Guild Wars 2

Anhellbro.7213:

Almost 1 Year left…………………………………………. Where is 1 expansion every year??? No GvG in GW2. 0 Permanent Dungeons. No Raids. No SPVP rewards. =////

Thief is more engaging than the rest of the classes. I don’t even touch my alts anymore.

People in Lion’s Arch remember me because I make the most thought provoking comments/kitten jokes.

Azure Prower.8701:

Two words. Condition removal.

This.

Mystogan.4157:

yea i jst want to see some buffs for them =] i think charges would be great.

I could imagine a team of 5 thieves stacking on eachother and laying down tripwire and ambush.

This.

I’m boring. I like syrup and butter on my waffles.

Time to break out consta-dodge!

Time to prep for consta-dodge QQ!

RNG God is a small vindictive child.

Although tonight I finally got 2 (yes 2 after 4 months of nothing) exotics. Superior Sanctuary rune from HotW and then Adam during Jormag after I got out. That doesn’t make up for the massive amount of nothing in between.

People want this game to fail because of this and this.

Disregard lol! I haunt thief forums sorry.

Learn to chase.

I think Quick Recovery should be:
– Gain 1 initiative every time you use a Skill that uses initiative.

Just makes more sense to me.

Thanks to this guy I think Anet loves Warrior the most. The class is pretty much based off of him.

I take that back.

Thanks for the support guys.

No.

Skritt <———- This pl0x, yes?
Krait <———— Thissss too, pleasssssse?
Tengu
Ooze <———- Also pl0x?
Golem

Why are you all looking at him that way?
Show some respect for the dead dammit!

My idea…

Signet of Sadism 30s cd

Passive – Increase Condition Damage for every condition you place on your enemy. Condition Damage: 50
Formula: 50(.2 + .01 * Level * # of Conditions)

Active – Inflict 3 stacks of Torment (10s) to nearby enemies.

We’ll have mounts when the waypoints are gone.

No, because I am tired of seeing:

1. Altair copies.
2. Firey everything.
3. Emo Necros

Anet has been increasingly sucking every month. After the massive loot nerfs and RNG juggling, unclear information, blah, blah and more blah….

Long story short, this is more than just about thief nerfs. Anet has no clue period. There are games out there with content that is fun for everyone…. not just the supercasual gamer with better-than-average computer specs.

I don’t mind it AS MUCH since I understand that using a budget laptop has its consequences, but holy kitten they could at least improve it a little.

Lmao!

LOL! When did Cluster Bomb have an AoE circle?

akjb.8372:

Minions eat thief’s.

As long as you have hp and vitality , they’re no problem.

Signet of Malice says hi.

Everyone should just be lvl 1 then.

TL;DR
What we need…
What we get.

FYI those are plastic easter egg shells.

Rifle plox?

This is why I use Heartseeker as a gap closer.

Seth.4927:

I’m sure it was these 25 stacks of Torment that got him…

fixed*

sorrow.2364:

I don’t think so.
Pretty much, when a Thief says L2P, it means:

I have no real argument against yours.
I just want to enjoy my profession and I don’t really give a kitten about balance and everything. I just want to faceroll people and I don’t want to waste time to get better, while you should if you want to have any chance against me while I’m mashing buttons randomly with no real clue on what I’m doing.

That is pretty much what I read when I see L2P in the thief forum.

Seriously guys, you should stop doing this bullkitten.
I’ve seen L2P said to really well formed and logically correct arguments regarding thieves, which is really sad, to be honest.

I’ve seen L2P said to people who kindly asked for suggestion on how to counter thieves.

Everything who were said to be broken about thieves was then nerfed, which it means that, probably, most people complains have some sense.
Probably also other people have a brain, not only you.

You’de be so surprised.

They should make it look like this and the animation shows us hitting it at high speed about 20 times before it breaks.

I would like that.

I can just imagine it now… (bop bop bop bop) log (bop bop bop) log (bop bop bop bop bop bop) log.

Invizible.2960:

Zacchary.6183:

“L2P” from a thief means:

Roll a thief and play around with stealth. Learn what thieves do by being the thief yourself so when you go back to your main you know their next move.

Once you understand the thief, fighting one will feel as though you are reading a book. Fights against them will feel so pathetic that you will wonder why you ever kittened about them in the first place. And if you are that good, their first attack will tell you everything about them.

Seriously, just try one out and tinker with them.

….. or something along those lines.

Link this in your sig :P

We should all link this in our sigs.

Ive noticed the increase as well.

WereDragon.6083:

Zacchary.6183:

Would like it if torment was on caltrops.

Oh god that would make caltrops insane. Like stupid amounts of damage

Yup

Would like it if torment was on caltrops.

Make it a trait or something where it turns your caltrops into brambles.

DAGGER FORM OF TWILIGHT PLS? KTHXBYE

Yeah well i got the Traveler’s Ceremonial Sword of Accuracy the first time I put anything in the mystic toilet.

I think the thief might lose it next month. :c

Facerolling Guard: “S/D thief is OP. Pls nerf it anet.”

OMG! Thief bakstab me n da booty!
All dey do is faceroll 5122222222222222!
And teh permastealth!

Plz nerf da kitten outta theefs plahks.

Because anet wants you to grind your kitten off for Twilight/Sunrise/Eternity.

Dear Anet,

Make game easier for me.

Love,
Scrub.

Because anet hates you.

Lol @ first 2.

I also took the link from your first topic and put it in my siggy. :P

nvm

I press space alot after the no.

How about just get rid of venoms since thieves dont use venoms in this game or irl for that matter?

No.

lol! I think they hid the names because they saw that happening. I would probably get called out for dying alot in zergball. The lag from zergs gets so bad on my budget laptop that the game either crashes or remains at 1 frame per 20 seconds until I die.

Because of it I just stick with siege. At least I am a surgeon with them. :P