewalls optimized for Guild Wars 2. My IP takes priority over all other IPs and GW2 takes priority over all download protocols. I hardly, if ever, have lag.

  1. is 100% and entirely your problem. Don’t put your own lack of decent internet on Arena.net.

Not going to comment on the balance issues, I’m not experienced enough for that. But the internet thing I had to respond to.

Pst its actually not. The lag currently is caused by their servers or possibly the new wvw map not being coded right. You will at times get extremely bad lag spikes for no reason. About 95% of the player base is experiencing this.

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The Most OP skill

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What do you believe is the most unbalanced skill in the game. SINCE THIS IS ABOUT OPINIONS THAT MEANS NO ONE CAN BE WRONG. So if you disagree thats fine do not reply back saying you disagree.

Post the skill
talk about it
Explain why you think its OP
Ways to fix.

-My choice would have to be Thief sword 2.
-http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Infiltrator%27s_Strike
-Insane mobility for little cost. Can be used to port through walls, up terrain, has an immobilize, cures a condi, no cd, low initiative cost.
-Can be used to stop stuns. You port away but are still stunned but it doesnt matter because you are away from the target that stunned you
-This ability is insane mobility and ignores LoS in some spots. Other classes have to wast utility slots and skills with cds for the this kind of mobility. While its built into the thief weapon set and doesnt have a cool down and costs very little initiative.
-Increase initiative cost by 2. Make it abide by LoS rules. Remove the cures one condi.

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Skyhammer still online in solo TPvP?!?(Rage)

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I still hate skyhammer a lot but in all honesty i don’t care. Its solo queue. Say i am in the top 50 solo queue is like being the smartest kid in the stupid kids class. You get no rewards for solo queue, the leader boards are a joke so honestly why do you care if you get this map. Its not like it matters anymore.

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