Guild Wars 2

Player Character.9467:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

Also, this Ebi guy has a lot of persistence.

Baddies gonna bad.

Ah the truth comes out. Sweet baby jesus.

Ebi.8561:

Jokes on you guys, i was watching brazil live stream and constantly brag about how he duo’s paths. This is just a parody

Joke’s on you because you think the joke’s on someone else.

Obtena.7952:

Ignore that nonsense. You are your own player and you do have options.

Be a strong independent guardian woman who don’t need no man!

Usually I get this excuse: ’I’m an anchor guardian. I provide good support by holding agro on all the mobs with AH keeping me up!’

This was better.

Mikau.6920:

swiftpaw.6397:

You really don’t need AH. If you really want to retain support, run Pure of Voice.

AH isn’t for support, AH is for sustain.

Oh god.

Dub.1273:

Mikau.6920:

You can go (for AH) 0/0/30/30/10, 15/0/30/20/5 or 0/15/30/20/5, full zerker GS (or something else) / Staff. This works fine to me, I rarely get downed and I have an insane DPS.

You have kitten dps.

I wanted to be blunt as well but then I was like F**k it nobody listens.

You really don’t need AH. If you really want to retain support, run Pure of Voice.

Awesome. I get to fight side by side with my cleric’s and pvt geared comrades to fight an upscaled HP sponge for epic lootz. We can all stand around bleary eyed after and wonder why it took so long to kill

Bright.9160:

Don’t want to do dungeons? You don’t deserve the rewards.

/endthread

But Briiiiiiiight. I want to be self entitled

TheKillerAngel.3596:

spoj.9672:

We dont do constructive threads in this subforum. Please move along.

Get it.

Q_________________________Q

Do you want me to make a TAFU thread?

It’s the only thread the devs are likely to respond to right?

Dolan.3071:

Was not ready for that, not here of all places, I’ll have to be more careful….
._.

I’m so confused now T_T

Broadicea.8294:

haviz.1340:

Isn’t this how you get your carrot, I mean ascended gear? Spam 1 during “world” events.

detecting lots of upset feelings about ascended gear, haviz.

You have an emoticon 3000 as well? Me too! That thing picks up feels from 10 posts away, it’s awesome.

I’m feeling like screenshotting this thread. Who know what will happen to it a couple weeks in with no fix XD

Ebi.8561:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

Ebi.8561:

The path was easily completed, and i asked you if it was possible, this whole thread is obviously a joke, and it’s not a “troll” because that is such a stupid word that doesn’t even begin to describe a joke so thanks tho

No one is laughing though. We just feel sorry for you. That’s not a joke, not when no one laughs.

You’re not very intelligent are you, you see 5-6 people commenting on this not laughing and assume it’s no one, when in-fact you’re all a bunch of try hards?
I’ve been laughing about this whole thread with my guild since it came up, don’t assume things you know nothing about kid ^^

I am detecting strong indications of anger. Gotta keep that in check if this is a ’joke thread. Name-calling.. tsk tsk. Not impressed my friend. Not impressed.

I am placing a tick in one of the boxes of my elitist circlezerk inadmissibility list and shaking my head. It’s the casual box

Ebi.8561:

The path was easily completed, and i asked you if it was possible, this whole thread is obviously a joke, and it’s not a “troll” because that is such a stupid word that doesn’t even begin to describe a joke so thanks tho

I don’t believe you.

I like hotjoin. I dont have to rely on the fools in solo matches this way and I don’t need to be competitive if I don’t feel like it. I can just run around and f**k with people.. Especially on that skyhammer map everyone’s spilling tears over.

ilr.9675:

Stx.4857:

If what you mean is that Anet just doesnt care, then I guess I understand.

heh, understatement of the year

roflmao. Oh god, Post of the night.

Dolan.3071:

Warrior with two sigils of Earth.

Don’t forget dual wielding swords!

colesy.8490:

Wait, people actually want to become part of our “elitist” circlejerk?

I thought we were meant to be scum of the earth kept at bay by the guardians of the play how you want?

It’s too late, they’re not allowed in now. The council of Elitist scumbags has come to unanimous decision.

SundayTrash.9562:

Nike Porphyrogenita.8137:

If you can do it solo without exploits I’ll buy 4 slots. Oh and you have to transfer to NA.

I am in NA, and no I will only solo the spider tree for you.

No deal.

Watch out we got a bad kitten over here.

Shiren.9532:

swiftpaw.6397:

Shiren.9532:

colesy.8490:

“Being efficient shouldn’t be viable!”

Whatever.

It’s not efficient, it’s cheesing the content. You literally stand there and spam auto attack.

oooh, so like open world content.

Technically open world group content requires more effort than a lot of line of sight strategies. It’s a lot of work making sure you tag as many mobs as possible.

I don’t understand your point, are you saying that open world content is auto-attack easy or are you saying that dungeon content should be auto-attack easy because open world content is?

I’m saying almost everything in this game is a joke. Let’s not make exceptions.

amhill.9640:

I wonder how fast it would have been fixed if the price were cut in half instead of doubled.

<- SAD PANDA

Truth.

Shiren.9532:

colesy.8490:

“Being efficient shouldn’t be viable!”

Whatever.

It’s not efficient, it’s cheesing the content. You literally stand there and spam auto attack.

oooh, so like open world content.

face and palm, reunited.

Xeph.4513:

I also have the deepest respect for both Jonthan Sharp and Jon Peters, I have had the pleasure of speaking to both, and I can assure you guys they love this game, and they love the community, sadly their hands are tied and I am sure if they were given the resources, there would be no better e-sport out there.

Truth. Don’t hate the devs. Hate Ncsoft.

If you are good, yes. If you are bad, no.

Really pretty disgraceful that this has not been fixed yet. There should at least be a warning if you are having trouble getting a fix out on this. As we speak people are losing their money and people are anxious to find out if they will even be refunded.

You know what the devs do when people complain in the dungeon forums? Leave it to rot for a month or so than post some vague and brief little morsel of a comment response.. Then they leave it to rot again. It’s the cycle of life over there. Consider yourselves lucky in the pvp forums.

Dirame.8521:

MonMalthias.4763:

• Number 1: is that the updates are insanely slow for PvP, while for PvE they’re obviously very very frequent, quick, of very high quality.

Funny, some PvEers will disagree with the “high quality” part of that statement.

There’s no quality. It’s the same crap over and over and the casuals still keep flocking to it and dropping their $$$ in the cash shop. I can’t even be angry with NCsoft anymore, I’m angry with the customers for buying into it repeatedly.

Ya’all are too silly to attack the spirits anyway. Doesn’t affect me at all

……………../sigh.

Wukunlin.8461:

I’m now going to make a build called “Elephant necro”

Yesssss!

Wukunlin.8461:

but you can swim with lead weights on? just need some muscles. Oh wait, muscles = easy mode, my bad.

ok I’ll change it to elephants or something >_>

What do you mean you can swim? No one can swim, and how dare you show me how to. What if I wanna swim with elephants strapped on? You’re just a filthy elitist who talks kitten, you cant do it! Show me you swimming with elephants strapped on to your body or I will continue to say swimming in general is impossible!

/Thread logic.

Will there be any refund? I just threw away a lot of hard earned money…

I’m still poor :/

lunyboy.8672:

Did this path the other night with some guildies. It is quite broken, and I noticed that the elitists are out in full force trolling instead of actually helping someone with real advice.

GG guys.

No problem my friend.

Also, do you know when you say the same thing multiple times to people but get ignored repeatedly? People have posted countless videos of this path being completed, showing how it’s done, but the complainers all ignore it because it’s outside their little ‘I play how I want’ box of dreams and rainbows.

The Mexican Cookie.3690:

Ezat.1548:

What about other classes like rangers engineers necros thieves with different builds?

Engineers and Rangers both have access to reflects. Necro…. well. ANet needs to have a serious look at what utility Necros have access to.

Oh oh! I know!

….

…

FEAR!

Nialiss.6459:

swiftpaw.6397:

My favorite is cleric’s gear. Because then I feel like I’m helping my team when I’m not.

Lol. +1

>Pic sort of related.

I actually have this gif saved on my desktop but I could never get it to upload properly when I wanted to use it T_T. One of my faves XD

Harrahou.4518:

swiftpaw.6397:

My favorite is cleric’s gear. Because then I feel like I’m helping my team when I’m not.

I dont even think clerics gear helps a player…

placebo effect is very valuable in this game.

Nice to see all these detailed responses in the pvp forums. Maybe one day the devs will care about the dungeon forums again.. although dungeons aren’t going to become an e-sport or turn into temporary content cash shops for casuals

My favorite is cleric’s gear. Because then I feel like I’m helping my team when I’m not.

Bright.9160:

Wetpaw.3487:

-irrelevant-

So, Wethospu and Swiftpaw, you guys wanna tell us something? Dat name… You guys been doing the dirty? Some NA/EU meddling right there.

roflmao. What can I say, I wanted to make a hybrid scumbag elitist so leet that a casual literally just throws up as soon as he sees him.

colesy.8490:

condi build + clown car = gg

The mistfire wolf makes up for it.

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

swiftpaw.6397:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

swiftpaw.6397:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

swiftpaw.6397:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

Yeah, but you are a bad player using a bad build. That makes you bad even if you want to play how you are playing. My build makes me good, and it’s proof that Celestial gear is the best in the game. The AH heal and DPS is massive, not to mention I have more Toughness and Vitality so I hold perfect aggro.

L2P and get it

Wateva wateva I play how I want.

Yeah, but it’s wrong.

It’s right because it’s my playstyle.

And your playstyle isn’t mine, so it’s wrong.

And your playstyle is not my playstyle and therefore is wrong because I play how I want and I know I’m the very best, the best there ever was.

I have video evidence proving that I am the best. You only have your fairytales.

http://youtu.be/owEGuQInuWs

Proof I am the best.

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

swiftpaw.6397:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

swiftpaw.6397:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

Yeah, but you are a bad player using a bad build. That makes you bad even if you want to play how you are playing. My build makes me good, and it’s proof that Celestial gear is the best in the game. The AH heal and DPS is massive, not to mention I have more Toughness and Vitality so I hold perfect aggro.

L2P and get it

Wateva wateva I play how I want.

Yeah, but it’s wrong.

It’s right because it’s my playstyle.

And your playstyle isn’t mine, so it’s wrong.

And your playstyle is not my playstyle and therefore is wrong because I play how I want and I know I’m the very best, the best there ever was.

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

swiftpaw.6397:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

Yeah, but you are a bad player using a bad build. That makes you bad even if you want to play how you are playing. My build makes me good, and it’s proof that Celestial gear is the best in the game. The AH heal and DPS is massive, not to mention I have more Toughness and Vitality so I hold perfect aggro.

L2P and get it

Wateva wateva I play how I want.

Yeah, but it’s wrong.

It’s right because it’s my playstyle.

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

Yeah, but you are a bad player using a bad build. That makes you bad even if you want to play how you are playing. My build makes me good, and it’s proof that Celestial gear is the best in the game. The AH heal and DPS is massive, not to mention I have more Toughness and Vitality so I hold perfect aggro.

L2P and get it

Wateva wateva I play how I want.

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

swiftpaw.6397:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

I actually use a hybrid build in dungeons now. AH with all Celestial gear for great survivability and even greater DPS. Even if it has less Power it has more Crit damage so you deal more damage overall. I bet that’s something you guys didn’t think about.

I started running this also, but I put pirate runes on it for some awesome magic find and a bird summon which does amazing DPS. I also run with a mistfire wolf and all spirit weapons, it’s like a dungeon runner’s version of the ultimate petting zoo. I literally carry my team.

Magic Find is leeching. I at least contribute high DPS, higher than any Berserker build. The extra crit damage is huge.

Ah but you see Brazil, it is all about my playstyle. My runs are still going to go smoother than yours because I’m an amazing player. So good in fact that I dont need zerker gear or builds to carry me, and can in fact reward myself with magic find gear, which I really should do, being a team carrier.

colesy.8490:

Shame your pirate runes aren’t going to give magic find anymore tomorrow, leechpaw leechclaw ;p

I am Carrypaw Casualclaw thankyou very much.